Teal Report

George Hand

Teal Report is a podcast created by a fan for the fans of the San Jose Sharks who compete in the National Hockey League.

In each episode I lookback on each month that has taken place in the current regular season, We also on the show run down the month’s fixtures of our AHL affiliates the San Jose Barracuda and take a look around the Western Conference to see if our fellow rivals have anything newsworthy for us

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101 episodes
Updated Sep 18, 2025

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Dec 9, 2020 · 1 hr 31 min
3.3 That's 2020 Part 2
2020 is almost out of sight but before we leave behind the worst year of our lives I thought we'd look back on how the league's return to play plan went down back in the summer and let me tell you guys I can't believe how much opinion I had on this despite the fact our Sharks didn't have to play infact there's so much to discuss we've had to split the episode into two parts... In Part 2 we start by getting topical as I feel I need to say something about the mini boycott that took place affecting the second round and we also look back on the snooze fest that was the Conference Finals and Stanley Cup Final 2020
Dec 8, 2020 · 1 hr 31 min
3.3 That's 2020 Part 1
2020 is almost out of sight but before we leave behind the worst year of our lives I thought we'd look back on how the league's return to play plan went down back in the summer and let me tell you guys I can't believe how much opinion I had on this despite the fact our Sharks didn't have to play infact there's so much to discuss we've had to split the episode into two parts... In Part 1 we look back on how the Round Robin stages, the Qualifying round and Round 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs plus to end this first part I've got a little suprise to everyone involved with the St.Louis Blues that will have you in stitches!!!
Nov 6, 2020 · 24 min
3.2 Last Year's Stats
With COVID19 disrupting Season 2 and forcing us to cancel the finale episode there was one particular segment we never got to do and that was to digest over the statistics of the 2019/20 season for our San Jose Sharks... So instead, we're going to do it now as let's face it nothing else is going on right now is there, so get ready to relive the stats of the 2019/20 season featuring the good, the bad and the downright ugly
Oct 13, 2020 · 52 min
3.1 Live on YouTube
Oh what a blast we had doing a live YouTube show of the Teal Report podcast as Season 3 begins in the most unusual of fashions but that is what happens when you're a seasonal show and the thing you need to make episodes isn't happening at least for another three months!!! But unlike the bozos in charge of the National Hockey League we here at Teal Report have adapted to the current climate as explained in the show also we have a very much needed catchup so have fun listening and make sure to keep safe Also you can watch our YouTube version of the episode by visiting my official YouTube channel George Hand and whilst you're there don't forget to click the subscribe button, thank you If you would like to relive our live show you can do so by following this link - https://youtu.be/DIQrw2nULN0
Sep 9, 2020 · 1 min
Season 3 trailer
Teal Report Season 3 is almost finally here and we're kicking off with not only an extra episode in October but also a live premiere show on my YouTube channel which you'll be able to view here - https://youtu.be/DIQrw2nULN0 Catch up on every episode from both Season 1 and 2 by following this link - https://anchor.fm/tealreport
Apr 9, 2020 · 1 hr 5 min
2.6 That Sinking Feeling
Well, well, well since we last met the world imploded and unfortunately whether we're being responsible or not about it COVID19 is all we can talk about right now as in what became the unofficial finale for Season 2 we have an unusual episode for you split into three parts... In Part 1 we round up the timeline of events that led to the situation we're curently in for the Sharks & the league In Part 2 it's the lookback section in where we look back on the few games that did take place in March 2020 In Part 3 I give my opinion on what could and should happen next for the National Hockey League and how this negatively impacts our beloved Sharks I guess for now this will be it until Season 3 which will begin in October 2020 with a special premiere episode as I talk about my plans to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of our beloved San Jose Sharks, until then keep safe and take care of your wellbeing
Mar 3, 2020 · 27 min
2.5 Game Fifty Eight
Well the title says it all as it took fifty eight games for the San Jose Sharks to record their first shut out win of the 2019/20 campaign in a month which saw injuries and departing vets as the mad GM chose to make even more barmy descisions which this loyal sharks fan still can't get his head around however we won't dwell on it too much on this show that's for sure. Also on the show we have a first for the Pacific Watch as we look back to see how our neighbours in the south LA Kings took on the Colorado Avalanche in the 2020 Stadium Series matchup that took place in Denver.
Feb 14, 2020 · 30 min
2.4 Roaring Twenties
It's the start of a brand new decade for the San Jose Sharks and it was a very mixed bag for the team not just in terms of results but another major injury would make a very big impact going forward. Also on the show in our first Pacific Watch of the 2020s decade we try to dissect if Arizona Coyotes newest howler Phil Kessel has been able to help improve their chances going forward
Jan 3, 2020 · 39 min
2.3 Harshest of Winters
Well where do you start to describe a month that everybody would like to forget the fans, players, coaching staff and indeed S.J. Sharkie himself as after a amazing November for Team Teal this month was full of near misses, blowout losses and a much needed coaching change implemented but in my opinion that's only half of the problem sorted with so much still needing to take place to turn things around. Due to Sharkie not getting inducted into the 2020 class of the Mascot Hall of Fame I had to rush this edition of Pacific Watch to get it done on time ready for the programe so Canucks fans you'll have to forgive me here as your team is this show's topic for the segment!!!
Dec 13, 2019 · 48 min
2.2 Meddling Monkeys
What a month that was for the Sharks who needed a big boost and they got it in a major home stand as they only had to travel four times and got to spend the majority of the month in SAP Center, it wasn't all rosy however as you'll see throughout the episode. Over on the Pacific Watch tempers flare as the league's own official twitter account caused a bitter row that made the Sharks-Golden Knights rivalry a thousand times more toxic than it already was!!!
Nov 1, 2019 · 53 min
2.1 What's Up Doug?
With having to go back and forth on various episode titles shows just how an uphill this season will be especially when your general manager Doug Wilson gives away key star players and doesn't bring any in return, but here in San Jose we will learn to rise above it and carry on with business as usual in what was a turbulent first month of 2019-20 On a lighter note our friends from Anaheim debut a new alternate jersey that looks surprisingly familiar in the first Pacific Watch of season two.
Oct 11, 2019 · 31 sec
Season 2 trailer
The 2019/20 season for our San Jose Sharks is just around the corner and the Teal Report podcast is ready for another year and we are continuing right where we left off to provide you a fan's opinion as at the end of the day it's what the fans think that matters... So get ready as Season Two of Teal Report starts in November 2019!!!
May 7, 2019 · 1 hr 16 min
1.7 First Finale
Well here we are it's our massive first season finale which looks back on the final three regular games of the 2018/19 season for our Sharks and then we have for you guys a lengthy preview of what will be an epic first round matchup against the Vegas Golden Knights before rounding of our first year as a podcast with a bang!! Thank you all for listening, keep spreading the word and until Season 2 which will be available from November 2019 from all of us here at Teal Report have a great summer
Apr 14, 2019 · 40 min
1.6 Two Halves
The crucial month of the year was pretty much a game of two halves which could be used to describe this edition of the show as the team started strongly but after Winnipeg wipes out a key member of our team for the second year in a row it proved to be an injury that we couldn't recover from!! Also this episode contains the final Pacific Watch of the season as the segment won't be featured for the finale but don't worry it's a good one as we compare James Neal's stats for Calgary against his previous two seasons (Once again Edmonton Oilers fans sorry that your team wasn't featured at all this year, try again next season!!)
Mar 14, 2019 · 33 min
1.5 O'Canada
In the words of the great Arisa Cox "You can and you will" something that we applied on that great Canadian road trip and its also something that should be in the back of the team's minds going forward!! It wasn't all Canadian related though as the Sharks made big trade deadline moves and closed out the month on a sketchy eastern road trip However regarding this episode's Pacific Watch you're going to have to listen to the show to see who's under the spotlight this time (here's a clue though its one of our Canadian divisional rivals)
Feb 4, 2019 · 32 min
1.4 You're an all star
Sometimes in show business things can change at the last minute and that's exactly what happened when I decided to instead to record a special episode highlighting everything that happened at this year's All Star Weekend instead of including it in this episode. So what do you get in Episode 4 well we look back on what had been a golden month for the San Jose Sharks so far in the 2018-19 season despite there being a few bumps in the road The new Pacific Watch item now focuses on the big topic in the league right now which is what the hell has happened to the Anaheim Ducks!!!
Jan 29, 2019 · 41 min
2019 All Star Weekend Special
The 2019 NHL All Star Weekend took place in San Jose between the 25-26th January and in this special edition of Teal Report we look back on what has no doubt been a special and spectacular event for SAP Center In this special edition we look back at some of the firsts that was featured at this year's event and recap on all of the competitions that took place, even the mascots get their very own mention in this show. And of course a big congratulations to our very own SJ Sharkie for winning Most Valuable Mascot!!!
Jan 8, 2019 · 38 min
1.3 Back 2 You
After a murky November for our team the final month of 2018 was able to raise our spirits as this episode looks back on December for our San Jose Sharks which was full of back to backs Over on the Pacific Watch we go behind the statistics as with the Coyotes being forced to move divisions when Seattle arrives in 2021 we see who Arizona's done better against Central or Pacific teams
Dec 15, 2018 · 21 min
1.2 Challenge DeBoer
It's a bit of a passionate episode this one as November 2018 proved to be a very tricky month for our Sharks with the main problem being the lack of challenging goals a big fat issue!!!! Meanwhile on the Pacific Watch our old rivals LA Kings provide two topics for the price of one
Nov 21, 2018 · 16 min
1.1 And We're Off
Here we go with the first ever episode of Teal Report, This month's episode sees us look back over the first month of the 2018/19 San Jose Sharks season. Also on the show the Vegas Golden Knights provide entertainment in a really hilarious way in the first installment of Pacific Watch Hope you enjoy listening!!!