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Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Each week Paige and Todd review a romantic movie and break down the good, the bad, and the funny. Give it a listen, we’ll have you at hello.

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#326
Thursday · 1 hr 33 min
322 - The Witches of Eastwick
“I don't know if she can actually play cello, but I do believe she had sex with it.” This week’s most romantic movie is... The Witches of Eastwick. This film has everything: giant-dick OSHA protocols, Scooby-Doo fertility instincts, And splash-zone sermons. If you love wardrobe-dependent music education, Dianetics snake affirmations, and legally compliant seagull puppetry, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Witches of Eastwick? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Once Bitten (1985) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#324
September 24 · 1 hr 20 min
321 - Mrs. Winterbourne
“My mother's maiden name is LeBaron, and when my friend found that out, he called me Chrysler for three years.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Mrs. Winterbourne. This film has everything: stallion-mouth self-help, Shredder-style childbirth, And Catholic tits-and-ass rulings. If you love mandatory bad Boston accents, murder-scene Better Cheddars, and family-wide Spartacus defenses, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Mrs. Winterbourne? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: The Witches of Eastwick (1987) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#323
September 17 · 1 hr 33 min
320 - The Rocketeer
“He can't have a dick made of magic and money.” This week’s most romantic movie is... The Rocketeer. This film has everything: Handsaw helmet engineering, jetpack chicken nuggets, And Timothy Dolphin sponsorship drives. If you love dog-shaped airstrip diners, accidental aviation hyperfixations, and smuggled Nazi cartoons, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Rocketeer? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Mrs. Winterbourne (1996) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#322
September 10 · 1 hr 44 min
319 - Rock-a-Doodle
“If you think teeth are bad on nursing, try a beak.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Rock a Doodle. This film has everything: Lisa Frank vomit spells, TARDIS rooster helicopters, And gay-owl organ recitals. If you love no-birds penguin dress codes, Left Shark starfish Snuggies, and OnlyFeathers side hustles, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Rock a Doodle? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: The Rocketeer YOU DRAW A ROOSTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#321
September 3 · 1 hr 25 min
318 - Labyrinth
"What's Bowie gonna do with that baby" This week's most romantic movie is... Labyrinth. This film has everything: environmental fart math, size-magic pharmaceuticals, And arboreal revenge sequels. If you love Goblin Parliament marketing plans, truckstop sex-worker wigs, and M.C. Escher slander, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Labyrinth? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Rock-a-Doodle (1991) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#320
August 27 · 1 hr 29 min
317 - Sing Street
"Your crucifixion maxing, bro.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Sing Street. This film has everything: celestial class warfare, postmortem party planning, And vampire foreshadowing. If you love Canadian-model alibis, Morrissey-loving gangsters, and tech-bro yacht etiquette, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Sing Street? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Labyrinth See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#319
August 20 · 1 hr 40 min
316 - Legend
“I guess I'll just die then” This week’s most romantic movie is... Legend. This film has everything: combustible studios, darkness wrecking balls, And hoop-ready couture. If you love fish-based marriage loopholes, AOL goblin poetry, and federal-prison Letterboxd, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Legend? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Sing Street (2016) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#318
August 13 · 1 hr 29 min
315 - Something Wild
“This man is not analog. He's rich.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Something Wild. This film has everything: mandatory funeral serenades, lethally sexy sharks, And liquor-store pipe wisdom. If you love Christmas-in-June, Diet Coke performance reviews, and horribly misquoted Bible studies, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Something Wild? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Legend (1985) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#317
August 6 · 2 hr 6 min
314 - Sense and Sensibility
“I could make it 100% better in just four words: Directed by Baz Luhrmann.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Sense and Sensibility. This film has everything: front diapers, Terrorist heartbreakers, And tears for the landed gentry. If you love Fanny wordplay, wedding cakes on stilts, and are really anal about horse cinematography, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Sense and Sensibility? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Something Wild (1986) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#316
July 30 · 1 hr 32 min
313 - Letters to Juliet
“I’d recognize that dick print a mile away.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Letters to Juliet. This film has everything: conveniently widowed vineyard owners, WW2 era celebratory sex pests, And a Spartacus-sized Lorenzo census. If you love hostile truffle games, newsroom understudies, and divinely discounted hot dogs, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Letters to Juliet? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Sense and Sensibility (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#315
July 23 · 1 hr 24 min
312 - You, Me & Tuscany
“The first act of this movie is not a rom-com. It’s the perfect crime.” This week’s most romantic movie is... You, Me & Tuscany. This film has everything: Victorian raccoon crime syndicates, open-ended Tuscany tickets, And Matrix-glitch rock gardens. If you love Criss Angel sandwich wrapping, eight-pack sprinkler rescues, and Liam Neeson travel planning, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on You, Me & Tuscany? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Letters to Juliet (2010) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#314
July 16 · 1 hr 10 min
311 - Love in the Villa
“Did you just take Barbarian and control-all ‘murder’ to put in ‘kissing’?” This week’s most romantic movie is... Love in the Villa. This film has everything: cheese trafficking, an modest sangria empire, And TripAdvisor instead of screenwriters. If you love orphanage luggage deliveries, olive-based attempted murder, and toilet-pamphlet plotlines, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Love in the Villa? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: You, Me & Tuscany (2026) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#313
July 9 · 1 hr 37 min
310 - Under the Tuscan Sun
“Pasta is the warmest color.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Under the Tuscan Sun. This film has everything: literal duckface, mean compliments, And way too much writer self-love. If you love Tuscan Raiders, never-ending breadstick diplomacy, and romantic Barbarian energy, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Under the Tuscan Sun? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Love in the Villa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#312
July 2 · 1 hr 34 min
309 - Roman Holiday
“She is a clown blazer away from just a full ass clown suit.” This week's most romantic movie is... Roman Holiday. This film has everything: emergency bangs consultations, comically long paper money, And a first kiss so disgusting, it's guaranteed to give you Giardia. If you love Italy tourism propaganda, top crisis secrets, and loose Gambinos, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Roman Holiday? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Under the Tuscan Sun See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#311
June 25 · 1 hr 56 min
308 - RENT
“Good food made by great people who made bad decisions.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Rent. This film has everything: Window Pains, Killer songs, And Cows on the right side of history. If you love narc documentaries, Law and Order math, and TMNT grief counseling, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Rent? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Roman Holiday See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#310
June 18 · 1 hr 37 min
307 - Dicks The Musical
“I’ll shoot it, Paige. It’s my Roomba.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Dicks the Musical, featuring special guest Danielle Perez. This film has everything: Homemade sand, Hand-job methphors, And Fire Island DJ cosplaying as god. If you love the sewer-boys, medically horny twins, and Uber rides with benefits, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Dicks the Musical? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter, and follow our special guest Danielle Perez on Instagram @divadelux Up Next: Rent See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#309
June 11 · 1 hr 47 min
306 - Kissing Jessica Stein
“What is the outside of a cheese stick if not a cheese condom?” This week’s most romantic movie is... Kissing Jessica Stein. This film has everything: equine flatulence, attendee hecklers, And knowing when to walk away from Hot Cross Buns-level art. If you love lavender marriage math, twin-bed logistics, and Jon Hamm as a sexual-orientation litmus test, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Kissing Jessica Stein? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Dick’s The Musical See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#307
June 4 · 2 hr 3 min
305 - Brokeback Mountain
“I think Ang Lee has some sort of tear fetish." This week’s most romantic movie is... Brokeback Mountain. This film has everything: Alma the Elder, rodeo-clown rejection, And Thanksgiving turkey chainsaws. If you love crying through cowboy hats, sheep-based emotional support, and store-wrapped fishing evidence, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Brokeback Mountain? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Kissing Jessica Stein See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#306
May 28 · 1 hr 43 min
304 - Troy
“It was wild to me that when they get there, they didn’t try the 'Helen Who' defense.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Troy. This film has everything: Cutting edge fighting techniques, Roasting neighborhood children, And using a papyrus scroll to call in sick to war. If you wish you could copy-and-paste Jason Mantzoukas, see the world’s dopest trick horse, and Pentatonix pantheons, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Troy? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Brokeback Mountain See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
#304
May 21 · 1 hr 45 min
303 - Lady Chatterley's Lover
“Please, sir, can I have some less?” This week's most romantic movie is... Lady Chatterley's Lover. This film has everything: Gushed-up getaways, God-approved marriage counseling, And historically accurate parachute panties. If you love 50 Shades of Hay, horny gamekeepers, and class-war cunnilingus, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Lady Chatterley's Lover? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Troy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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