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Three Off The Tee ยท August 13 ยท 34 min

Episode 5: Phil Schofield, Jurassic Park and a Full Time Melt

Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ In this week's episode, Gonz, Olly, and Rob kick things off in The World of Golf by dissecting Charley Hullโ€™s hilarious fake ยฃ100,000 scratchcard prank on her caddie. While we thought it was top-tier banter, the media naturally did what they do best and tried to cancel the whole thing! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Next, we step into Course Court to rule on two massive debates affecting weekend golfers everywhere: Is it ever acceptable to wear a plain t-shirt on the golf course? ๐Ÿ‘• What actually constitutes a "good golfer"? (Spoiler: Itโ€™s not just about the handicap!) โš–๏ธ Over in Confessions from the Woods, we tackle two brilliant listener submissions: A golfer whose mate completely refuses to respect basic etiquette and keeps walking all over everyone's putting line ๐Ÿฆถโ›ณ A heartbroken friend whose golf buddy got into a new relationship and instantly abandoned the weekly 18 holes ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿš— Finally, we wrap up with our Golf Fantasy League picks as we head into the FedExCup Playoffs! Can anyone catch Olly, or is he running away with the leaderboards for a second straight week? ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ† Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your Course Court verdicts in the comments! ๐Ÿ”” โฑ๏ธ TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Welcome back! Some questionable topics in our own weeksโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฆ• 07:11 - The World of Golf: Charley Hullโ€™s caddie prank & media overreaction ๐Ÿƒ 13:52 - Course Court: Are t-shirts on the course ever okay? ๐Ÿ‘• 18:34 - Course Court: What actually defines a "good golfer"? โš–๏ธ 22:57 - Confessions from the Woods: The mate who steps on every line ๐Ÿฆถ 25:31 - Confessions from the Woods: Ditching the lads for a new relationship ๐Ÿ’” 29:32 - Golf Fantasy League: FedExCup Playoffs picks & Ollyโ€™s lead ๐Ÿ“Š ๐Ÿ’ฌ JOIN THE COMMUNITY Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest? ๐Ÿ“ฉ Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.com ๐Ÿ“ธ Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod ๐ŸŽต Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod #ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back to Three Off The Tee! ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ


In this week's episode, Gonz, Olly, and Rob kick things off in The World of Golf by dissecting Charley Hullโ€™s hilarious fake ยฃ100,000 scratchcard prank on her caddie. While we thought it was top-tier banter, the media naturally did what they do best and tried to cancel the whole thing! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Next, we step into Course Court to rule on two massive debates affecting weekend golfers everywhere:


  1. Is it ever acceptable to wear a plain t-shirt on the golf course? ๐Ÿ‘•
  2. What actually constitutes a "good golfer"? (Spoiler: Itโ€™s not just about the handicap!) โš–๏ธ


Over in Confessions from the Woods, we tackle two brilliant listener submissions:


  1. A golfer whose mate completely refuses to respect basic etiquette and keeps walking all over everyone's putting line ๐Ÿฆถโ›ณ
  2. A heartbroken friend whose golf buddy got into a new relationship and instantly abandoned the weekly 18 holes ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿš—


Finally, we wrap up with our Golf Fantasy League picks as we head into the FedExCup Playoffs! Can anyone catch Olly, or is he running away with the leaderboards for a second straight week? ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ†


Hit that Subscribe button, turn on notifications, and drop your Course Court verdicts in the comments! ๐Ÿ””


โฑ๏ธ TIMESTAMPS


  • 00:00 - Welcome back! Some questionable topics in our own weeksโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฆ•
  • 07:11 - The World of Golf: Charley Hullโ€™s caddie prank & media overreaction ๐Ÿƒ
  • 13:52 - Course Court: Are t-shirts on the course ever okay? ๐Ÿ‘•
  • 18:34 - Course Court: What actually defines a "good golfer"? โš–๏ธ
  • 22:57 - Confessions from the Woods: The mate who steps on every line ๐Ÿฆถ
  • 25:31 - Confessions from the Woods: Ditching the lads for a new relationship ๐Ÿ’”
  • 29:32 - Golf Fantasy League: FedExCup Playoffs picks & Ollyโ€™s lead ๐Ÿ“Š



๐Ÿ’ฌ JOIN THE COMMUNITY

Have a golf crime that needs to go to trial? Or a shameful secret you need to get off your chest?


๐Ÿ“ฉ Submit your cases & confessions: threeofftheteepod@gmail.comย ๐Ÿ“ธ Follow us on Instagram: @ThreeOffTheTeePod

๐ŸŽต Catch the best clips on TikTok: @ThreeOffTheTeePod


#ThreeOffTheTee #GolfPodcast #TheOpenChampionship #GolfBanter #GolfLife #GolfConfessions



Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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