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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  • Avg 1 hr 14 min
  • English

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  • #377
    April 8 · 1 hr 9 min

    377: BrokeChella

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/ stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Trevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting. 0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking 9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless) 9:40 - AD 19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk 21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber” 21:18 - AD 31:27 – First Chipotle experience 34:17 - AD 36:20 – Portion vs shake debate 45:30 – Quesarito 52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking 59:36 – OJ chase breakdown 01:01:00 - AD 01:11:00 - Sock Talk 01:15:11 - Secret Sock Thanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast Lumi Gummies lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month BlueChew Gold bluechew.com Buy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKS Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free daily greens per box (new subscribers) Cash App Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

  • #376
    April 1 · 1 hr 11 min

    376: Buzzer Beat...off

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept 02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice 03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion 05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare 15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story) 17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion 25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate 29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea 34:00 – Flashbang 36:30 – Glory hole 39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys 50:40 – First documented glory hole 01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH 01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcast ShipStation shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKS GLD gld.com Get 50% off with code SOCKS Factor factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF Golden Nugget Online Casino goldennuggetcasino.com/promos Use code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply

  • #375
    March 25 · 1 hr 2 min

    375: Mormon Madness: Bachelorette vs. Chair

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: BetterHelp, PrizePicks, ShipStation, GameTime, and Mint Mobile for sponsoring the podcast BetterHelp betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month PrizePicks prizepicks.com Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play ShipStation shipstation.com Use promo code SOCKS GameTime Download the GameTime app Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Mint Mobile mintmobile.com/socks Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Plans start at $15/month

  • #374
    March 18 · 1 hr 7 min

    374: Measuring the Big Arch

    The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

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