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The Hard2Watch Podcast

Captain LAMOTU

The Hard2Watch Podcast is a variety show wherein Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk talk about all everything hard to watch, from reviewing terrible movies to telling insane true stories from history, roasting substandard human beings, subjecting themselves to the probing questions of cults, reviewing books, reading your bedtime stories and so much more! The duo has been making fun of the human condition together for over 30 years and now they invite you to share in the fun!

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S3 · E43
Saturday · 2 hr 11 min
143 - Beckman Part 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk continue to review the many beatings that John Wick for Jesus, Aaron Beckman takes at the hands of small women in part 2 of the action packed review of Beckman. This episode has not been edited for family viewing. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E42
August 22 · 1 hr 52 min
142 - Beckman Part 1
AMA Cap and The Monk! David A.R. White plays John Wick for Jesus in "Beckman" and it's once again Cap and The Monk's cross to bear to watch it and see why it sucks. Find out how they screwed up the first half of the movie today in part 1! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E41
August 16 · 1 hr 34 min
141 - Bunga Bunga! (Or A Black Face Black Eye)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Just prior to the outbreak of WWI a group of British University students decided to play a prank on the HMS Dreadnaught, a state of the art warship by putting on black face. This is their ridiculous story... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E40
August 1 · 1 hr 7 min
140 - Captain LAMOTU Vs The Last Of Us Season 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! Captain LAMOTU questions why bad writing persists in human society when we could choose quality entertainment, why no one has any fuckin sense in a writers room and takes Neil Druckman to task for thinking he can teach us a moral lesson when the only reasonable outcome to the aftermath of Joel Miller's death is bloody merciless revenge! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E39
July 18 · 1 hr 26 min
139 - Shark Side Of The Moon Part 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! We finish skinning this shark today and even mercury poisoning would have been more pleasurable than having to watch it. This Tubi original is brought to justice at last by listener request! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E38
July 11 · 1 hr 25 min
138 - Shark Side Of The Moon Part 1
AMA Cap and The Monk! If you thought that Sharknado was a good movie so you trusted the producers to bring that energy to the moon...get ready to be disappointed by Shark Side of the Moon. Cap is going to be pissed in this one, buckle up... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E37
July 4 · 1 hr 39 min
137 - The Presidents (Or 250 Years Of Follies)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Happy 250th Birthday Merica! Today we celebrate by talking about some of the lunatics that have governed the great nation of The United States of America. Fuck King George! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E36
June 27 · 1 hr 32 min
136 - Captain LAMOTU's Bedtime Tales VI (Or Sleeping Beauty Gets Ugly)
AMA Cap and The Monk! It's getting sleepy in here once again, so tuck yourself in and get ready to hear just how F'd up sleeping beauty was in it's original form as Cap tells you another book accurate bedtime tale! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E35
June 20 · 1 hr 19 min
135 - Roy Sullivan (Or Lightning Crashes)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Today The Monk tells us about the man who got hit by lightning the most times in recorded human history and Zeus is pissed yo! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E34
June 13 · 1 hr 56 min
134 - Deer Crossing Part 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! Deer Crossing gets brought to justice once and for all. Get ready to learn how one movie completely unravels into like 6 different movies in the final ten minutes of the goddamn runtime....this is why we live to drown our sorrows in the pumpkin water.... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E33
June 6 · 1 hr 38 min
133 - Deer Crossing Part 1
AMA Cap and The Monk! Today is the day that we finally see the release of part 1 of the H2Dub takedown of Deer Crossing. This show was originally recorded well over a year ago and Cap and The Monk still haven't fully recovered from the trauma of watching this horse tier movie. Now's your chance to finally get dragged down with us! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E32
May 30 · 1 hr 26 min
132 - Bond Theory (Or Random Rambles 8)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk talk show news, movie trivia, and Theories on Jimmithy Bond and more! Click the AMA link in the show notes and start asking questions! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E31
May 23 · 1 hr 3 min
131 - Waxing Philosophical (Or What to do With Your Junk)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and the Monk discuss the Bible and the philosophy of how to properly handle a body swap. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E30
May 16 · 1 hr 7 min
130 - The Year Of The Horse (Or A History Of Equine Inequity)
AMA Cap and The Monk! We find ourselves hopelessly trapped in another year of the horse. If things look bleak, there's a reason, and Cap is here to present some historical context to why every year of the horse is an absolute mess! Plus, some bagging on the flat earth kangaroos and more! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E29
May 9 · 1 hr 40 min
129 - H2Dub Vs Flat Earthers (Or Public School Failed You)
AMA Cap and The Monk! Today Cap and The Monk bring Flat Earthers to justice for their crimes against sanity and the basic understanding of math and physics...and Cap blames this mania on the year of the horse! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E28
May 2 · 1 hr 36 min
128 - Bells Of Innocence Part 3
AMA Cap and The Monk! The trilogy of terror that is The Hard2Watch review of Bells of Innocence concludes as we wrap up our chuck Norris Tribute Month! Find out if the story gets wrapped up in a coherent a satisfying way....spoiler alert, it doesn't. Plus Palm Beach Pete gets taken to Monk's court! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E27
April 25 · 1 hr 17 min
127 - Bells Of Innocence Part 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! Cap and The Monk are back to face off against Bells of Innocence again. A Horrible Horror movie, question mark? Horrible yes, horror movie? Maybe in the loosest sense. Plus is the mysterious octopus getting added to that Hard2Watch animal rouges gallery?! Find out today! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E26
April 18 · 1 hr 55 min
126 - Bells Of Innocence Part 1
AMA Cap and The Monk! Chuck is back and this time he's fighting ghosts or something in a modern day old west town, question mark? Buckle up boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are taking down a so-called Christian "Horror" film allegedly starring Chuck Norris! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E25
April 12 · 1 hr 42 min
125 - Forest Warrior Part 2
AMA Cap and The Monk! In part 2 of Chuck Norris's Forest Warrior we find out just how dangerous these woods kids can get as well as what happens when a man is willing to murder a bear to take his bear wife, plus what happens when a mini Monk luchas too close to the sun! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)
S3 · E24
March 28 · 1 hr 14 min
124 - Forest Warrior Part 1
AMA Cap and The Monk! Roundhouse kicking off Chuck Norris memorial month, H2Dub tackles Chuck Norris in Forest Warrior. Here's a story about the murder of a mountain man, his subsequent murder of multiple animals to steal their life energy and powers, a little girl who is having a psychotic break, a logging company, and...Animorphs, question mark? Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

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