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Stellar Firma

Rusty Quill

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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  • Dec 23, 2024 · 3 min

    Announcement: 2024 Holiday Update from Rusty Towers

    Holiday announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall wrapping up an exciting 2024 ahead of an exciting 2025! We hope you have an excellent New Year! Transcript Links: Merch masterlist: www.rustyquill.com/support Jon and Martin perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/collections/all/products/jon-and-martin Ex Altiora perfume: https://sucreabeille.com/products/ex-altiora Board game late pledge: www.rustyquill.com/boardgame RQG and TMA dice sets: https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/themagnusarchives TTRPG accessories: https://harpscorp.com/rusty-quill/ TMA RPG: https://www.montecookgames.com/store/product/the-magnus-archives-roleplaying-game/ TMA RPG expansion sign-up: https://www.backerkit.com/call_to_action/4957ba3d-e68d-4536-ac46-fa32c555fee9/landing Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill Live Show: https://rustyquill.com/event/ Trice Forgotten: https://rustyquill.com/show/trice-forgotten/ Neon Inkwell: https://rustyquill.com/show/neon-inkwell/ Social Links Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/therustyquill Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rustyquilluk/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/rustyquill.com Threads: https://www.threads.net/@rustyquilluk Twitter: https://x.com/TheRustyQuill Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustyquill YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RustyQuill Reddit: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill Email: mail@rustyquill.com For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dec 14, 2023 · 7 min

    Announcement: 2023 Holiday News from Rusty Towers

    This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!) There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious. Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year. Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1 Links: · The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dice https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill · Monte Cook - MAG RPG https://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders Sucrabeille – Perfume https://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=r Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 24, 2022 · 4 min

    Special Announcement: Magnus, Recent Network Shows and More

    Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more! Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/ Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity" Magnus Music by Sam Jones Edited by Alexander J Newall For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 16, 2022 · 2 min

    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3

    Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you! Wave three features: The Hyacinth Disaster Malevolent, Ostium, The Program, What Happened In Skinner, The Sleep/Wake Cycle, WOE.BEGONE and Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website! Follow us for more updates and special announcements on: FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill INSTAGRAM: @rustyquilluk REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Get bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill.com  A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders) For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Apr 6, 2022 · 2 min

    Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants

    Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here! Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill. We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later. More network shows will be coming soon! While you wait you could revisit: Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill INSTAGRAM: @rustyquilluk REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. For ad-free episodes, bonus content and the latest news from Rusty Towers, join members.rustyquill.com or our Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nov 27, 2021 · 1 min

    Join us for Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2021!

    It’s back!Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.

  • Sep 10, 2021 · 13 min

    No Love For Spies

    No Love For SpiesWhat is real anyway?________This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________Content warnings: - Alcohol use & alcoholism - Kidnapping - Bullying & insults - Snakes & snake bites - Physical viol...

  • Sep 3, 2021 · 9 min

    David's Place

    David's PlaceFor Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings: - Food - Alcohol & alcoholismSFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause,...

  • Aug 30, 2021 · 1 min

    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 2

    Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.Join us in welcoming:I am In Eskew and Th...

  • Aug 27, 2021 · 7 min

    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice HourHi kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!_____Content warnings: - P...

  • Aug 20, 2021 · 4 min

    Time Bots!

    Geistman Productions proudly presents:Time Bots!"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."_____This is #1 of 4 of our concluding Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Co...

  • Aug 13, 2021 · 19 min

    Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode

    Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episodeWe found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____Content warni...

  • Aug 6, 2021 · 22 min

    Behind The Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma

    Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar FirmaRhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma.

  • Jul 30, 2021 · 1 hr

    The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger

    Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room?

  • Jul 23, 2021 · 30 min

    Know Your Show

    Know your ShowSo they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fi...

  • Jul 9, 2021 · 1 hr 2 min

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 2)

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two.

  • Jul 2, 2021 · 13 min

    STL Season 3 Outtakes 2

    STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...

  • Jun 25, 2021 · 2 min

    David's Fact Corner

    David's Fact Corner #1A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!

  • Jun 18, 2021 · 40 min

    Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A

    Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&ATim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.

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