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The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

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theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com

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S1 · E11
May 3 · 1 hr 58 min
The Final Episode.
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 🎵 Copyrighted music licensed from Lickd. https://lickd.co The Scientist by Coldplay, https://t.lickd.co/l/VpYDOP33wJG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E11
April 24 · 46 min
How Would GEORGE CLARKE & MAX BALAGDE Spend £200M: Mukbangs, Moats and a 'Social Battery'
Description: This week, we’re joined by TikTok & Youtube sensations - the hosts of The Useless Hotline podcast - George Clarke and Max Balegde! So listen in as the duo dives into all the wildly unhinged ways they’d spend a £200,000,000 EuroMillions jackpot. From a time-traveling mukbang to cancel Henry VIII, to a spiteful loft conversion built solely to annoy Max with loud Pasodoble dancing, to the ultimate morning routine on the 10-minute “cleaner coaster” Subscribe and follow for new episodes every Friday!!! Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/ycyfv2fc On Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/4ths7ned On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/4d9k5457 On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/ykumd329 On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/yxyruujd Brought to you by EuroMillions from The National Lottery and Acast Creative ✨ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E10
April 19 · 38 min
BONUS EPISODE! End Of Tour Wrap Up!!!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E9
April 12 · 34 min
Tour Diary: Wild Stories from Australia and New Zealand
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 - Feeling like a mushy yogurt: opening reflections 00:12 - Tour update: halfway through Australia, Brisbane rooftop recording 00:40 - Aussie sounds: sirens, busy streets, and Melbourne-Melbourne crossover 01:30 - Youthful adventures: scooter rides in rain and birthdays in Auckland 02:50 - Wild Auckland stories: street fights, blood pools, and chaotic brawls 04:02 - New Zealand’s unique culture and stunning landscapes 05:10 - Sydney arrival: heat, traffic, and city impressions 06:45 - Australian food obsessions: yogurt, snacks, and food scene comparisons 07:55 - Meeting Robert Irwin: zoo visits, celebrity stories, and family legacy 09:20 - The passionate Irwin family and Steve Irwin’s legacy 10:50 - Fans, meet and greets, and the magnetic energy of live shows 12:30 - Funny stories of exotic encounters and local characters 13:45 - Reflections on the journey and plans to return to these incredible countries 15:00 - Wrapping up: gratitude for fans, upcoming shows, and future adventures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
March 15 · 49 min
The Boys Reflect On Final UK Tour Show, George Talks Japan Trip and Australia Tour NEWS!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Timestamps 00:00 - Introduction: Getting in the dark at Hobbiton and tour prep chaos 06:09 - Hobbiton vs. the Hobbits: Clearing up the Lord of the Rings lore 10:10 - Australia tour: Tickets, dates, and how to join the fun in Sydney, Melbourne, and more 15:01 - The UK tour highlights: dance routines, technical challenges, and character costumes 16:22 - Rehearsal stories: Spontaneous dance numbers, stage mishaps, and improvisation 19:08 - The chaos of stage blackouts and find-my-microphone moments 20:21 - Entertainment: Irish jigs, Miss Piggy costumes, and audience reactions 24:52 - Funny on-stage confessions and risqué moments, including Andrew’s comedy bits 26:20 - Travel tales from Japan and new adventures planned, including Disney and Pokémon 34:26 - Marathon journey: training snippets, race stories, unexpected injuries 40:10 - Theme parks: Queue horror stories, ride experiences, and comparisons across Japan and Florida 45:54 - The magic of Disney: Hidden details, park secrets, and fan dedication 50:00 - Final tour call-to-action: Tickets, gratitude, and upcoming shows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E7
March 1 · 36 min
Backstage SPECIAL Talking Tour Gifts From Fans, World Book Day And True Crime
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Setup 03:00 Life on Tour and Experiences in Bristol 06:04 Humorous Anecdotes and Stories 09:03 Discussion on Murder and Crime in Bristol 12:03 Reflections on Life and Morality 15:02 Plans for Break and Future Guests 18:00 Literary References and Fun Conversations 18:17 Celebrating World Book Day 24:39 Memorable World Book Day Costumes 30:01 The Impact of Water Parks 36:59 Gratitude for Fans and Experiences Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E6
February 20 · 39 min
The Boys Talk Live Show Chaos, George WINS Strictly and Andrew Tells Tour Stories!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 - Intro: Our tour journey and what to expect from this episode 00:20 - Hilarious tour start and Belfast dressing room chaos 02:18 - Tour highlights and strange fan encounters 04:10 - Strictly dance wins and the chaos around voting 05:50 - Funny school stories and learning disabilities on tour 07:45 - The drunken Irish night out and mishaps 12:05 - The epic night out in Newcastle gone wrong 14:10 - Stage antics and the drunken club appearance stories 18:20 - Audience antics, fan stories, and backstage surprises 22:18 - The mysterious "Chopped Cow" fanfic and ridiculous fan interactions 26:37 - Audience behavior, crowd engagement, and wildest moments 30:45 - General tour reflections, upcoming shows, and the travel chaos 35:42 - The differences between social media fans and live audiences 37:14 - Tour wrap-up, gratitude to fans, and future plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E1
February 8 · 49 min
The Boys React To The Epstein Files, The Grammy's and REVEAL Tour Plans
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Timestamps: 00:00 - Intro to the episode and what it covers 00:20 - Tour stories and hotel mishaps in Sheffield 02:08 - Woke up hair and quarantine-style hair struggles 04:13 - Sheffield city vibe and impressions from Max 05:22 - Tour logistics: number of stops and tour crowd size 06:42 - The mysterious "six or seven" quantifier and its cultural significance 07:48 - The viral "6, 7" meme and its generational reach 08:18 - Embarrassing fan cam moments at concerts 09:02 - The rules of on-tour games and the "Johnny Johnny" challenge 10:16 - Vito’s tour vlogs and dancing obsession 11:12 - Venue sizes: from Wembley to Palladium and ticket sell-outs 12:02 - Tour marketing strategies and ticket sales insight 13:08 - Meet and greet tickets and Bristol’s special spot in the tour 14:21 - Post-Nashville night out plans and fun clips from the tour 20:02 - The innovative PlayStation Portal device and upcoming Australian tour 21:32 - Australian media appearances and pronunciation struggles 22:28 - Anxiety over international impressions and speaking nerves 24:16 - Upcoming audio cues and halftime fun during the tour 26:01 - The game: "Does George care about this?" — pop culture topics quiz 27:15 - Grammys, Bad Bunny’s power move, and celebrity moments 28:44 - Nostalgia for iconic award show moments and Twitter rabbit holes 30:24 - Nicki Minaj’s controversial hand-holding and celebrity gossip 35:16 - The Jeffrey Epstein files: celebrity involvement and conspiracy theories 39:48 - The Kia Asylum metaphor explained—artists trapped in obscurity or success 41:16 - Debating whether Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry are "out" or "inside" the Kia 43:39 - The episode’s closing thoughts and the audience's role in sending dilemmas 47:18 - Final call for concise, funny audience stories and instructions 48:34 - Sign-off and excitement for upcoming shows and audience meetups Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E4
February 1 · 57 min
The Boys Discuss Nicki Minaj, Going To The Olympics and Cameo Days
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Nicki Minaj and Donald Trump: A Political Shift 03:00 Life in the Spotlight: Touring and Hosting Events 05:52 Olympic Aspirations: From Bobsled to Curling 09:06 Figure Skating and Curling: Behind the Scenes 11:59 The Evolution of Music and Celebrity Culture 14:57 The Price of Fame: Ticket Prices and Fan Reactions 17:58 The Changing Landscape of Rap and Rivalries 31:03 The Evolution of TikTok Personalities 34:58 Nostalgia for Viral Moments 38:53 The Rise and Fall of Internet Fame 41:01 The Business of Cameo and Monetization 56:51 Reflections on the Cameo Experience Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E3
January 28 · 49 min
Max and George Talk Traitors, Brooklyn Beckham and Birthday Party GONE WRONG!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline 05:02 The Traitors Experience 10:52 Game Strategies and Relationships 16:57 Reflections on the Traitors Show 25:24 Social Dynamics and Game Strategies 33:49 Celebrity Culture and Family Dynamics 41:35 Privilege and Public Perception 48:40 Upcoming Adventures and Promotions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E2
January 18 · 1 hr 13 min
Max FINALLY Reveals His Coming Out Story!!!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Coming Out Story 09:56 First Crush and Awkward Encounters 13:58 Audience Dilemmas and Disappointment 15:34 Pizza Delivery and Confusion 16:24 Exploring Identity on Grindr 18:45 The Moment of Truth: Coming Out to Mom 20:48 Facing Fears and Finding Acceptance 22:41 The Emotional Rollercoaster of Coming Out 24:57 Grandma's Support: A Heartwarming Moment 25:55 Feeling Like a Local Celebrity 27:50 The Strength Found in Coming Out 36:19 Stranger Things Season Four Spoilers 37:24 The Military's Role in Hawkins 38:48 Frustrations with TV Show Endings 42:45 The Impact of Glee and Other Shows 44:09 Convoluted Storylines in Glee 49:24 The Disappointment of Bad Endings 50:26 Pitch Perfect and Its Legacy 51:04 Strange Film Experiences 51:34 The 4DX Experience 55:31 The Era of 3D Films 58:02 Cinematic Revelations and Passes 01:00:11 Diving into Dune and Knives Out 01:01:25 Zootopia vs. Zootropolis: A Naming Conundrum 01:03:00 Reflections on the Strictly Tour 01:05:59 Reality TV Insights and Celebrity Anecdotes 01:09:02 The Future of Strictly: New Hosts and All-Stars Season 01:12:02 Closing Thoughts and Farewells Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S4 · E1
January 11 · 1 hr 13 min
Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions!
Reflecting on Strictly Finale and 2026 Predictions! Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Swinging into Predictions 05:02 Christmas Reflections and Generational Wealth 10:08 P Diddy and the Documentary Revelations 15:07 Pop Culture Predictions for 2026 23:23 Navigating Personal Expectations and Relationships 26:28 The Quirky World of UK Pantomimes 27:44 Reality TV: The Traitors and Its Social Commentary 41:15 The Future of Reality Shows and Predictions 47:33 Marvel's Evolution and Fan Reactions 48:50 Stranger Things Finale: Expectations vs. Reality 52:35 The Impact of Streaming on Content Creation 55:14 Predictions for American Politics and Global Events 56:58 New Year's Resolutions: Reflections and Aspirations 01:01:01 Engagement Talks and Relationship Dynamics 01:08:27 Betting on Reality Shows: Risks and Rewards Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E48
Dec 17, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale!
Alexis Warr & George Clarke REVEAL ALL About Strictly Finale! Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 Introduction & Holiday Spirit 02:57 Reflections on Performance & Competition 05:59 Life on Tour: Funny Stories & Behind the Scenes 08:59 Christmas Traditions & Family Celebrations 11:55 My Favorite Christmas Movies & Gifts 14:59 Disney Channel Nostalgia: Ranking the Shows 28:46 Childhood Favorites: Disney Moments 30:04 Ranking Iconic Disney Channel Shows 31:40 Most Memorable Disney Characters & Relationships 33:45 How Disney Shaped My Childhood 37:30 Strictly Come Dancing Journey 39:52 Favorite Strictly Moments 45:54 Reflections on Growth & Confidence 49:57 Final Thoughts & Future Plans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E47
Dec 11, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
George Clarke REVEALS His Dance For Strictly Semi Final!
Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: / @max_balegde George’s YouTube: / @georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... George’s Instagram: / georgeclarkeey George’s Twitter: / clarke13george 00:00 – Kicking Things Off + My TikTok Hot Take 03:02 – Wild Tour Stories & Behind-the-Scenes Moments 05:53 – How I Ended Up Dancing on Strictly (and What Went Down) 08:55 – TV Life: Live Shows, Chaos & Unexpected Moments 12:03 – Strictly Secrets: Food, Backstage Routine & More 15:03 – The Emotional Side of Performing (Yep, I Nearly Cried) 18:05 – What You DON’T See: Production Tricks & Crowd Reactions 29:26 – Handling Curveballs in Dance Competitions 32:43 – Public Voting: The Stress, The Drama, The Reality 35:11 – Dealing With Online Hate (and Staying Sane) 38:00 – How Content Creators Actually Shape These Shows 42:40 – More Strictly BTS: The Stuff Nobody Talks About 45:29 – How Dance Styles & Performances Have Evolved 51:26 – Where Content Creation in Entertainment Is Heading 56:40 – Why Good Partnerships Make or Break a Dance 01:01:10 – Looking Back: What the Whole Experience Taught Me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E46
Dec 3, 2025 · 48 min
Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly!
Max Balegde Reveals His Plans For Going On Strictly! Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHf... Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshot... Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotli... Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: / @max_balegde George’s YouTube: / @georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_... George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkee... Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igs... George’s Instagram: / georgeclarkeey George’s Twitter: / clarke13george Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Personal Updates 02:41 Strictly Come Dancing Insights 05:34 The Challenges of Competition 08:24 Behind the Scenes of Strictly 11:32 The Importance of VTs 14:27 Reflections on the Competition 17:23 Community Engagement and Support 20:17 Upcoming Performances and Predictions 23:14 Musical Week Excitement 26:06 Final Thoughts and Wrap-Up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E45
Nov 27, 2025 · 1 hr 20 min
Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. 'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.' Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 19, 2025 · 1 hr 18 min
George Responds to Judges Harsh Comments & Max Tells ALL About Stranger Things!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. 'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.' Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline 02:51 Fashion Choices and Personal Style 05:38 Health and Illness Experiences 08:34 Red Carpet Experiences and Celebrity Encounters 11:34 Stranger Things Premiere and TikTok Awards 14:22 Behind the Scenes of Celebrity Interviews 17:25 Live Stream Mishaps and Misunderstandings 22:29 Stranger Things and TikTok Fame 25:47 Reflections on Mental Health and Therapy 28:06 The Journey of Strictly Come Dancing 29:40 The Pressure of Competition and Performance 32:32 The Excitement of Blackpool Week 38:25 The Fun and Challenges of Dance 43:26 Celebrating Personal Milestones in Dance 50:41 Judging and Feedback in Dance Competitions 52:27 Exploring Iconic Venues 54:28 Anticipating the Australian Tour 56:17 Travel Plans and Excitement 58:00 Dilemmas of Daily Life 01:01:56 The Thrill of Gambling 01:03:37 Balancing Witchcraft and Love Life 01:04:19 The Gendered Perception of Magic 01:07:55 School Memories and Embarrassing Moments Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E43
Nov 13, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
Max & George Are Going... DOWN UNDER 🇦🇺
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Chapters 00:00 Introduction to the Useless Hotline 02:56 Hotel Room Shenanigans 05:59 The Evolution of Influencer Events 09:00 Memorable Experiences with Brands 13:36 The Sports Direct Event 14:51 Reflections on Past Experiences 17:21 Looking Back on Influencer Life 21:12 Dreaming of the Future 23:59 Nostalgia and Reflection 26:07 Touring Down Under 31:04 Strictly Come Dancing Journey 39:07 Emotional Connections in Dance 40:15 Creating Lasting Memories Through Performance 41:29 Raising Awareness Through Personal Experiences 42:23 The Anxiety of Premieres and Public Events 44:41 Reflections on Film and Adaptation 46:53 The Humor in Celebrity Encounters 48:46 The Joy of Reading and Personal Growth 53:08 Experiencing Hollywood Glamour 58:11 The Excitement of Future Interviews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E42
Nov 5, 2025 · 39 min
The Truth About George’s Song Choice’s & Max’s Vegas Disaster!
Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Discover student living that's more than a room with Student Roost. Visit studentroost.co.uk to find the room that's right for you. Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George 00:00 Kicking Things Off (and Dealing with Tech Chaos) 02:54 Health Scares and Random Life Struggles 05:49 Dance Outfits and Performance Disasters 08:37 Vegas Madness and Gambling Gone Wrong 11:23 What Gambling Taught Us (Yes, Really) 12:19 The Rollercoaster of Vegas Wins and Losses 15:24 Wild Encounters in Sin City 16:56 Celebrity Spotting — Our Brush with Fame 18:38 Beating Self-Doubt on the Strictly 20:49 The Pressure of Song Choice 24:02 Competition Life: Finding the Right Style 27:25 The Art of Moving Without Looking Weird 28:37 Dealing with Being Watched Constantly 29:32 When Privacy Isn’t Private Anymore 31:43 The Messy Morals of Paparazzi Culture 33:24 Meeting Fans and Feeling the Love 34:50 The Crumbl Cookie Situation Is Crazy 37:23 What’s Coming Next on The Useless Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S3 · E41
Oct 28, 2025 · 43 min
George Clarke shares thoughts on strictly scores...
Get tickets to our Now Hiring tour here: https://linktr.ee/nowhiringtour 'Betterhelp 👉 Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/TUH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy.' Join our Patreon!!! - https://www.patreon.com/TheUselessHotline Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline. Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift. Submit your queries/ dilemmas here: theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com OR Send a voice note to our Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= You can also listen here: Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news? Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 Instagram: https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Hosts Socials: Max’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@max_balegde George’s YouTube: https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke Max’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 George’s TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 Max’s Instagram: https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= George’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ George’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/Clarke13George Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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