Questionable Detour

Taking Laxatives and Swinging a Dog Around?

What’s the best way to run a moving company? The experts explore several proven approaches. Then, we help a listener escape crippling debt. Finally, the Betterment Bureau opens its doors! Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Trying to Sink A Ship To Hit On The Coast Guard?

What’s the best way to enjoy a cruise? The experts explore several proven approaches. First, we help Alan prepare for Seattle with a comprehensive discussion. Finally, we help a listener grow his savings. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Dancing With The Dead Person at Their Funeral?

What’s the best way to run a funeral home? The experts explore several proven approaches Finally, we help a listener tell someone he can’t stand them. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Inviting Strangers to Sleep In A Hearse?

What’s the best way to take a road trip? The experts explore several proven approaches. Then, a listener asks us to design a theme-park ride with an unlimited budget. Finally, we help a listener overcome his fear of phone calls. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Bringing 13 Hot Scarecrows to an Office Party?

What’s the best way to handle an office lunch party? The experts explore several proven approaches, including sharing facts about where serial killers were conceived, making yourself approachable behind a plant made of knives, and establishing your popularity with thirteen handmade coworkers. First, we answer our inaugural listener voicemails, addressing how to compensate a construction crew and recover stolen shoes through gym ownership. Finally, “Did You Know?” returns with essential corporate knowledge, including water-cooler transportation, proper email etiquette for the office ghost, and how to recognize a promotion when your boss presents you with a basket of crickets. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Trapping a Plummer In The Basement To Make Him Fight An Electrician?

What’s the best way to handle a repairman coming into your house? The experts explore several proven approaches, including settling trade disputes through basement combat, impressing your plumber with a mermaid tail, and giving an unsuspecting contractor the opportunity to solve a real homicide. Then, we help a listener recognize when a man is attracted to her. Finally, our therapy practice reopens to help Evan address his Gladiator fixation, his relationship with his family, and his complicated attachment to grain. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Why Is This Kangaroo Kind of Hot?

Physical attraction follows clear scientific principles, and this episode determines the proper response when a kangaroo becomes objectively handsome. The guys also perfect family-assisted employee termination and establish the romantic applications of pufferfish neurotoxin. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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The Dead Man Comes With the House?

A properly selected home should include an unexplained pit, hyena security, double-decker toilets, and at least one elderly man permanently installed as décor. Before entering the real-estate market, the guys establish professional mattress-shopping methods involving bedbug deployment, unrestricted product testing, rat transformation, and chimpanzee durability trials. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: (https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail) Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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It’s Time For A Pubic Hair Check?

Data centers can only be defeated through superior infrastructure, maritime colonization, and a properly installed miniature Elon Musk figurehead. The guys also establish Gorilla SWAT as the modern standard for public protest and demonstrate how mandatory pubic-hair inspections ensure management receives appropriate credit for an elephant theft. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: (https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail) Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Touching Nipples With Bigfoot?

Modern air travel requires affordable fares, premium cockpit access, specialized guinea-pig security teams, and flight attendants trained to hunt D.B. Cooper following his transformation into Bigfoot. The guys also explain how nipple contact transfers cryptid powers and provide proven methods for impressing a father through cosmetic enhancement, leg-hair transplantation, and decisive chainsaw use. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: (https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail) Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Burning dead bodies, buying a human, and sleeping in a van with a man

On this episode of Locally Sourced, the boys get a job at the local gas station, visit the towns farmers market, and interview protesters in the great town of Cricket, Georgia! Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

Racoons stealing Viagra, calling fat women, and a freaky grandma

In this episode of Locally Sourced; the boys take you on a tour of the library, and the Hog Wild festival, as well as speaks to a racoon problem they are having around town. Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

Framing people for pooping in public, calling in bomb threats, and living with a Nazi

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle a code red bathroom situation? Buy a house on House hunters Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Leaving your family with nothing after you die, having fat kids, and sexy King Kong

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do your handle a parent-teacher meeting for your child? Relax everyone with some ASMR Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Starting a family drug problem, a sexy grandma saving the day, and helping people become rich.

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How to you manage your money 2)What do you do if you get caught in a bank robbery Give some people some much needed life advice Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Finding a sexy Bigfoot, throwing dangerous animals at people, and covering yourself in blood.

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do you handle road rage? Tell us some classically known stories Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Smearing mustard on yourself, showering with a Star Wars villain, and risking everyone's life on an airplane.

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What do you do when you go to a gym? Talk about normal things an airplane pilot might say. Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Torturing your new coworker, giving a racoon colon cancer, and starting a travel show!

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How do they make a new coworker comfortable on their first day? Take an adventure around the world! Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Walking into an amputee meeting, using a merry-go-round to poop, and have a guard tower in your house.

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)What is their bed time routine? Go house hunting! Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Getting your wife addicted to drugs, cutting a wedding ring out of your chest, and meeting a rat pimp.

On this episode: The boys answer the hypothetical questions: 1)How did they propose to their wives Tune into QD-NPR for a story about drugged up rats Have a hypothetical question you want to answer or need some life advice? Email us at questionabledetourpodcast@gmail.com Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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