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Three Off The Tee

The podcast that doesn’t take golf too seriously

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  • S1 · E16
    Yesterday · 36 min

    Episode 16: Chinese Orders, GOAT Putts & ISIS Scrimping on Green Fees

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, the boys open up by breaking down all the madness from the Internet Invitational—specifically all the unbelievable drama that unfolded on day two! 🏆📱 Plus, we react to the bizarre moment on the PGA Tour where two pros somehow managed to play each other's balls directly out of a bunker... amateur hour at the highest level! 🤦‍♂️⛳ Over in Course Court, we tackle a massive debate: Would you rather be a top 20 PGA Tour player or a top 20 YouTube golfer? ⚖️🎥 The answers prompt some absolutely ridiculous claims and a heated discussion on money,fame, and lifestyle. In Confessions from the Woods, a listener writes in about a cheapskate mate who forced them to scrimp on green fees by sneaking past the clubhouse—only to get semi-caught by the club pro on the 18th hole... 🤫😬 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Our weeks in golf… Gollum made it into American Golf. 10:21 - Internet Invitational recap & Day 2 drama 📱🏆 19:10 - Course Court: Top 20 PGA Tour Pro vs. Top 20 YouTube Golfer? ⚖️🎥 27:24 - Confessions from the Woods: Sneaking past the clubhouse to dodge green fees 🤫 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #InternetInvitational #PGATour #YouTubeGolf #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E15
    October 29 · 37 min

    Episode 15: Brazilian Models, Buggy Brigade and a Lift Home From Tiger

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, the lads use 13 year old Ojaswini Saraswat's Ladies European Tour success to discuss what they were doing at a similar age... including a mind-blowing childhood tale from Olly 🤯 The arrival of autumn golf inspires Kieran's suggestion of some new rulings on the subject of balls lost in the leaves 🍂 Over in Course Court, Judge Rob presides over whether buggies have a place in golf, or whether they are just for lazy Americans ⚖️🛒 In Confessions from the Woods, a senior listener writes in with his concerns about his retired wife's recent foray into the world of golf 🤫👀 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Intro 00:38 - Teenage habits and autumn golf suggestions 18:14 - Course Court: Are buggies only for lazy people?? ⚖️ 25:42 - Confessions from the Woods: How do I stop my wife gatecrashing my boys' golf day? 🤫 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #GolfTrip #RideHerCup #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E14
    October 22 · 32 min

    Episode 14: The Paralympics, Second Ball Eagles & A Boozy Golf Trip

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, Olly breaks down his recent lads' golf trip where he took on the heavy responsibility of being European Captain in their annual "RideHer Cup"! Unsurprisingly, staggering amounts of alcohol were consumed, leading the boys into a heated debate: Does heavy drinking actually ruin a golf trip, or is it the whole point? 🏆🍺 Over in Course Court, the boys step into the courtroom to rule on a delicate mental health vs. rules debate: Should you ever give a mate leniency during an official handicap qualifying round to help their mental state, or do the rules of golf come first? ⚖️🧠 In Confessions from the Woods, one of our resident gimps writes in with a dilemma—should he confront a mate who he blatantly caught cheating, or keep his mouth shut to preserve the peace? 🤫👀 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Olly's "RideHer Cup" recap & do boozy golf trips ruin the actual golf? 🍺🏆 00:32 - Second ball eagles & weekend highlights 🦅 18:14 - Course Court: Rule-bending for a mate's mental health vs. official handicaps ⚖️ 25:42 - Confessions from the Woods: Should you confront a mate who blatantly cheats? 🤫 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #GolfTrip #RideHerCup #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E13
    October 15 · 39 min

    Episode 13: Oscar Pistorius, Adidas Predators, and a Naked Jon Rahm

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, the boys catch up on another huge week in golf. Rob officially breaks into single figures as his handicap drops, while Olly feels like his game is heading in the complete opposite direction... 📉. Plus, the boys discuss a 4-man scramble they played to try and smash an unknown course record! 🏆 In The World of Golf, we dive into Jon Rahm leaving LIV Golf and the electric Spanish flair of Sergio Garcia (plus the mental thought of Rahm playing golf completely naked) 🇪🇸👀. Over in Course Court, the courtroom convenes for a timeless amateur rule debate: Should you ALWAYS play the ball as it lies, no matter how ridiculous the lie is? ⚖️⛳ In Confessions from the Woods, our "Chief Gimp" features for an unprecedented SECOND time! He writes in asking the boys to settle an argument: Who is actually the better golfer between him and his mate? 🤫 Finally, we wrap things up with Zero to Ten, where the boys rank the best and worst playing partners you can possibly get paired with! 📊✨ Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Rob's single-figure handicap, Olly's decline & breaking the scramble course record 🏆 14:41 - The World of Golf: Jon Rahm leaving LIV, Sergio Garcia & Spanish flair 🇪🇸 20:16 - Course Court: Should you ALWAYS play as it lies? ⚖️ 27:39 - Confessions from the Woods: Chief Gimp returns to settle a debate 🤫 35:31 - Zero to Ten: Ranking playing partners from 0 to 10 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #JonRahm #SergioGarcia #LIVGolf #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E12
    October 8 · 45 min

    Episode 12: Gladiator, Post-Rage Clarity and Wild Bat Attacks

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ The lads are fresh off the plane from their epic golf trip to Tunisia 🇹🇳! This week's main focus is their brutal 54-hole competition across North Africa, featuring everything from impressive birdies to wild animal encounters and full-on, three-man head loss... 🤬💥 Over in Course Court, the boys step into the courtroom to settle a debate inspired by their North African escapades: Is it ever acceptable to concede a 12-foot putt? ⚖️📏 In Confessions from the Woods, we show some empathy for a listener who suffered a bitter, heartbreaking experience at the hands of the handicap system 🥺💔. Finally, in The World of Golf, we recap all the drama from the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship at Carnoustie and St Andrews! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏌️‍♂️ Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Intro: Welcome back! 🎙️ 00:44 - Our week in Tunisia: 54 holes, animal attacks & three-man head loss 🇹🇳🤬 26:51 - Course Court: Is it ever acceptable to concede a 12-foot putt? ⚖️ 32:57 - Confessions from the Woods: Handicapping system heartbreak 🥺 37:56 - The World of Golf: Alfred Dunhill Links recap at Carnoustie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #DunhillLinks #GolfTrip #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E11
    September 24 · 35 min

    Episode 11: Schindler's List, Wax Strips & Night Time Practice Swings

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, the boys catch up on their week in golf. Olly has officially relapsed and gone back to being a fade guy, Gonz surprisingly started enjoying Stableford competitions, and Rob went full rogue by pulling driver out of the bunkers... 💣⛳ Over in Course Court, the boys step into the courtroom to settle an age-old amateur golf debate: Is having "all the gear and no idea" actually a bad thing, or are people just hating? ⚖️🛍️ In Confessions from the Woods, things get weirder than ever as a self-proclaimed gimp writes in to share a story about his mate who somehow always manages to find his lost balls in the deepest rough... suspicious or pure magic? 🤫👀 Then, we lock in our Bet Builder for the upcoming Alfred Dunhill Links Championship 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, before closing things out with Zero to Ten, where the boys rank the absolute best and worst rounds of golf humanly possible! 📊✨ Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - The Introduction 04:18 - The Boys' Week: Fade transformation, enjoying Stableford & driver from bunkers 💣 08:15 - The World Of Golf 20:19 - Course Court: Is "All The Gear & No Idea" actually a bad thing? ⚖️ 25:16 - Confessions from the Woods: The mate who magically finds every ball in the rough 🤫 28:36 - Alfred Dunhill Links Championship Bet Builder 🏆 31:00 - Zero to Ten: The best & worst rounds of golf possible 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #DunhillLinks #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E10
    September 18 · 35 min

    Episode 10: Knockers Out, Putting Yips and Down the Mines Pulling Your Pipe

    Episode 10: Knockers Out, Putting Yips and Down the Mines Pulling Your Pipe ⛳🏌️‍♂️ Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, the boys catch up on their week in golf. Gonz is currently battling a severe case of the putting yips, while Rob and Olly have been clocking up the miles traveling across the country, and the world! ✈️🚗 In The World of Golf, we talk about Sydney Sweeney (because, obviously...), dive into Team Europe’s huge win at the Solheim Cup, and react to Shane Lowry’s incredible, dominant performance at the Irish Open. 🏆🇪🇺 Over in Course Court, we settle a crucial golf etiquette debate: Is it ever okay to let your bad mood ruin the round for everyone else in your group? ⚖️🤬 In Confessions from the Woods, we receive a hilarious submission that hits way too close to home for Olly... 🤫 Finally, we recap our near-miss on the weekly bet builder, before wrapping things up with another round of Zero to Ten rating iconic golfing moments! 📊✨ Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your verdicts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - The Boys' Week: Gonz's yips & travels with Rob and Olly ✈️ 11:19 - The World of Golf: Sydney Sweeney, Solheim Cup victory & Shane Lowry's win 🏆 23:43 - Course Court: Does a bad mood ruin the round for the group? ⚖️ 27:55 - Confessions from the Woods: A story that hits a bit too close to home for Olly 🤫 31:40 - Bet Builder near-miss & Zero to Ten: Rating golfing moments 📊 💬 JOIN THE GIMPS Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #SolheimCup #ShaneLowry #IrishOpen #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E9
    September 10 · 31 min

    Episode 9: The USA Collapse, a Horny Dong & Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ We kick off this week catching up on what the boys have been getting up to off the course. Rob spent some quality time escaping on a quiet country retreat 🧘‍♂️, Gonz jetted off to Portugal for his future (potential, maybe?) brother-in-law's stag do 🇵🇹🍻, while Olly continued his unmatched run of heartbreaking headloss by losing his annual tournament on the very last hole... classic Olly! In The World of Golf, we deep-dive into the incredible Walker Cup miracle where Team GB&I pulled off an outrageous comeback against the heavy-favourite Team USA! 🏆🇺🇸 Over in Course Court, the boys step up to settle a classic club debate: Is unsolicited advice ever acceptable on the golf course, or should players keep their swing thoughts to themselves? ⚖️🗣️ In Confessions from the Woods, a listener submission all the way from Malaga leaves the boys completely speechless... you do not want to miss this one! 🤫🇪🇸 Plus, after completely messing up the dates for the Solheim Cup last week, we introduce a brand new segment: Zero to Ten! 📊✨ Drop a comment and let us know what you think of it, what you would change, and what you would like us to discuss next! Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and as always leave your thoughts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Welcome back! Country retreats, Portugal stag dos & Olly's 18th-hole heartbreak 💔 09:22 - The World of Golf: The USA Collapse & GB&I's Walker Cup miracle 🏆 16:00 - Course Court: Unsolicited swing advice—helpful or punishable offence? ⚖️ 21:41 - Confessions from the Woods: The Malaga story that left us speechless 🤫 27:08 - Brand New Segment: "Zero to Ten" (Fixing our Solheim Cup blunder!) 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #WalkerCup #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E8
    September 4 · 32 min

    Episode 8: Unsolicited Swing Tips, 52 Points & A Gimp In A Wardrobe

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ The boys are FINALLY all back in the studio together! After weeks of Rob working away, it feels so good to be back under the same roof. Gonz and Olly recap their recent trip to a Creator event in Newcastle, which was unbelievable fun, right up until the winner handed in an absurd card of 52 points... absolutely ridiculous! 🤯 Plus, the lads share their experience playing at the Centurion Club thanks to Xavier, where they recreated the iconic Good Good video! (If you haven't seen our version yet, head straight over to our socials 📸). In The World of Golf, we dive back into the fallout surrounding Good Good and Callaway as high-ranking people get sacked, giving our unfiltered opinions on the situation 💣. We also talk about how boring the PGA Tour's end-of-season format has felt, only to realise our exact ideas for fixing it might actually be what the Tour is rolling out! 📊 Over in Course Court, things get ridiculously heated between Gonz and Olly. The case on trial: Should Stableford points be scrapped completely ? ⚖️🤬 In Confessions from the Woods, we receive a story so far-fetched that we're pretty sure it's our first time being lied to by a listener... A 10-year-old secret emerges, but the boys are not buying it, he definitely cheated! 🤥🤫 Finally, we wrap up the Golf Fantasy League to see if Olly holds on to claim the season title, before looking ahead to the massive, action-packed Solheim Cup weekend! 🇪🇺🇺🇸 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and leave your verdicts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Back in the studio! Newcastle Creator event & 52 Stableford points?! 🤦‍♂️ 02:15 - Playing Centurion Club & recreating the Good Good video ⛳ 11:52 - The World of Golf: Good Good sackings & fixing the PGA Tour's end-of-season 💣 16:50 - Course Court: Should Stableford be scrapped? (Kieran vs. Olly HEATED debate) ⚖️🔥 21:27 - Confessions from the Woods: Did our listener just lie to us about a 10-year-old secret? 🤥 26:31 - Golf Fantasy League finale & Solheim Cup preview 🏆🇪🇺 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #CenturionClub #GoodGood #PGA Tour #SolheimCup #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E7
    August 27 · 28 min

    Episode 7: Adverts in Afghanistan, Dirty Cheats & Tyrrell Hatton Breaking Free

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ The remote setup continues as Rob calls in from France 🇫🇷! In his absence, Gonz and Olly headed down to the pristine Centurion Club for the YouTube Creator Cup, a phenomenal event where Olly got his very first taste of life as a touring pro (even if his team featured an actual, legitimate professional golfer) 🏆. In The World of Golf, the boys unpack Good Good’s recent collaboration with Callaway and why it turned into a monumental mess for everyone involved 🤦‍♂️. Plus, we discuss the brewing turmoil around LIV, Tyrrell Hatton’s controversial walk-out song, and how Scottie Scheffler somehow remains in contention for Player of the Year despite only having two wins on the board 📊. Over in Course Court, the courtroom convenes to settle an iconic debate: Does a hole-in-one on a par-3 course actually count as a real ace? 📏⚖️ In Confessions from the Woods, a listener reveals the moment he caught his own partner blatantly cheating during a high-stakes 2v2 match, he didn't own up to it in the moment, but did they go on to win?! 😬🤫 Finally, we wrap up with our Golf Fantasy League! Shock horror, Olly is still leading the pack. Can Gonz or Rob catch him, and can the group land a single correct prediction before season is over?! 📈🏆 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and let us know your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Remote Recording! Rob in France & YouTube Creator Cup at Centurion Club 🇫🇷 06:45 - The World of Golf: Good Good x Callaway mess, LIV's future & Tyrrell Hatton’s song 🎵 13:34 - Course Court: Does a Hole-in-One on a Par-3 course count?! ⚖️ 19:18 - Confessions from the Woods: Caught his 2v2 partner cheating... 😬 24:47 - Golf Fantasy League: Olly's lead continues & weekend predictions 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #CreatorCup #GoodGood #LIVGolf #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E6
    August 20 · 35 min

    Episode 6: Genghis Khan, Slow Play, and Crab Walking To Your Car

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ We're working from anywhere as Rob's off in Sweden! On this weeks episode the Gimme Gimme Boys share all the details on their exciting new collaboration with Manors Golf, while Gonz reflects on a rather unique golf day where he got a little too up close and personal with the over 60s & 70s prostates… 😳 In The World of Golf, we break down the shocking news and rumors surrounding LIV Golf potentially shutting down (and whether we would have made the jump if offered the money - obviously we all would!), plus we give massive credit to Jack Whaley after his incredible win at the U.S. Amateur! 🏆 Then, court is back in session for Course Court as we rule on two crucial golf debates: Should slow players face actual on-course punishments? 🐢 Should practice swings be banned completely? 🙅‍♂️ Over in Confessions from the Woods, things take a turn for the absolute worst. We receive another utterly wild bathroom horror story that leaves Gonz seriously questioning Olly's choice in friends... (Please, we beg you, send us fewer poo stories! 💩🙏). Finally, we check in on the Golf Fantasy League, where Gonz finds himself sitting right at the bottom of the table once again. 📊📉 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and leave your verdicts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Rob’s back! Catching up, Manors collab & over-60s prostate talk 🦀 08:27 - The World of Golf: Is LIV closing down? & Jack Whaley’s U.S. Amateur win 🏆 17:11 - Course Court: Slow play punishments & banning practice swings ⚖️ 23:28 - Confessions from the Woods: An unhinged bathroom story (stop sending these!) 💩 31:51 - Golf Fantasy League: Gonz hits rock bottom again 📉 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #USAmateur #LIVGolf #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E5
    August 13 · 34 min

    Episode 5: Phil Schofield, Jurassic Park and a Full Time Melt

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ In this week's episode, Gonz, Olly, and Rob kick things off in The World of Golf by dissecting Charley Hull’s hilarious fake £100,000 scratchcard prank on her caddie. While we thought it was top-tier banter, the media naturally did what they do best and tried to cancel the whole thing! 🤦‍♂️ Next, we step into Course Court to rule on two massive debates affecting weekend golfers everywhere: Is it ever acceptable to wear a plain t-shirt on the golf course? 👕 What actually constitutes a "good golfer"? (Spoiler: It’s not just about the handicap!) ⚖️ Over in Confessions from the Woods, we tackle two brilliant listener submissions: A golfer whose mate completely refuses to respect basic etiquette and keeps walking all over everyone's putting line 🦶⛳ A heartbroken friend whose golf buddy got into a new relationship and instantly abandoned the weekly 18 holes 💔🚗 Finally, we wrap up with our Golf Fantasy League picks as we head into the FedExCup Playoffs! Can anyone catch Olly, or is he running away with the leaderboards for a second straight week? 📈🏆 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your Course Court verdicts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Welcome back! Some questionable topics in our own weeks… 🦕 07:11 - The World of Golf: Charley Hull’s caddie prank & media overreaction 🃏 13:52 - Course Court: Are t-shirts on the course ever okay? 👕 18:34 - Course Court: What actually defines a "good golfer"? ⚖️ 22:57 - Confessions from the Woods: The mate who steps on every line 🦶 25:31 - Confessions from the Woods: Ditching the lads for a new relationship 💔 29:32 - Golf Fantasy League: FedExCup Playoffs picks & Olly’s lead 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E4
    August 6 · 26 min

    Episode 4: Donald Trump, Gimmes and One Pound Fish

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ We kick off this week's episode with absolute disbelief at the handicap system after learning someone won a tournament with an outrageous 51 Stableford points... safe to say the system is officially broken! 🤯 In The World of Golf, Gonz, Olly, and Rob dive into the results from the AIG Women's Open before breaking down the headline story that Donald Trump has somehow claimed his 40th club championship title 🏆🇺🇸. Over in Course Court, the boys deliver a damning verdict on iron head covers (are they ever acceptable? 🤢) before getting into a heated debate on gimme etiquette—just how long is too long for a gimme putt? 📏⛳ In Confessions from the Woods, we hear from a dad who is currently trying to repair his marriage after brutally beating his young son on the 18th hole... hey, a win is a win! 😬💔 Finally, we look ahead to this weekend's PGA TOUR action at the Wyndham Championship! With Olly holding a massive lead in the Golf Fantasy League, a desperate Gonz resorts to making up his own rules on the fly to salvage his season. 📈📊 Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and let us know your thoughts in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - 51 Stableford Points?! The handicap system is broken 🤦‍♂️ 05:20 - The World of Golf: AIG Women's Open recap & Donald Trump's 40th club championship 🏆 16:45 - Course Court: Iron head covers ON TRIAL & the rules of gimmes 📏⚖️ 28:10 - Confessions from the Woods: Beating his son on the 18th & saving the marriage 😬 39:30 - Golf Fantasy League: Wyndham Championship picks & Gonz's rule changes 📊 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #WyndhamChampionship #DonaldTrump #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • August 4 · 14 min

    Bonus Episode: Debates from The Majesticks Arms (LIV Golf UK)

    Welcome to a special bonus episode of Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ We’ve officially left the studio! Massive thanks to the team at Majesticks GC for inviting us down to LIV Golf UK at the JCB Golf & Country Club. We set up shop right inside The Majesticks Arms on the 9th hole to record our very first on-course podcast! In this quickfire 15-minute episode, Gonz, Olly, and Rob tackle three of the most fiercely debated topics in amateur golf: 1. Breakfast Balls: Essential weekend mercy or pure, unadulterated cheating? 🍳⛳ 2. Pre-Round Prep: Range session vs. putting green—where should you actually spend your 15 minutes before teeing off? 🎯 3. Backswing Chatter: Is talking in someone's backswing ever acceptable, and what punishment fits the crime? 🗣️🤫 Things get heated, debates get silly, and the atmosphere at JCB was unreal! Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your answers to these debates in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Live from The Majesticks Arms at LIV Golf UK! 🍻 02:16 - Debate 1: Are "Breakfast Balls" ever acceptable? 🍳 04:40 - Debate 2: Range vs. Putting Green before a round 🎯 09:43 - Debate 3: Talking in backswings & golf course punishments 🗣️ 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E3
    July 30 · 28 min

    Episode 3: Handicaps, God, and Sir Nick Faldo.

    Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ What a week it's been! Fresh off our trip to the JCB Golf & Country Club for LIV Golf UK, Gonz, Olly, and Rob are back in the studio to break down all the chaotic action on and off the fairway. In this episode, we recap everything at LIV Golf UK, from Lucas Herbert’s record-breaking performance to the party atmosphere at the Majesticks Arms, and whether God has much of an influence in sport… Then, we step into the courtroom for another heated session of Course Court, where we take on one of the most controversial debates in amateur golf: Should the handicap system be scrapped entirely? ⚖️ Things get wildly hilarious in Confessions from the Woods as we tackle two incredible submissions: Is it ever morally acceptable to cheat at a memorial charity match? 😬 The ultimate secret golfer who hides his golf kit in the work van so his wife doesn't find out he's slipping off for 18 holes! 🚗🤫 Finally, we check the leaderboard for our Golf Fantasy League to see who came out on top from our JCB picks, before looking ahead to the AIG Women's Open at Royal Lytham & St Annes as we make our predictions on who's lifting the trophy this weekend. Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your takes in the comments! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Welcome back! Life after LIV Golf UK at the JCB 🚜 04:17 - The World Of Golf - LIV, Faldo & God… 10:07 - Confessions from the Woods: Cheating at a memorial charity match?! 🤫 17:41 - Course Court: Should handicaps be officially scrapped? ⚖️ 23:59 - IG Women's Open Preview: Our picks for this weekend's winner 🏆 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E2
    July 23 · 30 min

    Episode 2: Cross-Dressing at the JCB for LIV Golf UK

    Episode 2: Cross-Dressing at the JCB for LIV Golf UK Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ Things have officially gone off the rails. After somehow going viral and doubling their follower count in a single week, Olly, and Rob going Gonz for Episode 2. In this action-packed episode, we break down our wild week, starting with a trip to the Scottsdale Golf event up at The Open. We dive deep Bryson DeChambeau's performance and questionRyan Fox’s shockingly calm victory celebrations. Things then take a dark, hilarious turn as we discuss the ultimate question: Who would (and wouldn't) you take money off in golf? 💰👀 Course Court convened again, inspired by Bryson's rules controversies at The Open, we put a classic amateur habit on trial: Is it ever okay to improve your lie on the golf course? ⚖️ In Confessions from the Woods, we read a horrifyingly relatable submission about a golfer getting caught severely short on the 11th hole 💩🌲. And finally, we take a look back at our abysmal Week 1 Golf Fantasy League picks before assigning player picks for LIV Golf UK at the JCB this weekend! Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and join us on the road to the JCB! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - It has all gotten a bit silly... 00:24 - Our Week In Golf: Olly & Rob double their followers after dressing up like women 📈 06:01 - Scottsdale Golf Event at The Open recap 08:35 - The World of Golf: The Open Championship: Ryan Fox’s quiet celebration & Bryson DeChambeau 13:35 - Moral Dilemmas: Who would (and wouldn’t) you take money off in golf? 15:33 - Course Court: Is improving your lie cheating? ⚖️ 20:39 - Confessions from the Woods: Caught short on the 11th hole... 😳 25:26 - Fantasy Golf League: Week 1 disaster recap & LIV Golf UK at JCB picks 🎟️ 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E1
    July 16 · 28 min

    Episode 1: Peeing At The 154th Open Championship

    Welcome to the very first episode of Three Off The Tee! 🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️🏌️‍♂️ We are three non-serious golfers tackling one incredibly serious sport. Meet your hosts: Gonz, our resident 1-handicap "pro" who has to carry the group; Olly, a 15-handicap comedian and viral content creator; and Rob, a 12-handicap actor/comedian who swings harder than a middle-aged couple trying to save their marriage. In this maiden voyage, we break down what's happening in our own chaotic golf worlds before diving into the biggest professional stories making waves across the globe. Then, things get highly controversial (and incredibly sanitary) as we launch our Course Court. The pressing legal matter on trial today: Is it ever actually okay to pee on the golf course? 💦 We also head deep into the trees for Confessions from the Woods, featuring a shame-inducing golf secret from Olly. Finally, we kick off our season-long Golf Fantasy League with a sweepstake on The Open Championship, and a high-stakes bet builder. Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and welcome to the club! 🔔 ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Welcome to Three Off The Tee! Meet Gonz, Olly, and Rob. 04:26 - Our Week of Golf: The latest from our own games. 06:46 - The World Of Golf: What's buzzing in the wider world of golf. 10:21 - Course Court: Peeing on the golf course ⚖️ 16:38 - Confessions from the Woods 🤫 22:25 - Fantasy Golf League: Building our first high-stakes accumulator of the season 🏆 💬 JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? 📩 Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com 📸 Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod 🎵 Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions If you’re enjoying the show, you’ll love our content on socials @threeofftheteepod. Thanks for listening! Olly, Rob & Gonz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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