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Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.

Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.

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  • June 18 · 50 min

    #72 Mark’s Tattoo was mistaken for something VERY offensive

    Mark reveals how a tattoo in a very intimate location was briefly mistaken for something incredibly offensive. Meanwhile, Denis completely loses it when Mark admits the one name he'd most like to call out passionately in the middle of the night. As if that wasn't enough, the boys realise they've forgotten to record 25 minutes of the podcast and attempt a frantic reconstruction. Also this week: the World Cup, board games, cleaning out wardrobes and social media bans. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292 Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.pod Bonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 11 · 47 min

    #71 Denis files for Divorce and Mark explains the Art of Flipping

    This week Mark takes on heterosexual interior design, while Denis accidentally overhears a private conversation between Mark and producer Dec about “flipping” that raises more questions than answers. The boys also chat about: Chemsex panel discussions Taking drugs and dancing An unexpectedly romantic afternoon The best yet Shopping at Next Sticks coming out of cups of water Pussy willow Lo-fi beats How baking cookies caused a divorce Chicken fingers Trouble on the bus A judo chop to the ground Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 4 · 54 min

    #70 Mark and Denis organise a kissing event for Pride

    To celebrate Pride, Mark and Denis organise a speed-kissing event and create a parade float lined with straight men for Denis. Naturally, the conversation then takes an unexpected turn towards clubs with some very unusual rules. We also chat about: Arsenal winning the league Men being starved for complements Listeners confusing who is the straight one Handsome priests in Malta Sign up for bonus episodes and join Mark and Denis on a second date every week at Headstuff/BonusYIBS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 28 · 50 min

    #69 Mark cleans his house on TV show Domestic Divas

    Mark reveals he actually made his tv debut on Domestic Divas - where they forced him to mess up his house then clean it again. Denis forgets to put on his shoes, eats three whole mackerel and is craving the juice from a tin of pears. He might be pregnant. They also chat about: Denis' odd socks Watching a man sleep, up and down Trans masc climbing rocks A dentist giving Mark thrush Hair turning into an old Nana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 21 · 48 min

    #68 Freaky Friday - If We Swapped Bodies For 24 Hours…

    This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, the boys ask the question nobody was prepared for: what would Denis do if he woke up in Mark’s body for 24 hours… and what exactly would Mark do if he was inside Denis for a day? The boys also chat about: Percy Pigs The number 69 Eating pizza in bed Tracking loved ones Weird relationship habits Trust, paranoia and phone locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 14 · 57 min

    #67 Local elections and Denis learns a new (shocking) term

    This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results and the future ahead Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 7 · 45 min

    #66 Madonna says no phones and Denis has an injury

    This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones. There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed. A very cranky episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 30 · 53 min

    #65 The London Marathon and Why Do Women Wear Tights?

    A gay man and a straight man discuss why women wear tights and confidently get it all wrong. Mark also brings up his strong opinions on the London Marathon while Denis tries to breathe some positive vibes into the studio before taking aim at Irish BBQ culture. We also chat about: Poking out through fishnets Loos in London What the heat does to people Sitting on grass in the summer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 23 · 44 min

    #64 Ireland AM and Parading Denis around Dublin

    Mark and Denis make their television debut on Ireland AM where they meet their gay straight match Alan and Tommy. Then Mark parades Denis through Dublin on an extensive tour of the hot spots of Mark's life. We also chat about: Lisa nearly running off with another man Raw dogging it on a bus to Donegal Breakfast with colleagues Hotel irons ruining your clothes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 16 · 44 min

    #63 Our First TV Appearance - Plus Thicc Teas and Tractors

    Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting. The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is? This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • April 9 · 51 min

    #62 Denis Goes to a Gay Beach

    While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans. This week we'll also chat about: Vegan weddings Girlfriend meeting the friends Birdwatching Double jointed thumbs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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