Hamish & Andy

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Australian comedy duo Hamish Blake and Andy Lee continue to taunt each other and their button-pusher Jack with a weekly show that is more about their listeners than it is about themselves. Hamish & Andy question and test the smaller things in life, no pondering too small. Visit hamishandandy.com

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Today · 46 min
343 - ⁠Slow Down the Matcha
Andy reports back after encouraging Bec to slow down her matcha routine and embrace a more formal ritual. The boys investigate a seemingly unbelievable ad starring Sydney Swans star Isaac Heeney, Jack finally delivers an update on the long-awaited Hamish & Andy board game, and Hame's Hives returns with a genuine buzz. 1. Bec is rushing her matcha 2. Jack’s H&A board game progress 3. Isaac Heneney’s completely realistic ad 4. Hame’s Hives cocktail party
July 29 · 44 min
342 - Big Tennis's Big Claim
Hamish kicks off the show with an accidental sexy surprise. Extreme Empaths return with more confessions, the Bat Tennis investigation is finally solved, and Andy shares the clever couples' trick he uses on Bec. Plus, Hamish discovers a workplace sign that he and Andy would definitely ignore. 1. A Very Sexy Update 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Big Tennis Reach Out 4. Couples Tricks 5. The Un-fun Workplace Sign
July 22 · 44 min
341 - Pizza for the People: Jury Selection
The date is locked in and the jury selected for the Pizza for the People showdown between full-blooded Italian Luca, and 1/8th Italian Hamish! Andy has been surprised and delighted by something his plumber did in his kitchen, and Hamish probably won’t be trusted to book any holiday excursions for his family again anytime soon. 1. 100 pizza jury is selected 2. Power moves 3. Plumber’s plate stacking skills pleases Andy 4. Holiday cooking class fail
July 15 · 45 min
340 - Risking Bec’s Life for an AirPod
Andy turns private investigator when his AirPods lead him on a stakeout through a notoriously dicey LA suburb. Hame interviews for the job of 'office's worst employee', and there's a shocking reveal in the ongoing Fisiocrem saga after a decade of the boys calling it "the world's number one creme." Plus, Upset Andy is back for a special international edition, and there's a huge (but top secret) update from the Hame's Hives world. 1. Risking Bec’s Life for an AirPod 2. Worst Employee 3. Historical Bombshell - Fisiocrem / Sudocrem 4. Upset Andy - International Edition 5. Bee World non-update
July 8 · 43 min
339 - The 100 Pizza Challenge
A standout Jingle Joust makes a return, plus Hame introduces us to Luca, a listener of the show who very quickly becomes a crowd favourite with his exciting pizza challenge!! Song Sleuth is back and the accused doesn’t really stand a chance in this court room! Andy also brings a new game to the table, Rat or Frog, which slightly offends some of the team. 1. Jingle Joust 2. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 1 3. Song Sleuth - Olivia Rodrigo vs Foo Fighters 4. Potato or Tomato - Rat or Frog 5. 100 Pizza Challenge Part 2 - Call to Luca
July 1 · 42 min
338 - Andy’s WhatsApp Mishap
Jack makes another huge statement in relation to the Hamish & Andy board game, whilst Andy falls victim to a terribly unfortunate (but relatable) WhatsApp mishap. Hame is a man of his word and performs a Gusto Check on a cafe he visited recently, which scores a record high! Plus, favourite human actor from the movie War Horse, Jeremy Irvine, delivers another hectic voice-note from the London dating scene! 1. Jack’s Board Game Update 2. WhatsApp Mishap 3. Gusto Check - Pedlar Project Cafe 4. Another Jeremy Irvine Voice Memo 5. A Dime A Dozen
June 24 · 44 min
337 - Hame's Hives Instagram Custody Battle
Buzz is brewing with another Hame's Hives update as Hamish negotiates for custody of the Hame's Hives Instagram handle. Hamish declares himself a blue-ribbon husband and explains why, leading the boys to brag about their own husband credentials. Plus, Extreme Empaths, and Darcy is under the microscope once again! 1. Hive-Off 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Blue Ribbon Husbands 4. Darcy Under the Microscope
June 17 · 47 min
336 - Questionable Aisle Songs
Andy and Bec are still in the midst of wedding planning and need to decide which song Bec will walk down the aisle to. Hamish and Jack have come up with some questionable suggestions. Chit Chat Champion: FIFA World Cup Edition. Hamish's Bat Tennis investigation continues, and Andy has a musical mystery for the boys to solve. Plus, Hamish tests the boys with "The Checklist Game". 1. Potential Wedding Songs 2. Chit Chat Champion 3. Bat Tennis Investigation Results 4. Melodical Mystery 5. The Check List Game
June 10 · 42 min
335 - Core Blake Family Moment Unlocked
An early morning incident involving Hamish leaves the entire household wide awake! Andy's brother Cam discovers that a catastrophe at his new house was also caused by Hamish! 'Salacious Headlines' makes a return after a comment Andy made to a passing journalist got him into trouble with Bec. Plus, some 'Power Moves' to elevate your status in the workplace, and Hamish sparks an investigation into the disappearance of the game Bat Tennis after reminiscing about playing it in primary school. 1. Hamish Woke the House Up 2. Salacious Headlines 3. The Liquid Sandwich 4. Power Moves 5. NSW vs. VIC - An Ongoing Investigation
June 3 · 42 min
334 - Hamish's Responsible Swearing
With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'. 1. The Price is Correct 2. Parenting Update: Swearing Edition 3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought of in a While 4. Andy Lying to His Doctor
May 27 · 47 min
333 - Chipping for Approval
Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain! 1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 2. Lady of Stain 3. Hame’s Hives Verbal Agreement
May 20 · 47 min
332 - Golden Day: Spending the People’s Bitcoin
It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent trip overseas. Meanwhile, Hamish has an update on Jack’s attempt to return his drum kit - with plenty of confusion around the plan! 1. It’s Golden Day 2. Pleasure Andy 3. Who Did I See? 4. The Drums Get Delivered
May 13 · 41 min
331 - "Like a Palm Tree in a Tornado" 💨🌴
In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Empaths and, after a long hiatus, Incredible Drops makes its return! 1. The Wedding Rehearsal Plan & Celebrant’s Words 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Hamish’s Mum’s Lunch Ruined 4. Incredible Drops 5. The Court of Andy Lee
May 6 · 43 min
330 - ⁠Hamish’s Meme Misfire
The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish. 1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding 2. Darcy Under the Microscope 3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë 4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney
April 29 · 43 min
329 - The Pub's Been Robbed!
The King Bee reveals the progress he’s made on his organic, single-origin NZ alpine honey venture, and the guys have another classic interaction with beloved pizza shop owner Zio Pino. They also set some ground rules for the upcoming Golden Day, where Hamish gets to impulse-buy his way out of his online shopping habit, and chat to the manager of their pub, Old Mates in New York, about an iconic Australian artefact stolen by a very unlikely pair! 1. Hame’s Hives Ring-Around 2. Pizza Lotto 3. Golden Day Announcement 4. Old Mates Robbery
April 22 · 42 min
328 - From One Dad to Another... I Want My Drums Back!
Hamish wants his drum kit back from Jack and has found a very roundabout way of requesting its return. Tagline Sleuth returns with two big hitters as we attempt to settle who got in first! Chit Chat Champions is also back, and the boys check in with a naturopath, their friend Belle, to get a professional opinion on just how healthy their bowel movements are. 1. Hamish Wants His Drum Kit Back 2. Tag-Line Sleuth 3. Mitch Calls Back 4. Chit Chat Champions 5. Naturopath Belle
April 15 · 41 min
327 - ⁠Jingle Joust Returns
Andy gets word from Liam Hemsworth’s camp in response to the challenge invite. Plus Jingle Joust returns, you send in some epic Power Moves, Hamish goes way too deep on his bowel movements (again), and Bec’s has an emergency spider call. 1. Jingle Joust 2. Most Expensive Fish 3. Power Moves 4. Poo Clock 5. Case of the Fake Spider
April 8 · 45 min
326 - Andy's Always Living In Hame's Head
The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator. 1. Bitcoin Blitz 2. Lady of Stain 3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning 4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head
April 1 · 42 min
325 - ⁠Definitive Answer On Who Is The Sexiest Dancer
The Hottest Dance Contest results are in! But whose moves reign supreme - Hamish, Andy, or Jack? The women of New York City give the final verdict. Extreme Empath makes its long-awaited return for the year, and Andy walks us through the best (and possibly most questionable) ads he spotted over summer. Plus, the latest on Liam Hemsworth and the skill challenge invite - and, of course, Hamish's bee operation! 1. Who's The Sexiest Dancer? 2. Extreme Empaths 3. Best Ads Of The Summer 4. Hemsworth... The Chosen One?
March 25 · 44 min
324 - The Wedding Game Results
Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Upset Andy 2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 4. Dance Contest