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Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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  • Yesterday · 51 min

    Doctor goes on Shooting Spree over Moldy Apartment | 11.13.26

    Episode 2080 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. Ultra: Don’t sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:35 DC Doctor murders Building Manager and goes on shooting spree over moldy apartment 00:18:55 Jensen Huang steps down from Nvidia after second mistress, Health Executive Kimberly Powell 00:24:47 Neo-Nazi "accidentally" jacks it on live stream 00:30:43 Minnesota cracks down on "Minnesota's Largest Candy Store" for making "alcoholic" liquor candies 00:37:48 Hegseth disciplines himself, and avoids impeachment after "traffic incident" kept 11 congress members from casting their vote 00:43:50 Mother of Peanut the Squirrel, a German national, deported by ICE Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2079
    Thursday · 51 min

    Wizard Attacks, Foot Fetishes & Nostalgic Only Fans Models | 11.12.26

    Episode 2079 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. Ultra: Don’t sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:50 Pete Hegseth gets yelled at at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 00:04:25 Rex Ryan back in the news for feet issues 00:13:25 Right-wing influencer storms cat adoption event thinking it's a furry convention 00:20:50 Update on Ole Miss controversy 00:22:30 Leftist Wizard attacks TPUSA event on UT Tyler campus 00:35:10 70s & 80s heartthrob Morgan Fairchild joins OnlyFans Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Wednesday · 44 min

    College Students Set Themselves on Fire | 11.11.26

    Episode 2078 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. Ultra: Don’t sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Ohio State fraternity in trouble after video of members setting themselves on fire 00:15:30 Three family members cut a body part off a dead family member in a funeral home 00:23:50 The orcas are back smashing boats 00:29:30 zamboni driver destroys ice rink 00:33:50 Zoo in Tyler Texas had “offensive” Halloween decorations 00:37:40 Dad takes dump in high school after kid’s team loses 42-0 Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2077
    Tuesday · 47 min

    Racist Ole Miss students doing Ole Miss things | 11.10.26

    Episode 2077 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. Ultra: Don’t sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ethos.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:31 A visit down memory lane: Milk Pouches 00:08:33 Data center heists are happening a lot now “GPUs are the new copper” 00:12:32 Vibrating mattress helps clear Alzheimer's from the brain 00:22:17 Ole Miss being ole miss 00:34:54 Cruise Ship Pianist rescued after treading water for 9 hours 00:40:12 Flight evacuated due to teens playing call of duty Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Monday · 44 min

    Russell Brand has been convicted of rape | 11.9.26

    Episode 2076 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Amazon.com/Movember - For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code HARDFACTOR at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. Trustpilot rating as of 8/1/2026. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Shaq, MMA and weekend stuff 00:10:56 Russel Brand convicted of rape and is going to prison in the UK 00:21:19 Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang caught in extramarital affair with potential Chinese spy + Japanese "Monkey Busting" grannies with BB guns 00:31:43 South Carolina dad leaves sleeping 6 year-old daughter outside in line at Target all night to hold his spot for Pokemon cards 00:39:50 Lebron and Willie Nelson Updates Thank you for listening, go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community get bonus pods, discord chat, and more - but most importantly - HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • November 6 · 46 min

    97 year old man dies at birthday party while singing ‘Staying Alive’ | 11.6.26

    Episode 2075 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order 00:10:28 Update on microwave fish gun guy 00:16:00 97 year old man dies at birthday party 00:25:25 Woman and boy arrested, Hamilton police say, after 'disturbing' assault of cadet leader distributing poppies 00:29:18 Trump administration held talks with Iran on deporting Iranians during the war 00:36:11 Italian take stand against pineapple on pizza Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2074
    November 5 · 45 min

    We Are In Danger Of Losing Lauren Boebert & More Twincest  | 11.5.26

    Episode 2074 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order 00:05:10 You will be shocked at which host didn’t vote 00:07:40 San Fransicso company paying people to walk robot dogs 00:15:45 UPDATE: Twincest in the Playboy Mansion?! 00:22:10 UK Helicopter pilot denies drawing giant penis in the sky during police chase 00:30:45 Midterm election update & we are in grave danger of losing Lauren Boebert Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • November 4 · 43 min

    North Korea’s Binance Hack, Eel Orgy + Human Plant Eye | 11.4.26

    Episode 2073 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order 00:03:00 Mid terms tease (taped too early for results which we’ll talk about tomorrow) 00:05:15 The North Korean 6 billion dollar binance hack explained 00:11:25 Kenosha woman accused of firing gun at man who insulted her in Walgreens 00:20:40 Man hired as werewolf performer by an Australian restaurant punched a 12 year-old 00:26:05 Eel ball a 2.8 million eel orgy is going on in the ocean in Australia 00:32:55 Siberian man had a plant growing inside his eyeball Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • November 3 · 44 min

    EU grocers HACKED via internet connected refrigerators | 11.3.26

    Episode 2072 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Amazon.com/Movember - Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization - For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health! Stio.com/HardFactor - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:48 European grocers hacked in multiple countries via internet connected refrigerators 00:16:54 Halloween controversy as racially charged candy bowl footage emerges 00:29:57 Psychics are upset about the advent of AI apps that also provide horoscopes and other readings 00:35:05 Fire Hydrant theft on the rise in LA, McRib Lawsuit Rolls On, and Vivek run off-stage in Ohio Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2071
    November 2 · 45 min

    Dog Piss Diplomacy On Flight & Chili's Margaritas With An Extra Kick  | 11.2.26

    Episode 2071 brought to you by our incredible sponsors AMAZON: This November is Movember, and for the fourth year running, Amazon is supporting the Movember Foundation, the world's leading men's health organization, to raise awareness for men's health. Remember to visit Amazon.com/movember. For every eligible product sold in November, up to $2 is donated to the Movember Foundation to support men's health. STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order 00:02:55 RIP to the victims in the horrible PJ crash in Florida 00:05:40 Gross Halloween Candy & Heidi Klum disappoints again, or does she? 00:12:55 Dog pisses on plane and pilot puts up the flight's fate to a vote 00:23:05 Chili's almost kills patrons with margaritas laced with grease cleaner 00:30:25 Indonesian meatball salesman nearly sets himself on fire when his cart explodes 00:35:20 Trump pardons, Savannah Chrisley & Haley Stevens turns traitor in Minnesota Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2070
    October 30 · 50 min

    Colorado Politician wants to legalize hookers and blow | 10.30.26

    Episode 2070 brought to you by our incredible sponsors STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Sports app use code FACTOR and head over to the Elections tab. New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:09 Colorado Politician wants to legalize hookers and blow 00:25:45: RFK on a racial heater + Trump ass parade 00:36:27 South Korean genital size insulted in Apple ad 00:41:14 Forever cruise runs out of gas and kicks off 200 passengers Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 29 · 45 min

    Hugh Hefner, Cheesesteak Plea Deal, and Chinese Glass | 10.29.26

    Episode 2069 brought to you by our incredible sponsors STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Sports app use code FACTOR and head over to the Elections tab. New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 The most incorrectly pronounced words 00:10:40 New accusations coming out about Hugh Hefner and John Lovitz being sex creeps 00:25:40 Alleged murderer tells judge he’ll take plea deal for cheesesteak 00:33:30 Chinese glass company makes indestructible glass during French protests Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 28 · 49 min

    China now hates Mbappe | 10.28.26

    Episode 2068 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Sports app use code FACTOR and head over to the Elections tab. New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 Mbappe has China BIG MAD 00:22:01 South Korean Politician challenges President to Play Modern Warfare 4: North Korea 00:28:27 Insane allegations about Georgia veterinarian stealing pets they claim need to be euthanized 00:36:13 Midterm MADNESS Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get bonus pods, discord chat and more!! Most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2067
    October 27 · 46 min

    Three-Year-Old Kicked Out of Soccer League For Being Too Dominant?! | 10.27.26

    Episode 2067 brought to you by our incredible sponsors STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Sports app use code FACTOR and head over to the Elections tab. New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Revisiting Nicki Minaj’s ass and what it would be like if she became press sec. 00:08:10 Black three-year-old kicked out of youth soccer league for being too good 00:26:30 Kim Jong Un is alive and North Korea just built a new bridge to escape on 00:29:10 The violent history of Chris Brown and what he got away with now 00:36:15 Man living in Baltimore sewer is terrorizing a mother’s children Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 26 · 46 min

    White House Press Secretary Nicki Minaj? | 10.26.26

    Episode 2066 brought to you by our incredible sponsors: STIO - Ski season’s almost here. Gear up now, the way the locals do. Go to stio.com/hardfactor for 20% off your order Draft Kings - Download the DraftKings Sports app use code FACTOR and head over to the Elections tab. New DraftKings customers can trade five and get two hundred in bonuses within 21 days– includes all markets. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 The AI bot is dialing in on football 00:05:50 Another criminal caught jumping through a glass window on body cam 00:19:10 29 year old man tries to register as 17 year old girl to become high school student 00:27:10 Sigma Nu frat at Colorado Boulder had over 100 members suspended over fight club 00:33:30 Tensions are high in the multiple Dan Sullivan Alaska race 00:37:15 Trump still talking about Jhn Husted’s butt and now potential press secretary Nicki Minaj’s Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2065
    October 23 · 48 min

    HS Coach arrested for watching playoffs while driving bus | 10.23.26

    Episode 2065 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:36 Volleyball coach arrested for watching the game while driving a school bus 00:11:47 Taiwan charges five men over plot to run over comedian for his Xi Jinping jokes 00:19:18 New Air B&B laws ban hosts from asking for too much cleaning 00:24:06 Arizona man attacks and attempts to kill people that refused to do cocaine with him 00:30:40 Woman Arrested for Protesting Delivery Robots 00:37:17 Woman caused deadly crash because she was looking at porn on phone 00:41:20 Monkey reprimanded by crowd after biting 12 people Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 22 · 43 min

    "FWHIP the Script" Informant Incentives | 10.22.26

    Episode 2064 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors - ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:19 FWHIP - Whistleblower Incentives Dropping from Trump 00:23:28 Ramaswamy comfortably trailing in Ohio Governor race after insane campaign ad leaks 00:36:56 Richmond, VA man arrested for taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could "watch football" Thank you for listening! Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, much more - but most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2063
    October 21 · 49 min

    The Most Brazen Police Escape We’ve Seen In Ages | 10.21.26

    Episode 2063 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:45 Pokémon card left leaves nerds devastated 00:24:15 Dirty pool in the Texas Senate race 00:36:30 Mexican dentist murdered over loose tooth 00:40:40 Copper thief makes movie-style escape when confronted by cop Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 20 · 46 min

    O.J. Accomplice, Kim Jong Un Dead and President’s Dog Psychic? | 10.20.26

    Episode 2062 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:50 It’s being reported that a mafia guy and FBI informant may have aided O.J. Simpson 00:17:05 Jalen Hurts has blood clots in his lungs and the Eagles are flying him around the globe 00:19:25 Some reports are claiming Kim Jong Un might be in a coma 00:27:00 Argentina’s President Javier Milei has been paying a doc psychic for the last decade 00:34:40 Pat nearly gets into fist fight at ska concert Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • #2061
    October 19 · 45 min

    Priest killed by giant crucifix during mass | 10.19.26

    Episode 2061 brought to you by our incredible sponsors ULTRA - the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code HARDFACTOR to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:07 Robots in schools 00:09:15 Protests in France 00:19:44 Giant crucifix falls on and kills priest during service 00:26:22 Strange and sad story, truck runs through soccer complex in Wichita 00:31:01 TX Wedding venue sues deceased groom’s family for asking for deposit back Go to patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, Discord chat and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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