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Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold out for just a little longer. Battles are fought, romances blossom, secrets are uncovered, and city infrastructure is maintained against all odds.

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Saturday · 1 hr 7 min
SA031 – Halloween Special 2026!
Its time for our yearly Halloween Special! The party has to rush to dispel a terrible transformation curse put on two of their members. They have, like, two or three hours until midnight! Probably plenty of time. Right? Vons stabs a pumpkin. Jyessi gi
October 24 · 1 hr 21 min
249 – Attack of the 60 Foot Kobold
The battle for the Arx reaches its thrilling conclusion! The majority of the party scrambles to prevent massive casualties inside the shield. Meanwhile Cool Ranch is trapped outside as he tries to find a way to rescue Lucky and not die in the process.
October 14 · 46 sec
No New Episode on 10/14/2026
Hey everyone! Theres no new episode on 10/14/2026, due to the tight timing of the recording session and Ians lack of a personal time machine. (Theyre working on it.) Well be back on 10/21, but in the meantime if youre hankering for something to listen to
October 11 · 1 hr 17 min
248 – A Bird Dies as Itself
The shield is finally descending! In mere moments, the Arx will be protected from the Corrupted army outside their city. Unfortunately, theyve still got enemies inside and allies outside. Can they make the switch in time? Wealdroa puts up walls betwee
October 3 · 1 hr 21 min
247 – Hull Breach Imminent
The party desperately fights to prevent the door being breached, keep their people from being taken, and take down fuck-off-giant knights. And theres *still* a damn dragon to deal with, even if its mouth is glued shut. Fun times! Wealdroa rolls the di
September 27 · 1 hr 13 min
246 – It Fooshes
A cavalry charge plunges through the Arx defenders, and the party tries to stop it any way they can. Theyre going to take all the kings horses and all the kings men, and make sure they can never, ever be put back together again. Hopefully. Steamboa
September 22 · 1 hr 30 min
245 – A Very Sudden Deceleration Over a Short Period of Time
The Arx tries the fast way down. After all, whats a little terminal velocity between a flying mountain and a hard place? Plus, it probably still counts as a landing if youre in contact with the surface at the finish, even if youre in several thousand far
September 9 · 1 hr 9 min
244 – Everything Goes Sideways
Okay, phew. Thats the first wave (almost) down, and (mostly) everyones still alive. What else could they have to throw at the Arx? Oh. Oh my. Grickx gets notified. Wealthy leaves no footprints in the sand. Cool Ranch Vons has a nice chat. Jyessi re
August 26 · 1 hr 23 min
243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History
The defense of the Arx continues as it descends slowly towards the ground. Its even doing so in a controlled fashion! So thats nice. Less nice are the corrupted infantry, tigers, and minotaurs, oh my! Grickx is ready to fly the Bug Stomper. Nacho C
August 23 · 1 hr 6 min
242 – Beginning Approach
Lets land this thing! Its a giant mountain, how hard can it be? The party forms ranks with the rest of the defenders of the Arx and stands ready to take on whatever the Corruption will throw at them. Perhaps literally. Steamboat Willie works an angle.
August 13 · 32 min
241 – Allocating the Resources
Its time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, u
August 10 · 40 min
SA030 – Leveling to 12!
Its time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general p
July 29 · 1 hr 9 min
240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom
The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean holding the line against a Corrupted horde. So its still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the da
July 25 · 1 hr 17 min
239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack
The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when theyre the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard?? Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate p
July 15 · 1 hr 14 min
238 – Such A Specific Phrasing
Drill time! Its drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher
July 4 · 1 hr 24 min
237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose
Steamboat Willies fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious streng
June 28 · 1 hr 21 min
236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole
The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions??? Steamboat
June 23 · 1 hr 15 min
235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener
Its time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible? Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Gri
June 15 · 1 hr 4 min
234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!
Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now its time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And lets throw in an emotional betrayal for fun. Vons runs out of string. Gric
June 4 · 45 min
233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit
Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk. Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesnt take dont worry about it for an

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