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The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?'

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  • 28 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 2 hr 1 min
  • English
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  • October 15 · 1 hr 26 min

    Episode 527 - Dick on Fat Ghosts

    A Halloween wreath, Raffi hidden songs, a Bob Ross apology, man vs. tiger, some ethnic-theme ghosts, a Lena Dunham jump scare, Down Syndrome Halloween books for kids, mistaken identity on the plane, frat parties are canceled, and the Breaking Bad guy kills himself; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • October 7 · 2 hr 1 min

    Episode 526 - Dick on Late Payments

    My frigerator stops running, an all-women execution squad, the Cornell Seven, cloud gaming, the League of Women Voters, Vivek tries to pick up a kid, Post Partum Psychosis, and extra schizo voicemails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

  • September 27 · 2 hr 4 min

    Episode 525 - Dick on Crappy Horses

    Retaking a bad picture, a bunch of cowboy stuff, murrlogic calls in about his living situation, and fat women at puppet shows; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • September 13 · 1 hr 50 min

    Episode 524 - Dick on The Real Real Ghostbusters

    The 9/11 baseball game I was almost at, death by chatbots, TV-ESG warning, the Lindsay Clancy trilogy ends with a lynching, inappropriate infomercials, an ancestor in Detroit, shoplifters vs. drones, and a man steals money from honest hoes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • September 7 · 1 hr 44 min

    Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas

    A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoot a baby donkey, RayRay, Clippa, and Johnny Rocket call in about the release of SUPERKILLERs and to claim Vito's Booty; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • August 31 · 1 hr 33 min

    Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto

    Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Halloween costume apology season begins, and Manny Muskets takes a while girl to Red Lobster; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • August 23 · 2 hr 4 min

    Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning

    Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Donuts, some caller advice on not drowning, GTA 6 leaks, immigrant pamphlets in the UK, and Orange Julius; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • August 16 · 2 hr

    Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester

    Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, the female OJ, the WNBA has a meeting, Gen Z is sports gambling for retirement, doctors working for free, and some complaints about voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • August 10 · 1 hr 51 min

    Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito

    The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low income housing, a Podesta painting in my neighborhood, the Joker stops a mass shooter, and advice for a guy with no friends; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • August 2 · 1 hr 51 min

    Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League

    Morrocans invade Spain, defensive testicle architecture, Olympics tickets, ruining the Happy Birthday Song, the end of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, the National Anthem at opening day for the Women's Professional Baseball League, creepy robots, and Belgium pays two Black guys to dance around with their weiners out; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

  • July 20 · 1 hr 43 min

    Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG

    A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female athletes, free communist babysitting, drive-by hatespeech, and aliens vs. demons; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • July 13 · 1 hr 52 min

    Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief

    A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for geriatrics; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

  • July 6 · 1 hr 44 min

    Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts

    Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, and a new Weight Watchers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • June 29 · 1 hr 51 min

    Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover

    A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

  • June 22 · 2 hr 6 min

    Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid

    A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop", and a woman eats the entire food pyramid; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • June 8 · 2 hr 2 min

    Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades

    Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down, Sikhs circle the wagons after Henry Nowak, and Madcucks calls in to thank everyone for ten years of content; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • June 1 · 1 hr 51 min

    Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment

    Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and when to beat your kids; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • May 25 · 1 hr 57 min

    Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song

    A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on *** wiping, the crystal people of Los Angeles, how much money Boomers saved, a case for Door Dash, and I am too fat; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

  • May 18 · 2 hr 2 min

    Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer

    TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and women's MMA, the Skeletor voice, Mixtape, data centers, Kars 4 Kids, and the fight over Charlie Kirk's everlasting soul; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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