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Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Chris & Rosie Ramsey

The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.

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  • Friday · 58 min

    Mini bar wine, a Halloween debrief and Bopit at bedtime

    Chris and Rosie are still ships in the night, but this week they finally come together to tackle Halloween, the horror of adults dressing up and the mystery of how they’ve both become such miserable b*stards! Meanwhile, Chris has moved on from his love affair with brutalist architecture and discovered parquet flooring – much to Rosie’s absolute delight! There’s a round of ‘Would You Rather’, a beef with Bopit and Rosie unveils her genius idea for a bath disco. And the love affair with the TV show Ghosts continues... Plus, there are voice notes and brilliant stories from you lovely lot, including a rather unexpected tale involving an undertaker… All that and more! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • Wednesday · 49 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Isy Suttie

    On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, actor, and Taskmaster star, Isy Suttie. As well as lots of Taskmaster chat, they discuss Ellis James’ pants, a hotel injury, the Millennium Dome and they ponder over whether Madonna is a Shagged Married Annoyed fan. All this AND have the trio invented a new podcast? You can catch Isy on the final of Taskmaster at 9pm on Channel 4 on November 5th or you can catch up at channel4.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 30 · 56 min

    Read the room d*ckhead

    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss crying rooms, extreme weather warnings and why Rosie has had a change of heart on how she would deal with a Zombie apocalypse. Between them there are multiple beefs, a special curry night coming up and Rosie reveals that she had to make a mini- announcement to a whole production crew! All of this plus a drunken one-night stand story, some gross dummy cleaning and an addition to the new feature! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 28 · 38 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jack Whitehall

    Get ready for plenty of laughs as comedian, actor and national treasure Jack Whitehall joins Rosie and Chris for a hilarious episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous! From hanging out with the Rock to life at boarding school, the trio bond over parenthood and life with famous parents. Plus Jack gives us a sneak peak in to his Stag Do WhatsApp group! There's a brilliant story from a listener which leads to an unexpected story from Jack... You can catch Jack on tour in 2027 with his tour Bad Influence. For tickets go to jackwhitehall.com If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 23 · 57 min

    An unlikely lube, a parkour ick and Chris has beef with Halloween decorations

    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris is annoyed at Halloween decorations, Rosie shares her in-depth knowledge and love of Real Housewives and the pair have soe non beef beefs. There's a Carl Hutchinson story (obvs!) some food kink chat, a Lake Como update and the couple speculate on who the next Bond will be! All of this plus some brilliant emails and voice notes! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 21 · 40 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mathew Baynton

    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by actor, comedian, Taskmaster Champ and all round national treasure, Mathew Baynton! Mathew Baynton joins Chris and Rosie to discuss the Ghosts movie which The Ramsey's are are new converts of! They also chat about British comedy and what influenced the team behind Horrible Histories, Yonderland and Ghosts! Plus they talk Clown School, the North South divide and Mathew reveals that Take That performed at his school in the 90's... All this and a brilliant story from one of you lovely lot! The upcoming feature-length film Ghosts: The Possession of Button House is released in UK and Irish cinemas on 23 October 2026 If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 16 · 1 hr 5 min

    The Traitors, mid-week drinking and Mario #3

    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, the couple discuss Halloween Costumes, the nostalgic joy of an FCUK top, and Chris reveals why he couldn't do Celebrity Traitors. Unusually it's a 'cat heavy' episode which includes a Carl Hutchinson story, plus the pair talk 3D glasses, getting old, AI, and Rosie has some long lived beef about leaving food in the sink... All of this plus voice notes and some brilliant emails from the smas and das! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 14 · 56 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Asim Chaudhry

    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, actor and adopted Geordie, Asim Chaudhry! Asim is on to talk about The Reluctant Vampire but of course that chat goes in all kinds of directions including Asim's calves, his love for Newcastle and what life is like on a movie set. The Reluctant Vampire stars Lenny Rush, Tom Davis, Sian Clifford and Asim Chaudhry. You can watch the whole Series on BBC Ipayer! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 9 · 53 min

    Public faux pas, oversharing and who would Rosie play in Shrek?

    On this week's podcast Chris an Rosie catch up on their various public faux pas and bond over concerns about oversharing. Rosie shares her love for amateur dramatics after being the recipient of two awards! Chris has more tales from his tour and they get to the bottom of some 5 star hotel reviews... There's one beef and it's a sweet one, icks, and of course some contributions to the new feature... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 7 · 41 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with The Thomas Brothers

    Get ready for a fun filled, chaotic episode of the podcast becasue this week Chris and Rosie are joined by The Thomas Brothers! That's right, The Ramsey's are reunited with Adam, Scott and Ryan to chat about their podcast 'At Home with The Thomas Brothers'. But of course the chat goes in all directions, including manifesting, hobbies, drinking, co-sleeping and what life was like in Manchester for the Thomas Brothers in the teenage years! All this plus a great story from one of you lovely lot! You can listen to At Home with The Thomas Brothers wherever you get your podcasts and you can subscribe to the podcast for extra content. You can also find the podcast on YouTube youtube.com/@AtHomeWithTheThomasBros If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 2 · 51 min

    It's lamp season, Chris is a hypocrite, and can we take a minute for Lake Garda?!

    The days are getting shorter which means it is officially Lamp Season! This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie report back from their holiday in Lake Garda (not Como) which includes a 'in a villa' update and some questions about a man in a safari suit... Rosie disarms the Chinese take-away alarm, Chris is a victim of karma and their is a Taskmaster themed contribution to the new feature. All of this plus voice notes, beefs and some fabulous QFTP'S! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 30 · 35 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joe Wicks

    This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the nation's PE teacher, the lovely Joe Wicks! Joe is on to talk about his new podcast Health or Hype where he takes a look at the endless tips, trends, diets, hacks and supposed quick fixes that we are served everyday. But when it comes to our bodies and minds, what can genuinely help make a difference – and what’s just hype? As well as discussing his podcast, Joe reads a brilliant story from a SMA! Health or Hype from Joe Wicks and Bupa is available now, click link here to find out more. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 25 · 58 min

    A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute

    On the podcast this week Rosie has reverted back to Pj's and fake tan! The couple discuss pigeons, rats and if it's normal to have garlic bread with every meal! Rosie chats about her new TV show and Chris shares an unfortunate event that happened on the golf course. All of this plus beefs, an Agadoo update, questions from the public and the big guns are called in to settle a dispute!! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 23 · 48 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Lee Mack (Would I lie to You, The 1% Club, Not Going Out) and Sally Bretton (Not Going Out, Beyond Paradise). The on-screen couple chat about the new series of Not Going Out as well as a documentary, celebrating 20 years of the show. Of course the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including practical jokes, the etiquette of acting, chastity belts and Chris shares a story from the first time he met Lee. All of this plus a fabulous dilemma from one of our listeners! The new Series of Not Going Out starts tonight (23rd September) on BBC One at 9.30pm and you can watch 20 Years of Not Going Out before, at 9pm. Both will be available on BBC iplayer. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 18 · 1 hr 3 min

    The Great North Run, a Twister re-watch and a special guest at Chris's show

    On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Rosie has had enough of Chris being on tour but would like to know who his special guest was... The pair discuss whether Twister is a suitable rewatch, if Chris is like Fozzy and why people are nostalgic for Paw Patrol. Rosie has some potential HR problems, Chris is still head of the Dad jokes and they both explain their Truman show conspiracy! All this plus some brilliant additions to the new feature, prefect chat and some missing school books! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 16 · 57 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts

    On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have an absolute riot with the brilliant comedian Chloe Petts. As well as being an incredible stand up, Chloe is also on the latest series of Taskmaster which you can currently watch on Channel 4 every Thursday or catch up on Channel4.com! The trio discuss aging, glow ups, soul mates and the time Chloe had a pilonidal sinus. Plus we get to hear a fantastic story from a SMA! Trigger warning, sh*t is discussed at length...literally! Chloe is going on tour so for tickets and all the latest info visit chloepetts.org If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 11 · 1 hr 4 min

    Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!

    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed there is a lot going on and the new feature is popping off! Thanks for all your brilliant voice notes and emails sharing your sayings that other people say... Plus this week Chris has a new nickname and shares his joy of packing cubes, Rosie reveals some crime drama grievances and the campaign to keep The Agadoo alive starts here! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 9 · 40 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris

    We are back! After delivering you some of our best bits throughout the summer we are back with a brand new 'Please Keep Me Anonymous'. This week joining Chris and Rosie is British comedian and writer, Rachel Parris! The trio discuss period dramas and how you can tell your age by which Mr Darcy you fancy, they talk about getting emotional on stage and they even touch on politics - by accident! All of this plus a brilliant story from a listener. *TRIGGER WARNING* This episode contains a very brief discussion around miscarriage. You can catch Rachel in her show 'The Rachel Parris Songbook' for tickets visit rachelparris.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 4 · 1 hr 1 min

    An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing

    On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting! Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the wrong ways. All of this and some non-beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail involving a dating ick and Gru from Despicable Me! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 2 · 1 hr 3 min

    Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Five

    On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Rhys James, Suzi Ruffell, Mel Giedroyc, Greg James and Alice Levine! Mel tells all about her BAFTA wardrobe mishap, Rhys is missing a kidney, Suzi is crushing on Mel C and Alice and Greg delve deep into horse anatomy. All this with hilarious stories sent in by you and read by the guests! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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