Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.

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Aug 17, 2021 · 1 hr 31 min
Episode 14: Never Say Never Again
Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court. Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go! You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677 Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Aug 10, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 13.5: The Saint (1997) [TEASER]
Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/54761739 *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Aug 3, 2021 · 1 hr 57 min
Episode 13: Octopussy
No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it. They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India. Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109 *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jul 27, 2021 · 1 hr 21 min
Episode 12.5: Cars 2 [UNLOCKED]
KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2. Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!??? If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jul 21, 2021 · 1 hr 43 min
Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only
Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jul 13, 2021 · 1 hr 19 min
Episode 11.5: Name of The Rose [UNLOCKED]
KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool! You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval support her at https://www.patreon.com/GoingMedieval and buy her (Extremely Good IMO) book at https://uk.bookshop.org/books/the-middle-ages-a-graphic-history/9781785785917 If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jul 6, 2021 · 1 hr 42 min
Episode 11: Moonraker
Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur. Support the show by heading down to our reasonably-priced patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read.
Jun 30, 2021 · 9 min
Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [TEASER]
You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's. Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jun 22, 2021 · 1 hr 41 min
Episode 10: The Spy Who Loved Me
Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak. Ah well. Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you
Jun 15, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 9.5 Rising Sun [TEASER]
We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese. We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in! Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/52550305 *SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jun 8, 2021 · 1 hr 43 min
Episode 9: The Man With The Golden Gun
We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'. We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere. Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The Goodnight Cross! Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond *NEW SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jun 1, 2021 · 9 min
Episode 8.5 Lupin III: The First [TEASER]
The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'. Find the whole episode on our patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/posts/51988943 You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ You can find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond and https://www.killjamesbond.com *NEW SHIRT ALERT* We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on June 20, 2021 -- get it here! https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjbs-the-connery
May 25, 2021 · 1 hr 31 min
Episode 8: Live and Let Die
You knew it was coming. You knew we would get to it. It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity. We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what the hell was going on when they made literally any of the decisions they made! Find Chris at https://twitter.com/seraph76 Find us at https://twitter.com/killjamesbond Bonus episodes every other week at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond
May 19, 2021 · 8 min
Episode 7.5 The Man From Hong Kong [TEASER]
The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby! This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the fuck in. find the whole episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51435456
May 12, 2021 · 1 hr 31 min
Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever
The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'. Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise. Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie Find us at https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond
May 4, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 6.5 Top Secret! [TEASER]
Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke? A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before. It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune in! find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/50869972
Apr 27, 2021 · 1 hr 52 min
Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee.... How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt. It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film. Also I truly do wish you could act. Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was. Find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond Bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond
Apr 20, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 5.5 Kill James Bond Q&A 1 [TEASER]
Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'. On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers. We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down! Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280 Find us at: https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond
Apr 13, 2021 · 1 hr 31 min
Episode 5: You Only Live Twice
The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp". Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie: - Become a Japanese - Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us - to give extra special cover, take a wife Follow us on twitter at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond
Apr 7, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 4.5 Everything or Nothing [TEASER]
The gang is joined by Ed Zitron to discuss a game he wrote the strategy guide for, Everything or Nothing. (NOTE: Alice has Vaccine Madness in this one and it just gets extremely derailed constantly) Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron and find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49720803