Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.

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May 3, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 31.5: Flushed Away
Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/65969686 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Apr 26, 2022 · 1 hr 21 min
Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum
･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:･ﾟ✧ Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Apr 19, 2022 · 10 min
Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]
Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like! This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was" Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/65351656 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Apr 13, 2022 · 2 hr 13 min
Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)
We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Apr 5, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 29.5: Shoot Em Up
This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think. It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy. Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/64776036 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Mar 29, 2022 · 1 hr 12 min
Episode 29: The Bourne Supremacy
Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Mar 22, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 28.5- Police Story
Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story! After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/64145028 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Mar 16, 2022 · 1 hr 21 min
Episode 28: The Bourne Identity
So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne. The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah, Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond MERCH ALERT Pre-orders are open until midnight on the 15th of March for the KJB The Movie poster and t-shirt, both designed by https://twitter.com/MiaCain2001! You can get the Poster here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-poster… The Shirt here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-shirt… Or save five quid by grabbing the pre-order exclusive bundle here! https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-bundle *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Mar 9, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 27.5: The Foreigner
Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - Gerry Adams! Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/63557106 MERCH ALERT Pre-orders are open until midnight on the 15th of March for the KJB The Movie poster and t-shirt, both designed by https://twitter.com/MiaCain2001! You can get the Poster here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-poster… The Shirt here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-shirt… Or save five quid by grabbing the pre-order exclusive bundle here! https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-bundle *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Mar 2, 2022 · 1 hr 37 min
Episode 27: Spectre
He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond MERCH ALERT Pre-orders are open until midnight on the 15th of March for the KJB The Movie poster and t-shirt, both designed by https://twitter.com/MiaCain2001! You can get the Poster here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-poster… The Shirt here: https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-shirt… Or save five quid by grabbing the pre-order exclusive bundle here! https://killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-movie-bundle *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Feb 22, 2022 · 10 min
Episode 26.5: The Tuxedo [TEASER]
Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order. Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chauffeur to James Bond (Real), then inherits his super powered tuxedo when things get sticky. Next bonus we're gonna watch a better Jackie Chan movie to do him a little less dirty. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/62921700 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Feb 16, 2022 · 1 hr 40 min
Episode 26: Skyfall
We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube! Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Feb 9, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 25.83: Mad Mission 3 (Our Man From Bond Street)
Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies. Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to find a non-illegal link to watch this movie because modern movie distribution companies are just that, companies. And someone in a fucking boardroom has made the decision that preserving movies like this simply isn't worth it. So here's a podcast episode about a reasonably ok movie, largely to make a wider point about movie preservation. Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/62310810 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Feb 2, 2022 · 1 hr 8 min
Episode 25.66: Planes 2
Sorry, fixed the audio now. Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring. To keep our spirits up in this trying time, we have gone back to that most precious to us, the Cars cinematic universe. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jan 25, 2022 · 9 min
Episode 25.5: Q&A 4 [TEASER]
Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation. This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish" Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/61650581 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jan 19, 2022 · 1 hr 41 min
Episode 25: Quantum of Solace
Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie. We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain. Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jan 12, 2022 · 10 min
Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3
So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too? What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind. Find Demi at https://twitter.com/DemiLardner and her stream at https://www.twitch.tv/demilardner And you can also find Tom at https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood and his stream at https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok. Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too Find the whole episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/61046615 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Jan 4, 2022 · 1 hr 53 min
Episode 24: Casino Royale (2006)
What happens when Mads Mikkelsen's attempt to invest Joseph Kony's money on shorting airline stock is foiled? Well, he'll have to organise a high-stakes poker game at the Casino Royale in Montenegro, of course! And there's only one man who can possibly infiltrate the game and stop him (Due to, and im not kidding here, the reasoning 'someone said you're the best at poker at the office').... James Bond. It's another reboot, it's another guy, it's another Casino Royale! And as a result of calling this guest spot literally a full year in advance- joining the boys is the one and only Phoebe Roy! Find Phoebe at https://twitter.com/prhroy And listen to 10K Posts at https://twitter.com/10kpostspod AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at https://twitter.com/mastersofpod Find bonus episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Dec 29, 2021 · 10 min
Episode 23.5: Stormbreaker
It's time: KJB has finally watched Stormbreaker, the absolute box office failure of an attempt to create a film series based on the young adult Alex Rider novels by Anthony Horowitz. A british schoolboy must infiltrate the secret base of computer entrepreneur Mickey Rourke and figure out just what da heck is going on- while avoiding the worst jellyfish model this earth has ever known. And to help them with this task, they've got the irreplaceable Phoebe Roy! Find Phoebe at https://twitter.com/prhroy And listen to 10K Posts at https://twitter.com/10kpostspod AND listen to Masters of Our Domain, with previous guest Milo Edwards, at https://twitter.com/mastersofpod Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/60192768 *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Dec 25, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min
Episode 23.25: Penguins of Madagascar
Alright frankly I consider this to be payback for the Casino Royale fakeout, and I think we should agree to call it even on this. A few days ago, we reached a million downloads on Podbean. This is only really one app out of a few possible ones that listeners could use, but we decided to call this milestone and let you, the noble and loyal hogs, pick a movie, any movie, and we would review it. After over 400 replies, I picked the 12 highest voted and put them in 4 polls, the winners of which faced off in a final poll to determine that the winner would be.... the 2014 animated movie Penguins of Madagascar. Yeah alright. Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond