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Pointless Global News

Philzer Productions

Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

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  • 29 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 10 min
  • English
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  • S2 · E24
    May 6 · 10 min

    Romancing A Garbage Bin

    On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation. UFEBmF18LQ6oyJn9TsSY

  • S2 · E23
    April 29 · 10 min

    Pope Ropes A Dope

    On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends. Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of a porta potty in Australia. Next, we'll go to a town where the police want you to get drunk and they'll supply the snacks and drinks.

  • S2 · E22
    April 22 · 10 min

    Soon You'll Be Able To Crap In Your Car

    On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada. Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.

  • S2 · E21
    April 16 · 11 min

    Broken Dildos Get Recalled

    On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns. Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead raccoon. Next, I'll tell you about a water filled vacuum cleaner, running for mayor in the U.K.

  • S2 · E20
    April 8 · 10 min

    Beating Off Cancer

    On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally. Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago police after being stolen. Next, are you a man with an itchy ass? I'll tell you what might be causing it.

  • S2 · E19
    March 25 · 12 min

    Boner Bear Honey Gets Recalled

    On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey. Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture. Next, police charge a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player with shooting a man while driving his Tesla.

  • S2 · E18
    March 18 · 10 min

    Man Pulls Car With His Scrotum

    On today's show, a proud British gent sets a new record for pulling a 2 ton car with his balls. Then, the story of a man raised by wolves as a boy, adjusting to life without wolves. Next, Chat GPT wants you to shove garlic up your ass!

  • S2 · E17
    March 11 · 11 min

    Hold My Edible-I See Girl Scout Cookies!

    On today's show, there's a new side effect of drinking that might turn you sober, it's called "booze butt". Then, I'll tell you about the basketball coach who moonlighted as a pimp. Next, a New Jersey Girl Scout troop sets up shop selling cookies outside a cannabis dispensary.

  • S2 · E16
    March 4 · 11 min

    The Cheek Splitter 9000 Airline Seat

    On today's show, the torturous "Cheek Splitter 9000" airline seat has many travelers worried about the future of aviation. Then, a determined beaver jaywalks and resists arrest. Next, in our continuing coverage of beaver news, it's Bu-cee's versus Mickey's in a trademark infringement case.

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