Pointless Global News

Philzer Productions

Anchors Tad Flakey and his charming wife Lilibet Flakey, bring you the most pointlessly weird and funny news from around the world, just to put a smile on your face. No fact checking, some is fiction, but most stories are the cold, hard and hilarious (sometimes gross) truth.

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Yesterday · 10 min
Fartapalooza!
On today's show, how much do we fart in a day and which age group is the gassiest? Then, an Idaho man juggles torches while riding a unicycle and no longer has eyebrows. Next, RFK Jr. debuts The Real Food Show, the food show nobody asked for.
July 22 · 9 min
Drug Sniffing Dogs Getting Fired
On today's show, fired drug sniffing dogs face an abysmal job market. Then, you can now get illegal drugs delivered by drones, in Florida of course. Next, another story about a man getting stuck in a porta-potty tank, you won't believe the worthless piece of crap he was trying to retrieve! Spoiler alert, Lilibet doesn't believe it can happen (just search the image online and see for yourself).
July 16 · 10 min
Disgusting Abuse Of A Sandwich
On today's show, a British man wipes his ass with a sandwich in public, we'll tell you why. Then, I'll do a deep dive into why rats get the munchies when exposed to marijuana. Next, is Senator Mitch The Glitch McConnell dead or alive? I'll provide some answers.
July 9 · 8 min
Crappy Days
On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S. Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea. Next, a young black bear wanders into a barbershop in Alaska, then leaves his calling card on the way out.
July 1 · 9 min
MAGA Man Masturbates At Trump's "State Fair"
On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington. Then, a man is arrested for craping 18 times in public pools. Next, a man drops his sunglasses in a vault toilet and decides it's a great idea to try to snag them out.
June 24 · 11 min
Elephant Has The Last Word On Trump
On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention. Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk ice cream! Next, I'll tell you about the gross habits of some airline passengers these days.
June 10 · 11 min
Is That A Rat In Your Underwear?
On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup. Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM really means. Next, a Florida man is suing after being bit by a Florida Alligator. That story and a truly gross fashion trend involving rats.
June 3 · 8 min
Putin's Quest For Immortality
On today's show, Vladimir Putin's quest for immortality involves cryogenics and mini pigs. Then, a creepy abandoned puppet gets a job as a cop. Next, I'll tell you about an albino buffalo named Donald Trump.
May 27 · 10 min
Would You Like My DNA On Your Fries?
On today's show, a McDonald's manager licks the fries of an unsuspecting ex-girlfriend. Then, I'll tell you about the man who broke the record for breaking cocktail sticks. Next, a pony gets rescued from inside a tractor tire.
May 20 · 9 min
Pack A Rotisserie Chicken In Your Carry On? Yes!
On today's show, you won't believe what TSA agents are now allowing in carry-on luggage. Then in a related story, you won't believe what some folks are smuggling in their pants. Next, a MAGA man is caught shooting video in a public men's room, his explanation is as stupid as it is hilarious (not to mention illegal).
May 13 · 9 min
Finger Your Way To A Healthy Heart
On today's show, it's a poo D'detat at the Pooseum. Then, an irregular heartbeat might be corrected by rectal stimulation. Next, an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Spain now charges a vomit fee if you overstuff your gullet.
May 6 · 10 min
Romancing A Garbage Bin
On today's show, a Scotsman is caught dry humping a garbage bin. Then, I'll tell you the benefits of nude gardening. Next, we'll visit a major league ballpark with a rodent infestation. UFEBmF18LQ6oyJn9TsSY
April 29 · 10 min
Pope Ropes A Dope
On today's show, Pope Leo spent his childhood observing clowns and now it's paying dividends. Then, I'll tell you about the woman who fell through the floor of a porta potty in Australia. Next, we'll go to a town where the police want you to get drunk and they'll supply the snacks and drinks.
April 22 · 10 min
Soon You'll Be Able To Crap In Your Car
On today's show, a Chinese automaker has patented an in the car toilet, making carpooling much more challenging. Then, I'll tell you about a 40 pound beaver stealing wood from a store in Canada. Next, some of the weirdest incidents involving farts, because I have the comic sense of a 12 year old boy.
April 16 · 11 min
Broken Dildos Get Recalled
On today's show, a life-like remote-rotating dildo is being recalled for safety concerns. Then, RFK Jr. is at it again, only this time it involves a dead raccoon. Next, I'll tell you about a water filled vacuum cleaner, running for mayor in the U.K.
April 8 · 10 min
Beating Off Cancer
On today's show, the cancer prevention group F-cancer, wants men to beat off cancer….literally. Then, Truffles-a 3 foot tall teddy bear is rescued by Chicago police after being stolen. Next, are you a man with an itchy ass? I'll tell you what might be causing it.
March 25 · 12 min
Boner Bear Honey Gets Recalled
On today's show, the Food And Drug Administration recalls Boner Bear Honey. Then, a Florida Airbnb guest is accused of urinating on all of the furniture. Next, police charge a quadruple amputee professional cornhole player with shooting a man while driving his Tesla.
March 18 · 10 min
Man Pulls Car With His Scrotum
On today's show, a proud British gent sets a new record for pulling a 2 ton car with his balls. Then, the story of a man raised by wolves as a boy, adjusting to life without wolves. Next, Chat GPT wants you to shove garlic up your ass!
March 11 · 11 min
Hold My Edible-I See Girl Scout Cookies!
On today's show, there's a new side effect of drinking that might turn you sober, it's called "booze butt". Then, I'll tell you about the basketball coach who moonlighted as a pimp. Next, a New Jersey Girl Scout troop sets up shop selling cookies outside a cannabis dispensary.
March 4 · 11 min
The Cheek Splitter 9000 Airline Seat
On today's show, the torturous "Cheek Splitter 9000" airline seat has many travelers worried about the future of aviation. Then, a determined beaver jaywalks and resists arrest. Next, in our continuing coverage of beaver news, it's Bu-cee's versus Mickey's in a trademark infringement case.