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Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan

JamPot Productions

Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.

Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.

What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.

After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.

New episodes every week. Thursdays just for Thirstier

Follow and prepare to get dirty on all your favourite podcast platforms.

Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty

To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S2 · E15
Nov 6, 2025 · 40 min
Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall are PINING for pirates
This week on Write Me Dirty Katherine is setting sail straight into dangerously filthy waters. 🏴‍☠️ Dropping anchor in the library are Lucia Keskin and Sarah Kendall, and things are about to get naughty. Katherine sets them a racy challenge: write a scandalous tale featuring a pirate, buried treasure, and a parrot. Can Lucia steer the ship? Will Sarah walk the plank? And who’ll strike gold before the scurvy hits? Shiver your timbers. You’re in for a bumpy ride. New episodes every week! Thursday just got thirstier! Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E14
Oct 30, 2025 · 41 min
Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray get CHEEKY at a chess tournament
This week on Write Me Dirty, things in the NAUGHTY library are heating up! Sliding into the hot this week seats are Kiell Smith-Bynoe and Kyrah Gray. Katherine sets them a filthy challenge…write a scandalous tale set at a chess tournament, complete with a rulebook, a referee, and an oddly phallic trophy. Will Kiell ever get to Yabba Dabba Doo? Why is Kyrah waddling? And WHO will Katherine crown the erotica champion of the week? Buckle up. It’s about to get strategic, sweaty, and gloriously filthy. New episodes every week… Thursday just got thirstier! Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E13
Oct 22, 2025 · 36 min
Jen Brister and Jessica Fostekew get saucy in SPACE
This week on Write Me Dirty we’re blasting off on an epic, sexy space mission! Coming in hot to the naughty library are none other than Jessica Fostekew and Jen Brister. It’s about to get INTERGALATIC. Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a filthy tale featuring a UFO, a Queen of Aliens, an abducted cow, and a pair of sunglasses.👽 Who will get EXCITED over cheese? Will two bum cheeks ever be enough again? What does the cow really think of all of this? Buckle up. It’s going to be cheeky, cosmic, and gloriously filthy. New episodes every week Thursday has just got thirstier! Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E12
Oct 15, 2025 · 38 min
Kemah Bob and Alison Spittle DEFROST their arctic circle
This week, Katherine Ryan’s naughty library is serving up some FROSTY filth with Alison Spittle and Kemah Bob. It might be cold outside, but inside the library, it’s getting steamy. Katherine sets them a naughty challenge: write a dirty tale set in the Arctic Circle, complete with an igloo, one very curious polar bear, and some slippery melting ice. Who’s falling in love with a polar bear? Who does something VERY unusual with ice? And who will win Katherine’s INFAMOUS golden pen? ❄️💋 Grab your earmuffs and brace yourself…it’s about to get nippy in all the right places. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E11
Oct 8, 2025 · 39 min
Fred Asquith and Ali Woods are CURIOUS cowboys
This week, things are getting a little spicy in Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. She’s joined by the outrageously funny Fred Asquith and Ali Woods, and she’s not afraid to crack the whip. Their challenge? To pen a story set in the wild, wild west, featuring a cowboy, a cowboy hat, and a lasso. Expect heat, saddle burn, and just the right amount of filth as Katherine decides who will be erotica champion of the week. Who’s getting tied up in knots? Who will be most dominant? And WHERE does Ali’s cowboy hat end up? Saddle up it’s going to be a wild ride.🤠🔥 New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E10
Oct 1, 2025 · 38 min
London Hughes and Felicity Ward get BURNING HOT at the beach
This week, London Hughes and Felicity Ward are welcomed into Katherine Ryan’s naughty library. Katherine instructs London and Felicity to write a story set on the beach, featuring a sunburnt tourist, a shark and a beach ball.⛱️ If you’re anticipating a sunset romance, readjust your expectations, and buckle up for the RIDE of your life - with sandy crevices and…an unusual amount of shark attacks?! 🦈 Who gets sand stuck in their crevices? Who gets sunburnt on a private area? And what an EARTH is baby gravy? But most importantly, who will be crowned the naughty wordsmith of the week? Dive into Katherine’s OCEAN to find out. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E9
Sep 24, 2025 · 41 min
Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey get WET at a water park
Lucy Beaumont and Stephen Bailey go plunging into Katherine’s dripping wet library this week. Expect waves of filthy fun, slippery surprises, and some deep dives that’ll leave you gasping. 💦 Katherine dares them to write a filthy tale set in a water park, where a floating noodle gets put to wicked use, the lifeguard can’t keep his eyes (or hands) off the action, and even a stray plaster finds itself in all the wrong places. Who’s secretly terrified of a sausage? Who’s more than happy getting their baggage handled in the cramped chaos of a Ryanair flight? And who will be crowned Erotica Champion of the week? 👑 Hold your breath, grip your noodle tight, and prepare to go for a ride. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E8
Sep 17, 2025 · 44 min
Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith get B*LLS-DEEP at a banquet
Amy Gledhill and Ian Smith slip into Katherine’s saucy library this week, ready to spin a scandalous story set at an aristocrat’s decadent banquet. Their tales must include a quill put to deliciously improper use… and a cheese and onion pie that’s far too steamy for the supper table. Katherine must crown her Earl of Erotica or Lady of Lust — but first she’ll soak in every sordid syllable like Lady Oxbridge luxuriating in her bubble bath. Will Ian and his bovine beau bang it out beneath the banquet table? Will his shortcrust seduction prove to be a recipe for romance? Or will Amy’s mucky ring leave the aristocracy gasping for more? One thing’s certain: this filthy feast will leave you well and truly stuffed. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E7
Sep 10, 2025 · 40 min
Josh Jones and Sikisa get FILTHY at a funeral
Josh Jones and Sikisa swing by Katherine’s library this week and get DEEP into a filthy story. Katherine sets them the task of writing a naughty story that has to be set a funeral, feature a pallbearer, a eulogy and a sandwich buffet. Katherine has to decide who will win Erotica Champion of the week but first she has to hear the outrageous tales. Who will snog a priest? Who will have a chippy tea served at their wake? AND who leaves with a soggy bottom? Strap yourself in - the coffin isn’t the only thing getting nailed this week. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E6
Sep 3, 2025 · 40 min
Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx get RISQUÉ in VEGAS
Katherine opens her library wide to her filthiest guests yet: Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx! The dirty duo must write an explicit tale set in Vegas, featuring a blackjack dealer, a slot machine and a pair of dice. 🎲 Buckle up for the ride of your life as Daniel reveals how Harry Potter played an instrumental role in his sexual awakening, and Rosie spills all about what games night is really like at her house. Top tip: remember to clean the dice! 💦 It’s a very hard decision this week for Katherine as she chooses who will win the coveted pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Write Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E5
Aug 27, 2025 · 36 min
Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam attend a WILD wedding
Visiting the SALACIOUS library this week, we have two comedy icons: Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam! Katherine sets the dirty duo the task of writing a raunchy story set at a wedding and featuring a father of the bride, a smoke machine and GROSS wedding food. 🤢 This week's episode raises VERY important, sensual questions. What does TACKLE really mean? What is literary edging? And most importantly…who will be crowned erotica champion of the week? 👑 Listen now and let your wild wedding fantasies come to life. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E4
Aug 20, 2025 · 40 min
Jake Lambert & Ed Jones visit a HORNY hospital
This week, Katherine Ryan welcomes Jake Lambert and Ed Jones to her sensual library. 📚 Jake and Ed have been set the task of writing a saucy story set a hospital, featuring a doctor, a rubber glove, and a urine sample. BUT who will be successful flirting with Nurse Jenny Talia? And does Ed's father make an appearance…and why is he naked? 🫣 Katherine will seek the answers to these important questions and award the literary winner her HUGE pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E3
Aug 13, 2025 · 37 min
Grace Campbell & Tatty Macleod are on HEAT at a dog show
Grace Campbell and Tatty Macleod visit the Write Me Dirty library this week, and their DIRTY story has to be set at a dog show. Katherine Ryan decides who will take the crown of naughtiest writer of the week. Will it be Tatty, who teaches us about fanny grunts and sucking on…watermelon vapes? Or will it be Grace, who makes herself the STAR of her own story? And who will win at her dog show ‘Best in Hoe’? New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E2
Aug 6, 2025 · 35 min
Lou Sanders & Harriet Kemsley receive ZOMBIE d**k pics
Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an apocalypse, featuring a head torch, canned food and a zombie who isn’t just hungry for brains… 🐱 Thought you knew the female form? Lou gives us a sexy biology lesson with her VERY detailed story. BUT can it top Harriet’s shocking fetishes? And who will win Katherine’s GIRTHY pen?! 🍆 New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2 · E1
Jul 30, 2025 · 36 min
Stevie Martin & Fatiha El-Ghorri get FRISKY at a car showroom
Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other. This week’s seductive scribes are none other than Stevie Martin and Fatiha El-Ghorri. Their mission? To craft a steamy encounter set in a car showroom - featuring a car salesman, a custom paint job, and a steering wheel. But who will get a winning place on Katherine's FILTHY bookshelf? Will Stevie’s natural flair for ‘cliterature’ give her the edge? Or will Fatiha’s sultry French accent and high-octane imagination send her screeching into pole position? Buckle up — it’s going to be a very dirty ride. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 24, 2025 · 1 min
Thursdays just got Thirstier…. Write Me Dirty Season 2 with the incredible Katherine Ryan is coming….. 31st July
Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe. Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other. What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary. After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on her firm bookshelf and a huge…pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier Follow, and prepare to get dirty on all your favourite podcast platforms.. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E10
Aug 14, 2023 · 36 min
Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy: Chapter Two
Clinking signet rings, hotel prank calls and a weird reference to Elvish... By popular demand, Jamie Laing and Tom Lucy are BACK for CHAPTER TWO ‘Tom’s Ring’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Mere hours after Jamie and Tom’s friendship is propelled into a different dimension, the two friends find themselves back in the shower, only this time the only thing separating them is a flimsy shower curtain... ‘Could it get hotter? It just did' Washington Post ‘Just the Two of Us’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On a tension filled evening in London, Jamie and Tom explore their friendship one step further at dinner… Will Tom succumb to Jamie’s power? ’Hot. Hot. Hot.’ The Evening Standard Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E9
Aug 9, 2023 · 31 min
Lewys Ball & Isla Loba
Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?! Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba… ‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla go for feminism and fashion? And will the culprit be the man that she’s been waiting for? ‘A modern-day thriller’ The Sunday Times ‘Thirteen Reasons Why’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ When Lewys is supposed to interview his dream guest, things take an unexpected turn… ’Fist-bump worthy!’ The Evening Standard Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E8
Jul 31, 2023 · 32 min
Miles Nazaire & Liv Bentley
Sexting, losing your virginity behind the back of the Albert Hall and checking nudes… Presenting Miles Nazaire, and Liv Bentley… ‘The Coffee Cup Boy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ On an early morning Sunday in Chelsea, Olivia unleashes her fantasies on an unsuspecting coffee shop worker. Will the coffee be too hot to handle? ‘I need to visit this coffee shop’ Good Health ‘The Workout’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a long, hard day of filming, Miles grabs a drink a The Naughty Horse - the hottest new club in Chelsea. A gift from a mysterious stranger leads to an even bigger gift… ’Sensational!’ GQ Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S1 · E7
Jul 24, 2023 · 34 min
Catherine Bohart & Helen Bauer
Sex in graveyards, stalking dates and post-coital high fives … Presenting Catherine Bohart, and Helen Bauer… ‘Piece o’ Pussy’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ After a Trusty Hogs recording, Catherine and Helen push their friendship even further and test their electricity… How many sparks will fly in the studio? ‘Trusty Hogs in a whole different light’ The Financial Times ‘The Sneeze’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ In an idyllic field somewhere, a fine maiden called Catherine discovers her colleague Helen. As new feelings are stirred and buttons are undone - who’s flower will be picked first? ’This is the read of the summer!’ The Independent Credits: Executive Producer: @Jamielaing Senior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathbone Assistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docs Videographer: @jamierg99 Engineer: Jamie Biles Original Theme: SnackTracks Social media - Bella and Alicia via Champ Agency A JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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