Morning Somewhere

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.

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Friday · 28 min
2026.10.16: Promptology
Burnie and Ashley discusss the NLCS, the Brewers, Slow Horses, contract paralysis, Xbox Nano controllers, Hall-effect sticks, and vibe coding everything.
Thursday · 32 min
2026.10.15: The Dark Magic
Burnie and Ashley discuss visiting Pinballz arcade, pinball collections, claw machine prizes, Shohei Ohtani's slump, classic ice cream truck treats, Shiner whisky, Texas Sunday closures, livestreamed federal executions, the Texas Renaissance Festival, and shopping at Costco.1
Wednesday · 28 min
2026.10.14: Coaster Posters
Burnie and Ashley discuss Austin yard work, coaster updates, kids fauna education, Odyssey home video, Obsession, Backrooms, inflight entertainment, and the evolving world of Halloween decorations.
Tuesday · 21 min
2026.10.13: Introducing Mark Cobb
Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Austin, heat changes, park visits, amusement park accidents, information blackouts, hacker attacks, French protests, tiger attacks, Harambe, and pronouncing macabre.
Monday · 33 min
2026.10.12: I Hate This Team
Burnie and Ashley discuss Texas losing to Oklahoma, the Red River Shootout, AP rankings, expensive high school football stadiums, an Irn-Bru lorry heist, Xbox cloud gaming, current console prices, riding in Waymos, Cyber Cabs, and kids pushing elevator buttons.
October 9 · 27 min
2026.10.09: Payroll Math
Burnie and Ashley discuss Yankees fan interference, baseball payroll math, the Milwaukee Brewers logo, tracking Xbox Mythic achievements, TrueAchievements spreadsheets, pneumonic plague, AI remaking Adobe software, Jon Stewart interviewing Jacob Coxon, Burnie's bald eagle publicity photo, and Microsoft's XP Studios.
October 8 · 24 min
2026.10.08: Diesels All The Way Down
Burnie and Ashley discuss Vin Diesel, diesel prices, red diesel, movie game adaptations, Halo as an early FPS, and iPhone depreciation.
October 7 · 27 min
2026.10.07: QoL Year
Burnie and Ashley discuss quality of life updates, builders and joiners, runaway highway tires, physics formulas, Duolingo nag-ware, Rosetta Stone discs, Paul Verhoeven, Skydance branding, the Emmys moving to streaming, Disney Plus pricing, David Pumpkins casting lore, the Helldivers movie, and debunked GTA VI cloud streaming rumors.
October 6 · 26 min
2026.10.06: Actuarial Helicopters
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tropic Thunder, Shane Black, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, comedy that ages poorly, Digger, Obsession's comedy classification, Triangle of Sadness, Russian plague, Tom Hanks David Pumpkins, weight equivalents, diesel costs, Theme Hospital, generational kid games, Oregon Trail, Might & Magic, game demos, Castle Wolfenstein 3D, Mythical achievements, and easy Mythical games.
October 5 · 27 min
2026.10.05: Where Are The Robots
Burnie and Ashley discuss David Pumpkins, Mike Myers, character comedy, Will Ferrell, The Hawk, Steam Autumn Sale, Two Point Museum, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AV cart days at school, MLB playoffs, AR room cleaning, gamifying life, the slow rollout of robots, inheiriting cheating bans, livestream fails, and the NCAA weekend wrap up.
October 2 · 30 min
2026.10.02: 5-in-1 Bodywash, Shampoo and Podcast
Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends, microblading, paperbag jeans, moustache goofin, Fat Bear Week's winner, and the rise of nepo cubs.
October 1 · 26 min
2026.10.01: Welcome To The Skint
Burnie and Ashley discuss organizational strategies, bursts of energy, Minecraft new dimension, Dungeons II, Minecraft Legends, Mark Rober, minecraft builds, FlyDubai flight incident, mimicking television, best late year holiday, and the great debate of alpaca vs goose.
September 30 · 24 min
2026.09.30: Mythical Update
Burnie and Ashley discuss house projects, solar energy, Xbox goes Mythic, Xbox Insiders, Mythical etymology, gamerscore, disc to digtial, and supporting our fellow game players.
September 29 · 25 min
2026.09.29: VMA Deep Dive
Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMAs, Yung Lean, viral in 2026, Thousand Hand dance, Avantgardey, Aldi, Costco seasonal aisle, girl math coffee update, the VMAs, paying for stuff no one else pays for, the VMAs, airport shuttles, Madonna, Tom Cruise, and the easy move of being the bad ass.
September 28 · 25 min
2026.09.28: Giving Him The Business
Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff race, Nvidia Heist, porch pirates, shopping cart deposits, smuggling videocards INTO China, and trends that will end poorly.
September 25 · 23 min
2026.09.25: Soda Mode
Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart fridges, ice makers, Crescent ice, and Ashley pitches soda mode.
September 24 · 24 min
2026.09.24: Let Me Read This
Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons, parental conspiracies, 8-bit music, and sea shanty dynamics.
September 23 · 30 min
2026.09.23: Ashley's Pumpkin Patch
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise, pumpkin genetics, Hurricane Polo, El Nino, hurricane season, podcast trends, beta update, and Xbox reorgs Halo Studios.
September 22 · 21 min
2026.09.22: Bear Mass Index
Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return, fattest countries, and placing our bets.
September 21 · 25 min
2026.09.21: Software Landing
Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire Emblem banana shortages, McDonalds Halo armor, Ole Miss, CAPTCHA tests, and the AP Top 25.

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