Your Aunties Could Never

YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER

Your Aunties Could Never bring you entertaining no-nonsense straight talk from women who aren't afraid to say all the things you wish you could say.

AK, Farrah & Nana, are three friends from the UK who have lived life and are well respected in business endeavors and amongst friends and family. Elevating them to Elite Auntie status.

The Aunties have a voice and are not fearful of being heard. Join them as they discuss topical news and politics, comment on popular culture, and give advice all from an informed (mature) Black woman's perspective.

Think a daytime chat show but with seasoning, real talk & large amounts of Melanin Magic.

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200 episodes
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Aug 1, 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
GUESTS AFUA HAGAN & LYDIA FORSON - LOCK THE GATES TO THE COOKOUT PLEASE
This week your favourite aunties Ak & Nana are joined by Journalist and Broadcaster, TV & Radio Presenter Afua Hagan and award-winning Ghanaian actress and founder of Kinky Matters Lydia Forson. This week's Enemies of Progress include Michael Rappaport for his tone deaf defence of Hulk Hogan Princess Michael of Kent for allegedly naming two of her sheep Venus & Serena A young woman offering head to streamer Duke Dennis And men objectifying a girl who got a sexy body makeover
Jul 25, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
HOMELESS AND DATING DJ AG'S COINS AND IS WILL POULTER MOVING MAD
YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER NEW EPISODE | 247 This week your favourite Aunties AK Farrah and Nana are joined by Mr Outside himself Marvin Abbey of 3 Shots of Tequila podcast Marvin helps the Aunties take on this week's Enemies of Progress 🚩 A woman didn't update her dating profile to say she was homeless 🚩 DJ AG's earnings exposed by the Financial Times and Shadeborough 🚩 Twenty right wing fools debate Mehdi Hasan 🚩 Is Will Poulter targeting Black women or just a man with a type and a bit too much confidence
Jul 18, 2025 · 57 min
Nicki Minaj vs. SZA - Drake Is The CORNIEST Man Alive?!
The Aunties, joined by the hilarious Chizzy Akudolu, are diving deep into the wild rules of modern dating and so much more! Join the unfiltered discussion as we get into: Dating Etiquette: Who's in the wrong if a date is ghosted over a "missed confirmation"? The Man Drought: Is it just us, or is it a desert out there for single women? Where are the good men at? Nicki Minaj vs. SZA: Unpacking the latest beef between two queens and why it's so unnecessary. Drake's Corniness: From his fake abs to covering up a LeBron James tattoo, we discuss why Drake is an "enemy of progress." MasterChef Scandal: The Aunties react to the hosts of MasterChef UK being let go over allegations of racism and misconduct. We NEED your take! Should you have to confirm a date on the day? Is the dating scene a desert? Let us know in the comments!
Jul 12, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
Essence vs Africans, Nicki vs Jay Z, Anthony Joshua's Cheating Wisdom
This week your favourite Aunties AK, & Nana are joined by Queen Galavanter Celia Toks. Who helps the Aunties take this week's Enemies of Progress to task. This year's Essence Fest has been met with criticism of its disorganisation and its African CEO is being blamed. Boxer Anthony Joshua for saying guilt after cheating = loyalty. Nicki Minaj beefing Jay Z and including us in the group chat. Prada is under fire, accused of culturally appropriating Indian sandals during its recent show at Milan Fashion week. and a discussion about paying rent whilst at home goes left when the kids said Mum should get an extra job instead of charging them rent!
Jul 4, 2025 · 1 hr 29 min
Strawberries & Cream Sandwiches, Plane Etiquette, Nelly and Ashanti's Red Flag Relationship
This week your favourite Aunties, AK, Farrah & Nana discuss this week's Enemies of Progress, Marks & Spencers' Strawberries & Cream sandwich that's unavailable everywhere, People talking loudly on night flights, Nelly & Ashanti's reality show exposing their business & red flags to the world, Jeff Bezos' tone deaf extravaganza wedding and projectile baby poop.
Jun 27, 2025 · 1 hr 24 min
Donor Babies, Bad Friends and an out of control President
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah & Nana debate whether or not whether donor babies can be called brother or sister. B Simone's lack of friendship awareness, Donald Trump and his F-bomb outburst and whether or not Jay Z should give us one more tour!
Jun 20, 2025 · 55 min
GUEST VERNON FRANCOIS - “‘Unmanageable’ AFRO HAIR? Celebrity Stylist Vernon Francois talks Viral Salon Clip
A Bournemouth salon called a mixed-race girl’s curls “too hard to handle.” 🥴 Enter superstar stylist Vernon Francois (Lupita, Serena, Doja Cat) to break down why Afro hair is NOT the problem ignorance is! What We Cover Vernon’s journey from UK salon floors to styling Hollywood royalty and why every client deserves “guardianship,” not judgment. The viral straightening video: layers of race, education and profit that social media missed. Why many Black stylists still can’t work with textured hair, and the urgent need for regulation. How colourism, porn culture and “hair-swish” dance tropes keep straight hair on a pedestal. Vernon’s red-carpet rule: 12 years with Lupita and never a bone-straight wig.
Jun 12, 2025 · 57 min
GUEST CHARLENE DOUGLAS “Do Women Really Keep a ‘D**k in a Jar’? Aunties Expose Backup Man Myth, Drag Ray J & Defend Maya Jama | Ep 241
The Game claims 50% of women stash a ‘d**k in a jar’ for emergencies—true or trash? We debate the backup-man myth, shut down Maya Jama haters, and clap back at Ray J’s Sexxy Red lie. In Episode 241 of Your Aunties Could Never, Aunty AK, Nana, Farrah, Sade & guest sex-therapist Charlene Douglas tackle: Backup men” vs. relationship loyalty—do women secretly plan their next partner? Maya Jama’s new love & the sexist backlash online. Piers Morgan’s latest Meghan rant—privacy or obsession? Ray J admits he lied about sleeping with Sexyy Red—why clout trolling hurts Black women. Oloni’s viral “ask your friend to abort” take tough love or too far? Beyoncé ‘Cowboy Carter’ Tour vs. UK tabloid shade. . Hinge’s new height filter—short king discrimination or dating app sanity? A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: In this episode, our beloved Auntie Sade announces that she will be leaving 'Your Aunties Could Never' at the end of June. We love her immensely and this is not a goodbye, just a see you later!
Jun 2, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
EXTRA AUNTIES - With Grammy Award Winning Artist Estelle!
This week on Extra Aunties, your favourite Aunties sit down with Grammy winning artist Estelle to get all up in her business. From her West London roots to international stardom, Estelle talks about gospel, soul, reggae, hip hop and the journey that shaped her. We get into the music, the moves, the break, and the bounce back with her latest album Stay Alta. We talk fame, family, beauty, and working with Kanye.
May 30, 2025 · 55 min
GUEST ESTELLE - Muni Long vs Black Women | Remy & Papoose take us out the group chat
This week your favourite Aunties, AK, Farrah, Nana and Sade are joined by international song star Estelle ... who helps send to the bin this week's Enemies of Progress Remy Ma & Papoose for subjecting us to their relationship drama Alyssa Scott vs Nick Cannon - what did Alyssa expect vs should Nick be doing better? The Tate Brothers finally charged Muni Long says Black Women hate her!
May 23, 2025 · 1 hr 31 min
Guest - VP from 90s Babies Podcast - GINGERS ARE NOT THE NEW BLACK, SAYING GOODNIGHT ISN’T GAY, AND WOMEN… PLEASE CLEAN BEFORE YOUR WAX
Helping your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah and Nana get through their Enemies of Progress with VP from 90s Babies Podcast. This week's guilty include - Gingers trying to claim allyship with the struggle of Black folks, Women showing up to their beauty appointments unwashed, Sarafee sharing his unsolicited opinion regarding Cassie at the Diddy trial, David Lammy for being a government puppet and VP & Temi from The 90s Babies podcast for calling some women out of their names!
May 16, 2025 · 1 hr 33 min
GUEST - DJ KRYSTAL LAKE: HALLE BAILEY VS DDG, MADAME JOYCE AND MISS R FABULOUS UNDER FIRE
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, Nana and Sade take on the latest Enemies of Progress and they are joined by DJ Krystal Lake who shares her journey from the states to the UK. This week's Enemies include: Denise Bidot goes public with abuse claims against Lil Wayne while her daughter chimes in on Instagram Live DDG served a restraining order after Halle Bailey accuses him of abuse involving their one year old son Donald Trump grants refugee status to 59 white South Africans claiming racial discrimination Madame Joyce and Miss R Fabulous being real or glorifying drug dealers on Cocktails and Takeaways
May 10, 2025 · 1 hr 57 min
Central Cee Blackfishing?! + White Woman's Vile Racism Fundraiser SHOCKS the World
This episode is packed with trending stories and heated debates! We dive into the Central C controversy: Is he guilty of blackfishing, and how does his Met Gala appearance fuel the fire? We also dissect the shocking Shiloh Hendrix racism incident and the GoFundMe that sparked outrage. Beyond the headlines, we tackle complex issues like colorism in dating, and even revisit the messy Wretch 32/Scorcher situation. Plus, we share our unfiltered thoughts on Natalie Nunn's "Baddies" coming to London and the bizarre racism in kids' TV adverts. It's a wild ride!" * Wretch 32 and Scorcher's situation (relationship with Sadie Ama) * Dating friends/exes * Colourism (specifically, a situation on the "Pop the Balloon" dating show) * Shiloh Hendrix racism incident * Natalie Nunn and the "Baddies" show * Sexy Red and Central Cee's comments on twerking * Central Cee at the Met Gala (including blackfishing accusations and the Rosa Parks outfit controversy)
May 2, 2025 · 1 hr 35 min
Mixed-Race Girl’s Hair SHAMED by Mum & Stylist | Madeleine McCann Investigation Gets MORE Money
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah & Nana tackle the latest Enemies of Progress ... Your Aunties Could Never dive into the viral outrage around a white mum and a hairdresser shaming a young mixed-race girl’s natural hair, calling it "unmanageable" and pushing her to get rid of her beautiful curls. 100 men vs a Gorilla White Mum and Hairdresser Diss Mixed-Race Girl’s Hair Billy Joe Saunders racist to Napper Misa Hylton sues Mary J Blige Madeleine McCann Case Receives More Funding Eni Aluko vs Ian Wright
Apr 28, 2025 · 44 min
EXTRA AUNTIES AUNTY-VENTION - KRISTABEL PLUMMER ON HER NO BLACK FRIENDS VIRAL VIDEO
This week your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah & Nana staged an Aunty-Vention with Fashion & Lifestyle content creator Kristabel Plummer to came down to address the Aunties and the Internet Streets' reactions to her video discussing why she had no Black friends until the age of 26!
Apr 25, 2025 · 1 hr 56 min
GUEST - GUHDEH PHILLIPS - Shannon Sharpe $50 Million Lawsuit Heats Up with X-Rated Texts
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, and Nana are joined by fashion & beauty content creator Guhdeh Phillips. They get into Guhdeh's business and talk about his journey with vlogging, bleaching and wanting reframe society's perspective on what it means to be a man. And Guhheh helps the Aunties take down this week's Enemies of Progress- Shannon Sharpe, the negative media trying to diss Ryan Coogler's film Sinners and more.
Apr 18, 2025 · 1 hr 34 min
GUEST - AYO FOR THE SOUL - Lil Nas X vs Internet Christians and the Tone Deaf Blue Origin Space trip
Your favourite aunties, Ak, Farrah, Nana and Sade, are joined by the hilarious and thoughtful Ayo for the Soul, a content creator and storyteller known for her viral skits and sharp takes on modern life. Together, they take down this week's Enemies of Progress include ... 🚩AIMEE LOU WOOD VS. SNL – The White Lotus star calls out a sketch for mocking her looks, some say it was cruel, others call it fair game for comedy. 🚩LIL NAS X VS. THE INTERNET PROPHETS – After revealing facial paralysis, fans sent love... while some claimed it was divine punishment for his past provocations. 🚩LUXURY LABELS EXPOSED – Chinese factories reveal shocking mark-ups behind big brands — is it exploitation or just business? 🚩BLUE ORIGIN’S SPACE FLIGHT – An all-female mission to space hailed as history, but critics say it’s more PR than progress.
Apr 12, 2025 · 1 hr 27 min
GUEST - RAKIE AYOLA - Anthos vs Young Spray and the Internet
Your favourite Aunties Ak, Farrah, Nana and Sade, are joined by the wonderful actress Rakie Ayola to break down this week's Enemies of Progress Ayesha Howard vs. Anthony Edwards - Is she a gold digger, or is the NBA star the real enemy? Trump’s Wild Week Gaza takes, 104% tariffs, and… chlorinated chicken?! Young Spray vs. Anthos Corner Podcast drama BBC’s Jonelle Awomoyi Claps Back “Judge my journalism, not my hair!” Ivory Coast Bans Wigs Is natural hair the new pageant standard?
Apr 7, 2025 · 41 min
EXTRA AUNTIES - WILD HOLIDAY TALES
This week your favourite Aunties AK, Farrah, Nana & Sade discuss holidays that went left. Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClrHRR7F5wdsemykVoCQkPQ/join VIDEOS TO WATCH NEXT: YOUR AUNTIES COULD NEVER PODCAST - ENEMIES OF PROGRESS & DILEMMAS https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsgXAY1swbU6CYvL2m3t7vT_QnqzMqS-D LABRISH LIVE - REALITY TV RECAPS AND REVIEWS https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsgXAY1swbU5KRbean-Dz-hFccsPKP_JA NEWS AND NONSENSE - NEWS STORIES AND RANDOM TRENDING INTERNET STORIES https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsgXAY1swbU5O6oZvZZJzzUfkKv2PDaGu
Apr 4, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
YUNG MIAMI Says "MEN CAN CHEAT 4 Times" Vs PASTOR MARVIN SAPP asking for $40,000
This week your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah, Nana and Sade get into this week's Enemies of Progress. Enemy of Progress: AK: Pastor Marvin Sapp’s controversial offering collection methods at church. Was it pressure or stewardship? Farrah: Lady Victoria Hervey mocks Virginia Giuffre after her serious bus crash. Karma or callousness? Nana: Dad or police – who’s in the wrong? The case of the Augusta man arrested for leaving his kids at McDonald's. Sade: Bethany J Lord responds to criticism over "skinny jabs" warning.