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We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

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  • Nov 27, 2023 · 51 min

    Won’t Somebody Think of the Husbands

    First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We’re back in show-mode and it’s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, and Gem wants to talk about a comment in our Facebook group that threw a cat amongst our beautiful DL pigeons. It’s a big and potentially divisive one today DLs so strap in! Not Spon: Gem: Kmart Whiteboard https://www.kmart.com.au/product/large-frame-multi-planner-board-42988618/ Revz: Gentle Habits Car Diffuser https://www.gentlehabits.com.au/products/refillable-car-diffuser See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 20, 2023 · 52 min

    Why Would You Seat Me Next To This Guy?

    Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won’t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly miraculous back-flip. Revz doesn’t have time for a certain lolly that did a number on her Teddy boy and Gem doesn’t have time for dinner party..how do we put this…FOMO? Some gifting friendly #notspons and lots of very strong opinions in this one (and of course the lols, as per). Love you all! Not Spons: Gem: Emma Kate Co Planners https://emmakateco.com/2024-planners/ Revz: Kmart Acrylic Tumblers See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 13, 2023 · 47 min

    Gemma, We Absolutely Do Not Have Time For That…

    Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and a lot of contradictory feelings today, so strap on in! Notspons: Gem: Native Shoes https://www.nativeshoes.com/jefferson-child/131001001999.html?cgid=bestsellers-for-kids&idx=22 Revz: Run To The Sun https://runtothesun.shop/collections/sets See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 6, 2023 · 53 min

    This Is A Bad Root

    Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life through Raffa’s school orientation process and it’s brought up a lot of repressed memories that make a lot of sense. Then Revzy’s friend (sounds fake but it’s real) has found herself an accidental erotic fiction muse and yes we have all the details. Buckle up. Not spon: Revz: Belvita Breakfast Biscuits Gem: Octobuddy Phone Stick On https://www.instagram.com/octobuddy_official/?hl=en See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 30, 2023 · 45 min

    The Woo Woo Backflip No One Saw Coming

    Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This is a weird place DLs, but stay with us as we get into “Purple Ladies”. Then Revz doesn’t have time for rogue cycles and is dreaming of taking it all into her own very capable, very feminist, wildly unnecessary hands. Then Gem does a philosophical backflip for aesthetic reasons and Revz simply cannot with this and if you’re still here, happy Tuesday DLs, hope you enjoy the looney bin. #Notspons: Gem: Spell Stargazer Zodiac Ring https://aus.spell.co/ Revz: Brillo Beauty The Balm https://brillobeauty.com/products/the-balm-25g See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 23, 2023 · 51 min

    Tell Me That's Not A Ghost

    Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s trying to dress like she’s fighting fit, which leads us to the old cost-per-wear argument aka Girl Math. And Revz has a fashion hack that she thinks is legit but Gem thinks is questionable. We have a Raffa ear piercing update with a side of Lindsay Lohan and Gem asks Revz some curly(ish) questions. Then Revz doesn’t have time for an uninvited guest in her home (prepare the sage) and we have video evidence to really make your Tuesday. Thanks for being here legends, your besties, Gem & Revz. #Notspon: Gem: Oh Flossy Kids Natural Make Up https://ohflossy.com/ Revz: @formallyeverafter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 16, 2023 · 51 min

    We Are Ick-Tok

    **A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to acknowledge the darkness in the world and our communities right now, and that this episode does not deal with that context.** First up Gem has experienced the hack of all hacks when it comes to kids birthday party presents and we all need to get on this. Gem doesn’t have time for Raffa wanting her get her ears “adorned with jewels” (ok, nerd) and we have interesting thoughts about our thoughts on this one. Revz doesn’t have time for her late night owl behaviour, and having to make her partner put her to bed which leads to weird discoveries about “Daddy” and “Mummy” which very quickly descends into a huge unearthing of our Icks. And it’s a loose lolacoaster from then on DLs, please buckle up and share your own icks in the Facebook group. — Today is the last chance to vote for us for the Australian Podcast Awards : https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #NotSpon Gem: @luv_lou sunglasses case Revz: oat milk? Ok Revz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 12, 2023 · 15 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Will Another Baby Break Us

    This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page. Please vote for us: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 9, 2023 · 55 min

    Are Soulmates Real, Though?

    Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not that jealous, but we weren’t going to leave you hanging without us DLs, so we’re here. But, strap yourselves in, Gem needs to talk about an album. So make a cup of tea. And this leads to Gem’s unearthing of some feelings over text messages. Gem doesn’t have time for being a sweaty Betty but trying to move to a natural deodorant. So then we pick up a convo we’ve been having for a while; are soulmates real? Like are they? And if they are, are you actually with your soulmate, or was the timing of life wrong? And if you’re not, does that mean you’re not in “real” love? Obviously we don’t know. But this is a heated topic and we get deep into our opinions in and around this one, topics include; hitting rock bottom, unrequited love, writing a dream partner list and settling cos you want kids. So you know, chill. — Last chance to Vote for us … https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #notspon Gem: Hubert Bottom from Fella Swimwear https://www.fellaswim.com/ Revz: https://armchairexpertpod.com/pods/idina-menzel See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 5, 2023 · 12 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : It's My Washing Line, F*ck Off!

    This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards! https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 2, 2023 · 44 min

    Go Away With Your Perfect Parenting

    Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talking about some other sh*t? And how special are birthdays after the age of 21 anyway? Then, Gem’s kids FaceTimed her Dad with a surprise effect and it makes us wonder just how “bubbly” Australia is? And speaking of, Gem had an interaction that made her question same sex v co-ed schools, but Revz has questions. And then Revz doesn’t have time for a very specific, hyper “positive” instagram account that’s making her a bit (disproportionately?) ragey. Gem hard disagrees. Just another relatively unhinged Tuesday, besties. Love you!! — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: The Traitors UK on 10play Revz: Rebel Sport Under Armour shorts for kids See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Sep 28, 2023 · 11 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Got Blackout With The School Mums

    This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Sep 25, 2023 · 47 min

    Smug UnMarried Bullsh*t

    So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she wants to talk about it (once Raffa is done saving the planet - thank you daycare). But really what kicks off today’s meandering deep and meaningful, is Revz’s regret over a smug comment she made to the pod team in the car. She’s wondering if it was a dickhead thing to say, but also, it sparks some really twisty, curly questions about marriage, relationships, cohabitating, combining finances, all the juicy sh*t! And we have some serious questions for you DLs, including but not limited to, what level of purchase do you have to “check” with your partner about..and other dilemmas. Happy Tuesday Queens, keep it rolling in the Facebook group! — Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting #Notspon: Gem: Kmart Disco Light Revz: Cotton On Swimwear See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.