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Lottie Morley & Lulu Gould

🚨breaking: absolutely nothing important🚨

Journalists Lottie Morley and Lulu Gould look at everything but the top stories.

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  • 30 episodes
  • Updated Thursday

Episodes30

  • February 5 · 49 min

    Episode 10: Who is Ben Affleck?

    Lottie and Lulu discuss some of the more salacious revelations from the latest dump of Epstein files, from STDs to whether it’s appropriate to talk about your child’s sex life with a sex offender. They remind themselves of Bennifer’s relationship timeline after they were spotted holding hands and they ask if AI can really be your boyfriend if you can’t snog it.

  • January 29 · 47 min

    Episode 9: Team Katie Price

    Lottie and Lulu discuss Katie Price’s fourth marriage to a man who loves Facetune, the Fab Five fallout post Queer Eye and all the drama at the ‘zoo’ also known as the Australian Open.

  • January 22 · 1 hr 4 min

    Episode 8: DJ Fat Tony, release the tapes

    Lottie and Lulu weigh in on the transatlantic issue of our time: BECKSIT. Whose side are you on?! They also cover everyone’s favourite gay hockey show, Heated Rivalry and Pandorogate, the perfect millennial tale of hubris.

  • January 15 · 48 min

    Episode 7: Keeping up with the Kootcha-Kunises

    Lottie and Lulu discuss Greg Wallace's apology, which is personal for them as future 'middle class women of a certain age', and ask: Who the hell is Vas J Morgan? Plz can someone let them know. They get into Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's red carpet return after their cancellation and they pay an Etsy Witch to cast some spells.

  • January 8 · 51 min

    Episode 6: Lizzie McGuire vs Sharpay Evans

    Lottie and Lulu consider if Club Chalamet should have a restraining order, whether Ashley Tisdale deserved to be kicked out her mum group and the latest on the fake medal man.

  • January 2 · 47 min

    Episode 5: 2025 Recap

    Lottie and Lulu run through their favourite things from 2025 month by month. Remember when TikTok got banned in the US for 3 days? What about Drake suing Kendrick? Lauren Sanchez Bezos went to space and got married to a billionaire this year, what did YOU do? All that and much more on this week's episode.

  • Dec 24, 2025 · 47 min

    Episode 4: Timmy get doon

    Lottie and Lulu discuss how much they would need to be paid to let Anthony Joshua punch them, Erika Kirk’s appearances at Americafest, whose side they are on in the Beckham Family Feud and Timothée Chalamet’s appearance on top of The Sphere (which is round)

  • Dec 18, 2025 · 50 min

    Episode 3: Piss on the world, hell

    Lottie and Lulu ponder whether Erika Kirk is possessed, why millennial optimism is having a comeback, Melania Trump’s well-documented hatred of the holiday season and Timothée Chalamet’s campaign to win an Oscar.

  • Dec 11, 2025 · 41 min

    Episode 2: Difficult second episode

    Lottie & Lulu discuss Olivia Nuzzi parting ways with Vanity Fair, what a generation of only children might look like and Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau making it insta official.