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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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  • August 21 · 44 min

    Sniffany Lions, Mystery Skulls, and Adult Children | 8.21.26

    Episode 2021 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:53 The "Sniffany Lions" in State College are turning on each other as the cocaine investigation unfolds 00:23:33 Random mystery person drops MYSTERY HUMAN SKULL at Michigan Goodwill in the dead of night 00:29:10 It's PHRIDAY - Old Ironsides, Florida Bad Girls, Brazilian Adult Child Scam, and Smiling through the Broken Jaw 00:34:00 Update on the Man with the World's Smallest Penis (allegedly) For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2020
    August 20 · 49 min

    The Foot Juice Booths At FanimeCon Are Something Else! | 8.20.26

    Episode 2020 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Hiring people to do tasks and when to hire a Mexican 00:09:15 The surrogacy/abortion case sweeping the nation 00:27:55 Fanimecon & the foot juice booths they have there for nerds 00:36:10 People dressed as Gandalf are protesting outside Peter Thiel’s house 00:39:50 Florida Man dog poop dispute turns violent For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 19 · 48 min

    PSU Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In | 8.19.26

    Episode 2019 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP Frank Beard (and TXCM victims, and #5) 00:05:42 Kentucky Middle School send out AI Slop Agenda on first day - Parents are FURIOUS 00:12:55 More Vicious Rabid Beaver Attacks on Maryland Teens 00:22:18 WHITE-OUT: PSU Frat Bro and Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In 00:33:44 Harvard Study finds Smash Music Releases Cause Smashing Car Accidents 00:38:42 New England Problems - Truck Driver Spills 20 Tons of Raw Squid 00:42:01 New England Children's Author and Alleged Madwoman on the Run from Cop Killing Charges For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 18 · 43 min

    Dog Meat Soup and Fang Fang | 8.18.26

    Episode 2018 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 We take our first stab at the Lindsay Clancy case 00:10:00 New info on Eric Swalwell banging Fang Fang 00:16:05 Jon Ossoff make Trump banging White House aide Natalie Harp joke 00:22:10 North Koreans told to cool down during heat wave with dog meat soup 00:28:40 Woman gets parking ticket after dying in New Zealand parking lot 00:33:30 Man finds out McDonald’s has 515 page personal profile on him For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2017
    August 17 · 43 min

    8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball | 8.17.26

    Episode 2017 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:49 University of Michigan Liberal Arts Majors getting it easy 00:11:49 Meta facing major trial this week 00:22:52 8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball 00:35:46: You can officially see through walls with wifi For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2016
    August 14 · 48 min

    Penis Pump Causes Bomb Scare In Washington D.C. | 8.14.26

    Episode 2016 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors 00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit 00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th 00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cosplay costumes on the grounds it's disrespectful 00:39:55 Taylor Farms now linked to Salmonella outbreak in their Jalapenos 00:41:15 Penis pump causes bomb scare in Washington DC For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2015
    August 13 · 45 min

    Which Towns In The UK Buy The Smallest & Biggest Dildos | 8.13.26

    Episode 2015 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes returns, Japan recap part one 00:16:30 Man robs Shake Shack where he works and returns to work the next day 00:20:15 Arkansas high schooler practices with a cottonmouth snake in his helmet 00:23:30 Towns in the UK that buy the largest and smallest dildos 00:31:15 Wisconsin woman steals a volunteer fire truck and gets naked For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 12 · 40 min

    Everyone’s Gooning at the Dollar Tree | 8.12.26

    Episode 2014 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 The Patriot Games are taking place on ESPN+ and are not great 00:10:45 New alarming trend with dudes publicly gooning at chicks at Dollar Tree stores 00:22:30 FDA recalls blood pressure meds, Argentine beef recalled and Taylor Farms guac 00:26:40 Someone has seen a live playthrough of Elder Scrolls VI 00:30:20 Finnish man builds 20k solar yacht that requires no fuel and goes forever 00:32:30 A lab in China has invented night vision contact lenses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2013
    August 11 · 44 min

    Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event | 8.11.26

    Episode 2013 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:57 Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event AKA Raft Off 00:22:14 The FAA Gamer Plan Worked - Most Nerds Ever Hired that Passed Flight Control School 00:28:17 Brittany is back with another crazy dance video 00:32:11 Polish athletes becomes first to swim across Baltic sea and almost died 00:34:01 Jared Leto is a creepo? For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 10 · 46 min

    Mayor Allegedly Wanted "A Good Weiner-ing" Faces Investigation | 8.10.26

    Episode 2012 (for real this time), brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com and tell them Hard Factor sent you! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Is it Episode 2021??? 00:05:00 Weinergate 2.0 - "A Good Weinering" for St. Paul Mayor, allegedly 00:16:44 Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht Passed on Saving Stranded Boat, Cruise Ship goes 10-Hours to save them instead 00:23:00 Two ex-NBA Players declare for 2027 WNBA Draft 00:28:03 Texas Man arrested over Stabbing Threats over Anime being blocked online 00:38:00 New Fecal-Based Pills Could Cure Peanut Allergies Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2011
    August 7 · 53 min

    Hawaiian Congressional Candidate KO’d For Being Drunk Menace | 8.7.26

    Episode 2011 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Memories of 2011 00:10:56 Japanese woman arrested for placing billions in fake orders on anime site 00:15:37 Hawaii congressional candidate gets KOed for being a drunk menace 00:30:49 Man with history of purposely setting wildfires may have set wildfire 00:39:14 Three lions die at Japanese Zoo… Wes is unaffected 00:42:03 More police using FLOCK Cameras to stalk people 00:43:57 RFK Eating Habits and Gag Reflex For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 6 · 46 min

    Worst Tinder Date Ever and Leprosy is Back FMF | 8.6.26

    Episode 2012 - Florida Man Friday Patreon sample show www.patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater 00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas 00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail 00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho 00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 5 · 48 min

    Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center | 8.5.26

    Episode 2010 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit https://Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode 00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel 00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors 00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at Spider-man showing For more head over to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 3 · 48 min

    Man Punches Kids on Cruise, China Hates Night Swimming and Camo Police| 8.3.26

    Episode 2009 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park 00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers 00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night 00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries 00:21:30 Australian Parliament Member wants all kids to stop going online and start shooting 00:26:30 Man punches kids playing tag on a Carnival Cruise in the face and stomach 00:35:00 Man arrested for boobytrapping lawn to pop kids bike tires 00:40:50 Ozempic is eliminating the gay bear community 00:42:10 Police officers dressing up like shrubbery to catch people driving on their phones For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2008
    July 31 · 48 min

    Wes Joins from Japan & Fools that work in schools | 7.31.26

    Episode 2008 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints 00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey 00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants 00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer 00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update 00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants? 00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,' For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 29 · 45 min

    AI Is Now Eating Books... Literally | 7.29.26

    Episode 2007 - brought to you by https://patreon.com/hardfactor - Pop the Clutch, Send in the Car and join our community today, with access to bonus pods, Discord chat w/ hosts, trivia nights, and much more. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes is officially IN Japan (first Smoking Lounge review), and other headlines 00:07:25 AI companies, at least Anthropic according to lawsuit document, are buying pre-2023 books to literally eat them (to death) into their data training model for LLMs 00:19:48 ECommerce Bytes wins $50 Million from settlement with EBay + Meme News is the BEST 00:22:39 The "DubBot" from the Dublin, Ohio Police force has been shut down less than a year into service after contributing to ZERO arrests or tickets 00:26:48 Kansas Man arrested at public hearing for clapping against data centers + LASER BEAMS 00:33:50 Austin, Texas Pet Store has 2000 gallon fish tank burst randomly 00:37:30 13 year-old caught sharing magic mushroom candy at local YMCA Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 27 · 42 min

    Man Hikes 10 Miles with Pole Fully Impaled Through Body | 7.27.26

    Episode 2006 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:50 Some of the best clips from the White House Correspondence Dinner 00:21:40 The Unmasking Effect and Global Warming 00:31:40 Man impales himself all the way through with hiking pole then walks 10 miles 00:35:30 Influencer posts tik tok about her pedo husband and gets murdered For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #1005
    July 24 · 50 min

    Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust | 7.24.26

    Episode 2005 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:34 Lil Wayne Interview recap 00:09:08 Male only gym seeks to prevent Christian men from lust 00:26:45 Bear electrocuted on electrical pole after rescue deemed too risky 00:34:18 Michelin star chef in South Korea facing jail over ant dessert 00:40:15 Orcas are now exploding Sunfish with tremendous force For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2004
    July 23 · 48 min

    Gen Z Fashion Trend Is A Dad's Worst Nightmare & Sentient Goldfish  | 7.23.26

    Episode 2004 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:15 Jack sucks 00:08:25 First-ever instance of a chatbot hacking another AI without user direction, plus AI lawsuits for idiots 00:20:25 New unbuttoned jean fashion trend sweeping the nation 00:27:50 Woman suing McDonald's for fries that were too hot and perfect 00:36:12 Names of fallen soldiers from the Iran War 00:37:30 Argentina has ruled that two goldfish should have human rights and are sentient beings 00:41:55 Man frees bear trapped in his SUV with a very smart solution For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 22 · 45 min

    Japan Creates Sweat-Powered Shirt | 7.22.26

    Episode 2003 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Take 10 minutes to get covered today, with life insurance through Ethos Get your free quote at http://ETHOS.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes' Japan trip is officially ALMOST here - Shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday next 2 weeks. Live taping going away soon. Send comments. Love you Hardo Hive. 00:07:42 Trouble on the High Seas: Chicago Speedboat, (12:28) Bloodthirsty Beaver, (15:11) Killer Whale Domination 00:18:37 Japan has invented personal refrigerators for fat people to cool down 00:26:07 Reverse Cowgirl Fake News?? 00:29:45 Louisiana Woman gets Horrific Genital Injury on Honduras Zip-line, Pays Over $50K to Get Home 00:36:06 Japan also Invents Sweat-Powered Shirt, Transforming Obese People into Super-human Generators 00:39:12 Japan Dealing with Corporate Shorts Crisis For more head over to http://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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