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Narrative Declaration

This is WarHams! Narrative Declaration's Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG show, where a team of TTRPG veterans, actors, and writers roll dice in the grim darkness of the far future and laugh their way through it. We play Wrath & Glory, Black Crusade, and other dedicated 40K systems as the adventures continue.

Here you'll find the complete 30-episode original WarHams campaign that started it all, our full 16-episode Wrath & Glory campaign, and A Chaos Odyssey, our ongoing Black Crusade campaign — plus every campaign that comes after.

Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration
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  • S1 · E16
    Feb 28, 2021 · 2 hr 53 min

    WarHams – Ep. 16 – Croikey

    Something is poisoning the water supply of Fimbria Majoris, and the cult that stole the evidence just slit the throat of the only official who knew. The crew splits up to investigate — Reeb dissects a crime scene, Zedek picks up a drug habit from sewer informants, and Pi Brain builds a cheese-grater torture device to interrogate bar patrons by the book. Then they go underground, where warp-migrating crocodilians are already waiting in the dark. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E15
    Feb 2, 2021 · 2 hr 56 min

    WarHams – Ep. 15 – The Laughter of Thirsting Closets

    Season two. New mission, new system, same haunted wardrobe. The Inquisition is under review, a rival Rogue Trader dynasty already owns the territory, and the Primarchs are inbound — meaning one wrong move near Fimbria Majoris could unravel the entire Crusade. But first, the crew must survive Zedek's sentient walk-in closet, which dresses you in finery and strips you of sanity. Chonkis got promoted. The Dark Eldar got spaced. The closet remains undefeated. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E14
    Jan 18, 2021 · 2 hr 56 min

    WarHams – Ep. 14 – Space Pirates

    Drukhari loose in the dark. Splinter rounds in every wall. A pirate shanty echoing down the corridors. The crew fights through a prison station with nothing but a Skitarii's face-mounted flashlight and stolen shotguns — until Lorne fires every ounce of prison muscle out of his body as a molten beam, Zedek runs a sword through the Sybarite and makes her watch her own ship explode, and a convict army led by an ogryn screaming "I'm top bitch now" crashes the party. Season one goes out swinging. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E13
    Dec 21, 2020 · 2 hr 38 min

    WarHams – Ep. 13 – Prison Changes a Man

    The cathedral is a broom closet. The preacher is a brainwashed Lemurian. The prison's luckiest man just got punched into his own funeral pyre. Chonkus clears the riot, Zedek recruits convicts with promises of barbecue, and Lorne emerges from solitary doing pull-ups with a bomb collar on his neck — then armored xenos rip a hole in reality, drag off the Supreme Judge, and kill the lights. The hunt begins. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E12
    Dec 6, 2020 · 2 hr 43 min

    WarHams – Ep. 12 – Pi Hard

    The crew wakes up in cells. No weapons, no warrant of trade, no proof anyone is who they say they are — and the warden wants his family jewels back. Reeb befriends an ogryn who turns people into jam, Pi Brain crawls through the vents with a shank made of ductwork, and Ro Hector finally talks: de Fuckerby pulled xenos shards from the pyramid and hasn't been right since. Then Pi seizes the command tower, opens every door in the prison, and declares the whole station under Lemurian jurisdiction. Die hard. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E11
    Nov 22, 2020 · 2 hr 57 min

    WarHams – Ep. 11 – ATTENTION CITIZENS!

    De Fuckerby's trail leads to an orbital prison ruled by a man who speaks about himself in the third person as "de Raoul" and just shot his own arbitrator for a clerical error. Reeb bluffs his way in as a fake de Fuckerby cousin, Pi Brain massacres maintenance crews between repairs, and the missing Magos is locked in solitary — bait in a trap that snaps shut with knockout gas and two dozen convicts armed with shivs. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E10
    Nov 8, 2020 · 2 hr 47 min

    WarHams – Ep. 10 – The Cursed Episode

    A warp storm won't stop following the Debt Collector. Gravity inverts, Lorne's beard tries to strangle him, and the navigator says something on board is feeding it. Three decks down, in a cathedral the ratlings built inside a septic tank, a boot-worshipping cult is summoning the ghost of the Divine Lord of Fervor — and he wants his legs back. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E9
    Oct 26, 2020 · 2 hr 50 min

    WarHams – Ep. 9 – Black Stone

    A thousand meters down, inside a xenos labyrinth where chronometers give dates that haven't happened yet, the walls are made of scarabs and a tomb spider guards a cube that eats time. Reeb sets Pi Brain on fire to save him. It works. De Fuckerby was here first — he pocketed the Magos and left the monster running. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E8
    Oct 11, 2020 · 2 hr 51 min

    WarHams – Ep. 8 – Times Are Great

    Dead world. Ocean planet. One island wrapped in fog where everyone smiles too wide, the beer pours free from a Skitarii's mouth, and the administrator has two hundred years of tithe stockpiled in a basement that shouldn't exist. Somewhere beneath the waves, a missing Magos went looking for xenos ruins in a crater — and the only clue is a catatonic old woman in a rocking chair who keeps pointing at the sea, whispering about "the big fish." Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E7
    Sep 26, 2020 · 3 hr

    WarHams – Ep. 7 – Tax Day

    Captain Caldeas rides a pushcart. Ten thousand years of unpaid tithes come due at the end of a flamer, a molten beam, and a Fenrisian psyker catching macro shells mid-flight. The Imperial Repossession Squadron splashes down on Hive Zarkannon to collect. Amalthea survives the throne room — barely — and coughs up one last word before the cut: Blood Wolves. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E6
    Sep 17, 2020 · 2 hr 56 min

    WarHams – Ep. 6 – The Song Halls

    The moon outpost is a sound-research facility. The servitors only answer if you sing to them. The walls are lined with acoustic foam and bolter-splattered corpses in sea-green armor. Pi takes his first point of Corruption off a crashed Fury's dying machine spirit. In a test tube: Sean, a bored warp demon who confirms the Rubanias have been livestreaming tithe collectors getting butchered for ten thousand years as entertainment. Then the stasis pod opens — and a one-legged Blood Angel wakes up asking for Sanguinius. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E5
    Aug 28, 2020 · 2 hr 49 min

    WarHams – Ep. 5 – Roll Medicae on a Wall

    Fathom 4's tithe is logged. Next stop: Scargaris Prime, a salt-flat hive world that hasn't paid taxes in ten thousand years. Lady Abathia Rubania greets them wearing a backpack of her own blood. Her alabaster spire glistens wetly in the sun. Reeb rolls Medicae on the wall — and finds out what the Marble Compact has really been feeding into their architecture. Somewhere beneath it all, a Dark Age Mechanicum outpost is still waiting. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E4
    Aug 17, 2020 · 2 hr 55 min

    WarHams – Ep. 4 – Septic Maintenance

    Warp transit. The Debt Collector stinks. Belba says it's an excremental — a warp-touched sewer horror — and the Captain's already-lost three janitor crews to it. Introductions all around: an astropath who lies in a tarp surrounded by loose lasguns, and Tech-Priest Gamu 4224, a filing cabinet of grudges who has been spamming the Captain's inbox for months. Then the team descends into Septic Unit Four. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E3
    Aug 5, 2020 · 2 hr 59 min

    WarHams – Ep. 3 – Ratling Extravaganza

    Insurrection on Fathom 4. A mob of salt-shaker-wielding ratling cannibals chase the party across the capital while Lorne crushes three of them into a psychic meatball and hurls it back as bait. Behind it all: Slyburgo de Fuckerby the 24th, the rival embassy's answer to scoring the most points. He escapes into the warp. The party limps home with a thousand ratling recruits, a prisoner, and a critically wounded engine seer. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E2
    Jul 13, 2020 · 3 hr 6 min

    WarHams – Ep. 2 – The Divine Lords

    Belba Creepfoot peels off her disguise and leads the party into the capital's underground, where three "Divine Lords" — Fervor, Science, and War — have been bleeding the planet into one hedonistic banquet for themselves. Toga-clad ratlings eat grapes on marble benches. Then the sky goes red, the cannibals come over the wall chanting eat the tall, become the tall, and the Roman holiday ends in a feeding frenzy. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

  • S1 · E1
    Jun 29, 2020 · 3 hr 1 min

    WarHams – Ep. 1 – Meat Place Alpha

    A Rogue Trader, a Skitarii, an Inquisitorial acolyte, and a Fenrisian psyker get dumped onto Fathom 4 to recover a missing embassy and strong-arm a tithe. The locals are ratlings. The capital is run by something calling itself the Divine Lord of Fervor. And the only path forward runs through a farmhouse the villagers call Meat Place Alpha, where a xeno swarm is already chewing through the crops. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Guest Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Earndil - Guest HulkyKrow 📺👺 - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

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