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We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

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  • Jul 13, 2023 · 16 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Mumxiety

    Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 10, 2023 · 47 min

    Burn, Baby, Burn.

    Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust so stay tuned for her latest that-will-never-happen moment; ambitions of becoming a pizza chef. Then it looks like the time for haircuts might have come (praise be) and Revz is maybe a little too excited. But not so excited she gets distracted from calling out Gem, like she promised she would, on her work schedule. This takes us into quite an unexpected but important discussion about burn out. As a weird chaser, Revz is frustrated with knickers and we talk porridge and YouTube. Happy Tuesday DLs, we adore you. Revz mention: Yoga Nidra For Sleep and Rest https://insig.ht/Dm9Zcc6HjBb See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 6, 2023 · 15 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Number 2 Times 2

    This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 3, 2023 · 40 min

    Bad Things Come In Threes, Right?

    We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we don’t quite understand how ( #survivorguilt ). Gem had a truly seismic horrendous day and she’s got the receipts to show for it. You won’t believe how UN-cozzy-lives approved this story is. And Revz has been smacked down by a horrendous flu and it’s been a confronting time which does not at all match her hot girl winter™️ or birthday szn. Some semi-bleak not spons, but some rollicking lols for you all aswell. Happy Tuesday! Meg Maskell Fine Jewellery https://www.megmaskell.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jun 26, 2023 · 37 min

    Don't Post That, Mum

    We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach involving a tourist which sent protective Dads on fire. Gem’s watching Parental Guidance and it’s making her think about having her kids online yet again which makes Revz pause at this new juncture of older kids. Then Revz has a bone to pick with the internet which might be a little cinematography-snob of her but she can’t stomach something going around and around. Gem is very reasonable about it which only makes Revz more annoyed. The mantra here is : “Let it go Revz, let it go.” Gem’s got a smart ass kid who’s weaponising her own wisdom against her and are we all exhausted? Spoiler alert; yes. Welcome to Tuesday. Not Spon: Gem: Recycled Mother Puffer Vest 2.0 from Cotton On Revz: follow @headonfirepod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jun 19, 2023 · 50 min

    When Did We Get Old, Though?

    Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dreaming at all since sleep has been non existent in her house. ENTER A BLUE MIMI UPDATE. Revz is completely confused by her Zoomer sibling's entire language system, like what is “yeet”, for real? Then Gem went and did the drama thing, are we still here for this? And Revz wants to know when we’re supposed to get “dressed” these days and when Elevated Slob™️ is just enough. We’ve also got some $8 cossie livs approved #notspons for you and a bunch of lols FOR FREE. Love you DLs ❤️ Not Spons: Gem: My Very Hungry Caterpillar App Revz: Sucker Pops from Kmart See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jun 15, 2023 · 13 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Drop Off Drama

    This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jun 12, 2023 · 56 min

    The Chronicles of Blue Mimi

    Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more shit to say. Gem took Raffa to the cinema against her best judgement and was proved right by the mountain goat herself. But don’t worry she’s off to kindy to potentially teach them drama? #whatcouldgowrong. Isla did a thing and it made Revz aware of her internal competitive parent, does she have a lid on it as she thinks or is she full of shit? In the biggest news on the internet this week, Iggy lost blue Mimi, aka the right side of his face, but is Gem actually upset: an investigation. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her new found relationship and making up lost time with her Dad. All in all another fun filled week with your unhinged besties, love you long time DLs Not Spons: Gem: Lo and Co Revz: Brillo Body Butter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jun 5, 2023 · 49 min

    Is It Long Covid Or Am I Just A Tired Mum

    Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially outdated) term. Aaaanyway, Raffa is pumped about chores, Revz is absolutely nerd-fizzing on The Little Mermaid and Gem is keen to join the Disney train (but without kids). And then Revzy doesn’t have time for when Impossible Beauty Standards™️ tip into vanity judgement. She tried a new treatment and it’s reminded her that augmentation can mean more than looking good. And we look at that reoccurring question of if “normalising Botox” is irresponsible or not. Then Gem is feeling aggressively unfit like a pack-a-day smoker and it’s…confronting. Then we talk about if maternity leave is not just about time with the baby, maybe it’s time with ourselves? Not Spon: Gem: @pantry_girl Revz: Coles 40% Choc Chip Cookies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • May 29, 2023 · 51 min

    B*tch, You Know I'm Getting That Ice Cream

    Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ever had (LIVE SHOWS!!) before dissecting the inclusion of cucumbers in the lunchbox and the joy factor of roll ups. Gem found out the hard way that her kindy educators are DLs. And now she’s Mrs Pranita, drama teacher. #facepalm. Then Revz is feeling like she’s had too much coffee but it’s not actually coffee it’s… the kids? Then we air out our most shameful parenting moments and they’re kinda identical, oops. Finally Gem had an absolute nightmare swim class and that’s enough whinge FM for, potentially, 6 months? Thanks for dropping by DLs. - Not spon: Gem: Still Documentary on Apple TV+ Revz: Saarde Room Spray See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • May 22, 2023 · 49 min

    Is There Anything More Terrifying Than a Digital Detox?

    Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can imagine how this chat goes. Revz is living a vintage vibe right now, and it’s making her laugh at the fact that she’s almost 40 and entering her second chapter. Gem went off the grid this week and after she went “foraging” (lol) she found something SHOCKING on her return. And this puts us in a tailspin about what kids are actually observing about our online lives. Then we talk about the absolute honour bestowed on the friend you don’t clean up for and the bestie who only knows you without a shred of make up. Are they the best friends we will ever have? Spoiler alert: YES! Another Tuesday with your girls, thanks for being here DLs! Not Spon: Gem: Go-To Nifty Fifty Revz: Weleda Skinfood See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • May 15, 2023 · 45 min

    The Big Dog

    What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’s home. Revz has done a complete 180 on the whole #sportmom thing (no surprise) and also her kids are waking at like, 2am (jk, jk… kinda) and is it time for a later bed time? And now listen we were TIRED recording this one cos we were making stuff for you but it gets LOOSE. So, like, strap in for an old school lock-down style episode DLs. Live show announcement coming Soon! Be the first to know: www.wedonthavetimeforthis.com/live Not Spons: Gem: Ed Sheeran docu-series on Disney+ Revz: Love Me on Binge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.