JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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May 21 · 1 hr 30 min
660 - NATHAN ASPINALL - Scouted By Man Utd, Matchplay Champion, & Battle With Dartitis
From self-confessed chav to becoming a UK Open champion, World Matchplay winner, and two time World Championship semi finalist - Nathan “The Asp” Aspinall shares some very honest opinions about the sport he’s become one of the best in the world at. We talk about being scouted as a goalkeeper by Manchester United, turning down Rangers, working as an accountant before risking everything on darts, and the moment he realised he could genuinely make it as a pro. Nathan chats going from pub leagues to Q school, earning his tour card, and the moment he found out he didn’t make the Premier League 2026 line up via TEXT. We dive into his struggles with dartitis, what the “Aspinall Rash” is, and how he's somehow made it big while admitting he does zero practice. Nathan reveals which darts players are invited to his wedding, and which of them has their own room in his house! Plus some very questionable pet ownership, how a phobia nearly made him move house, and blind ranking the greatest walk-ons in darts history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 18 · 1 hr 15 min
659 - The World Cup Of Everything II (Animals and Addictions)
Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome to the World Cup of Everything. Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are making their way through 16 categories of 16 things, where each item battles it out in knockout rounds until only one winner remains. Today’s episode features Stevie’s category ‘animals’ and Jaack’s category ‘addictions’… Check out #187 for the first World Cup Of Everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 14 · 1 hr 39 min
658 - SIMON SQUIBB - The Internet’s Most Controversial Dream Seller - From Homeless School Dropout, To Multi-Millionaire Giving Away His Fortune
You’ve very likely seen videos of serial entrepreneur, viral sensation and maker of dreams Simon Squibb giving away cash and advice on the streets to help kickstart people’s business dreams. He’s on the pod today to share exactly how he went from dropping out of school, to becoming a multi-millionaire. Simon opens up about sleeping rough at 15 after being kicked out, building a gardening business with zero money or experience, making serious cash before most people finish school, and eventually retiring at 40. But despite the success, the thing he seems most obsessed with isn’t money - it’s changing how people think about work, drive and education. With a goal of helping 10 million strangers launch a successful business, and revamping the current education system, Simon is both knowledgeable and ambitious. What’s the easiest way to make a grand? Should you invest in property or crypto? What’s the step by step process to building a company? Plus how he used to annoy neighbour Ricky Gervais, and why he might be suing Tom Cruise… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 11 · 1 hr 7 min
657 - Car Meat, Jaack’s House Got Robbed, & HUGE Flash The Tortoise News! (All Caught Up)
One of us has been to the world premiere of The Greatest Showman musical, one of us has crashed his Tesla, and one of us has visited Scotland’s official best pub… bet you can’t guess who! The boys discuss the Kanye West x Wireless fiasco, BambinoBecky’s new content house, and the restaurant in Norwich that has knocked meat gaff off the top spot. Robbie drops some insane Flash the Tortoise lore, and tells us about some undercover cop action at a car meet up. Plus Jaack unexpectedly ended up clubbing with a pro darts player but the night was cut short when he refused to walk over a bridge… Who is on your Mount Safe-more? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 7 · 1 hr 18 min
656 - Exposing Our ICKS To BambinoBecky!
BambinoBecky joins Jaack and Stevie to deep dive into the ultimate relationship icks. Becky shares what men do that gives her the ICK (are you listening, Jon Beer?), and shares a very niche ick list from each of her female flatmates. Jaack also exposes Fiona’s worst habits that make him cringe. Becky reveals what her new content creator house setup is really like, the dodgy housewarming gift Robbie bought her, and how her parents were left stunned by StuntPegg. Plus Stevie shares his recent marathon trauma, and explains how he got threatened at an all-you-can-eat buffet… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 4 · 1 hr 20 min
655 - Mr Dick’s Space Facts (Black Holes, Boners In Space, & Bird Legs Syndrome)
Jaack is suffering from major jet lag, Alfie is saying things no 12 year old should ever say, and Stevie is cosplaying as a cool teacher to try to teach the FourSkins about space. What happens when you cry in space? Could we land on Jupiter? What would happen if you were launched into space without a spacesuit? What are the long term effects of living in zero gravity? Plus wormholes and the weirdest syndrome we’ve EVER heard of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 30 · 1 hr 59 min
654 - Happy Hour’s MEGA PUB QUIZ Hosted By Darragh Ennis! (ft. Bambino Becky)
Jaack, Stevie and BambinoBecky go head to head in a pub quiz written and hosted by the perfect man for job - Darragh Ennis! A former contestant and now chaser on tv quiz show The Chase, he’s no stranger to tricky questions. There are 5 rounds - London, Sports, 2026, Not The Obvious Answer, and Jaack & Stevie. Who will be crowned MASTERMIND?! Will someone manage to throw Stevie off the top spot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 27 · 1 hr 37 min
653 - Mythbusters Part 3! (Human Shield vs Grenade Blast, Bullet Drop vs Fired Shot, Coke + Mentos vs Your Stomach)
SlamJar and Slamwise Gandhi are making a triumphant return to bust more myths! Inspired by TV show ‘Mythbusters’, Stevie has brought a new selection of theories for the Theory Slammers. Do your eyes pop out if you sneeze with your eyes open? Would your stomach explode from downing Coke and Mentos? Can you smother a grenade blast by laying on it? Is it possible to fold a piece of paper more than 7 times? All these myths have actually been tested on Mythbusters, so the boys can debate whether it’s possible and theorise which chaotic experiments were used to test it, and Stevie can reveal the truth! Check out #591 and #593 for Mythbusters Part 1 and 2! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 23 · 1 hr 10 min
652 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' with Special Guest DANIEL SLOSS!
Comedian Daniel Sloss was one of our earliest guests and first came on nearly 7 years ago when Happy Hour was just a baby. Speaking of babies, Dan’s had two of them since! We chat to him about marriage, fatherhood, and how his wife started giving birth in her SLEEP. Dan has the most detailed answer ever to our Hall Of Fame question, and he tells us about his new hobby that originated from a drugged up bet. We play a game of 'Would You Lie To Me?' in which Jaack feeds Dan a series of statements, and Robbie and Stevie have to decipher whether they're true facts or porky pies. Did Dan set up the Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor fight? Did he once spend a week in the Caribbean with Susan Boyle? Did he sneak into Trump's inauguration? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 20 · 1 hr 36 min
651 - Stoner Thoughts (420 Blaze It)
Happy 420 y’all! To celebrate our favourite day of the year, we’ve asked Jack Smith to join us for his hat trick appearance as we dive into Stoner Thoughts - unfiltered questions that sound genius when you’re high but completely unhinged when you’re not. From time travel and placenta toasties, to drunk crabs and hand washing ethics. If humans laid eggs, would you eat them? Could Mo Farah beat Luke Littler in a darts x marathon hybrid? What would be the worst “life stat” to learn about our mates? Check out #612 for Shower Thoughts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 16 · 1 hr 9 min
650 - MICHAEL “The Grinder” MIZRACHI - The Man Who Partied Himself Into Poker Hall Of Fame (WSOP Winner)
Michael “The Grinder” Mizrachi joins Happy Hour fresh off a whirlwind run that’s cemented his legacy as one of poker’s all time greats. A newly crowned 2025 World Series of Poker Main Event champion and Hall of Famer, Michael reflects on a career that’s seen him rack up over $30 million in earnings, win eight WSOP bracelets, and dominate the Poker Players Championship an unprecedented four times. And he’s done it all without studying a second of poker. Michael has graciously flown over all the way from America to tell Happy Hour about his life from underground games as a teenager to million dollar wins to blowing his fortune in minutes. He chats celebrity encounters, three day long Vegas parties, and the craziest thing he’s ever spent his money on. Michael shares his opinons on Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey, Jason Koon, and more. Plus the insane reason he was nearly an hour late to Day 6 of the WSOP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 13 · 1 hr 20 min
649 - Stevie’s Syndromes
In an absolute minefield of an episode, fan favourite Jon Beer is BACK for what may be Happy Hour’s last ever episode. Stevie is armed with a list of very rare syndromes but instead of naming them outright, the boys have to guess what they are from the syndrome’s nickname. Would you rather be trapped in a near-endless sleep cycle, slowly turn into stone, always be drunk without touching a drop of alcohol, or have a leg grow out of your belly? In lighter and less medical news, Jon also spills the beans on his Ballon d’Or winner neighbour and the naughty things he’s been doing on his balcony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 9 · 1 hr 46 min
648 - The Real BEAVO Revealed: A Raw Honest Interview (Bonnie Blue Collab, Making His Mum Start OF, & Secretly BROKE)
Today on the show is a bit of a polarising character. An intriguing man. An online phenomenon. We’re sitting down with Brandon Beavis - better known online as Beavo, the man that swallows roast potatoes whole. In this extensive interview, we go into detail about his many online controversies. Did he lie about being homeless? Is it his real mum on OnlyFans? Why does he have beef with AngryGinge? Is it actually Beavo in his porn POV videos? Does he regret anything? We delve into money, including how much he earnt from his 30 million view Sunday dinner video, how much his ‘Beavo’ chain is actually worth, and the lowest point in his life in recent years where he was secretly broke. He explains what caused a giant bust up with his mum, the real reason he broke up with Sophia and what it was like to collab with infamous adult content creator Bonnie Blue. We ask him how much of a character Beavo is, and what the differences are between Beavo and Brandon. We really get to know the person behind the internet meme and this is potentially the first time we’ve ever properly called out a guest. Is Beavo a harmful character, or is he simply a misled young man that will do literally anything for cash and clicks? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 6 · 1 hr 18 min
647 - Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals 5!
Welcome to the FIFTH instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals. We’re approaching the halfway point in the book now so join us as the boys delve into a fresh selection of unbelievable humans hoping to fill some more spaces indra book. There’s a Shaolin monk whose incredible feat of strength makes our stomachs churn, a woman who developed a serious illness after something innocent her boyfriend did to her, and a man who decided to replace a body part with a piece of technology. We’ve also got a couple of world record breakers - all in the penis department… Check out #411, #461, #488 and #557 for the previous Indraviduals episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
April 2 · 1 hr 10 min
646 - Our Greatest Ever ‘Would You Lie To Me’ ft. Matt Richardson!
Today on the pod, we welcome back the third most famous comedian with the surname Richardson - and now a TikTok megastar - Matt Richardson! We put Matt’s acting skills to the test with a game of “Would You Lie to Me?”, where he reads out a series of anecdotes, some true and some completely made up by Jaack. Joined by special guest Pussy Bitch, Stevie has to figure out whether Matt is telling the truth or spinning a big fat fib. From pedophiles to 9/11, bath time to breakups, and celebrity intruders to cheese overdoses, we cover it all… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 30 · 1 hr 31 min
645 - The BEST Urban Legends EVER? (Urban Legends World Cup)
In an episode that Jaack describes as “his favourite urban legends ever,” Stevie brings us six more urby legz from around the globe, going head to head in his very own tournament - The World Cup of Urban Legends. We’ve got a love bombing, thick goblin with a hair fetish facing off against a horrifying hitchhiker whose disturbing body part gives away her disguise. An ugly goblin that leaves a disgusting present on your doorstep takes on a ghostly entity blamed for why people don’t leave clothes out to dry at night. And finally, a world-famous stinky emo goes up against a Pokémon-like creature with a taste for young women… If you enjoyed this, check out #577 and #602 for more sexy urban legends! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 26 · 1 hr 23 min
644 - Get To Know Jon Beer!
You may know Jon as a co-host on the You Don’t Know What You’re Doing podcast alongside David Earl and our very own Alfie Indra. Or you may know Jon from the Happy Hour Christmas Special 2025 where he caused a bit of a stir in the comments… Well he’s BACK ON to answer a bunch of intrusive questions about his life. We delve into his beef with Stevie, his surprisingly wholesome guilty pleasure, and why one alcoholic drink could kill him. Jon tells us about his woeful love life, including all the details from his recent speed dating experience and how Jaack ruined Jon’s chances of finding his perfect match. And to avoid him saying anything that will get himself cancelled, Jon has brought his lawyer in with him… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 23 · 1 hr 18 min
643 - Disturbing Facts That Will Blow Your Dick Off!
This week, Stevie has turned up with a collection of facts. We’re talking alleged care home horror stories, bizarre Victorian trends that make modern beauty standards look tame, and something lurking in the rainforest that might genuinely be one of the worst things on Earth to touch. There’s a statistic that might make you think twice about ever needing surgery, and a legal argument that sounds clever until you think about it for more than two seconds. There’s just one problem… some of these facts might not be real. This may also be the last episode we ever post. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 19 · 1 hr 21 min
642 - RED RICHARDSON - LooksMaxxing, Nearly Cast As Harry Potter, & Caught In A Terrorist Attack!
Stand up comedian, podcaster, and serial liar Red Richardson is on the pod! Red shares some of the strangest moments of his life, including being caught up in a terrorist attack in London, nearly landing the role of Harry Potter, the mission to track down his mate’s stolen car, and the WhatsApp group chat drama that exposed his neighbour’s secret. We explore Red’s journey through comedy, from his disastrous early gigs, to supporting Ricky Gervais at shows a decade later. Red talks about the difference between UK and US crowds and the backlash around comedy today. Plus, we hear about his cursed TikTok algorithm, and his surprising knowledge of looksmaxxing, mogging and something called a Clav…? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 16 · 1 hr 20 min
641 - Alfie’s Gone Viral , Robbie Got High, & Jaack Got The Ick From His Cat… (FourSkins All Caught Up)
Alfie has been racking up views on social media and has gone viral not once, not twice, not three- actually yeah it was three times. He tells us how he ended up on the news and how he’s dealing with his new found fame. Jaack is being a boomer, his (stolen) cat also did something that traumatised him, and we hear about the terrible things he received for his birthday. Robbie’s got wood. He’s been fighting kids. Those two sentences are thankfully not related. He also got high. Very, very high. Stevie accidentally became best mates with a roadman. Plus he shares how he’s planning to do some unspeakable things on July 3rd… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices