Trashwatch

Chris Johnson, Brian Horne, Brandon Boring, Ashley Woodard

A movie podcast where one man’s trash is another man’s treasure… or every man’s trash. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trashwatch/id1535860927

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May 20, 2021 · 1 hr 50 min
DICK TRACY (ft. Joel Derkin)
EPISODE 31 – DICK TRACY Musical May goes Sondheim with Brian’s pick: Dick Tracy! This week, Chris can’t get a word in; Ashley tries to imitate Al Pacino; Joel misremembers lyrics; Brandon keeps a bit notebook; and Brian loses his mind over Amazon reviews. BTW: The grossest line in cinema history! Starring: Warren Beatty, Madonna, Glenne Headly, Charlie Korsmo, Mandy Patinkin, and Al Pacino Directed by Warren Beatty “Dick Tracy: The Most Bonkers Comic Book Movie Ever”, Patrick Willems: https://youtu.be/_V-I1_fVV-M FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
May 13, 2021 · 1 hr 40 min
POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf)
EPISODE 30 – POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (ft. MaddWolf) As Musical May presses on, we are joined by George and Hope of MaddWolf (https://maddwolf.com) to praise the overlooked comedic gem Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. This week, Brandon loves lists; Ashley cites Urban Dictionary; Hope and George share a catchphrase; Brian recalls a trip to the Lincoln Park Zoo; and Chris gives us our Wu-Tang Clan names. BTW: Who is Nik Wallenda and why is he a bobblehead? Starring: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, Sarah Silverman, Tim Meadows, Maya Rudolph, Joan Cusack, Imogen Poots, and Chris Redd Directed by Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
May 6, 2021 · 1 hr 42 min
SPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?)
EPISODE 29 – SPICE WORLD (ft. What Would Mom Do?) It’s Musical May, folks! And we’re joined by Sara and Stacie of What Would Mom Do? to discuss Ashley’s submission: Spice World! This week, Ashley is the sixth Spice Girl; Sara disses Dick van Dyke; Chris gets a cease and desist; Stacie assembles a Tom Cruise playlist for childbirth; Brandon rants about mid-credits scenes; and Brian predicts an Incredibles 2 Amazon review. BTW: Who will play the Spice Girls on The Crown? Starring: The Spice Girls and a whole buncha cameos Directed by Bob Spiers FOLLOW WHAT WOULD MOM DO?: Podcast (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-would-mom-do-podcast/id1534315069) Instagram (@what_would_mom_do_podcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/What-Would-Mom-Do-Podcast-101094745104819/) FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 29, 2021 · 1 hr 50 min
THE LAST AIRBENDER (ft. Clayton)
EPISODE 28 – THE LAST AIRBENDER So it’s come to this: we finally sit down to talk about The Last Airbender, joined by the formerly mysterious Clayton! This week, Chris terrifies Ashley; Clayton discovers a new form of bending; Brian pitches a Blue Spirit twist; Ashley has a unique take on Yue’s hair; and Brandon quasi-redeems M. Night Shyamalan. BTW: Stab the Moon Fish in the WHAT?! Starring: Noah Ringer, Dev Patel, Nicola Peltz, Jackson Rathbone, Shaun Toub, Aasif Mandvi, Cliff Curtis, and Seychelle Gabriel Directed by M. Night Shyamalan FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 22, 2021 · 1 hr 52 min
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco)
EPISODE 27 – DROP DEAD GORGEOUS (ft. Christina Bianco) The fabulous and talented Christina Bianco joins us to talk about the hilarious—if problematic—1999 dark small-town satire, Drop Dead Gorgeous! This week, Ashley coins a new medical term; Chris conducts a pageant quiz; Brian goes full Charlie Day again; Brandon explains the appeal of tap dancing; and Christina reminisces about Dora the Explorer. BTW: Kristen Wiig stars in Soylent Green! Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, Allison Janney, Denise Richards, Kirstie Alley, Sam McMurray, Mindy Sterling, Brittany Murphy, and Amy Adams Directed by Michael Patrick Jann FOLLOW CHRISTINA: Instagram (@xtinabianco1) Twitter (@XtinaBianco1) TikTok (@thextinabianco) Website (https://www.christinabianco.com) FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 15, 2021 · 1 hr 49 min
LEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIE
EPISODE 26 – LEFT BEHIND: THE MOVIE Well, folks, Brian has thrown us into a minefield with the tragically Nicolas Cage-free Christian apocalypse thriller, Left Behind: The Movie! This week, Chris creates Kirk Cameron’s alter ego; Brandon points out a very unsettling credit; Brian gives the audience homework; and Ashley writes her own version of Dealbreakers. BTW: A Christian haunted house goes horribly wrong! Starring: Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson, Janaya Stephens, Clarence Gilyard Jr., Colin Fox, Gordon Currie, and Chelsea Noble Directed by Vic Sarin FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 8, 2021 · 1 hr 29 min
FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR
EPISODE 25 – FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR We don’t know how he does it, but Brandon brought us yet another winner—the family sci-fi comedy psychological horror, Flight of the Navigator! This week, Brian makes a big bet on the reboot trailer; Chris remembers a bloodthirsty hospital robot (WARNING: slightly graphic); Brandon investigates Big Al; and Ashley is sick of modernist BS. BTW: Get pumped for the dimension-hopping sequel, Fight of the Navigators! Starring: Joey Cramer, Paul Reubens, Veronica Cartwright, Cliff DeYoung, Matt Adler, Howard Hesseman, and Sarah Jessica Parker Directed by Randal Kleiser FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Apr 1, 2021 · 1 hr 41 min
TOOTH FAIRY
EPISODE 24 – TOOTH FAIRY WARNING: We spend the first several minutes talking about unpleasant experiences at the dentist. Feel free to skip to ~8:35 if needed. This week, Ashley recalls an unfortunately named dentist; Brian pitches an indie movie; Chris gets burned by Ashley; and Brandon learns the truth about public defenders. BTW: Fare thee well, Jebediah Flick! Shout-out to fellow podcast Let the Movie Speak!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let-the-movie-speak/id1547081524 Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Ryan Sheckler, Seth MacFarlane, Chase Ellison, Destiny Grace Whitlock, and Julie Andrews Directed by Michael Lembeck FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 25, 2021 · 1 hr 43 min
ALMOST HEROES
EPISODE 23 – ALMOST HEROES As March Mattness comes to a close, we determine once and for all who is the best Matt. Is it Damon? McConaughey? Macfadyen? Or is it Chris’s pick: Matthew Perry, who pairs up with Chris Farley in the pioneer buddy comedy Almost Heroes! This week, Brandon finds the best place in his home for a Chris Farley painting; Chris brings us more insane stories; Brian is the king of transitions; and Ashley’s Chipmunk Theory pulls through yet again! BTW: Fun field trip stories! Starring: Matthew Perry, Chris Farley, Eugene Levy, Lisa Barbuscia, and Kevin Dunn Directed by Christopher Guest FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 18, 2021 · 1 hr 36 min
THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011)
EPISODE 22 – THE THREE MUSKETEERS (2011) March Mattness drags on with Brian’s pick: Matthew Macfadyen in Paul W. S. Anderson’s 2011 opus, The Three Musketeers! This week, Brian fumbles with his pop filter; Chris reverse engineers Shakespeare; Ashley wrecks all of our 21stbirthday stories; and Brandon keeps us apprised of Dumas BS. BTW: Find yourself in a jam? Just add mass and velocity! Starring: Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson, Logan Lerman, Milla Jovovich, Mads Mikkelsen, Christoph Waltz, Orlando Bloom, Gabrielle Wilde, and James Corden Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 11, 2021 · 1 hr 30 min
REIGN OF FIRE
EPISODE 21 – REIGN OF FIRE March Mattness continues with Brandon’s entry: Matthew McConaughey in 2002’s dragon apocalypse epic, Reign of Fire! This week, Brian gets a new best way to make an entrance; Ashley hides out at the last Kinko’s; Chris finds the worst person on Amazon; and Brandon advocates eating ash. BTW: Christian Bale stars in Rent of Fire! Starring: Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Izabella Scorupco, Gerard Butler, Scott Moutter, and David Kennedy Directed by Rob Bowman FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Mar 4, 2021 · 1 hr 28 min
STUCK ON YOU
EPISODE 20 – STUCK ON YOU We kick off March Mattness with Ashley’s submission: Matt Damon in the Farrelly brothers conjoined twin comedy Stuck on You! This week, Chris gets an intervention; Brandon punishes his friend with Epic Movie; Ashley talks about the grossest line ever; and Brian just wants it to END!!!!!!!! BTW: A troubling amount of troubling cameos! Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Eva Mendes, Wen Yann Shih, Ray “Rocket” Valliere, Terence Bernie Hines, Seymour Cassel, and Cher (as herself) Directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 25, 2021 · 1 hr 29 min
CUBAN FURY (ft. Krista Stauffer of Speak Easily)
EPISODE 19 – CUBAN FURY The Amber Seals wrap up Rom Com Month with a little help from Krista Stauffer of the Speak Easily Podcast! This week, Chris chauffeurs for Micky Dolenz; Brandon develops a car crash fetish; Ashley reveals why she owns bowling shoes; Brian pitches his Broadway mixtape; and Krista comes out of her comfort… box? BTW: What if Ian McShane’s character was played by Tommy Wiseau? Starring: Nick Frost, Rashida Jones, Chris O’Dowd, Ian McShane, and Olivia Colman Directed by James Griffiths FOLLOW US: Speak Easily Podcast (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/speak-easily-with-krista-stauffer/id1446908410) Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://www.brianhorne.com) Support the show
Feb 18, 2021 · 1 hr 24 min
ELLA ENCHANTED
EPISODE 18 – ELLA ENCHANTED Good news, everyone—Ashley has officially joined the podcast as a full-time Amber Seal! Bad news, everyone—Brian made us watch the disastrous 2004 adaptation of the classic novel Ella Enchanted! This week, Brandon reads fantasy personal ads; Brian unveils his Moira Rose impression; Chris has a bad time at Bonnaroo; and Ashley breaks the rules of the Movie Game. BTW: Huck Finn wasn’t even a dog in the book! Starring: Anne Hathaway, Hugh Dancy, Cary Elwes, Aidan McArdle, Joanna Lumley, Lucy Punch, Jennifer Higham, Minnie Driver, Eric Idle, Steve Coogan, Jimi Mistry, and Vivica A. Fox Directed by Tommy O’Haver FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Feb 11, 2021 · 1 hr 22 min
MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND
EPISODE 17 – MY SUPER EX-GIRLFRIEND Good news everyone—Brandon is finally cancelled! It’s all thanks to his troubling Rom Com Month pick: My Super Ex-Girlfriend! This week, Brian considers mid-air coitus; Chris discovers his life is an Ivan Reitman movie; and Brandon comes up with sexy accountant puns! BTW: We demand a spin-off film about Uma Thurman’s sassy shark friend! Starring: Luke Wilson, Uma Thurman, Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard, Rainn Wilson, and Wanda Sykes Directed by Ivan Reitman FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Feb 4, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
TWO WEEKS NOTICE
EPISODE 16 – TWO WEEKS NOTICE We kick off Rom Com Month with the movie of a thousand plots: Two Weeks Notice! This week, Brian emerges from his film crypt with his ink and quill; Chris gives his Yelp review of Coney Island; Ashley recommends Christian romance novels; and Brandon determines whether or not the word “dab” is hot. BTW: The Fart-Asses/Amber Seals/Trash Watch Gang are officially Team Monke! Starring: Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, Alicia Witt, David Haig, Dana Ivey, Robert Klein, and two disgraced former presidents Directed by Marc Lawrence FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Jan 28, 2021 · 1 hr 19 min
THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE
EPISODE 15 – THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE Show favorite Ashley returns to the podcast to discuss the creepy, racist, high-pitched nightmare that is The Chipmunk Adventure! This week, Brian is the Jon Arbuckle of Jon Arbuckles; Brandon discovers mind-blowing information about the Chipette’s parentage; Ashley turns traitor; and Chris is as mad as hell and he’s not gonna take it anymore! Plus: We announce our upcoming theme months! (Shout-out to The Stephen Queens podcast for the inspiration: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-stephen-queens-podcast/id1527179109) Starring: Ross Bagdasarian Jr., Janice Karman, Dody Goodman, Susan Tyrrell, Anthony De Longis, Frank Welker, Ken Sansom, and Nancy Cartwright Directed by Janice Karman FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Jan 21, 2021 · 1 hr 10 min
ROCK-A-DOODLE
EPISODE 14 – ROCK-A-DOODLE The Trash Watch Boys ride a hope chest down an adequate pipe to get away from this week’s baffling disaster: Rock-a-Doodle! Experience excessive narration, an ambiguous timeline, and a chorus of owls in this animated almost-movie that will leave you saying, “I’m a[ll] furry!” Plus: Meet Jebediah Flick—Amish Moving Picture Critic! Starring: Phil Harris, Glen Campbell, Eddie Deezen, Toby Scott Ganger, Christopher Plummer, Charles Nelson Reilly, and Ellen Greene Directed by Don Bluth FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Jan 14, 2021 · 1 hr 17 min
PAYCHECK
EPISODE 13 – PAYCHECK Brandon has done it again, serving up a nonsensically fun action film that dares to see just how many Chekhov’s Guns it can cram into two hours. Journey to the far-off future of 2007, where subway trains run at a crawl, big corporations destroy the world, and the government straight-up murders people—y’know, pure science fiction! Anyway, a man is pushed. Plus: Aaron Eckhart gives performance notes. Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Paul Giamatti, and Colm Feore Directed by John Woo FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show
Jan 7, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
NOW AND THEN
EPISODE 12 – NOW AND THEN WARNING: This episode is extremely horny and NSFW. Happy New Year from Trash Watch and special guest Ashley Woodard! Join us as we discuss a heartfelt yarn about friendship, double murders, labyrinthine newspaper articles, and a whole buncha sex talk. Grab some chicken and spiked lemonade and sit back for our take on this coming-of-age story that’s a lot more then than now. Plus: The Trash Watch Boys get a new nickname! Starring: Christina Ricci, Thora Birch, Gaby Hoffmann, Ashleigh Aston Moore, Rosie O’Donnell, Melanie Griffith, Demi Moore, Rita Wilson, and Devon Sawa Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter FOLLOW US: Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast) Twitter (@trashwatchcast) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatchpodcast/) Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com) Listen to Brian’s music at (https://soundcloud.com/brianbhorne) Support the show