Trashwatch

Chris Johnson, Brian Horne, Brandon Boring, Ashley Woodard

A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927

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Apr 27, 2023 · 1 hr 25 min
CONGO
EPISODE 128 – CONGO “What is this mirror doing in my face? I do not like the visage on which I gaze!” This week, Brandon gets custom shirts for collar-tugging; Ashley unbirths Steve Jobs; Brian botches a skit; and Chris relates Congo to The Simpsons. BTW: Doubt, Now With Lasers! Starring: Laura Linney, Tim Curry, Dylan Walsh, Ernie Hudson, Grant Heslov, Joe Don Baker, Lola Noh, Mary Ellen Trainor, Misty Rosas, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Campbell, and Joe Pantoliano Directed by Frank Marshall FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 20, 2023 · 1 hr 21 min
DR. DOLITTLE (1998)
EPISODE 127 – DR. DOLITTLE (1998) “Let us all join as one podcast and declare that that is so Raven.” This week, Brian marvels at the exorcism(?); Brandon struggles to make sense of the merger; Ashley reveals her best impression; and Chris has Big Golden Retriever Energy. BTW: Hop aboard the Pound Truck! Starring: Eddie Murphy, Ossie Davis, Oliver Platt, Peter Boyle, Richard Schiff, Kristen Wilson, Jeffrey Tambor, Kyla Pratt, Raven-Symoné, Norm MacDonald, Chris Rock, and Albert Brooks Directed by Betty Thomas FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 13, 2023 · 1 hr 43 min
PLANET OF THE APES (2001)
EPISODE 126 – PLANET OF THE APES (2001) “Ah, it is science fiction—Mark Wahlberg is a scientist!” This week, Brandon personally attacks Clayton; Chris takes a dump at Marky Mark’s house; Ashley supports horny ape women; and Brian returns to the IMDb Parents Guide. BTW: How to ruin Avatar: The Last Airbender! Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan, Paul Giamatti, Estella Warren, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, David Warner, Erick Avari, and Kris Kristofferson Directed by Tim Burton FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 6, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST
EPISODE 125 – AN AMERICAN TAIL: FIEVEL GOES WEST “Jimmy Stewart saying lewd things is strangely off-putting.” Animal April Begins! This week, Ashley tries to DeLuise laugh; Brandon has bad news re:Cats in America; Brian narrowly avoids a yellow card; and Chris finds his perfect impression. BTW: Drunken Jimmy Stewart records his lines in his car! Starring: Phillip Glasser, James Stewart, Erica Yohn, Cathy Cavadini, Nehemiah Persoff, Dom DeLuise, Amy Irving, John Cleese, and Jon Lovitz Directed by Phil Nibbelink and Simon Wells FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 30, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
HELLBOY (2004)
EPISODE 124 – HELLBOY (2004) “This film opens with a problem caused by the way most problems in life are caused: desperate Nazis.” We’ve been blessed with this heavenly Patron Pick! This week, Chris gets locked in GDT’s closet; Brandon pitches Joe Pantoliano Rasputin; and Brian praises pancakes. BTW: The Sexy Misadventures of Rasputin! Starring: Ron Perlman, John Hurt, Selma Blair, Rupert Evans, Karel Roden, Jeffrey Tambor, Doug Jones, Brian Steele, Ladislav Beran, Biddy Hodson, Corey Johnson, and David Hyde Pierce Directed by Guillermo Del Toro FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 23, 2023 · 1 hr 32 min
MONKEYBONE (ft. Marrett Johnson)
EPISODE 123 – MONKEYBONE “Please, God, may someone be aroused by my arm flaps!” Chris and Marrett celebrate their recent marriage with… Monkeybone. This week, Brandon writes Sister Act 3; Marrett has a cat-girl theory; Brian delights Ashley’s mom; Chris shocks with his weirdness; and Ashley hates this. BTW: Henry Selick’s Taliban Fanboys! Starring: Brendan Fraser, Bridget Fonda, John Turturro, Chris Kattan, Giancarlo Esposito, Rose McGowan, David Foley, Megan Mullally, Bob Odenkirk, and Whoopi Goldberg Directed by Henry Selick FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 16, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
FLUBBER
EPISODE 122 – FLUBBER “How do you vacuum drapes?!” “WITH A VACUUM!” This week, Chris creates a proton pack; Brian makes some flawless edits; Ashley gives a 0-word review; and Brandon threatens a future episode. BTW: How Flubber saved Good Will Hunting! Starring: Robin Williams, Marcia Gay Harden, Christopher McDonald, Ted Levine, Clancy Brown, Raymond J. Barry, Wil Wheaton, Edie McClurg, Sam Lloyd, Leslie Stefanson, and Jodi Benson Directed by Les Mayfield FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 9, 2023 · 1 hr 37 min
BLANK CHECK
EPISODE 121 – BLANK CHECK “We are weird friends. We’re like, ‘Let’s punish my friends. How dare they be friends with me! I’ll teach them!’” The boys are on their own to talk Blank Check! This week, Chris has an odd movie mixup; Brandon talks roller coasters; and Brian reads his notes for THAT SCENE. BTW: The Ferrer-Postlethwaite Animorphs Spectrum! Starring: Brian Bonsall, Karen Duffy, James Rebhorn, Jayne Atkinson, Miguel Ferrer, Michael Lerner, Tone Loc, Rick Ducommun, Alex Zuckerman, Alex Morris, and Debbie Allen Directed by Rupert Wainwright FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 2, 2023 · 1 hr 15 min
DRAGONHEART
EPISODE 120 – DRAGONHEART “Where do you buy gloves for dialogue this heavy-handed?” This week, Brian says AKAB; Brandon has no time for vengeance; Chris ruins the ending; and Ashley reveals her Sean Connery impression. BTW: Bowen just doesn’t get it! Starring: Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery, Dina Meyer, Pete Postlethwaite, David Thewlis, Jason Isaacs, Brian Thompson, and Julie Christie Directed by Rob Cohen FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 23, 2023 · 1 hr 50 min
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
EPISODE 119 – SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD “Did Anna Kendrick also date Bill Hader? Is this what you’re saying?” “Yes.” “GIRL, GET IT!” This week, Ashley is limited to two Succession references; Brandon adds a new Patreon therapy tier; Brian geeks out over his favorite scenes; and Chris looks for the orgasm button. BTW: The shocking reveal of the next season of Always Sunny! Starring: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Ellen Wong, Anna Kendrick, Alison Pill, Aubrey Plaza, Jason Schwartzman, Mark Webber, Johnny Simmons, Mae Whitman, and Brie Larson Directed by Edgar Wright FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 16, 2023 · 1 hr 34 min
INTOLERABLE CRUELTY
EPISODE 118 – INTOLERABLE CRUELTY “God, how many band directors’ daughters are out there named Claire Annette? I feel so bad for them!” This week, Ashley is proud of her joke; Brian wants the Mrs. Gutman biopic; Chris is barred from giving advice; and Brandon is Sega-sexual. BTW: A Cricut for Chris! Starring: George Clooney, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Billy Bob Thornton, Geoffrey Rush, Cedric the Entertainer, Edward Herrmann, Paul Adelstein, Richard Jenkins, Julia Duffy, Jonathan Hadary, Tom Aldredge, Stacey Travis, Jack Kyle, and Irwin Keyes Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 9, 2023 · 1 hr 48 min
ROMEO + JULIET
EPISODE 117 – ROMEO + JULIET “If Baz Luhrmann directed Catcher in the Rye, it would be so powerful it would somehow bring John Lennon back to life.” We’re getting Baz-pilled, baby! This week, Brian reveals how Paul Rudd changed film history; Brandon is not allowed to be confident; Ashley vents over a line reading; and Chris yells at Orpheus. BTW: Pitching our Baz literary adaptations! Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, John Leguizamo, Harold Perrineau, Pete Postlethwaite, Paul Sorvino, Brian Dennehy, Paul Rudd, Vondie Curtis-Hall, Miriam Margoyles, Christina Pickles, Diane Venora, Dash Mihok, Jesse Bradford, and M. Emmet Walsh Directed by Baz Luhrmann FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 2, 2023 · 1 hr 48 min
ROMANCING THE STONE
EPISODE 116 – ROMANCING THE STONE “I have given off every f***ing vibe I can of someone who just wants to be in PJs, chilling with a cat, not doing much.” This week, Brandon pitches a new Patreon tier; Chris stars in Evening Primrose; Brian doesn’t want to be a real man; and Ashley catches the adventure bug. BTW: The Saga of Danny Dorito! Starring: Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, Zack Norman, Alfonso Arau, Manuel Ojeda, Holland Taylor, and Mary Ellen Trainor Directed by Robert Zemeckis FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Jan 26, 2023 · 1 hr 36 min
TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
EPISODE 115 – TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE "When new people try to be my friend, I'm like, 'What's your angle?'" This week, Brandon experiences the horror of Rent; Chris goes to a radio party; Brian questions dating advice; and Ashley possibly curses next week’s episode. BTW: M. Emmet Walsh as George Lucas! Starring: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kristen Miller, Masasa Moyo, Daran Norris, Phil Hendrie, and Maurice LaMarche Directed by Trey Parker FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Jan 19, 2023 · 1 hr 35 min
BIG FAT LIAR
EPISODE 114 – BIG FAT LIAR "I wanna cheer for little stinkers." This week, Brandon takes down a summer school teacher; Ashley has a “crap”-py ex; Brian nears the podcast singularity; and Chris overanalyzes Mr. Funnybones. BTW: Nic Cage can steal *our* Declaration of Independence! Starring: Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Detmer, Donald Faison, Sandra Oh, Russell Hornsby, Michael Bryan French, Christine Tucci, Lee Majors, Amy Hill, John Cho, Taran Killam, Jaleel White, and Sparkle Directed by Shawn Levy FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Jan 12, 2023 · 1 hr 55 min
YES MAN
EPISODE 113 – YES MAN “That’s my Kryptonite: patchouli and disappointment.” This week, Brian explains the film’s critical failure; Brandon learns to swashbuckle; Ashley dishes some field commander gossip; and Chris goes to a nice podcast farm upstate. BTW: The 300 Mandela Effect! Starring: Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins, Rhys Darby, Danny Masterson, Fionnula Flanagan, Sasha Alexander, Molly Sims, Brent Briscoe, and Terence Stamp Directed by Peyton Reed FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Jan 5, 2023 · 1 hr 46 min
RUN FATBOY RUN
EPISODE 112 – RUN FATBOY RUN "Ashley, you're allowed to talk about bridges three times, max." New year, same us! This week, Chris prepares for wedding catastrophe; Brian gets a request from Thandiwe Newton; Brandon fears growing old; and Ashley talks bridges (and butts). BTW: Never let Chris play poker! Starring: Simon Pegg, Thandiwe Newton, Hank Azaria, Dylan Moran, Harish Patel, India de Beaufort, and Matthew Fenton Directed by David Schwimmer FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Dec 29, 2022 · 1 hr 52 min
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
EPISODE 111 – I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER “I’m sorry, Ashley, that I am not a teen girl from the 90’s!” Ending the year with another Patron Pick! This week, Ashley is betrayed by our Patrons; Chris makes a new award; Brandon is willing to gamble; and Brian’s bit fizzles out. BTW: The whole town gets the She’s All That treatment! Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Anne Heche, Ryan Phillipe, Freddie Prinze Jr., Muse Watson, Bridgette Wilson, and Johnny Galecki Directed by Jim Gillespie FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Dec 22, 2022 · 1 hr 36 min
BIO-DOME
EPISODE 110 – BIO-DOME What the f***, Chris?! This week, Brandon explains our Earth Day responsibilities; Chris shares a wild commercial; and Brian fixes the Buttercup gag. BTW: The looming specter of Viva Rock Vegas! Starring: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, William Atherton, Denise Dowse, Dara Tomanovich, Kevin West, Kylie Minogue, Joey Lauren Adams, Teresa Hill, Henry Gibson, Taylor Negron, Rose McGowan, and Patricia Hearst Directed by Jason Bloom FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Dec 15, 2022 · 1 hr 42 min
POSEIDON
EPISODE 109 – POSEIDON “This is a slasher film where the killer is a boat.” This week, Brandon sinks the Edmund Fitzgerald; Brian enjoys aquatic disasters; Chris goes out for milk; and Ashley gets a yellow card. BTW: Beware the Hymen Ghost! Starring: Josh Lucas, Kurt Russell, Jacinda Barrett, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum, Mía Maestro, Mike Vogel, Kevin Dillon, Freddy Rodríguez, Jimmy Bennett, Fergie, and Andre Braugher Directed by Wolfgang Petersen FOLLOW US: Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/) YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show