Friday · 2 hr 14 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Patrik Sandberg - RHONY S3 Eps 11-13 "Scary Island"
Lara and Carey are back with another installment of GENIUS ALERT with screenwriter, creative director and cultural scholar Patrik Sandberg, who makes his grand SUP return today. Together they delve into the seminal and earth-shattering three episode splendor of SCARY ISLAND, from season three of RHONY. With Ramona’s rindom 17th anniversary vow renewal to Mario on the horizon, she organizes a pseudo bachelorette trip to St. John in the Virgin Islands with Bethenny, Alex, Sonja and Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Jill and Countess hang back in the Big Apple, where Jill stews over the continued fallout of her friendship with B and practices ice skating in a bone chilling leotard for a charity she’s hosting. Luann goes on a date with a spooky writer and hits the studio with producer Chris Young to record “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” in iconic fashion. Bethenny, pregnant and grieving her recently deceased father, does her best to rise above the mounting antics of Kelly, whose malapropisms and aggro morality policing alienates the whole yacht-bound group of ladies. With deranged focus, Kelly locks into her cosmic nemesis Bethenny, with culinary insults and hoe-bag accusations in tow. It all culminates during the fateful dinner at the Most Dangerous Game-ass villa Ramona rents for the ladies. Set off by Skinnygirl products, crab cakes, Alex’s bloody eyes and Ramona’s motherly scolding, Kelly crescendos into a Crucible-esque performance of terror and rage that goes down in herstory books. Once Kelly flees the Caribbean by dawn, the survivors of Ramona’s Girls Trip think it’s clear skies till they're back in New York, but when the clip-clop of wedge heels echoes through the villa on the final day of vacation, they realize Scary Island has one last trick in store for them. The horn-like “Hiiiiiii” heard around the world... Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Thursday · 1 hr 3 min
Salty Utah Queens - The Lisa B Experience (RHOSLC S7E2)
Lara and Carey are back in Brigham Young’s Utah for the second episode of the new RHOSLC season. But first they discuss the shoncking splatter fest displayed by the victor of a fitness competition in China, the new street drug ready to snatch Fentanyl’s demonic wig, and Farah Abraham’s goth daughter. On RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow introduces the world to her dear friend and former glam girl, Quai, who’s leveled up in life with a rich, golden-nippled husband, a new 10,000 sq. foot home and literal mountainside all to herself. Quai tries to defend her girl Wild Rose, much to Barlow’s dismay. A self-flagellating Wild Rose has a sit-down with a newly buff Justin, revealing their in-house trial separation, Whitney’s newfound sobriety, and the divisive nature of Del Taco coupons. Bronwyn and her gay boyfriend Brandon go ice skating, where they discuss their whirlwind romance and Todd’s old farty ass. Heather and Wild Rose visit a snowflake-less Britani and Heather reveals that Bron and Brandon did Ayahuasca in Cabo. Then, aprés-ski with Lisa B! commences, as the ladies minus Mary and plus Quai gather for a day on the slopes. Heather and Lisa bury the hatchet over Heather’s drunkard trolling of BabyGirl. Whitney also apologizes to Lisa over drag brunchgate, which New York’s greatest daughter graciously accepts. But a Lisa Barlow-branded dinner opens Pandora’s Box once more, as Lady New Head Meredith refuses to accept Wild Rose’s pleas for forgiveness… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 18 · 2 hr 1 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Ali Barthwell - ANTM S4E7 "The Girl Who Pushes Tyra Over the Edge"
Lara and Carey are back for another rendition of Genius Alert, and this time they’ve enlisted the brilliance of 5x Emmy-winning writer and reality TV scientist, Ali Barthwell. They discuss Ali’s new book “Reality TV for Snobs,” which acts as a definitive guide to the essential reality shows of the 21st century, including Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and, of course, America’s Next Top Model; the latter of which Ali stops by the SUP Stu on her way to ANOTHER Emmy awards (for her work on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver) to discuss. Yes, that’s right: the three embark on a journey back to Tyra Banks’s Model Land, discussing cycle four, episode 7 “The Girl Who Sends Tyra Over the Edge.” The explosive season features legends like winner Naima, Michelle and her battle with necrosis, Brittany’s power-bangs, Kahlen’s hives, the diabolical trolling of Keenyah, the iconic Tiffany, and more. The ladies head to a rindom acting lesson in Palos Verdes, where Larry Cross forces them to master cockney accents for some unknown reason. They girls mostly stumble, with Larry locking into Tiffany the hardest over her prescient unwillingness to be anything but herself. Their thespian prowess is tested alongside actor/model Boris Kodjoe, and the winners are treated to diamonds in a sketchy vault, while Tiffany stands up to micro-aggressive assessments of “ghetto” accents. The next day, the models are paired up with a male model named Rib for a WonderBra lingerie shoot, with many of them rightfully uncomfortable over the awkwardly sexual nature of the challenge. Then at elimination night, the ladies are tasked with teleprompter readings, butchering the names of countless fashion houses. Tiffany, continuously mind-fucked by the judges and production, gets in her head but soon snaps into star-mode, oozing more charisma and personality than all the other girls combined. But that’s not enough for Tyra, who faces off with what she perceives as an ungrateful Tiffany in a television crash out for the ages. Nothing was ever the same. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 17 · 1 hr 9 min
Salty Utah Queens - The Bravest Women in America (RHOSLC S7E1)
Lara and Carey are back in the promised land for a new season of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and 2026 is off to a devastating start. After being released from an 86-day stint in prison, Robert Jr. tragically passes away, leaving a bereaved Mary to soldier on in the face of utter despair. The women temporarily bury their many hatchets to rally behind their favorite First Lady and celebrate young RJ’s life, despite its tragic end. Wild Rose takes a vow of sobriety after lobbing insults at Meredith and Lisa during boozy drag brunch, which landed her in the hot seat on social media. Bronwyn chats with a bobless and suspiciously pleasant Muzzy about her new romance with younger male model, Brandon, and her post-Todd future. Heather shows off her new motorcycle-driving beau, who’s grilled by her daughter after his less-than-desirable behavior at the start to their love story. Lisa Barlow and Daddy John Barlow turn the page on a new martial chapter, as John admits his flop era and recommits to the ultimate Baby Gorl in tearful, heartfelt fashion. Meredith, fresh off a head transplant, meets with BFF Lisa to discuss John’s turned leaf and the problem of The Wild Rose. Then, Mary has the women over to her house, to thank them for their friendship and try, possibly in vain, to forge ahead as a united sisterhood. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 10 · 1 hr 17 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Leslie Ye - Kell on Earth S1E4 "Off to London"
Cultural commentator, writer and TikTok powerhouse Leslie Ye (AKA Prozac Barbie) joins Lara in the SUP stu for a tête-à-tête regarding an episode from the one-season-wonder that took 2010 by storm: Kell on Earth! As Carey rebuilds after a devastating strep throat diagnosis, Lara and Leslie dive into the lasting impact of Kelly Cutrone's no-nonsense workplace approach, her incredible life as a single mom and PR maven, and the solitary table AC unit hell that is the People's Revolution office. In Episode 4, the People's Rev underlings are rocked by the demands of London Fashion Week. Two employees are lost to the void of unemployment: One by chance after a party weekend gone wrong in The Hamptons, and the other by choice after realizing she can't hang with the big dogs and requests to be let go. A prospective employee is hired and then fired 30 minutes later. Office bad boy Andrew Mukamal convinces the beleaguered Stefanie Skinner to live a little, and Kelly links with her sexy Italian baby daddy in London. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 3 · 1 hr 49 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Heather Jewett - Intervention S2E19 "Sylvia"
Lara and Carey welcome Los Angeles native, electro-clash icon and podcast prophet Heather Jewett to the SUP stu for another chapter of GENIUS ALERT! First they discuss Heather’s musical past in legendary indie band Gravy Train!, getting cancelled on early 2000s lesbian message boards, taking the temperature in the Lindsay Clancy trial, and the sweeping crisis of straight men turning to the outdoors. Then Heather invites Larz and Carz to come with her down the rocky road of her favorite episode of reality television ever: “Sylvia” in season 2, episode 19 of A&E’s immortal Intervention. Sylvia, the Southern belle Broadway actress turned prestige North Carolina interior designer, has fallen from grace and descended into full blown mini-bottle alcoholism. After two divorces and losing custody of her children, the tortured perfectionist and beauty queen stares down the barrel of vodka-soaked oblivion (with the well-meaning enabling of her appearance-obsessed mother, family, and friends.) Follow Heather, Lara and Carey as they watch Sylvia try to get her sh*t together as the countdown to her inevitable intervention begins… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 28 · 1 hr 49 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Farai Bennett - Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event Pts. 1-4)
Lara and Carey turn the page on another chapter of the inaugural Genius Alert series, this time calling in fellow Los Angeles reality scholar/social media star, Farai Bennett. They discuss Farai’s anti-Valley but (pro-SUP Valley) recaps mentality, Lara’s relationship to the VPR universe at large, and more. Together the three take on a doozy of an undertaking… recapping parts 1-4 of Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event in the seminal sixth season (eps 14 & 15) of the show that changed it all. In 2011, where they lay their scene, Kim and Mama Kris dive into the abyss of wedding planning for her upcoming nuptials to rindom NBA star Kris Humphries, and from the start, the writing of their inevitable demise is on the rhinestoned walls. Humphries butts heads with the other Sisters Kardashian, mainly Khloe, who doubt his intentions with their sister and seek to protect their family’s already flourishing empire. Ignoring the warning signs, Kim buries herself in wedding prep, from a gaudy registry featuring Hermes plates to a custom-designed and fitted Vera Wang dress; Humph challenges the matriarchy, urging his bride-to-be to ignore her family's wishes, take his name and join him by the lake in Minnesota for a quieter life. Meanwhile, Rob struggles with a junk food addiction, made worse by his sisters’ teasing, and Kris Jenner flirts with death and existential despair with a pre-wedding facelift. As tensions between Kim and Humphries mount, not even joint bachelorette/bachelor parties, a star-studded wedding guest list including Maria Menounos and Dina Lohan, and a $17 million paycheck can stop what’s coming: a 72 day marriage ending in divorce before the new year. Follow Lara, Carey and Farai into Hetero Hell as they recap America’s princess in a time of statement jewelry and Tuscan-style mansions. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 21 · 1 hr 22 min
Valley of the Dolls - Glug Glug Takes the Stand (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. III)
Lara and Carey return with one last dispatch for the season three reunion of The Valley, but first they discuss Carey’s breaking medical news, Meghan and Harry’s California exodus back to the UK, a brand new blueberry recall, an Amazon drone mishap in Texas, a Chinese robot’s over-ambitious sprint, LA’s delivery robots meeting in the dead of night, and more. Back on The Valley, Danny’s boozy shenanigans at Jasmine’s wedding are finally revealed and Team Booko goes into full crisis management mode. Danny blames not only Jinet but Jax for any negative opinions of over problem drinking, as Lala takes him to task over his supernatural lack of accountability. Michelle confronts her discomfort with Jesse and Lacy’s PDA; Zack and Doute apologize to Brittany for siding with Nia. Doute and Luke’s stellar relationship continues to be on display and Danny lists his one single regret. And the embers of another season disappear over the canyons of the San Fernando Valley, high above Santa Clarita and all its glittering horrors… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 19 · 1 hr 10 min
Valley of the Dolls - A Doute In Distress (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. II)
Lara and Carey return for part II of the season three reunion for The Valley, but first they discuss the war against Bethenny’s Supermodel Cafe in The Hamptons, a mother/daughter duo’s war against Big Data Centers in the name of Christ, the bust of a well-oiled cocaine ring at a Penn Stare, and Marc Jacobs being open to styling Luigi Mangione. Then on the Valley reunion, lunchtime is officially over, and Jesse and Michelle talk through their 1,000-year-long divorce and their tenuously peaceful co-parenting dynamic. Lacy calls out the perceived misogyny against her and Jesse’s relationship while Michelle fumes at Bunker Boss’s deep love with her ex-husband. Tom gushes over Kiana and his one-sided plans for a family, TomTom’s closure and “IP” up for sale, and breaking even despite all his clownery. Doute and Luke’s fraught love is put on trial, as all signs point to a split. Meanwhile the Capernas and the Bookos face-off once more in their multi lifetime-spanning feud. Danny and Nia continue their trad-marriage charade, denying Danny’s problem drinking. But Brittany clocks in during the last minute of the show, alluding to a Danny Glug Glug incident at Jasmine’s wedding that may alter the course of history forever. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 18 · 1 hr 23 min
Valley of the Dolls - Say Breast to the Dress (The Valley S3 Reunion Pt. I)
Lara and Carey lock back into the San Fernando Valley, but first they discuss Jax’s now-deleted tirade against Brittany on Instagram, Clavicular’s harrowing new transmoggification, the confounding wigs in the forthcoming The Beatles biopic, taking things to a place of Donna in The Grateful Dead, and more. Then on part one of the Valley season three reunion, the cast assembles to air their grievances and show off their cockroach brown bow dresses. Michelle plays coy about Dr. Dre, much to Jesse’s annoyance, Brittany reveals just how much she’s still paying for Jax in their not-yet-finalized divorce, Jesse weeps over Michelle and Aaron’s breakup and Michelle gets into with Lacy over alleged scream psychosis. Lala reveals the “source” over her friendship breakup with Scheana, Zack is called out for hitching his wagon to Danny and Nia, Doute explains her divorce prediction for Jinet and Jason, Jinet and Zack make a quasi-truce and Brittany and Zack face the cracks in their 20-year-long friendship. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 14 · 1 hr 26 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Chloe Coover - Pretty Wild S1E6 "Vanity Unfair"
Lara and Carey dive headfirst into another chapter of the inaugural GENIUS ALERT series, this time enlisting the help of bonafide genius, friend of the pod, musician and Los Angeles pod maven herself, Chloe Coover. They discuss Chloe’s lit’ral birthday, the Los Angeles of yesteryear, and the fall of celebrity culture. Then they go back in time to the halcyon days to discuss Chloe’s favorite reality TV episode of all time: episode six of the first and only season of the seminal Pretty Wild. Aka “Vanity Unfair.” The Neiers sisters Alexis and Gabby, their adopted sister Tess and their mom/manager/homeschool teacher Andrea, navigate the glitz and glamour of 2010 LA, all while Alexis awaits sentencing for her role in the infamous Bling Ring. Alexis is thrilled to be the subject of an upcoming Vanity Fair profile about the high profile crime, written by the one and only Nancy Jo Sales. She picks out what she believes are modest outfits for the interview, much to the horror of Gabby and Andrea. Tess and her Monroe piercing then continue to foster a one-sided relationship with Max, lead singer of emo band "Wicker" as they interrupt band practice while donning Uggz at the Groundworks on Sunset at 8pm. Gabby also pounds the pavement of Hollywood in search of a job, landing herself a spot at a pet store where she learns the ways of dog grooming and anal gland expression. Alexis gives a heart wrenching account of the Bling Ring and her plans to change the world à la Angelina Jolie to Nancy Jo, but is soon disgusted to see the final article, where Nancy’s slanderous spin on the 19-year-old enfant terrible is made immortal in ink. Then Alexis confronts Nancy Jo’s voicemail in the phone call scene that changed reality television forever. Alexis, you f*cking rock, girl! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 7 · 1 hr 42 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Josh Lora - Real Housewives of Miami S2E8 "Bras & Brawls Pt. 2"
Lara and Carey are joined by one of New York City’s greatest imports, Josh Lora aka TELL THE BEES, to recap his favorite reality TV episode, “Bras and Brawls Pt. 2 “ in season two of The Real Housewives of Miami. The commentator discusses his apocalyptic experience in LA so far, how he got his start on TikTok, his eternal “A Little Life” beef, being a Non-Math Gay, and more. On RHOM, Lisa’s lingerie party to raise money for breast cancer research is already off to a shaky start, as Joanna’s PETA ire lands on Marysol and her unabashed feather vest; Joanna also confronts her long-suffering and blackout-approaching little sister Marta if she, too, had bedroom relations with Joanna’s ex… the dastardly Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild infamy. When Marta confirms that yes, she did, Joanna switches into DEFCON mode, to the chagrin of her fiancé Romain. Lea Black faces off with messy gay Beau, who claims she snubbed him at a gay club; Lea’s main gay James (aka Elaine Lancaster) comes to his hag’s defense, resulting in chlorine chaos. Lisa confronts Beau over getting the DJ equipment wet, who in turn throws her phone into a puddle. Adriana arrives late with her nipples out, preparing for war against one-time bestie Karent for her sh*t-stirring ways and her interview in the press where she dragged her cast mates to Hell. Joanna’s rage ramps up as Adriana starts in on her, leading to a bloodbath: Joanna slaps Marta, who tries to intervene, and Adriana pops Joanna in the face and fights her off with a broomstick after the supermodel tracks her down in a corridor. A weepy Marta is consoled by Lisa’s housekeeper Daisy, but her brief sister-wound healing is dashed when her champagne-infused instincts find her in the slimy clutches of Joe Francis once more as Lea watches on in sinister delight. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 31 · 1 hr 34 min
Valley of the Dolls - Count Bookula’s Revenge (The Valley S3E18 Finale)
Lara and Carey return for the season finale of The Valley, but first they discuss Lara’s upcoming Italian eclipse moment, the new but not surprising Jared Leto sex pest doc on BBC, testing their skills on the two questions that led to Ben Affleck’s Who Wants to be a Millionaire? victory, Bethenny Frankel’s new supermodel cafe, and Bryan Johnson’s longevity fatigue. Back on The Valley, Halloween approaches. But first, Lala meets with Nia for coffee in a Moulin Rouge outfit; while feeding Saerpent, Nia’s discloses more about her traumatizing past and longing for stability at all costs. Doute and Luke dig themselves further into hetero hell, and Michelle discloses to Dreadlocks Natalie her plans to own a home. As Brittany’s Big Vampire Soiree kicks off, Danny transforms into Blackout Bookula, sucking all the oxygen out of the backyard, Zack gets called out for being two-faced about Jinet, Jesse accuses Michelle of being in a secret relationship, Jasmine transforms into a family court attorney, and Doute full-on lies to save face over her Nia Disclosure Day to a shuncked and horrified Brittany. Finally, Jason and Danny — nearly unconscious — have it out in the Beetle Juice room; Danny Scary Christian points in Janet’s face, who returns it with a soda to Danny’s temple. Janet loses the battle, for now, and The Bookos flee into the night back to Santa Clarita, as Saerpent claims victory over the souls of the living and the dead. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 24 · 1 hr 18 min
Valley of the Dolls - A Hill to Shart On (The Valley S3E17)
Carey and Lara are back with a penultimate recap of everyone’s favorite hetero nightmares, but first, Lara takes time out to speak out on a new initiative she’s undertaking to fight for the movie-going spirit of Los Angeles. They also talk Nicole Kidman’s possible new beau or possible new gay, newly surfaced video of Clavicular’s middle school graduation, Danny Booko’s TMI battle with porn addiction, and a harrowing Schwartz paparazzi pic. Back on The Valley, Schwartz dotes on Kiana, Michelle sells Sunset, and Zack and Benji have a difficult convo about theoretical babies and their immigration stress. Nia and Saerpent return from Miss U.S.A., letting Danny off the hook from being a parent once more; Danny laments his lack of trust in the group as Saerpent feeds. Then Michelle and Jesse make their divorce official-official and celebrate with bittersweet champagne, long-winded speeches and explosive sexual chemistry. Schwartz, Kiana, Michelle and Lala take a rindom pontoon ride where Schwartz comes clean about the boys and Doute not taking Jinet’s S/A, to the horror of La. Doute and Luke give a poor man’s version of Couples Therapy where they discuss WeddingGate, which is made worse by Luke’s careless zingers. The girls + Zack + Lacy, minus Nia and Doute, head to Chili’s where Brittany and Zack butt heads over Nia and Zack sharts in the restroom. Brittany does a sexy photo shoot to celebrate her mommy makeover and prepares for her big season finale Halloween party. Lala confronts Doute over not giving Jinet grace about her S/A admission. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 17 · 1 hr 28 min
Valley of the Dolls - My Lez Friend’s Wedding (The Valley S3E16)
Lara and Carey return to talk Lara’s upcoming international adventure, moving heaven and earth for the upgrade, Carey’s high altitude bathroom rituals, a harrowing new “Special Forces” cast featuring Brandi Glanville and George Santos, a history-making “Golden Life” update, and finally seeing The Rizzler as a national treasure. They also discuss the breaking news that Jax and husband Brittany’s longtime, Canada-based publicist are bumping purses. A reader recounts their debaucherous night in Toronto with Mr. Taylor himself. Back on The Valley, the crew reels from their disastrous vacation in Mexico; Nia (with Saerpent) prepares to leave for Miss USA where she is judged, forcing Danny to confront the unthinkable: caring for their children for a few days without her. Danny also readies himself for his overdue vasectomy procedure, as Jesse, Luke and Schwartz join him for a “Balls Voyage” drink sesh out in the Santa Clarita Horror; Jesse and Luke question Janet’s timing for her S/A reveal. Meanwhile, Jasmine tries on wedding dresses for her sweet mother, Brittany and Zack recount Jasmine’s long and arduous romantic path to finding Melissa; and Zack accompanies Danny for the Big Snip. Lala celebrates seven years of sobriety, where Janet and Doute have it out at the dinner table; Lala grapples with putting her longtime dog down. Doute settles back into Los Angeles serenity, confronting Luke once again about his own wedding bombshell. Then the crew descends on a Hollywood rooftop where Britt’s engagement party for Jasmine and Melissa commences: Janet unsuccessfully tries to thaw the ice between her and Jesse, Brittany sweats in her heels, and Jasmine and Melissa look ahead to their dream Jersey nuptials. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 15 · 1 hr 15 min
Valley of the Dolls - Y Tu Mamá Doute También (The Valley S3E15)
Lara and Carey return to the birthday trip of nightmares, but first they discuss Jenn Pendranti’s son allegedly committing arson and Justin Baldoni and his wife’s rindom new Instagram video, beamed in from Nashville. Back on The Valley, the day of judgment begins: Danny’s birthday, and Brittany forgot to wear her stomach compressions overnight! Brittany, Lala, and Jinet sit out Danny’s Miami Vice booze cruise, and Janet confides in Lala about a past trauma that’s resurfacing, via Danny’s drunken terrorism. On the boat, the crew heads to an island buffet, where Michelle and Lacey talk PDA Gate, and Jesse blabs to Doute about Luke’s wedding confession; a shunked Doute confronts Luke, leading to more trouble in paradise. Schwartz wears a bandage around his face in solidarity with Zack (post-streetlight strike) and the crew assembles for their final night in Mexico to celebrate Danny’s awkward birthday. Nia goes into full PR mode, fighting off Lala and Michelle, causing Danny to descend into the Darkside once more. Nia flees, but not before Mama Doute comes to her side, attempting to soothe her newly-minted bestie as only a Mama can… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 13 · 1 hr 16 min
Valley of the Dolls - LGBusTQ (The Valley S3E14)
Lara and Carey reunite after his whirlwind Fire Island adventure. They discuss his gay ass vacation, Madonna’s LGBTQ opus, the artist selling trash cubes from Taylor’s Fall of Rome wedding, Lena Dunham’s continuing to triumph over evil, and more. Then back on the unholy birthday trinity trip in Mexico, Schwartz’s bday lunch from Hell rages on, as Jinet breaks down to Jason over Danny’s drunken behavior. Michelle keeps lamenting Jesse and Lacey’s PDA, as Lacey arrives right on time for Zack’s birthday leg. Luke talks Donte with Brittany and Lala, and Brittany frees the tourtles. Danny and Nia whip each other up over the haters. Then the crew heads on a double decker bus to the clubs; Brittany confronts Jesse and Zack’s head gets bashed by a low-hanging street light, forcing him to be rushed to the hospital. In honor of Zack, the crew rages on. Nia tries to neuter Danny’s hip thrusts and overall Nigerians, activating soon-to-be birthday boy Darkside Danny for another night of horrors… Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 10 · 1 hr 28 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Charles Hsu - Real Housewives of New York City S5E14 "Slutty Island"
Lara and Carey lock back in for the second installment in SUP’s brand new series: GENIUS ALERT. This time, they enlist comedian/social media star Charles Hsu to pick his favorite episode of reality TV ever: “Slutty Island” on RHONY Season 5. First, the three discuss Charles’s introduction to SUP, how Sonja Morgan inspires his characters on TikTok, the Love Island industrial complex and taking things to a place of sliming/hot dogs. On RHONY, Carole hosts the women on a lux excursion to St. Barths, and Luann is in the hot seat after allegedly cheating on Jacques with Johnny Depp lookalike Tomas the Pirate. Ramona tries to squeeze the info out of Tomas to in all her CIA-esque interrogation skills, but it’s no use. Sonja, possessed by sun and wine, sets her sights on the young libertine, and the two sneak off into the night for some anal in the garden of good and evil. After a glorious yacht trip the next day, Ramona and Sonja gird their loins for the arrival of Aviva, who forces Reid to accompany her on the harrowing plane ride into St. Barths, and arrives at the house to a less than enthusiastic reception. Disgusted by Ramona and Sonja, Aviva wages war in the name of Reid and Vassar College, dragging the girls trip into a night of screaming, tears, and Heather “Holla Mama” Thomson. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 5 · 1 hr 48 min
GENIUS ALERT ft. Girls Rewatch Podcast - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S2E6 "Let the Games Begin"
In a brand new SUP series “GENIUS ALERT” Lara and Carey are joined by the inimitable duo from New York, Evan Lazarus and Amelia Ritthaler, hosts of the iconic Girls Rewatch podcast, to recap their favorite reality show episode of all time. They discuss their brief foray into LA and Evan’s perma-war with Bethenny Frankel, tracking her TikTok posting schedule and exploring the trials and tribulations of her post RHONY celebrity. Then the four get right into Evan and Amelia’s pick of the litter: season 2, episode 6 of RHOBH… “Let the Games Begin.” Back in the golden days of 2011, LVP prepares to host a dinner to celebrate Pandora and Jason’s engagement, and terrorizes her long-suffering housekeeper Rosia. Taylor enlists LA’s premiere event coordinator Dana Wilkey to host an ill-conceived game night at her haunted house of terrors. Adrienne raises concerns to Kyle over Kim’s mental health after a troubling trip to Sacramento, then tells Brandi about her polarizing parenting style when her son pissed in Adrienne’s backyard. At Dracula’s Castle (Dana’s house), the women —minus LVP and Adrienne —gather for no real food, bizarre desserts, a lack of furniture, and Dana’s cig-charred brow-nosing of the Sisters Richards. Brandi, on crutches, remains the outcast of the crew, forced to be on Kyle and Kim’s “celebrity” team. As Kim’s frequent bathroom trips and stage whispers, Brandi insults ramp up and the future face parasite victim is pushed to the brim, priming us for a showdown with two-thirds of the Richards coven and the “sl*t pig” heard ‘round the world! Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 26 · 1 hr 9 min
Valley of the Dolls - Sun, Sand and Jinet Psychosis (The Valley S4E13)
Lara and Carey return to Puerto Vallarta to check in with the San Fernando Valley’s greatest luminaries. But first they discuss tragic news about Lady Martha’s beloved bet bird Hecate, the future of Ladies of London: The New Reign, the artist formerly known as Club Chalamet meeting her match in a fellow Connor Storrie super-fan in Paris, and more details about Taylor Swift’s terrifying wedding at Madison Square Garden. Back in Mexico, Schwartzapalooza comes to a screeching halt when the crew heads upstairs: Lala stays on Danny’s ass about his anti-Janet social media behavior, Zack channels Pazzazu to yell at his hags, Brittany finally gives Danny a piece of her bags-riddled mind, and Janet begins her fascinating, non-confrontational confrontations by addressing the ceiling, the ground — anywhere but in the direction of Danny and Nia. Doute hangs onto her own version of Luke’s parenting while Danny reveals his PTSD over being called out for sex pestery. On a shopping excursion, Nia lays onto Jinet — with Saerpent by her side — some more, causing Jinet to activate fight or flight mode (talking to herself, trolling Jesse for her massive debt); Michelle reveals Jesse’s zest for colonics. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexyuniquepodcast Watch video episodes of the pod every week by subscribing to the SUP YouTube: p@sexyuniquepodcast Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok: @sexyuniquepodcast Get Lara’s outfit details and podcast candle recs on ShopMy: https://shopmy.us/shop/larzmarie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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