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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 13 – A New Arrival

A new crewmember boards the Bird of Paradise: Simsel, a 5'4" Armiger pilot with a toothpick and a death wish. Aloysius laces his stogie with something that erases the concept of pain. The crew lands on Forge World Avachris to investigate a quarantined manufactorum where servitors have gone rogue, a production line has run out of flesh, and the Administratum staff have been eating each other for a month. Welcome aboard. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Bricky - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

The Prisoner

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 12 – The Prisoner

The auction goes sideways. Rival factions fill a repurposed mining habitat -- corsairs, mutant cultists, tech-gangers with radium pistols -- all bidding on a stasis coffin that nobody is supposed to open. The crew tries diplomacy, deception, and checking if anyone at the table is a psyker. Kelrana talks to her people. Alden tries to outbid a chaos cult. Roos sizes up the other Ogryn. Everybody tastes iron. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

The Maniacal Elevator

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 11 – The Maniacal Elevator

On a Forge World moon, the crew waits in line for a space elevator while shoving milkshake-bloated civilians out of the queue. At the top: a black market auction for the stolen stasis coffin, attended by an Eldar sex goblin on a hoverboard, a Ratling riding an Ogryn, and a chaos cult with more money than the captain has ever seen. The bidding war is about to get very literal. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Dark Bidding

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 10 – Dark Bidding

The Bird of Paradise needs cogitators to escape the Gilead system. The only supplier is a Forge World Fabricator General who communicates through exploding servitors and demands the crew retrieve a stolen stasis coffin -- contents unknown, questions forbidden. Aloysius has an orc head wired into the ship's comms. The crew descends into the underhive to find answers, and instead finds a chop-shop, a gang with red bionic arms, and an economy built entirely on backstabbing. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 9 – Blown out of Proportions

The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Blown out of Proportions

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com The crew discovers a storeroom full of smuggled Emperor's Tarot decks and a monk who broke his vow of silence. A kitchen full of Gretchin becomes a three-hour war crime that nobody asked for. Aloysius tries to build a car engine inside a Grot. The thigh bone is reportedly in the solarium. Getting there requires surviving Roos's creative problem-solving. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 8 – Worthy & Chosen

After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Worthy & Chosen

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com After six hours of unconscious napping in a monastery bathroom, Captain Alden wakes up to find Kelrana and Aloysius playing rock-paper-scissors and Roos spinning on a pole wearing a paper hat. The War Boss is dead. The orcs are scattered. Somewhere in this building is a sacred thigh bone, and nobody has checked the obvious room yet. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 7 – Sacrifices Were Made

The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Sacrifices Were Made

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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An Ork Problem

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 6 – An Ork Problem

Battered and bleeding after the Kommando ambush, the crew regroups inside the monastery only to discover a mad dok Pain Boy performing surgery on a pet squig in the next room. Ten Gretchin are lifting weights somewhere. The thigh bone is still missing. Every hallway smells like fungus and poor decisions. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Vow of Silence

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 5 – Vow of Silence

A saint's sharpened thigh bone. A silent monastery on an unnamed island. A traitor of the Arch-Enemy hiding among monks who took a literal vow of silence. The crew arrives by naval barge to find the monks won't talk, the staircase is rigged with tripwire grenades, and Ork Kommandos have already moved in. Stealth lasted about forty seconds. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Grenades Solve Everything

https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/ All WarHams episodes are now on the new WarHams feed: https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. https://warhams.narrativedeclaration.com/

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Wrath & Glory – Ep. 4 – Grenades Solve Everything

Deeper in the Drukhari-infested ruins, the crew negotiates an uneasy truce with a Craftworld Eldar sniper and wades into a xenos torture chamber. Roos has a grenade. The Drukhari have a Webway gate. The solution to every problem is the same -- pull the pin and pray to the Emperor it lands where you aimed. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/

Wrath & Glory – Ep. 3 – The Assault Begins

The crew commandeers a battle tractor named Ethel and drives straight into a mob of cultists blocking the road to ancient ruins. When intimidation only scatters half of them, flashbangs and frag grenades finish the argument. Below the ruins, Drukhari raiders, a damaged Webway gate, and a lone Craftworld ranger who really does not want to come out. Website: https://www.narrativedeclaration.com System: WH40K Wrath & Glory Click here to watch a video of this episode. Creators & Guests ZoranTheWizard - Host Thurston Hillman - Host SpeakerD - Guest Odo - Guest HulkyKrow - Guest Click here to view the episode transcript. This is an improv show — some themes and humor may not be for everyone. Skip what you need. Watch the show on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NarrativeDeclaration · Get episodes early and ad-free plus exclusive shows: patreon.com/NarrativeDeclaration · All shows, merch, and socials: https://narrativedeclaration.com/