Hard Factor

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480

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#2026
Yesterday · 48 min
Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center | 8.26.26
Episode 2026 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:31 We got a new lake 00:09:35 Trump is threatening to destroy the Kennedy Center 00:19:53 Good Good/Callaway golf commercial that has caused quite the shitstorm over DV 00:35:17 Beat to death with dildo 00:38:24 Steak and shake florida man 00:41:22 Fat English Man caught on camera bricking drugs and phone into prison fence over and over again For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Thursday · 46 min
Polish Man Arrested for Ordering 300 Pizzas as Prank | 8.27.26
Episode 2025 Brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps and Landslides 00:03:40 Brooklyn Wedding in all caught Norovirus diarrhea from the catering staff 00:16:35 Northern Italian man busted for creating fake ancient amphitheater and charging admission 00:24:55 Belgian Man randomly become a Prince after finding out another Prince is his true father 00:34:54 Polish Man arrested for ordering up to 300 pizzas at a time to unsuspecting victims in over 1000 "Food Swatting" operation For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2024
Wednesday · 50 min
The “Brown Challenge” Poop Trend Is Ruining Spanish Pools| 8.26.26
Episode 2024 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP to Dolly Parton 00:07:05 We are one step closer to Wes’ Shacks becoming a reality 00:22:00 The owner of the 49ers was busted for getting a prostitute at a trailer park 00:32:00 Update on the Harvard morgue that was selling body parts 00:36:30 New pooping in pools trend, “The Brown Challenge” is sweeping Spain 00:40:30 The USA & Canada trade war is heating up! For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tuesday · 46 min
Fake Horse Semen Business Busted in the UK | 8.25.26
Episode 2023 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:30 Major USPS employee check scam ring exposed for 20+ million in fraud 00:17:57 Reno fire update from resident Reno man Hard Factor Will 00:20:50 Terrible Chinese movie sets record as most profitable film of all time 00:24:50 Teen in West Bengal lives in the water due to unidentfied condition 00:34:50 UK couple runs fake horse semen business scam For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2022
Monday · 49 min
16 y/o girl who truck-sticked a middle school football player on field charged | 8.22.26
Episode 2022 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Lucy: Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:02 - Big Big Marlin caught 00:14:46 2 Mexican Fishermen Survives 5 days at sea on a cooler 00:23:02 Dad leaves son on Mt. Fuji 00:35:21 Girl who truck sticked a football player on the field charged with assault For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 21 · 44 min
Sniffany Lions, Mystery Skulls, and Adult Children | 8.21.26
Episode 2021 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:53 The "Sniffany Lions" in State College are turning on each other as the cocaine investigation unfolds 00:23:33 Random mystery person drops MYSTERY HUMAN SKULL at Michigan Goodwill in the dead of night 00:29:10 It's PHRIDAY - Old Ironsides, Florida Bad Girls, Brazilian Adult Child Scam, and Smiling through the Broken Jaw 00:34:00 Update on the Man with the World's Smallest Penis (allegedly) For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2020
August 20 · 49 min
The Foot Juice Booths At FanimeCon Are Something Else! | 8.20.26
Episode 2020 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:00 Hiring people to do tasks and when to hire a Mexican 00:09:15 The surrogacy/abortion case sweeping the nation 00:27:55 Fanimecon & the foot juice booths they have there for nerds 00:36:10 People dressed as Gandalf are protesting outside Peter Thiel’s house 00:39:50 Florida Man dog poop dispute turns violent For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 19 · 48 min
PSU Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In | 8.19.26
Episode 2019 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 RIP Frank Beard (and TXCM victims, and #5) 00:05:42 Kentucky Middle School send out AI Slop Agenda on first day - Parents are FURIOUS 00:12:55 More Vicious Rabid Beaver Attacks on Maryland Teens 00:22:18 WHITE-OUT: PSU Frat Bro and Coke Kingpin Turns Himself In 00:33:44 Harvard Study finds Smash Music Releases Cause Smashing Car Accidents 00:38:42 New England Problems - Truck Driver Spills 20 Tons of Raw Squid 00:42:01 New England Children's Author and Alleged Madwoman on the Run from Cop Killing Charges For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 18 · 43 min
Dog Meat Soup and Fang Fang | 8.18.26
Episode 2018 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 We take our first stab at the Lindsay Clancy case 00:10:00 New info on Eric Swalwell banging Fang Fang 00:16:05 Jon Ossoff make Trump banging White House aide Natalie Harp joke 00:22:10 North Koreans told to cool down during heat wave with dog meat soup 00:28:40 Woman gets parking ticket after dying in New Zealand parking lot 00:33:30 Man finds out McDonald’s has 515 page personal profile on him For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2017
August 17 · 43 min
8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball | 8.17.26
Episode 2017 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor:Ethos: Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:49 University of Michigan Liberal Arts Majors getting it easy 00:11:49 Meta facing major trial this week 00:22:52 8th Grader Charged w/ Assault for Pelting Ex-gf in Gym Class Dodgeball 00:35:46: You can officially see through walls with wifi For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2016
August 14 · 48 min
Penis Pump Causes Bomb Scare In Washington D.C. | 8.14.26
Episode 2016 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:25 Conditions on the USS Abraham Lincoln are allegedly not great for sailors 00:21:55 Revisiting “Sexsomiacs,” a bullshit trend that is on the rise amongst horny men who are full of shit 00:31:30 NASA forced to debunk viral claim about the Earth losing gravity for 7 seconds on August 12th 00:34:20 Shinto Shrine in Tokyo is outlawing cosplay costumes on the grounds it's disrespectful 00:39:55 Taylor Farms now linked to Salmonella outbreak in their Jalapenos 00:41:15 Penis pump causes bomb scare in Washington DC For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2015
August 13 · 45 min
Which Towns In The UK Buy The Smallest & Biggest Dildos | 8.13.26
Episode 2015 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Wes returns, Japan recap part one 00:16:30 Man robs Shake Shack where he works and returns to work the next day 00:20:15 Arkansas high schooler practices with a cottonmouth snake in his helmet 00:23:30 Towns in the UK that buy the largest and smallest dildos 00:31:15 Wisconsin woman steals a volunteer fire truck and gets naked For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 12 · 40 min
Everyone’s Gooning at the Dollar Tree | 8.12.26
Episode 2014 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:00 The Patriot Games are taking place on ESPN+ and are not great 00:10:45 New alarming trend with dudes publicly gooning at chicks at Dollar Tree stores 00:22:30 FDA recalls blood pressure meds, Argentine beef recalled and Taylor Farms guac 00:26:40 Someone has seen a live playthrough of Elder Scrolls VI 00:30:20 Finnish man builds 20k solar yacht that requires no fuel and goes forever 00:32:30 A lab in China has invented night vision contact lenses For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2013
August 11 · 44 min
Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event | 8.11.26
Episode 2013 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at Mengotomars.com 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:57 Stabbing at “Gathering of the Water Juggalos” Boat Event AKA Raft Off 00:22:14 The FAA Gamer Plan Worked - Most Nerds Ever Hired that Passed Flight Control School 00:28:17 Brittany is back with another crazy dance video 00:32:11 Polish athletes becomes first to swim across Baltic sea and almost died 00:34:01 Jared Leto is a creepo? For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 10 · 46 min
Mayor Allegedly Wanted "A Good Weiner-ing" Faces Investigation | 8.10.26
Episode 2012 (for real this time), brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com and tell them Hard Factor sent you! 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Is it Episode 2021??? 00:05:00 Weinergate 2.0 - "A Good Weinering" for St. Paul Mayor, allegedly 00:16:44 Mark Zuckerberg's Yacht Passed on Saving Stranded Boat, Cruise Ship goes 10-Hours to save them instead 00:23:00 Two ex-NBA Players declare for 2027 WNBA Draft 00:28:03 Texas Man arrested over Stabbing Threats over Anime being blocked online 00:38:00 New Fecal-Based Pills Could Cure Peanut Allergies Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community, get access to bonus pods, discord chat, and much more - but most importantly: HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2011
August 7 · 53 min
Hawaiian Congressional Candidate KO’d For Being Drunk Menace | 8.7.26
Episode 2011 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:00 Memories of 2011 00:10:56 Japanese woman arrested for placing billions in fake orders on anime site 00:15:37 Hawaii congressional candidate gets KOed for being a drunk menace 00:30:49 Man with history of purposely setting wildfires may have set wildfire 00:39:14 Three lions die at Japanese Zoo… Wes is unaffected 00:42:03 More police using FLOCK Cameras to stalk people 00:43:57 RFK Eating Habits and Gag Reflex For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 6 · 46 min
Worst Tinder Date Ever and Leprosy is Back FMF | 8.6.26
Episode 2012 - Florida Man Friday Patreon sample show www.patreon.com/hardfactor Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Man attacks woman for laughing in the movie theater 00:16:34 Florida Man caught stealing a shitload of gas 00:21:10 Florida Man Busted for Ordering Kilo of Coke in the Mail 00:27:05 Tinder date goes wrong as old man goes psycho 00:36:15 Leprosy is Back in Florida Somehow For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 5 · 48 min
Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center | 8.5.26
Episode 2010 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit https://Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 100% Creepy Weirdo Episode 00:03:14 Ohio congressional candidate Max Miller accused of marital violence by wife, GRINDR reveals, and a Michigan candidate that sounds like Ms. Rachel 00:21:40 Naked Man Found INSIDE Wall of Fresno Plasma Center, peeping through the walls at plasma donors 00:34:16 Angry Londoner destroys neighbor's fish pond over pump noise + Creepy Colombian unleashes Theater-clearing Fart at Spider-man showing For more head over to https://patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 3 · 48 min
Man Punches Kids on Cruise, China Hates Night Swimming and Camo Police| 8.3.26
Episode 2009 Brought to you by our incredible sponsor: Better Help - Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR and join the 6 million people globally who have spoken with Better Help therapists 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:15 Pat is dealing with an issue at his neighborhood park 00:10:50 Telegram owner Pavel Durov is being targeted by Russia for not giving up customers 00:14:20 China sends a police drown to yell at you to get out of the water at night 00:16:10 South Korea’s dopamine site trend is fake shopping and fake deliveries 00:21:30 Australian Parliament Member wants all kids to stop going online and start shooting 00:26:30 Man punches kids playing tag on a Carnival Cruise in the face and stomach 00:35:00 Man arrested for boobytrapping lawn to pop kids bike tires 00:40:50 Ozempic is eliminating the gay bear community 00:42:10 Police officers dressing up like shrubbery to catch people driving on their phones For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#2008
July 31 · 48 min
Wes Joins from Japan & Fools that work in schools | 7.31.26
Episode 2008 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:07:08 Update the poor NY male students will no longer have sexbot AI teacher after complaints 00:11:32 Wes joins from Japan, gives update on SOAP massage journey 00:16:45 Teacher expelled for burning boy’s private parts with knife for urinating in pants 00:21:50 Weed News: CBG is Crushing Fatty Liver, and “Cannaflavins” are now Crushing Cancer 00:30:11 Mitch McConnell update 00:33:15 Did Trump poo his pants? 00:36:45 U.S. FCC approves giant space mirror to deliver 'sunlight on demand,' For more head over to patreon.com/hardfactor for weekly bonus episodes and most importantly HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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