The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'

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Sunday · 1 hr 50 min
Episode 524 - Dick on The Real Real Ghostbusters
The 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit, shoplifters vs. drones, and a man steals money from honest hoes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
September 7 · 1 hr 44 min
Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas
A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
August 31 · 1 hr 33 min
Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins, and Manny Muskets takes a while girl to Red Lobster; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
August 23 · 2 hr 4 min
Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning
Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not drowning, GTA 6 leaks, immigrant pamphlets in the UK, and Orange Julius; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
August 16 · 2 hr
Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester
Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
August 10 · 1 hr 51 min
Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito
The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my neighborhood, the Joker stops a mass shooter, and advice for a guy with no friends; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
August 2 · 1 hr 51 min
Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League
Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at opening day for the Women's Professional Baseball League, creepy robots, and Belgium pays two Black guys to dance around with their weiners out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
July 20 · 1 hr 43 min
Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG
A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
July 13 · 1 hr 52 min
Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief
A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
July 6 · 1 hr 44 min
Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts
Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
June 29 · 1 hr 51 min
Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover
A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show
June 22 · 2 hr 6 min
Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid
A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a woman eats the entire food pyramid; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
June 8 · 2 hr 2 min
Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades
Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to thank everyone for ten years of content; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
June 1 · 1 hr 51 min
Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment
Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and when to beat your kids; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
May 25 · 1 hr 57 min
Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song
A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
May 18 · 2 hr 2 min
Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer
TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice, Mixtape, data centers, Kars 4 Kids, and the fight over Charlie Kirk's everlasting soul; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
May 11 · 1 hr 39 min
Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media
The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the remains of the Titanic sub idiots, and movies about women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
May 4 · 3 hr 11 min
Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs
Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt of the year, red button vs. blue button, "Goyslop" and other hate speech, World War Eleven, high-testosterone men and consensus, cars that watch you, and Netenyahu NOT dropping bombs on a school; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
April 20 · 1 hr 57 min
Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common
Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Nazi search tools, EMF gene manipulation, EBT ends and 7-Eleven goes out of business, spending too long in prison, and Black people have funeral cardboard cutouts; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!
April 12 · 2 hr 13 min
Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises
Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Chinese builders, Canada's new identity soup, a Denmark race-mixing ad, a wedding weekend with no spouse, OnlyFans advice, and a new firmware update for women; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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