TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can.

Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew's neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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#4815
Yesterday · 1 hr
#4815 Wood You Beave Me Alone?
Luke joins the show from his future home of Stowe, Vermont, where he made friends with a woodchuck yesterday. Or maybe it was a beaver. Or was it a muskrat? Plus, Andrew's dreamscapes are expanding to include TBTL listeners, and that seems like a dangerous game.
#4814
Monday · 1 hr 41 min
#4814 Tussin Up A Storm
Luke is in Vermont after learning that Florida's lawnmower races aren't really about lawnmowers anymore. Meanwhile, Andrew is toughing out an old fashioned head cold -- they likes of which he hasn't had in a long, long time.
#4813
Friday · 1 hr 24 min
#4813 Beats By Drew
Luke and Andrew finally catch up on this week's exciting Seahawk's Seahawks game and, of course, the State Of The Text Thread. Meanwhile, Luke is in Orlando, where his concierge is catching him up on the latest King of the Hill happenings. And Andrew engages in some *light* larceny during the show.
#4812
Thursday · 1 hr 12 min
#4812 Who Is Your Crawdaddy And What Does He Do?
Luke is on his way to Florida, but before he catches his flight, Andrew has him take the New York Times' dialect quiz to see how well the data can pinpoint where Luke is from.
September 9 · 1 hr 18 min
#4811 And Asimov Wept
Andrew found himself shocked halfway through a conversation with someone whom he *thought* was a sales rep yesterday. Plus, he and Luke are more and more amped for the new Nathan Fielder documentary about Elizabeth Holmes.
#4810
September 8 · 1 hr 3 min
#4810 Fair Enough
Luke discusses how his love of sitting intersected with his trip to the Oregon State Fair yesterday…and how a Red Dawn-esque dance routine killed the vibes. Plus, Andrew announces several upcoming Ten meetups in the latest installment of the TBTL Community Calendar.
#4809
September 7 · 52 min
#4809 Audio Dysmorphia
Luke and Andrew both had public appearances scheduled for Friday, and they check-in to find out how everything went. Plus, Luke's gearing up for a fun Labor Day at the fair. And Nathan Fielder reveals a new documentary he's been secretly working on. Photo: "Root vegetables" by Alex Lomas
#4808
September 4 · 1 hr 29 min
#4808 There Are Three Kyles Inside You
Luke is doing stand up comedy in front of thousands of people tonight, and he is very nervous on a number of levels. He and Andrew discuss the damage that human urine is causing on Mt. Everest -- and whether or not that also applies to their own backyards.
#4807
September 3 · 1 hr 35 min
#4807 Bikumon Barista
Andrew is excited to reconnect with his and Luke's former colleague on the radio tomorrow. Luke is enjoying his new iPod more than he thought he might. And they're both trying to use MapQuest after Google Maps (once again) fails to have any integrity under the Trump regime.
#4806
September 2 · 1 hr 20 min
#4806 A Slurp Of Seattle
Luke bought something off the TikTok store that is both exciting and -- if he's being honest -- not particularly useful. Andrew has an update on the Seattle grocery bagging competition after accidentally doing some journalism yesterday. And they discuss the music rights case between Stella Lefty and Noah Kahan -- and how the internet is reacting.
#4805
September 1 · 1 hr 24 min
#4805 The Legend Of Bagger Walsh
Andrew is frustrated in his attempts to track down the details of a local grocery bagging competition. He also got a discount on the biggest sausage ever sold west of the Mississippi. Meanwhile, Luke is getting a lot of heat in the comments section of a TikTok video. And a listener offers great advice on washing machine maintenance.
#4804
August 31 · 1 hr 29 min
#4804 Three Bros, Jaboting It Up!
Jon joins the show so he and Luke can open the special packages that listener Summer sent to them. Plus, Luke is obsessed with the story of a scammer who convinced his victims that he was a professional NFL player. Jon highly recommends the new show Lanterns, while Luke highly recommends the old show Bored to Death. And Andrew explains how his kitchen almost caught fire over the weekend.
#4803
August 28 · 1 hr 26 min
#4803 A Murder Of Grapes
The seasons are juuuust beginning to change, and Luke and Andrew have differing feelings about that. Plus, Andrew is 5 months into dog ownership and is now ready to start doling out advice. And Luke has to solve a pizza shop-related mystery in order to win an argument with his daughter.
#4802
August 27 · 1 hr 48 min
#4802 The Terraced Watch List
Luke and Andrew discuss how they are the polar opposites when it comes to home ownership. Luke has also been catching up on Hard Knocks and really enjoying it. Meanwhile, Andrew is playing dangerous games with his computer drivers. Photo by Fabrice Floren
#4801
August 26 · 1 hr 31 min
#4801 Aye Aye Aye Don't Know About That
Luke and Andrew discuss all the coverage they've been seeing and hearing about Dolly Parton and how it's touching and inspiring them. They also talk about Luke's uncomfortable relationship with the 2026 Seattle Mariners and an uncomfortable moment Andrew had at the ballpark the other night.
#4800
August 25 · 1 hr 13 min
#4800 The Dispeptic Podiatrist
Jon joins Luke and Andrew for a special "Save the Date" announcement regarding TBTL's 5000th episode celebration. They also celebrate the fact that they're officially better podcasters than Megan and Harry. And they learn the incredibly sad news that Dolly Parton passed away at age 80.
#4799
August 24 · 1 hr 46 min
#4799 The Dishwasher That Won The War!
Luke accidentally found himself staying in a hotel with ties to a cult. He and Andrew also discuss some of Mitch Hurwitz's lesser known projects and a Richard Dreyfus vehicle that should have never, ever seen the light of day. And Luke has found a way to look at life through rose-colored glasses; All he had to do was purchase special glasses.
#4798
August 21 · 46 min
#4798 Let's Go Budden
Luke and Andrew review Forbes' top twenty list of the highest paid podcasters. They are not on the list. Yet.
#4797
August 20 · 1 hr 19 min
#4797 Dereliction Of Doody
TBTL Friendo Phyllis "P-Fletch" Fletcher joins the show to talk sandwiches, invasive medical procedures, and Andrew's secret desire to have a pedicure in an underground location. Plus, listener Carolyn sends in some TBTL archival tape that ended up being quite prescient, and Andrew proves to be the hero that he's always considered himself to be.
#4796
August 19 · 50 min
#4796 Hot-Button Tissue
Luke and Andrew discuss their dislike of people using foul language in text, only to edit themselves with asterisks. They also hear from listeners who want to weigh-in on Andrew's tissue issue. And Luke receives a TBTL pitch that's just too good to ignore.

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