Trashwatch

Chris Johnson, Brian Horne, Brandon Boring, Ashley Woodard

A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927

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Dec 24, 2020 · 1 hr 3 min
THE NUTCRACKER IN 3D
EPISODE 11 – THE NUTCRACKER IN 3D Good news, everyone—Chris is cancelled! His crime: Making us suffer through 108 minutes of creepy nutcrackers, an inexplicable Uncle Albert Einstein, baffling songs, and John Turturro devouring the scenery as a rat cross between Andy Warhol and David Byrne. On the other hand, maybe this is how 2020 was always meant to end. Plus: Thanks for the super helpful advice, Snow Fairy. Starring: Elle Fanning, Nathan Lane, John Turturro, Frances de la Tour, Richard E. Grant, Julia Vysotskaya, Aaron Michael Drozin, Charlie Rowe, and the voice of Shirley Henderson Directed by Andrei Konchalovsky FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Dec 17, 2020 · 1 hr 11 min
I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
EPISODE 10 – I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS Have you ever woken up in the desert glued into a Santa suit with only three days to get to New York for Christmas Eve dinner because your dad bribed you with a Porsche? If not: congratulations, you’re not the manipulative creep protagonist of this movie! This week, we take a wacky cross-country road trip with a rogues’ gallery of weirdos and try not to let little Esteban get us down. Plus: For the love of God, don’t drink the punch! Starring: Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Adam LaVorgna, Gary Cole, Eve Gordon, Lauren Maltby, Andrew Lauer, and Sean O’Bryan Directed by Arlene Sanford FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Dec 9, 2020 · 1 hr 22 min
SCROOGED
EPISODE 9 – SCROOGED Deck the halls with a good Christmas movie about bad people! Take a taxi with Christmas Past and simp for Karen Allen; get hit with a toaster by Christmas Present; and experience the pure horror of Christmas Future—all set to the Danny Elfman-est of scores! Get ready to add this cult classic to your holiday rotation, or else we three ghosts just might have to haunt you. Plus: On this week’s Trash to Treasure… did B murder Craig? Starring: Bill Murray, Karen Allen, Alfre Woodard, Bobcat Goldthwait, David Johansen, Carol Kane, John Forsythe, and Robert Mitchum Directed by Richard Donner Support the show
Dec 5, 2020 · 1 hr 15 min
LITTLE GIANTS
EPISODE 8 – LITTLE GIANTS The Trash Watch boys are ready for some (peewee) football! In the small town of Urbania, Ohio, two psychotic old men pit the O’Shea brothers against each other in a Calvinball-esque football face-off, in the process reminding us of the importance of family and (more importantly) Rick Moranis. Plus: Is your girlfriend always fiddling with her locket? Tune in to find out what it means! Starring: Rick Moranis, Ed O’Neill, Shawna Waldron, Susanna Thompson, Devon Sawa, Sam Horrigan, and Mary Ellen Trainor Directed by Duwayne Dunham Support the show
Dec 1, 2020 · 1 hr 8 min
DEEP RISING
EPISODE 7 – DEEP RISING Brian redeems himself with this week’s film about a giant monster attacking mercenaries on an unprofitable cruise ship. Grab a loaf of bread and some greasy sea water and join us as we fight for survival while trying to discover Joey Pantucci’s real name. Plus: Our new recurring segment—Cabin in the Woods Corner! Starring: Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony Heald, Kevin J. O’Connor, and Wes Studi Directed by Stephen Sommers Support the show
Nov 28, 2020 · 1 hr 14 min
SURF NINJAS (ft. Lexi Vestey)
EPISODE 6 – SURF NINJAS (ft. Lexi Vestey) We once again dive into Brandon’s childhood, this time joined by the wonderful Lexi Vestey! Grab your Game Gear and join us on a journey from the sunny beaches of Los Angeles to the sunny beaches of Patusan, battling poorly camouflaged ninjas and quasi-cyborg Leslie Nielsen every step of the way. But remember—Rob Schneider giveth and Rob Schneider taketh away. Plus: The single greatest IMDb Parents Guide entry of all time! Starring: Ernie Reyes Jr., Ernie Reyes Sr., Nicolas Cowan, Rob Schneider, Kelly Hu, Tone Loc, and Leslie Nielsen Directed by Neal Israel Support the show
Nov 24, 2020 · 1 hr 13 min
MISSION TO MARS
EPISODE 4 – MISSION TO MARS The Trash Watch boys go to space to help Brian exorcise his childhood demons. Follow us on a journey through a less-thrilling 2001: A Space Odyssey, from the pointless barbecue opening to the climactic alien factory sequence, all to answer a question that has plagued mankind for millennia: Why can’t Gary Sinise smile in this movie? Plus: The Martians forget to turn off the iron (and the killer tornado)! Starring: Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle, Connie Nielsen, and Jerry O’Connell Directed by Brian De Palma Support the show
Nov 14, 2020 · 1 hr 13 min
RISING SUN
EPISODE 5 – RISING SUN This week we pay tribute(?) to the late, great Sean Connery with Rising Sun, a movie that is 70% racism, 20% nudity, and 10% technophobia. But all that matters is that Sean Connery says “sempai”—like, a lot. Plus: The hot new fashion trend—Cargo Panties! Starring: Sean Connery, Wesley Snipes, Harvey Keitel, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Tia Carrere, Ray Wise, Kevin Anderson, and Mako Directed by Philip Kaufman Support the show
Oct 27, 2020 · 1 hr 10 min
Ernest Scared Stupid
EPISODE 3 – ERNEST SCARED STUPID Brandon’s winning streak in movie picks continues with Ernest Scared Stupid, a surprisingly fun children’s(?) film about a 24/7 garbageman facing off against an evil tree troll that's turning kids into wooden dolls. Meanwhile, Chris sheds a tear for unfortunate movie dogs and Brian’s mind wanders to the Taxi Driver universe. Plus: Is Ernest Scared Stupid a secret Daredevil prequel? Starring: Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler, Shay Astar, and Jonas Moscartolo Directed by John Cherry Support the show
Oct 21, 2020 · 1 hr 21 min
Critters
EPISODE 2 – CRITTERS This week the Trash Watch boys discuss Critters, a movie about a rural family defending their home against a pack of not-Gremlins with the help of Rum Tum Tugger. Feel the "power of the night" as we pitch a variety of dark films about this small Kansas town which may or may not be part of a cult. Plus: Guess what we got for our birthdays? Starring: Dee Wallace, M. Emmet Walsh, Billy Bush, Scott Grimes, Nadine van der Velde, Don Opper, Billy Zane, and the legendary Terrence Mann Directed by Stephen Herek Support the show
Oct 14, 2020 · 1 hr 21 min
ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (2004)
EPISODE 1 – ANACONDAS: THE HUNT FOR THE BLOOD ORCHID (2004) On the first episode of the Trash Watch reboot, the boys journey into the jungle, following a team of unscientific scientists (and their monkey sidekick) as they drunkenly boat through a surprisingly dry rainy season to answer the all-important question: Was 2004 the horniest year for movies? Plus: Chris’s Trash to Treasure segment gives us a new addition to our quarantine reading lists. Starring: Johnny Messner, KaDee Strickland, Matthew Marsden, Nicholas Gonzalez, Eugene Byrd, Karl Yune, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, and Morris Chestnut Directed by Dwight Little Support the show