Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.

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Friday · 52 min
[EXTRA] Jeff Hays Interview
Burnie sits down with the narrator of the wildly popular Dungeon Crawler Carl series. They discuss voice acting, collaboration, and starting a media business. Orginally intended as the 2026.08.24 episode, it is not released as an Extra episode. Enjoy!
Friday · 30 min
2026.08.28: Alpha Toddler
Burnie and Ashley discuss GTA VI Extended Look, EA sells to Saudi investment, simming football, Big Ambitions, winner talk, Alpha camps, Civ VII, EV features, and eXistenZ.
Thursday · 32 min
2026.08.27: Self Reflexive Troubleshooting
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Curry, Legend, being beloved, Twitter abandonment lawsuit, Nepal floods, geological scale of humans, Willow, Meta settlement, Portal, and gamer parent wins.
Wednesday · 21 min
2026.08.26: Now With Protein
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dolly Parton, celebrating a life when the person is alive, Gotham Irn Bru, Lego Skylines, Sim genre stall, and Protein everything.
Tuesday · 21 min
2026.08.25: The MSPTS
Burnie and Ashley discuss acronyminating everything, Jeff Hays, narrator differences, Playstation protests, life as a boiling frog, Sony corporate responses, and How To Fish.
Monday · 27 min
2026.08.24: GI Joe'd When I Should Have Scoobied
Burnie and Ashley discuss Ted Lasso Season 4, boneless couches, The Expanse opening crawl, Masters of the Universe, the Iranian Rial, US Canadian trade war, and warning bells in the nanny state.
August 21 · 20 min
2026.08.21: Mush Identification
Burnie and Ashley discuss spooky scary skeletons, Costco bargains, retail influencers, market volatility, Lanterns, streaming time slots, camera AirPods, Mush identification, and doing their part for mass surveillance.
August 20 · 19 min
2026.08.20: We Have Folding At Home
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMA nominations, Madonna's nearly unprecedented longevity, BTC rally, Iran on the offensive, folding@home, and Moderna's cancer vaccine.
August 19 · 22 min
2026.08.19: Boneless Furniture
Burnie and Ashley discuss Scottish weather forecast, Austin's rain defense system, Penn State's fraternity drug ring, Van Wilder, National Lampoon, wikipedia high fives, and the Boneless Couch era begins.
August 18 · 30 min
2026.08.18: Personal Blast Radius
Burnie and Ashley discuss Snapdragon, emulation, printing issues, the Han Kuang war games, cameras to people, highest August gas prices, Collge Football Preseason poll, and the Grantown On Spey Remakery.
August 17 · 29 min
2026.08.17: Omega Level Everything
Burnie and Ashley discuss who is cooler, influencer degrees, YouTube's new requirements, D23, Xmen casting, Starfighter, Zootopia 3, and other D23 announcements.
August 14 · 34 min
2026.08.14: How Fast Train Go
Burnie and Ashley discuss co-parenting apologies, our community experts, Apple Maps making a comeback, windmill talk, construction talk, Polymarket betting on wildfires, and Chinese bullet trains.
August 13 · 24 min
2026.08.13: Range Anxiety Creeps Inside Of Me
Burnie and Ashley discuss their 14-hour road trip, The Treenis, Tubbee's, EVs, range anxiety, THE NORTH, and road trip rules.
August 12 · 21 min
2026.08.12: Let's See Some ID
Burnie and Ashley discuss eclipses, preparing too soon, age verification, Steam leaks, good personal data vs bad personal data, and getting phished.
August 11 · 24 min
2026.08.11: Air Traffic Console
Burnie and Ashley discuss GenZ 9/11 accountability, two factor bomb defusal, Lando Norris, gamer air traffic controller, ATC achievments, muscle memory driving, panic response, pre-written obituaries, and panic responses.
August 10 · 28 min
2026.08.10: Robe And Wizard Hat
Burnie and Ashley discuss sexting, One Night Only, romcom romps, Gen X puritanism, hippie reversal, Spokane fire, Spiderman, the spoiler window, Lando Norris Monsters, and the mental nature of flavors.
August 7 · 22 min
2026.08.07: People Like Swings
Burnie and Ashley double down on Lumalee, discuss animation casting, Mario stolen valor, influencer double downs, the Spiderman bump, swinging mechanics, Bionic Commando, Iranian strait plans, Odyssey, and Nolan's ever-growing troupe.
August 6 · 26 min
2026.08.06: Slop With Friends
This episode contains discussions of self harm. Burnie and Ashley discuss Roblox, gaming valuations, laying off players, friend slop, Fall Guys, Among Us, SpaceX to the moon, solar eclipses, asteroid near passes, and the mechanics & limits of empathy.
August 5 · 26 min
2026.08.05: Male Prep
Burnie and Ashley discuss fond farewells, guy group dynamics, British privacy laws, the Texas nanny state, Discord ID verification, THC laws in the Lone Star state, and being the highest regarded authority in all marijuana topics.
August 4 · 28 min
2026.08.04: Nihilism's Cute Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss BWM's latest enshittification efforts, Spiderman box office, box office records, realistic CGI, God of War, Bautista, and when nihilism goes cute.

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