Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.

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October 6 · 26 min
2026.10.06: Actuarial Helicopters
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tropic Thunder, Shane Black, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, comedy that ages poorly, Digger, Obsession's comedy classification, Triangle of Sadness, Russian plague, Tom Hanks David Pumpkins, weight equivalents, diesel costs, Theme Hospital, generational kid games, Oregon Trail, Might & Magic, game demos, Castle Wolfenstein 3D, Mythical achievements, and easy Mythical games.
October 5 · 27 min
2026.10.05: Where Are The Robots
Burnie and Ashley discuss David Pumpkins, Mike Myers, character comedy, Will Ferrell, The Hawk, Steam Autumn Sale, Two Point Museum, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AV cart days at school, MLB playoffs, AR room cleaning, gamifying life, the slow rollout of robots, inheiriting cheating bans, livestream fails, and the NCAA weekend wrap up.
October 2 · 30 min
2026.10.02: 5-in-1 Bodywash, Shampoo and Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends, microblading, paperbag jeans, moustache goofin, Fat Bear Week's winner, and the rise of nepo cubs.
October 1 · 26 min
2026.10.01: Welcome To The Skint
Burnie and Ashley discuss organizational strategies, bursts of energy, Minecraft new dimension, Dungeons II, Minecraft Legends, Mark Rober, minecraft builds, FlyDubai flight incident, mimicking television, best late year holiday, and the great debate of alpaca vs goose.
September 30 · 24 min
2026.09.30: Mythical Update
Burnie and Ashley discuss house projects, solar energy, Xbox goes Mythic, Xbox Insiders, Mythical etymology, gamerscore, disc to digtial, and supporting our fellow game players.
September 29 · 25 min
2026.09.29: VMA Deep Dive
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMAs, Yung Lean, viral in 2026, Thousand Hand dance, Avantgardey, Aldi, Costco seasonal aisle, girl math coffee update, the VMAs, paying for stuff no one else pays for, the VMAs, airport shuttles, Madonna, Tom Cruise, and the easy move of being the bad ass.
September 28 · 25 min
2026.09.28: Giving Him The Business
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff race, Nvidia Heist, porch pirates, shopping cart deposits, smuggling videocards INTO China, and trends that will end poorly.
September 25 · 23 min
2026.09.25: Soda Mode
Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart fridges, ice makers, Crescent ice, and Ashley pitches soda mode.
September 24 · 24 min
2026.09.24: Let Me Read This
Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons, parental conspiracies, 8-bit music, and sea shanty dynamics.
September 23 · 30 min
2026.09.23: Ashley's Pumpkin Patch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise, pumpkin genetics, Hurricane Polo, El Nino, hurricane season, podcast trends, beta update, and Xbox reorgs Halo Studios.
September 22 · 21 min
2026.09.22: Bear Mass Index
Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return, fattest countries, and placing our bets.
September 21 · 25 min
2026.09.21: Software Landing
Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire Emblem banana shortages, McDonalds Halo armor, Ole Miss, CAPTCHA tests, and the AP Top 25.
September 18 · 28 min
2026.09.18: Opening Acts
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Macklemore Free Palestine controversy, Streisand Effect, real activism, Extra Life, EU Canada, Resident Evil, and Zach Cregger gets adapting right.
September 17 · 24 min
2026.09.17: Grow Up, Cartologists
Burnie and Ashley discuss iPad recovery, lightning cables, gag reflexes, Top of the Line videogames, YouTube ad campaigns by nine year olds, The Infinite Extent, and revisiting The Bobiverse.
September 16 · 23 min
2026.09.16: What About Second Invention?
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hyrox, Crossfit, Sony gray out, re-inventing the MP3 player, Sidephone, slab phones, Steam frame, Meta Quest, and being the biggest part of the problem.
September 15 · 23 min
2026.09.15: Share Doxxing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Emmy's, Sydney Sweeney gambling ads, Widow's Bay, Hacks, Google Calendar woes, The Pitt, evergreen TV settings, share doxxing, plastic cookies, and rage quitting the podcast.
September 14 · 26 min
2026.09.14: Life As A Paperclip
Burnie and Ashley discuss technical problems, white hat hackers, Car Play 2/Ultra, Texas comesback on Ohio State, Kim Kardashian, AP Top 25, NFL opening weekend, MLB playoffs, and stopping the season while we're ahead.
September 11 · 27 min
2026.09.11: Dub Stop
Burnie and Ashley discuss battery problems, lightning cables, King Of The Hill Race, Amazon AI mouth morphing, dub vs sub, boat ramp anxiety, and putt putt antics.
September 10 · 26 min
2026.09.10: More Is Less
Burnie and Ashley discuss Supergirl, Obsession, Bruce Wayne's foot in two worlds, Apple announcements, Microsoft's Duo, prices for mobile devices, cinema inflation, undergraduate costs, and Nicolas Cage, benevolent ruler.
September 9 · 26 min
2026.09.09: Lose By Winning
Burnie and Ashley discuss Michigan's removal from the Top 25, Colorado's fifth down, LIV bankruptcy, Mixer, lucrative deals that die quickly, first down technology, You Can See Everything, Alpha Gang, Canadian motorcycle ban, and UK travel woes.

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