Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!

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14 episodes
Updated Tuesday
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Episodes14

Newest first

#376 - Clam Hunting
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss clam hunters, wearing a hat at work, woo woo wives, political role play, supermodels hitting their heads on toilets out of gay panic, Love Island kissing, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Boston, MA - October 2 Brooklyn, NY - October 3 Detroit, MI - October 4 Dallas, TX - October 7 Houston, TX - October 8 Tampa, FL - October 10 Raleigh, NC - October 16 Portland, OR - October 16 Denver, CO - October 17 Seattle, WA - October 18 Phoenix, AZ - October 22 Sacramento, CA - October 25 San Francisco, CA - October 25 Los Angeles, CA - November 4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
Tuesday · 1 hr 1 min
#374 - F*ngering During Backrooms
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss 3G force in the bedroom, wet new teeth, seeing a drunk dentist, Heavenly Creatures, listening to smut on accident in a Jiffy Lube, syncing oil changes with your bff, winning a kiss with Charlize Theron, an Ask a Dyke about seeing an ex on a train, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Boston, MA - October 2 Brooklyn, NY - October 3 Detroit, MI - October 4 Dallas, TX - October 7 Houston, TX - October 8 Tampa, FL - October 10 Raleigh, NC - October 16 Portland, OR - October 16 Denver, CO - October 17 Seattle, WA - October 18 Phoenix, AZ - October 22 Sacramento, CA - October 25 San Francisco, CA - October 25 Los Angeles, CA - November 4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
July 14 · 59 min
#372 - Cranking It to Books
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss nude teeth, Leslie Bib’s bob, Couple’s Therapy, when your partner turns 40 and turns into a top, being treated like a horse at the OBGYN, gallon for frozen c*m at a lesbians house, kissing on camera, the logistics of cranking it to a book, a bloody Bumble Fumble, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Boston, MA - October 2 Brooklyn, NY - October 3 Detroit, MI - October 4 Dallas, TX - October 7 Houston, TX - October 8 Tampa, FL - October 10 Raleigh, NC - October 16 Portland, OR - October 16 Denver, CO - October 17 Seattle, WA - October 18 Phoenix, AZ - October 22 Sacramento, CA - October 25 San Francisco, CA - October 25 Los Angeles, CA - November 4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
June 30 · 1 hr
#370 - Hot Femme Erasure with Zoe Lister-Jones (New Girl, Slip)
Pre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKING This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zoe Lister-Jones (watch Slip today!) They discuss THE TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT, smelling good, coming out and no one caring, Slip, Real housewives of Rhode Island and so much more! Come see us LIVE for the "SOAKING WET" tour! ⁠https://twodykesandamic.com/ Pre Sale available Wednesday- use Promo Code: SOAKING 10/2 - Boston 10/3 - Brooklyn 10/4 - Detroit 10/7 - Dallas 10/8 - Houston 10/10 - Tampa 10/11 - Raleigh 10/16 - Portland 10/17 - Denver 10/18 - Seattle 10/22 - Phoenix 10/24 - Sacramento 10/25 - San Francisco 11/4 - Los Angeles Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
June 16 · 1 hr 4 min
#368 - Rock Hard Nips
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss having rock hard nips all day, Ray meeting Dog the Bounty Hunter, Justin Bieber doing the bare minimum, Love on the Spectrum, Euphoria, people pleasing, a naughty nail polish Ask a Dyke, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
June 2 · 1 hr 1 min
#366 - Huge Jugs at the Renaissance Fair
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss the tin fish movement, Kenny falling off stage, going to a full nude spa, Cynthia Erivo being so fast, the WWE for lesbians, the renaissance of the renaissance fair, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
May 19 · 1 hr 8 min
#364 - Getting Kinky with E.R. Fightmaster part 2
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have back on E.R. Fightmaster for part 2! They discuss The Drama, Amanda Peet kissing Drew Barrymore, how to get girls to kiss you, getting your partner pregnant, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
May 5 · 47 min
#362 - I Fell for My MILF Dance Teacher
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon demand the return of the Baha Men (who let the cats in?!), share their opinions on the new Harry Potter TV series, discuss who should get out of (and who should go back into) the Khia Asylum, the injury that halted Tomb Raider production, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
April 21 · 1 hr 5 min
#360 - Munching With Invisalign
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss navigating intimacy with Invisalign, Harry Styles addressing queer baiting accusations on SNL, Rachel’s Shar Pei obsession, Kehlani’s new album, the Bay Watch reboot, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
April 7 · 1 hr
#358 - Sending Nudes with Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick, hosts of Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. They discuss surviving the mass lesbian breakups of 2025, following wild straight cousin drama on Facebook, a three-way kiss with a Swiftie and her dog, reading non-horny fan fiction, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
March 24 · 1 hr
#356 - Baseline of Queerness with Alexis Rose
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alexis Rose (aka Traveling Nurse Lex). They discuss terrible pride merch, your dad making so many gay children, being obsessed with the ocean, swimming too close to the sun, a stinky yucky lover Ask A Dyke, wanting only butch doctors, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
March 10 · 50 min
#354 - Scorpio Moons and Fighting Fascism with Chani Nicholas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on world famous astrologer and founder of the Chani app, Chani Nicholas. They discuss astrology, your big three, why queer people love the stars, charts, the 2016 trend, cycles, Kenny and Ray get a birth chart reading, and so much more! USE CODE : GAYNESS30 -- for 30-day all access pass to everything the app has to offer (available to iOS users only) for your listeners who are new to the CHANI app. Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come See Us Live https://twodykesandamic.com/ Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Erica's Book https://www.ericagoodwin.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
February 24 · 59 min
#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata. They discuss being taller than you friend, friendship origins, running away from crazy, faking a pregnancy, friendship red flags, getting distracted during sex, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @McKGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy Come see us live! - twodykesandamic.com Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Erica's Book : www.ericagoodwin.com Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
February 10 · 57 min
#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss gay housewives, wanting your friend deeply, Miley Cyrus's engagement, midwest and southern culture overlap, a MILF Ask a Dyke, Who Tops Who mascs of the internet, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @McKGoodwin Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com and so much more!
January 27 · 1 hr 6 min

Two Dykes And A Mic

#376 - Clam Hunting

#374 - F*ngering During Backrooms

#372 - Cranking It to Books

#370 - Hot Femme Erasure with Zoe Lister-Jones (New Girl, Slip)

#368 - Rock Hard Nips

#366 - Huge Jugs at the Renaissance Fair

#364 - Getting Kinky with E.R. Fightmaster part 2

#362 - I Fell for My MILF Dance Teacher

#360 - Munching With Invisalign

#358 - Sending Nudes with Kendahl Landreth and Jordan Myrick

#356 - Baseline of Queerness with Alexis Rose

#354 - Scorpio Moons and Fighting Fascism with Chani Nicholas

#352 - Sitting On Faces Too Hard with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

#350 - Brokeback P*ssy with Alli Bellairs