Romancing the Pod

Romancing the Pod - Paige Wesley, Todd Schlosser

Each week Paige and Todd review a romantic movie and break down the good, the bad, and the funny. Give it a listen, we’ll have you at hello.

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20 episodes
Updated Thursday
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Thursday · 1 hr 32 min
313 - Letters to Juliet
“I’d recognize that dick print a mile away.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Letters to Juliet. This film has everything: conveniently widowed vineyard owners, WW2 era celebratory sex pests, And a Spartacus-sized Lorenzo census. If you love hostile truffle games, newsroom understudies, and divinely discounted hot dogs, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Letters to Juliet? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Sense and Sensibility (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
July 23 · 1 hr 24 min
312 - You, Me & Tuscany
“The first act of this movie is not a rom-com. It’s the perfect crime.” This week’s most romantic movie is... You, Me & Tuscany. This film has everything: Victorian raccoon crime syndicates, open-ended Tuscany tickets, And Matrix-glitch rock gardens. If you love Criss Angel sandwich wrapping, eight-pack sprinkler rescues, and Liam Neeson travel planning, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on You, Me & Tuscany? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Letters to Juliet (2010) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
July 16 · 1 hr 10 min
311 - Love in the Villa
“Did you just take Barbarian and control-all ‘murder’ to put in ‘kissing’?” This week’s most romantic movie is... Love in the Villa. This film has everything: cheese trafficking, an modest sangria empire, And TripAdvisor instead of screenwriters. If you love orphanage luggage deliveries, olive-based attempted murder, and toilet-pamphlet plotlines, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Love in the Villa? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: You, Me & Tuscany (2026) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
July 9 · 1 hr 37 min
310 - Under the Tuscan Sun
“Pasta is the warmest color.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Under the Tuscan Sun. This film has everything: literal duckface, mean compliments, And way too much writer self-love. If you love Tuscan Raiders, never-ending breadstick diplomacy, and romantic Barbarian energy, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Under the Tuscan Sun? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Love in the Villa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
July 2 · 1 hr 34 min
309 - Roman Holiday
“She is a clown blazer away from just a full ass clown suit.” This week's most romantic movie is... Roman Holiday. This film has everything: emergency bangs consultations, comically long paper money, And a first kiss so disgusting, it's guaranteed to give you Giardia. If you love Italy tourism propaganda, top crisis secrets, and loose Gambinos, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Roman Holiday? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Under the Tuscan Sun See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 25 · 1 hr 56 min
308 - RENT
“Good food made by great people who made bad decisions.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Rent. This film has everything: Window Pains, Killer songs, And Cows on the right side of history. If you love narc documentaries, Law and Order math, and TMNT grief counseling, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Rent? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Roman Holiday See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 18 · 1 hr 37 min
307 - Dicks The Musical
“I’ll shoot it, Paige. It’s my Roomba.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Dicks the Musical, featuring special guest Danielle Perez. This film has everything: Homemade sand, Hand-job methphors, And Fire Island DJ cosplaying as god. If you love the sewer-boys, medically horny twins, and Uber rides with benefits, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Dicks the Musical? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter, and follow our special guest Danielle Perez on Instagram @divadelux Up Next: Rent See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 11 · 1 hr 47 min
306 - Kissing Jessica Stein
“What is the outside of a cheese stick if not a cheese condom?” This week’s most romantic movie is... Kissing Jessica Stein. This film has everything: equine flatulence, attendee hecklers, And knowing when to walk away from Hot Cross Buns-level art. If you love lavender marriage math, twin-bed logistics, and Jon Hamm as a sexual-orientation litmus test, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Kissing Jessica Stein? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Dick’s The Musical See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 4 · 2 hr 3 min
305 - Brokeback Mountain
“I think Ang Lee has some sort of tear fetish." This week’s most romantic movie is... Brokeback Mountain. This film has everything: Alma the Elder, rodeo-clown rejection, And Thanksgiving turkey chainsaws. If you love crying through cowboy hats, sheep-based emotional support, and store-wrapped fishing evidence, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Brokeback Mountain? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Kissing Jessica Stein See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 28 · 1 hr 43 min
304 - Troy
“It was wild to me that when they get there, they didn’t try the 'Helen Who' defense.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Troy. This film has everything: Cutting edge fighting techniques, Roasting neighborhood children, And using a papyrus scroll to call in sick to war. If you wish you could copy-and-paste Jason Mantzoukas, see the world’s dopest trick horse, and Pentatonix pantheons, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Troy? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Brokeback Mountain See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 21 · 1 hr 45 min
303 - Lady Chatterley's Lover
“Please, sir, can I have some less?” This week's most romantic movie is... Lady Chatterley's Lover. This film has everything: Gushed-up getaways, God-approved marriage counseling, And historically accurate parachute panties. If you love 50 Shades of Hay, horny gamekeepers, and class-war cunnilingus, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Lady Chatterley's Lover? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Troy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 14 · 1 hr 32 min
302 - The Count of Monte Cristo
“Satan has a summer home in his voice box.” This week's most romantic movie is... The Count of Monte Cristo. This film has everything: Terrible sense of directions, Montel-style paternity reveals, And landlocked sea-leg maintenance. If you love Spirit Halloween, goatee-level disguises, and the count of sandwiches, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Count of Monte Cristo? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Lady Chatterley’s Lover See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 7 · 1 hr 53 min
301 - Pride and Prejudice
“Foiled again by our own made up rules.” This week's most romantic movie is... Pride and Prejudice. This film has everything: Darcy’s opinion kink, historically accurate boredom, And more compliments that a potato is due. If you love only-hands thirst traps, laundry zip lines, and pig-testicle cinematography, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Pride and Prejudice? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: The Count of Monte Cristo See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 30 · 2 hr 18 min
300 - Titanic
“Is it like a hubris Bermuda Triangle over there?” This week's most romantic movie is... Titanic. This film has everything: Nudes leaked by the news, Ghost Math, And makeout-based maritime disasters. If you love synthesizer church, God’s cocktail, and walking-pasta immigration stories, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Titanic? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Pride & Prejudice (2005) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 23 · 1 hr 52 min
299 - Basic Instinct
“Everyone went to Berkeley.” This week's most romantic movie is... Basic Instinct. This film has everything: way too much DNA, murder-for-profit royalties, And the interrogation full-frontal we deserved. If you love coked-out dance floor jealousy, wildly unethical psychiatrist hookups, and ice-pick happy endings, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Basic Instinct? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Titanic (1997) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 16 · 1 hr 56 min
298 - Eyes Wide Shut
“Every cafe he walks into looks like it’s about to have a poetry slam.” This week's most romantic movie is... Eyes Wide Shut. This film has everything: wallet-sized stethoscopes, human furniture sex logistics, And an appropriately sized dance partner. If you love fake New York poetry-slam cafes, secret-society dweebs, and Tom Cruise turning lights on for 95 takes, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Eyes Wide Shut? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Basic Instinct (1992) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 9 · 1 hr 51 min
297 - The Housemaid
“You better keep that pulp away.” This week’s most romantic movie is... The Housemaid. This film has everything: Plate guys, Dalmatian coats, And the most evil “I know” in movie history. If you love John Wick housemaid franchises, juice-is-a-privilege children, and sandwich breaks in the middle of revenge arcs, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on The Housemaid? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Eyes Wide Shut (1999) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 2 · 1 hr 34 min
296 - Indecent Proposal
“I felt like I was sitting in a lecture that was being given by Elon Musk.” This week's most romantic movie is... Indecent Proposal. This film has everything: gumball machines filled with caviar, shoes being kicked across the room, And a plot Natalie Wood would not be ok with. If you love unemployed-architect confidence, best-two-out-of-three roulette logic, and movie's that should not exist as a concept, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Indecent Proposal? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: The Housemaid (2025) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 26 · 1 hr 59 min
295 - Crossroads
“I’m like, 100% sure that’s the exact same excuse R. Kelly used. It didn’t work for him either.” This week’s most romantic movie is... Crossroads. This film has everything: Se7en-coded time capsules, menswear-coded lingerie, And aggressively notarized virgin consent. If you love Waffle House band diagnostics, Ghostbuster dad fanfic, and kissing in front of a giant Spy Kids poster, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Crossroads? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow FB/IG, @RomancingPodSho Twitter Up Next: Indecent Proposal See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
March 19 · 1 hr 51 min
294 - Drive Me Crazy
“Hey, will you stop reading the stage directions and start reading your lines, please?” This week’s most romantic movie is... Drive Me Crazy. This film has everything: collision-based sexual awakenings, a WB-grade Entourage origin story, And hot-air-balloon deadbeat dads. If you love whiteboard screenplay conspiracies, brass-tiger riding, and a confusing centennial dance, this episode’s for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review Romancing the Pod to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Drive Me Crazy? Tell us on social media @RomancingThePodShow on Facebook and Instagram, or @RomancingPodSho on Twitter. Up Next: Crossroads (2002) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.