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Your Internet Boyfriends

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Your Internet Boyfriends is a weekly catch up podcast from two Irish comedians - one gay, one straight, both gorgeous - navigating dating, life and disasters in London through completely different lenses.

Each week is a mix of queer/straight laugh out loud stories, a little too honest confessions, unqualifited advice to listeners and the kind of unfiltered conversations you’ll whisper to your friends. Mark and Denis are the honest, funny and unexpectedly wholesome queer-straight friendship you didn’t know you needed.

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  • Avg 50 min
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  • Thursday · 50 min

    #84 Denis brings photographic evidence

    A few weeks ago, Denis told Mark three completely unbelievable stories and was accused of making the whole thing up. This week, he returns with photographic evidence and unfortunately for Mark, the stag do story was very, very real. Meanwhile, Mark discusses why some of the gays just can’t bring themselves to be happy for Tom Daley. We also chat: Meeting listeners in the wild Straight people at the seaside Guest bedroom sleep tests Tom Daley’s medals Lying on the floor Get in touch by whatsapp on Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, ⁠⁠⁠Headstuff.com/member⁠. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 3 · 56 min

    #83 Does it really taste like avocado?

    Denis has had enough of London’s questionable summer hygiene and thinks it’s time we all started showering properly. Meanwhile, Mark sets up a nice couple with two big American bears. We also chat: Hugging your colleagues Mark leaving his big boy job Holiday couples making friends Turkish party buses Speed-dating success stories Gay World War II tours Irish history tours of London Get in touch by whatsapp Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, ⁠⁠⁠Headstuff.com/member⁠. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 27 · 58 min

    #82 Watching the Solar Eclipse with the gays

    Denis has a theory that Mark chooses his men seasonally - suave international guests and lighter pieces for summer, before returning to something a little sturdier and cuddlier for winter. Meanwhile, after more than a year immersed in the community, Denis has some notes for the gays. We also chat: Mark’s trip to Japan BIG beaver update Watching the eclipse with the gays The horrors of British gardens Denis painting little men Mark’s lesbian conspiracy theory Get in touch by whatsapp Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline +44 777 69 53 292. To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content and much more, ⁠Headstuff.com/member. You can get all this and support the show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 20 · 42 min

    #81 Mark gets a nosebleed at the worst possible time

    Mark suffers a nosebleed while am relaxing with a friend in his bed. Denis meanwhile meets one of the most famous celebrities on planet earth before nearly getting himself cancelled talking about Furries. We also chat: Luscious locks Chicken pumpers Buses keeling over Hotel shenanigans 24 Hours in A&E To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Send the boyos a WhatsApp message or voice note on 0777 69 53 292 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 13 · 46 min

    #80 Mark dips his toes into bi-sexuality

    Due to a recent surge in straight women fancying Mark, he starts wondering if bisexuality might finally be on the cards. Meanwhile, Denis is openly advertising for a wealthy sugar daddy willing to bankroll the podcast after sharing three absolutely unbelievable stories that leave Mark convinced he’s making the whole thing up. We also chat: Apple crumble Beavers in London Going to Japan Stag dos Ring bearers The Your Internet Boyfriend Hotline To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠⁠⁠⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠⁠⁠⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 6 · 53 min

    #79 Mark and Denis Host Gay Speed Dating

    Mark and Denis spill the beans on their sell out gay speed dating night which ended in romances, sleepovers and shenanigans under a table. Actually lots of shenanigans under lots of tables. Denis contemplates everything. We also chat: Booths Mark's shuttle bus service A big one in the toilets Straight man jealousy A licence to operate big machinery Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 30 · 59 min

    #78 Mick the Fiddler - local character or criminal?

    Denis and Mark talk about the local Irish characters that once ruled their towns. Oh and Mark has a new handbag and he's absolutely thrilled about it. We also chat: Barbs' retirement Michael Tierney The Bumblebee Mark’s ghost tour days Nosebleeds and geese Instagram Feeds Burning rubbish Cutting turf To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠⁠⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠⁠⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 23 · 56 min

    #77 In defence of Madonna and Denis' near death experience

    Was the World Cup halftime show a mass hallucianation? Unfortunately not, and this week the boys pick it apart while Mark puts up a stalwart defence of his queen, her highness, Madonna. Also Denis nearly died. We also chat: Traffic reports Dormer houses Cleaning windowsills Drinking diesel Limescale remover The quarter zip To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 16 · 53 min

    #76 Explosive diarrhea has hit the community

    Mark and Denis talk about the outbreak of explosive diarrhea running through the community in London. What is it? What causes it? And how did Denis come up with his drag name from it? The boys also court controversy discussing when is it time for a goth to hang up their big black boots. We also talk about: Ring tattoos and the long jump Fisting classes Daz washing powder Coco Shells before bed Mexican cereal To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at ⁠HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership⁠. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 9 · 55 min

    #75 Denis' kinky ice trick and Mark up on the roof at Howl

    Denis opens this week's episode with a chilling story about ice cubes and a straight man. Mark meanwhile tries to evade all questions about his Pride escapades and men sliding around the floor. They also discuss: Scarves around things Gimme More gay awakening Wheelie Twinks A lot of people from Spain screaming Is Denis AI? The gusher Mark off the drink Homosexualist Starkly different weekends: Howl and Durdle Door Denis needs a social media course To access bonus content, ad-free listening, behind-the-scenes content, and much more, become a member at HeadStuffPodcasts.com/membership. You can get all this and support our show directly for just €6 + VAT a month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 2 · 54 min

    #74 The heat and Mark's big secret finally revealed

    This week, the podcast is literally heating up so Denis asks Mark what temperature do two grown men simply become too hot for a bed? All before Denis forces Mark to reveal a shocking secret. In this episode: Spitting on croissants Choosing bananas Denis' assets blocking the wind Sitting in a chair doing absolutely nothing Wrapping yourselves in dressing gowns while eating grapes and cheese Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 25 · 34 min

    #73 Your Internet Boyfriends Go Deep... on Tip Toe Part 1

    In this first episode Denis and Mark share their reactions to the series, the context the show is set against, as well as their favourite moments. They also introduce their special guest, friend and journalist Alastair James, and touch on the negative responses to Tip Toe. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and hello@switchboard.lgbt Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT to 85258 Galop: 0800 999 5428 and help@galop.org.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 25 · 40 min

    #73 Your Internet Boyfriends Go Deep... on Tip Toe Part 2

    The second part of Your Internet Boyfriends Go Deep… On Tip Toe sees Denis and Mark share personal experiences and address the part social media plays in dividing communities. They also tackle Tip Toe’s horrifying final episode examining how it’s not as “unrealistic” as some might think. Switchboard: 0800 0119100 and hello@switchboard.lgbt Samaritans: 116 123 Mermaids: 0808 801 0400 and text SHOUT to 85258 Galop: 0800 999 5428 and help@galop.org.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 18 · 50 min

    #72 Mark’s Tattoo was mistaken for something VERY offensive

    Mark reveals how a tattoo in a very intimate location was briefly mistaken for something incredibly offensive, while Denis completely loses it when Mark admits the one name he’d most like to call out passionately in the middle of the night. As if that wasn’t enough, the boys also realise they’ve somehow forgotten to record 25 minutes of the podcast and attempt a frantic reconstruction of what was said. They also chat about: The World Cup Board games Cleaning out wardrobes Forgotten conversations Tattoo misunderstandings Social media bans Names that should never be shouted at 3am Sign up for bonus episodes and join Mark and Denis on a Second Date every week at ⁠Headstuff/BonusYIBS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 11 · 47 min

    #71 Denis files for Divorce and Mark explains the Art of Flipping

    This week Mark takes on heterosexual interior design, while Denis accidentally overhears a private conversation between Mark and producer Dec about “flipping” that raises more questions than answers. The boys also chat about: Chemsex panel discussions Taking drugs and dancing An unexpectedly romantic afternoon The best yet Shopping at Next Sticks coming out of cups of water Pussy willow Lo-fi beats How baking cookies caused a divorce Chicken fingers Trouble on the bus A judo chop to the ground Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 4 · 54 min

    #70 Mark and Denis organise a kissing event for Pride

    To celebrate Pride, Mark and Denis organise a speed-kissing event and create a parade float lined with straight men for Denis. Naturally, the conversation then takes an unexpected turn towards clubs with some very unusual rules. We also chat about: Arsenal winning the league Men being starved for complements Listeners confusing who is the straight one Handsome priests in Malta Sign up for bonus episodes and join Mark and Denis on a second date every week at Headstuff/BonusYIBS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 28 · 49 min

    #69 Mark cleans his house on TV show Domestic Divas

    Mark reveals he actually made his tv debut on Domestic Divas - where they forced him to mess up his house then clean it again. Denis forgets to put on his shoes, eats three whole mackerel and is craving the juice from a tin of pears. He might be pregnant. They also chat about: Denis' odd socks Watching a man sleep, up and down Trans masc climbing rocks A dentist giving Mark thrush Hair turning into an old Nana Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 21 · 48 min

    #68 Freaky Friday - If We Swapped Bodies For 24 Hours…

    This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, the boys ask the question nobody was prepared for: what would Denis do if he woke up in Mark’s body for 24 hours… and what exactly would Mark do if he was inside Denis for a day? The boys also chat about: Percy Pigs The number 69 Eating pizza in bed Tracking loved ones Weird relationship habits Trust, paranoia and phone locations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 14 · 57 min

    #67 Local elections and Denis learns a new (shocking) term

    This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, Denis discovers a term from the gay community that completely sends him into a spiral, while Mark accidentally reveals that his dating radius is suspiciously similar to his daily commute. We also talk about: Their Sold Out gig (again!) The Mark-er-loo line Women leaving and coming back to Denis Denis living his best straight life The local elections results and the future ahead Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 7 · 45 min

    #66 Madonna says no phones and Denis has an injury

    This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours. The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones. There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed. A very cranky episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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