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Teal Report

George Hand

Teal Report is a podcast created by a fan for the fans of the San Jose Sharks who compete in the National Hockey League.

In each episode I lookback on each month that has taken place in the current regular season, We also on the show run down the month’s fixtures of our AHL affiliates the San Jose Barracuda and take a look around the Western Conference to see if our fellow rivals have anything newsworthy for us

  • 101 episodes
  • Updated Sep 18, 2025

Episodes101

  • Nov 9, 2021 · 2 hr

    4.3 The New Matrix

    As the title says the National Hockey League has entered a brand new world and the way we do things at Teal Report has shaken up too as the first month of the San Jose Sharks season took everyone by surprise but they're still on a learning curve that's for sure... In this edition we look back on October's fixtures for both the San Jose Sharks and the San Jose Barracuda and our middle section is revamped as Pacific Watch becomes Westwatch as we share our thoughts on the first month for the Seattle Kraken, rant about the billionth aliternate jersey for the Los Angeles Kings and run down the confirmed candidates so far for Beijing 2022 Don't forget dear listeners you can get involved too by sharing your thoughts by getting in touch with us at our official email tealreportpodcast@gmail.com it would be lovely to hear from you and we might read out your message on the show

  • Oct 12, 2021 · 1 hr 39 min

    4.2 Preseason

    Before puck drops on the 2021/22 season there's just enough time for us to hold the first ever preseason show of the Teal Report podcast and oh my are you in for a treat dear listeners... As well as looking back on all of the preseason action I'll also be making predictions for the year ahead with regards to our Sharks, the Kraken and the Pacific Division as a whole Just a reminder whatever you do don't hold me to these predictions as chances are some of them might not happen!!! Don't forget you can also share your thoughts for the year ahead by getting in touch via the show's official email - tealreportpodcast@gmail.com we would love to hear from you!!!

  • Oct 5, 2021 · 28 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - Welcome to the Tank

    On this day in 1991 the Sharks played their first ever home game in their first home of the Cow Palace against the Vancouver Canucks however we also talk about the first ever home game in SAP Center that took place on October 14 1993 against the Calgary Flames

  • Sep 6, 2021 · 1 hr 40 min

    4.1 Turn The Tide

    As the Sharks prepare to turn the tide in their favour we kick of the new season of the Teal Report podcast with a catch up on everything that's happened over the summer... Also on the show we explain how the Beijing Olympics will have an impact on our show Don't forget we would love to hear from you our dear listeners so get in touch with us via the show's official email at tealreportpodcast@gmail.com

  • Aug 24, 2021 · 40 sec

    Season 4 trailer

    As the song says "A change is gonna come" and that change has indeed arrived but only time will tell if it's for the good... No matter what though Teal Report will be here to guide you every step of the way and this year you can get in on the action too as we want to hear from you Get in touch by emailing us at tealreportpodcast@gmail.com and make sure to put Teal Report at the start of your email

  • Aug 8, 2021 · 1 hr 15 min

    3.X3 Westworld

    In the final special to round off Season 3 as a whole we look back on how each of our division rivals in the 2020/21 West Division fared in their respective campaigns... You can also watch each section on my official YouTube channel or by following these following links... LAK - https://youtu.be/CJpdceCgurY STL - https://youtu.be/koWGzE0OjBU ANA - https://youtu.be/Xb_rNBs9iYs MIN - https://youtu.be/j9PBr4vYkJ0 COL - https://youtu.be/KezY8TkEFj8 ARI - https://youtu.be/8L-5F2lPHTY VGK - https://youtu.be/1qFuxepQDIo

  • Jul 28, 2021 · 1 hr 23 min

    3.X2 Seattle Draft

    The 2021 Expansion Draft for the Seattle Kraken has now taken place and whilst Seattle may have passed up the oppertunity to add some major stars to the roster I assemble the mascots to join me to digest all thirty picks team by team... Rewatch our live stream right here - https://youtu.be/BE6AL_k-WjA

  • Jun 29, 2021 · 52 min

    3.X1 Cuda Playoffs 2021

    Whilst the Sharks may not have gotten any playoff action this year the Barracuda were on the other hand treated to a very rare and special kind of tournment as the AHL's Pacific Division were the only ones to elect to hold a postseason to crown it's division champion And so on this special edition of Teal Report we look back on the AHL Pacific Division Playoffs 2021 from the very begining with the Play in which we outrightly won all the way through to the Condors crushing Henderson's dreams (ha ha!!!)

  • Jun 5, 2021 · 25 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - Donskoi Raises the Roof

    On this day in 2016 the Sharks won their first ever game in the Stanley Cup Finals beating the Pittsburgh Penguins in overtime to give them some form of hope in the series

  • Jun 1, 2021 · 1 hr 43 min

    3.9 Farewell Arizona

    This is it folks we've made it through the end of a tough season and whilst today is our season finale there's still plenty more to come on Teal Report Season 3... On today's show we lookback on the final month of the season for both the Sharks and Barracuda and then take a look at the statistics for the 2020/21 San Jose Sharks season Also on the show we have a surprise Pacific Watch which I use to talk more on how we're going to take this podcast forward as we look to the future as we try to build our fan engagement not just this podcast but my GDH Sounds brand as a whole, as well as that I let out everything I felt the NHL did wrong during this season because of the pandemic and SJ Sharkie joins me as we say a farewell to Arizona who are about to start a new life in the Central Division Finally we look back on all the amazing work we've done on Season 3 which I am so proud of how we've taken this podcast further which I look to build on as we head into Season 4 which will begin Fall 2021 Keep safe my fellow Sharks & Cuda fans ad I'll see you in the summer for our three special shows where we will look back on the The AHL Pacific Division playoff tournament, the West Division as a whole and have a live show looking back on the Seattle Kraken's expansion draft, so make sure you're subscribed to the podcast so you won't miss out when those specials drop into the podcast oceans Don’t forget you can now get in touch with us if you have any thoughts on the Sharks season or have a question you'd like us to try and have a go at answering then email us at tealreportpodcast@gmail.com, we would love to hear from you my fellow Teal Town supporters THANK YOU!!!!! Links to our YouTube segments NHL21 COVID Issues - https://youtu.be/kODtaqMjmlQ Farewell Arizona - https://youtu.be/JzlR-exLP2E Thank You Listeners!!! - https://youtu.be/82m5jSEFZbM

  • May 25, 2021 · 20 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - We're Going to the Finals

    On this day in 2016 history was made as after defeating the St.Louis Blues in Game 6 of the Western Conference Final the Sharks punched their ticket to the Stanley Cup Final

  • May 7, 2021 · 1 hr 10 min

    3.8 Patty's Crown

    Well April became the new March as the sharks went on a massive slump and are now officially out of this year's playoffs but that's in my opinion a good thing as this year's format would have seen us have to most likely play Vegas and then potentially Colorado so I'd rather watch with intrigue this year and then make a run at it in 2022 There was however some good news to celebrate and that was our very own Patrick Marleau breaking the all time record for most games played in the National Hockey League with his 1768 game being played in Vegas on April 19 2021 and I have got a special short tribute to start our show Also there's some exciting news for the Barracuda in this month's Cuda Corner and the St.Louis Blues finally give us a segment for the West Division Pacific Watch and then we round off the show with our final Anniversary segment as we reveal my all time favourite playoff games from our San Jose Sharks

  • Apr 12, 2021 · 1 hr 8 min

    3.7 Kurtis Fights, Erik Bites

    We're back with another live edition of the Teal Report podcast and this time we look back on the month of March which provided us with a lot of drama mostly good a little bit of bad and some downright ugly officiating, also before we get properly started I blow off some steam on Erik Karlsson's whining and have my mind blown at Darryl Sutter's harsh words on one of Calgary's future hall of famers... Also on today's show as well as looking back on the month of March for our sharks, Frenzy joins me for a very special live edition of Cuda Corner which gets gatecrashed by a certain canadian We then round up the show with a very special Anniversary segment looking at the sharks hall of famers and the Anaheim Ducks provide the West Division Pacific Watch another first that you will have to tune in to find out!!! If you would like to relive our live show you can do so by following this link - https://youtu.be/iE7HJVsyfYQ

  • Mar 12, 2021 · 36 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - Sharkie Stuck

    On this day in 1999 poor S.J.Sharkie suffered a incident when during his pregame rountine he got caught up in the rafters!!!

  • Mar 9, 2021 · 1 hr 34 min

    3.6 Martin Yay, Devan Nay

    My oh my what a month this has been for so many reasons we finally came back home to California but the dangers of COVID19 still followed us as one player was put on the NHL's Protocol list and in this month's show I have my say on how the league has treated us Sharks throughout this pandemic so far... Also coming up on the show after blowing off some much needed steam we look back on the month of February as the big question on who to trust in net is starting to swing in favour of Martin Jones then on the West Division Pacific Watch it's two for one as Minnesota and Vegas are featured and by coincidence both their features involve Colorado Over at Cuda Corner it's been a more difficult month for our younger siblings as AHL hockey returned but complications from other teams affected their schedule in more ways than one Finally as part of our 30th Anniversary Segments this year I talk about which teams I wouldn't mind to see the Sharks host or visit if our team is lucky to go back Outdoors again!!!

  • Feb 21, 2021 · 31 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - Levi's

    On this day in 2015 the Sharks went outdoors for the very first time as they hosted the Los Angeles Kings in the 2015 Stadium Series

  • Feb 12, 2021 · 1 hr 30 min

    3.5 310 Days Later

    After over 300 days sharks hockey is finally back as we knew it would which also means it's time to bring back the segements that help to make the Teal Report podcast what it is as the Lookbacks & Pacifc Watch returns even if they will feel different this year Not only will we be looking back on the Sharks first month of the season in the West Division we also in our brand new Cuda Corner segment look at how the San Jose Barracuda's exhibition games went down On our first Pacific Watch of the season Colorado make it all fun and games as they provide me some nostalga and teach me about a video game that I definately hadn't heard of before Finally we conclude with our first Anniversary Segment as part of the Sharks 30th Anniversary as I talk about how I picked the Sharks as my team back in 2009 and how you can use my tips to pick your NHL team if you haven't already done so

  • Jan 28, 2021 · 31 min

    Thirty Years of Teal - Hardest Working Fish

    On this day in 1992 we saw the birth of the greatest mascot of all time and has been a vital member of the San Jose Sharks organisation ever since it is of course our very own S.J.Sharkie!!!

  • Jan 8, 2021 · 2 hr 6 min

    3.4 Jampacked

    Oh my god what a jampacked episode we've got and I'm not talking about the raspberry kind as hockey is just around the corner and so before the puck drops in the West Division for 2021 there's just enough time to give my thoughts on the format for the 2021 NHL season... Also on the show we talk about the new cash cow scheme the league will be launching this year and I have a go at making some preseason predictions (just don't hold me to them) Finally to wrap up the show I explain what the remainder of Season 3 will look like now that the Sharks are finally heading back out on the ice for the first time since being in Chicago on March 11 2020