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Questionable Detour · September 4 · 1 hr 3 min

Touching Nipples With Bigfoot?

Modern air travel requires affordable fares, premium cockpit access, specialized guinea-pig security teams, and flight attendants trained to hunt D.B. Cooper following his transformation into Bigfoot. The guys also explain how nipple contact transfers cryptid powers and provide proven methods for impressing a father through cosmetic enhancement, leg-hair transplantation, and decisive chainsaw use. Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: (https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail) Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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Modern air travel requires affordable fares, premium cockpit access, specialized guinea-pig security teams, and flight attendants trained to hunt D.B. Cooper following his transformation into Bigfoot. The guys also explain how nipple contact transfers cryptid powers and provide proven methods for impressing a father through cosmetic enhancement, leg-hair transplantation, and decisive chainsaw use.

Have a hypothetical question, require professional advice, or wish to challenge the experts? Email QuestionableDetour@gmail.com. You can also leave a voice message here: (https://rss.com/podcasts/questionabledetourpodcast/voicemail)

Have a hypothetical? Need advice? Just want to vent? Send us a voice message

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