JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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20 episodes
Updated Thursday
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Episodes20

Newest first

Thursday · 1 hr 5 min
679 - A Very Weird History Lesson With Samuel Pepys
Special guest Samuel Pepys (who sounds suspiciously similar to Robbie) has time travelled to the present day in an attempt to educate the boys on life in the 1700s while they try their best to bring him up to speed with the 21st century. Jaack and Stevie hear about the weirdest corners of Britain's past, like the Great Gin Craze, what the world's first vending machine was used for, and why rich people paid men to live in their back garden. We look at some of history's strangest jobs including resurrectionists, toshers, link boys, pure finders and knocker-ups. We also dive into the most ridiculous sporting events ever invented, from cock throwing and competitive walking to ratting and goose riding. Plus insane asylums, syphilis, blood transfusions. Why couldn’t history lessons be like this in school? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 27 · 1 hr 7 min
678 - Things That Turn Us On...
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July 23 · 1 hr 14 min
677 - Magician Harry Moulding PREDICTED The World Cup… THE REVEAL!
Back in June, Harry Moulding gave us a wax sealed glass bottle containing his prediction for the World Cup 2026 winner. It's been sitting untouched in the studio ever since... and it’s finally time to smash it open to see if he got it right! Fresh off winning Britain's Got Talent 2025, Harry talks us through the entire audition process, why he nearly didn't apply, responds to critics who say his proposal trick was fixed, and shares what went wrong during his live semi-final performance. He talks us through the moment KSI pressed the golden buzzer, shares his opinion on Dynamo and Derren Brown, and lets us know how the magic community deals with people who expose tricks online. Plus, Harry tells us what it was like performing a private magic show for King Charles and why he wasn't allowed to tell anyone about it. He also leaves Jaack and Stevie utterly baffled with two magic tricks performed live on the pod. Find Harry on YouTube: @HarryMouldingMagic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 20 · 1 hr 9 min
676 - Alfie Nearly Got Mauled To Death… (All Caught Up!)
Alfie's FINALLY back after weeks of travelling, but he almost didn’t make it home… After touring the USA for the World Cup, he has plenty of stories including overdosing on Olive Garden, creepy airbnbs, encountering a worse driver than Jaack, being kicked out of an airport restaurant, and how he was nearly mauled to death by murderous dogs. Plus the rank ingredient he accidentally added to his bbq brisket, meeting Kevin Hart, and discovering that Hollywood isn't quite as glamorous as it looks on screen. We learn about Alfie's secret rap alter ego, a stressful hospital revelation, and why Jack got into a fight in The Murderers. We also debrief after our one-off live show where we pranked our audience, had a chaotic ‘Would You Lie To Me’ segment, and Robbie debuted his new singing voice on stage! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 13 · 1 hr 18 min
675 - Disneyland Drama, Delivery Driver Bribes, & Drunk Tattoos At Download Festival (All Caught Up!)
Stevie has NOT been having a good time lately. He went full Karen mode at Disneyland and made a child cry, so we decide whether it was justified. He had a disastrous food delivery that ended in a big cash bribe. And he got so hammered during his day trip to Download Festival that he doesn’t remember seeing the headline act… or getting a drunk tattoo. Jaack’s month hasn’t been too great either. He shares how he was robbed on his trip to Poland, nearly started on by a terrifying Mexican man, and accused of hitting a woman at the beach. He’s also been roasted heavily on Twitter, and risked his life for some ASMR. Robbie didn’t escape the cursed month either as he missed his opportunity to harvest his allotment radishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 9 · 1 hr 56 min
674 - ZAC ALSOP - Losing The Sidemen’s Money, Dave’s £1,000 Bungee Jump, & Nearly DYING In A Tornado!
One of YouTube’s most creative creators Zac Alsop is back for his hat trick ball with stories that sound completely made up, but somehow aren't. From secretly spending hours underwater to outsmart the Sidemen, chasing tornadoes in a dodgy truck, pickpocketing actual pickpockets to get revenge for his friend, to risking his life for some cheese. There's the saga of Dave the delivery driver who became an internet legend after being given a £1,000 tip to bungee jump with a takeaway, and how it all fell apart at the last second. We also dive into how YouTube has changed after nearly 10 years, why subscriber counts don't matter anymore, how Zac comes up with viral ideas, and the insane lengths he'll go to for a video. Plus taking backshots from Eddie Hall for cash, the wonder of GaryEats, and Jaack pitches some ridiculous YouTube comeback ideas to Zac who lets us know if they’re bangers or forgettable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 6 · 1 hr 3 min
673 - More Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On…
The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing more things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is smoking weed cool? Does anyone actually like the taste of beer? What do we think of Americans? Should you teach yourself to enjoy spicy food? What age is actually “old”? Plus doves vs pigeons, and Stevie has found a new drug… Check out #665 for Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On (Part 1) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 2 · 1 hr 9 min
672 - DOMINIK MYSTERIO & LIV MORGAN - Rey Mysterio Custody Battle, John Cena Feud, & Rhea Ripley Rivalry!
We're joined by two of WWE's biggest stars and one of the most talked about wrestling duos - Dominik Mysterio and Liv Morgan. From reliving the legendary Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero custody match that made Dom famous as a kid, to Liv revealing how she was discovered, to what really happens at WWE tryouts, to how wrestling personas are created and how storylines actually work. We compare American and British WWE crowds and hear which state the pair dread performing in. Liv tells us about dislocating both shoulders live on TV, Dom explains why he hated wrestling growing up, and we cover the story behind Liv stealing Dom from love rival Rhea Ripley. Plus the John Cena feud and why Dom will never team up with Logan Paul. After Jaack and Stevie learn about wrestling, they teach Dom and Liv about the wonders of British cuisine, from sausage rolls to Spoons to Sunday roasts, but there’s one dish which absolutely breaks Dominik… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 29 · 1 hr 14 min
671 - Designing Our DREAM Summer Camps!
‘Dream’ episodes are our favourite theme for episodes, so today we're planning our dream summer camps... with a twist. We've each designed our own camp from the ground up, choosing the location, activities, food, day trip, evening entertainment, and even a full marketing campaign. There's just one small catch: each of us picked a completely different target audience for our campers, and somehow every camp ended up being just a little bit... undesirable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 25 · 1 hr 46 min
670 - STUART MICHAEL – We Ask A Psychic Medium EVERYTHING - Can He REALLY Connect To The Spirit World?
Happy Hour has always been about hosting guests from all walks of life, from celebrities to internet personalities to people with fascinating careers. So when psychic medium Stuart Michael’s team reached out to ask if we’d host him, we couldn’t say no. In this episode, Stuart shares the story of how he discovered his apparent ability to communicate with spirits at just five years old, and how a set of Woolworths tarot cards kickstarted his career. We explore some of the biggest questions people have about the spirit world: Do spirits attend their own funerals? What do they look like? Can you switch your psychic abilities off? Stuart also opens up about communicating with dead celebrities, dealing with sceptics, and what happens when no spirits are willing to come through during a live performance. Plus, we discuss the ethics of mediumship, the morality of charging for readings, and his views on Derren Brown, Clinton Baptiste, and the growing industry of expensive phone readings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 22 · 1 hr 17 min
669 - Michael Phelps Is A Chode (ft. Very Drunk Stevie)
Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome back to the World Cup of Everything. Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are once again making their way through knockout rounds of 16 random options from a category of their choice, until only one winner remains. Jaack has picked athletes, Robbie’s category is smells, and a very drunk Stevie gives us… potatoes. Check out #659 for the previous World Cup Of Everything episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 18 · 1 hr 14 min
668 - We're All Wart Up Baby, All Wart Up!
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June 15 · 1 hr 30 min
667 - World Cup 2026 Special ft. Tom Garratt & Zac Djellab!
To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special. Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goals to the most irritating footballers in the game and the worst matches we’ve suffered through. We make our full World Cup 2026 predictions, including England's chances, potential flops, breakout stars, squad selections, and one bizarre thing we think will happen during the tournament. And there’s money on the line as the boys go head to head with a football quiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 11 · 1 hr 46 min
666 - Designing Our NIGHTMARE Day!
In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day. What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime activity? Cursed gift? Which 3 people are you bringing along for the day? What’s for dinner? Evening activity? How do you end the night? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 8 · 1 hr 20 min
665 - Things We’ve Changed Our Minds On… ft. DRUNK STEVIE
The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is religion harmful? Plus militant vegans, Bojack Horseman, skinny jeans, mint Aero, and boxers vs briefs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 4 · 1 hr 22 min
664 - ‘Would You Lie To Me?’ with Special Guest SIMON WILSON!
Simon Wilson makes his Happy Hour hat trick, and this time he’s on for a game of ‘Would You Lie To Me?’! Simon has to read out a series of statements - some true and some completely made up - to see if reigning champion Stevie can separate the fact from the fiction. Did Simon have a cameo in a Justin Bieber music video? Does he regularly play the president of Poland on Playstation? Did he win an ITV dating show and then reject his match? Is it true that he celebrated his birthday in North Korea with a cake from the government? We also chat fatherhood (his 1 year old son has already been to more countries than us) and his latest travel adventures including a trip on Pakistan’s most dangerous sleeper train. Plus Simon brings in an item to show us that is without a doubt the most expensive thing that has ever been inside the Happy Hour studio… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 1 · 1 hr 18 min
663 - Stolen Sex Toys, Pillowcase Poops, & Historical Hook Ups… Reacting To Listener Confessions!
It’s been a year since last our confessions episode and, with our upcoming live show, we decided now is the perfect time to collect more of our listeners deepest darkest confessions. Two little boys and their really old dad are reacting to YOUR submissions, and deciding whether the filthy sinners can be forgiven. We’ve got a groundbreaking update on a confession someone made in front of the entire audience at a 2023 Happy Hour live show that involves a famous singer. There’s a blunder with a beggar, a shoe swap in a shoe shop, and a faecal gift for a future mother-in-law. Jaack also has a few confessions of his own, including his bidet fail, why he made the news at age six, and the prank he played on a neighbour that haunts him to this day… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 28 · 2 hr 12 min
662 - DR DEAN LOMAX - Britain’s TOP Dinosaur Expert Reveals Insane Prehistoric Secrets! (2 Hour Special)
In this special 2 hour long episode, we sit down with renowned palaeontologist and author Dr Dean Lomax for a journey into the world of dinosaurs! After showing an interest in palaeontology (the study of prehistoric life through fossils) from a young age, Dean sold his Star Wars collectibles to fund a fossil hunting trip in Wyoming at the age of 18. He has since uncovered countless fossils, named new species, written multiple books and academic papers, and worked on films and tv shows as a dinosaur expert. Not bad for someone who failed science at school. Dean shares how he discovered a dinosaur whilst having a wee, tells us about his friendship with David Attenborough, and reveals what happens on a dig site. He answers all of our silly questions - Could we bring dinosaurs back to life through DNA like in Jurassic Park? Can you name a new species of dinosaur after yourself? How do we know that dinosaur bones haven’t been mixed up with other species? Which Pokemon are based on real dinos? Plus Dean brings in some actual treasures from the ancient world, and we crack open some fossils live on the pod! Dr Lomax’s books are available on Amazon, or Waterstones in the UK. Check out his latest release “The Secret Lives of Dinosaurs”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 25 · 1 hr 25 min
661 - A Very Mentally Vulnerable Minute (Fourskins All Caught Up!)
Robbie has beef with a taxi driver. Stevie has beef with marathons. Alfie has beef with Jason Derulo and British Airways. Jaack has beef with horse racing, his cousin Sonny, bullet trains, capybara cafes, influencers, and the Fourskins for not tuning in when he played a brand new sport on telly. But mainly this episode is one giant Mentally Vulnerable Minute for Alfie... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 21 · 1 hr 30 min
660 - NATHAN ASPINALL - Scouted By Man Utd, Matchplay Champion, & Battle With Dartitis
From self-confessed chav to becoming a UK Open champion, World Matchplay winner, and two time World Championship semi finalist - Nathan “The Asp” Aspinall shares some very honest opinions about the sport he’s become one of the best in the world at. We talk about being scouted as a goalkeeper by Manchester United, turning down Rangers, working as an accountant before risking everything on darts, and the moment he realised he could genuinely make it as a pro. Nathan chats going from pub leagues to Q school, earning his tour card, and the moment he found out he didn’t make the Premier League 2026 line up via TEXT. We dive into his struggles with dartitis, what the “Aspinall Rash” is, and how he's somehow made it big while admitting he does zero practice. Nathan reveals which darts players are invited to his wedding, and which of them has their own room in his house! Plus some very questionable pet ownership, how a phobia nearly made him move house, and blind ranking the greatest walk-ons in darts history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices