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Grumpy Old Dames

Shawna Benson

Grumpy Old Dames

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  • 20 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 1 hr 1 min
  • Sunday · 1 hr 12 min

    Episode 42 "Electile Disfunction!"

    In this episode the dames grump about the nonstop emails, phone calls and texts from political campaigns! Scott Presler is named a knight of valor for campaigning for the Save Act and registering over 50,000 people to vote! Lady Vox shares her recent fasting experience "out of the kitchen!" Then burns some sage in the cauldron! Two fun AI songs written about the topic and our silver linings in this 42nd episode!

  • September 29 · 1 hr 11 min

    The Great Divide Episode 41

    The Dames discuss the efforts to "divide and conquer" humanity! Daryl Davis is named a Knight of Valor for his reaching out to cross the divide! Dame Loca bitches about the Texas heat with an AI song! Lady Vox has some pelvic floor support exercises and boosts your immunity in the cauldron. Our silverish lining and Lady Vox's amazing song written for the episode!

  • September 12 · 1 hr 20 min

    Episode 40

    The Dames Tackle the Islamification of the west in this episode! Ayaan Hirsi Ali is named a Dame of Distinction for her conviction and courage to fight for her personal liberty! Dame Loca has a prickly delight in the kitchen! Lady Vox eases your night sweats with some hops! Two new AI songs to get you in the spirit of grumping and a silver lining to boot!

  • August 29 · 1 hr 8 min

    Uncommon Ground

    In the 39th episode the Grumpy Old Dames discuss the waning common culture of society. Void Zero from the No Agenda Stream is named a Knight of Valor for his work and dedication to the stream! Dame Loca has a spray bottle hack in the kitchen! Lady Vox encapsulates cannabis in the cauldron! The dames find a silver lining in the vibrant No Agenda "culture!" Lady Vox has an amazing AI industrial song called "No Common Ground" and Dame Loca plays a Mozart favorite written about Turkish culture in the 1700's!

  • August 20 · 52 min

    Dead Mans Curve

    The Grumpy Dames are back with a discussion about self driving cars! Rand Paul is named a Knight of Valor while Anthont Fauchi is named a Dunce of Discrace! Lady Vox has a clever way to clean your Ball Cap in the kitchen. Then welcomes Autumn in Alaska with Fireweed in the cauldron! Two new AI songs and a silver lining complete this episode!

  • July 23 · 27 sec

    Good Knight JCD

    We raise a glass to Buzzkill John C. Dvorak in this special episode of Grumpy Old Dames!

  • July 22 · 2 min

    Ooh That Smell!

    The Dames are here to grump about over perfumation in this episode! Caitlin Clark is named a Dame of Distinction! Lady Vox grinds up bacon burgers in the kitchen and introduces us to Mineral Salt Deodorant in the Cauldron! Two AI songs about our topics and one dedicated to our dear Dame Slamy await you in this episode!

  • July 2 · 56 min

    Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Grumpiness

    In this episode the Dames celebrate life, liberty and the pursuit of grumpiness! The Dames give big thanks to Dame Slamy and Lady Vox has a value for value, top ten rock song dedicated to Black Dame Loca! Lady Vox has a history lesson for Americas 250'th birthday! The anniversary of the Declaration of Independence!" Thomas Jefferson and The Founding Fathers are named Knights of Valor! Lady Vox has a clever onion storage tip in the kitchen! Then brews up some Liberty Tea in the cauldron! Theres an emotional AI song about Dame Locas roots in North America and a silver lining in this 35th episo0de of Grumpy Old Dames!

  • June 13 · 1 hr

    Somebody To Love

    The Dames embrace pride week in the latest episode! We have our largest audience ever to share in the V4V segment. Lady Vox makes real mayonnaise in the kitchen and chops your chives in the cauldron! A couple bitchin AI songs and our Silver Lining are in this 34th episode!

  • May 5 · 1 hr 2 min

    Equity Until Kickoff

    In this 33rd episode of Grumpy Old Dames we celebrate sports as the last meritocracy! Adam Curry is named a Knight of Valor, well deserving of the merit he has achieved in his life! Lady Vox serves up some Fiddle Heads in the kitchen and cools you off with a refreshing peppermint bath in the cauldron! Our AI songs written for the episode and our merit silver lining await you in this episode!

  • April 20 · 1 hr 12 min

    Our 4/20 Episode

    Join the Dames in our discussion of Marijuana! We grump about current cannabis and hemp laws and share some weed stories! Harry Anslinger is named a Dunce of Disgrace for his role in outlawing Cannabis in America. We bake up some brownies in the kitchen and learn some healing properties in the cauldron! 2 great AI songs written for the episode and a silver lining in this 32nd Grumpy Old Dames!

  • April 4 · 1 hr

    One Citizen, One Vote

    The Grumpy Old Dames discuss the Save Act and election integrity in the 31st episode! We name Tom Fitton, Judicial Watch crusader, a Knight of Valor in our Registry of Excellence segment! Lady Vox talks "Tasting Spoons" in the kitchen and eases your menopause symptoms with Dong Quai in the Cauldron! Dame Loca writes a toe tapping AI song for the episode and shares a Grumpy Dame meetup report from Texas! Join us as we squeeze out a Silver Lining on todays topic!

  • March 23 · 1 hr 10 min

    Not Every Hill Is Worth Dying On

    In this 30th episode of Grumpy Old Dames we discuss the never ending "Tribal Waring" of humanity! Mimi Smith-Dvorak is named our first "Dame of Distinction" for her seamlessly stepping in to temporarily fill her husband Johns role on The No Agenda Show! Lady Vox reads a poem and introduces us to The Tassajara Bread Book in the kitchen! Dame Loca squeezes out some Aloe Vera for good health in the Cauldron! A silver lining and an AI song for the episode are now available for your listening pleasure!

  • March 7 · 1 hr 7 min

    Don't Go Breaking My Heart!

    In this heart felt episode the Dames discuss No Agenda Podcast Host John C. Dvorak's upcoming double bypass! They name him a Knight of Valor and discuss heart healthy foods in the kitchen! Lady Vox gets your blood pumping with Hawthorn Berries in the Cauldron! Two new Ai songs written for the episode and a silver lining in this 29th episode of Grumpy Old Dames!

  • February 22 · 1 hr 15 min

    "I Did Not Have Extraterrestrial Relations With That Alien!

    The Dames discuss extraterrestrial visitors in the latest episode of Grumpy Old Dames! Astrophysicist Frank Drake is named a Knight of Valor! Dame Loca shares some deliciously wiggly gelatin recipes and Lady Vox adds alcohol for some intoxicating jello shots! We brew up some Yaupon tea in the Cauldron, share a few AI songs and find a silver lining in a possible "Alien Encounter!"

  • February 7 · 1 hr 14 min

    Episode 27

    In the 26th Grumpy Old Dames episode we protest the over abundance of protests! We name the brave men and women of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency as our Knights of Valor! Lady Vox heals your meniscus with a tennis ball and Dame Loca serves up a homemade immune shot in the Voxacology! Listen to the incredible AI songs written for the episode and our protest Silver Lining in this episode!

  • January 26 · 1 hr 9 min

    The Narrative Is Melting!

    In our 26th episode we bitch about the never ending "climate crisis" with our very first Grump along with Mrs. Mouskowitz!! We nominate Al Gore as our very first Dunce of Disgrace for his contribution to the climate emergency! We talk about feeding yourself in an electrical black out and Lady Vox eases your sneezes with quercetin in the Cauldron! Our guest shares her Silver Lining and our AI music await you in this episode!

  • January 11 · 1 hr 13 min

    My Dog Ate My Budget!

    The Dames grump about government corruption and complacency in this 25th episode! For his bravery and independent reporting, Nick Shirley is nominated a Knight of Valor! Dame Vox warms up your kitchen with some " low and slow" cooking suggestions and harvests Devils Club in the Cauldron! Some AI music written for the episode and our silver lining await you!

  • Dec 24, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    Episode 24 " Christmas Memories"

    The Dames share their Christmas memories in this episode! Loca shares an AI instrumental celebrating Catholic Midnight Mass and the Dames discuss their Mass experiences! Lady Vox sings a beautiful heartfelt version of "The Christmas Song" and recalls her memories with her mom at Rhema Bible College in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma! Jesus of Nazareth is named a Knight of Valor! Lady Vox stands under the mistletoe and shares its healing properties and Dame Loca has a flourless pistachio cookie recipe for you to bake for your loved ones! All this and a Silver Lining for your listening pleasure!

  • Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min

    Episode 23 "The Grinch!"

    This episode finds the dames grumping on the grinches! Dame Loca raises the temperature with an AI song about the toxicity of Mercury and we name HHS Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr our Knight of Valor! Dame Vox shares an AI song, her keto cornbread recipe and gives us the "sauce" about Cranberries in the Voxocology! All this and a silver lining in this latest episode of The Grumpy Old Dames!

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