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Lottie Morley & Lulu Gould

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Journalists Lottie Morley and Lulu Gould look at everything but the top stories

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#40
Thursday · 52 min
Kelly Clarkson and Molly the mechanical bird
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss Kelly Clarkson’s starring role in Pretty Woman 2 - but instead of Richard Gere, it’s Molly, the animatronic singing and dancing wooden bird. Actress Selma Blair and Lottie have something in common - and it’s not that they’re both excellent actors. Lulu runs through her favourite MAGA ladies of the week as they become increasingly ridiculous.
#39
October 8 · 46 min
Doomsday prepping for dummies (plague edition)
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss the return of the PLAGUE (!!!) and the not-so-mysterious death of American Idol star Caleb Flynn’s wife after he had an affair with a 20-year-old who he sent AI-generated love songs. They also talk about the unusual Strictly Come Dancing to GB News career pathway taken by… AJ Pritchard. Oh, and would you rather be killed by lethal injection, pneumonic plague or AI??
#38
October 1 · 1 hr 11 min
Covid conscious lesbians with Bebe Cave
In which Lottie and Lulu are joined by actress and writer Bebe Cave. They discuss the Covid-conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts that’s made headlines around the world. They also talk about the dystopian sponsors of the Vogue World fashion week event and what that means for our society, Davide from Love Island’s crime lord girlfriend and Bebe’s brainchild, the pillars of femininity. Bebe also addresses allegations that she attended clown school.
#37
September 17 · 45 min
If you’re covered in sh*t, it’s time to quit
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss whether it'a acceptable to ask your fiancée if you can shag someone else before you get married, and Donald Trump junior's Russian sponsored wedding fireworks. They debate whether Hyrox is actually a mental illness and whether they think it's acceptable to soil yourself in the name of winning. And finally, two women adopted from India to the Netherlands as babies who became friends discover something wonderful about themselves.
#36
September 10 · 56 min
Gluck Gluck 3000?
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss Alix Earle's new Netflix show and the revelations about her relationship with Alex Cooper. They talk about the firms using X-factor style audition processes to hire young candidates and the man who died from getting filler in his penis. Lottie also reveals secrets about her past and Lulu works through one of her most embarrassing moments.
#35
September 3 · 1 hr 2 min
IRA man Lee Andrews?
In which Lottie and Lulu report on Katie Price’s impending (fourth) divorce from serial conman Lee Andrews, along with his claims that he was raised by a senior member of the IRA. They discuss Brigitte Macron’s daughter following in her mother’s footsteps and dating a man more than 20 years her junior, and the accession of the new Norwegian King and Queen. They also offer their high level analysis of the news story from Essex where a man did unspeakable things with a carrot in public.
#34
August 27 · 1 hr 3 min
Snogging begets snogging
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss whether your significant other would be cheating if they put their genitalia in the hoover, where Harry and Meghan are likely to be living now they’re back in the UK and whether a Titanic themed slide is disrespectful. They get into snogging tips for Gen Z and talk about ‘Goosegate’, the tennis club in Surrey that decided to kill a family of geese in cold blood and lie about it to their members. This episode contains STRONG language, ADULT themes and a BIG reveal.
#33
August 20 · 51 min
Bert and Goosey Gerber take on the world
Lottie and Lulu speak about Donald Trump's new work wife, Natalie Harp and McLovin from Superbad running a cocaine frat house at Penn State University. They discuss how it looks like Microsoft nepo baby Phoebe Gates' cookie stuffing Phia faux pas was actually on purpose. They think about writing a children's book based on the Texas goose who saved 60 other birds from a burning barn (!!!) and the girls talk about Disney adults, after superfan Toni Kulusich was accused of stalking her favourite character, Peter Pan. Is visiting his "home" at Disneyland once a week too much?
#32
August 13 · 44 min
Married to the hidden Dragon King
In which they discuss whether you should go halfsies on your own engagement ring, the AI fruit that's radicalising children and Rachel Dolezal's career as a sex coach. Lottie and Lulu also offer parenting advice (as two non-parents) to the family of the child who was so badly behaved their flight had to turn around and return to the terminal before take off.
#31
August 6 · 49 min
Danny Cipriani, pay for your own damn wedding
In which the girls discuss Suki Waterhouse saying she's never seen Twilight, whether Danny Cipriani should be rich enough to pay for his own wedding and the man who enacted a midnight murder plot on his neighbours fish. Lottie and Lulu also discuss the American preachers daughter who says teenage girls talking to one another too much makes them gay and the Mormon practise of 'soaking'. This episode contains strong language and graphic sexual references.
#30
July 30 · 59 min
Happy Birthday Punch the monkey
In which Lottie and Lulu discuss their attitudes to risk and Lottie's meet cute with Greg Wallace. You'll hear a breakdown the GOP primary for Governor of Colorado with its insane cast of characters. They ponder whether Emily Wilson heard their review of The Odyssey and decided she didn't like it much either, how many birthday cards a famous monkey should expect to receive and whether Prince Louis' sexuality should be up for public discussion.
#29
July 23 · 50 min
The Odyssey: an unofficial review
Lottie and Lulu dissect Christopher Nolan's newest film. Lulu's been to see The Odyssey, Lottie hasn't, but they both, surprisingly, have THOUGHTS. They return to the Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga after he was accused of trying to sell a sex tape, before taking a look at Matty Healy's stag do and subsequent wedding, asking whether he was taking a swipe at Taylor Swift... or if he truly does not care. Finally, the girls analyse Madonna, BTS and Justin Bieber at the FIFA World Cup half-time show and ask whether football has finally gone full Super Bowl. Oh, and is it ever acceptable to wear white to a wedding à la Spice Girl Geri Halliwell?
#28
July 17 · 54 min
Harry Potter and the Penal Colony
Lottie and Lulu discuss Katie Price's husband Lee Andrews being BACK in prison and speculate as to why. They offer rudimentary analysis of the scandal engulfing Bill Gates' Girl Boss daughter Phoebe, and consider how they would react if someone was sucked out of an aeroplane they were travelling on. Finally, they discuss the Ukrainian prisoner of war who dictated all seven Harry Potter books from memory to his inmates, and the creative licence he may have taken in the retelling.
#27
July 9 · 1 hr 10 min
Taylor Swift's actual wedding
Lottie and Lulu discuss Taylor and Travis' wedding at length, getting into the guest list, food options, music choices and outfit selections. Lottie tries to make a letter bomb salacious and briefly gets into the annexation of Crimea before Lulu swiftly moves on to Prince Harry's UK visit without Meghan and Nicola Sturgeon's single-girl era. The girls wonder whether Zendaya is raising the planet's temperature with her outfit choices and whether it's appropriate for a Prime Minister to play Shag, Marry, Date.
#26
July 2 · 1 hr 2 min
Taylor Swift's wedding & frugal freaks
Lottie and Lulu discuss whether Taylor Swift will really get married at MSG this weekend, and what the toilet situation will be if she does. They ponder the non-existence of the live stream Katie Price and Lee Andrews promised, and the Indian billionaire coming to rescue Pablo Escobar's herd of hippos. On the other end of the wealth spectrum, they discuss the couple who live ultra-frugally to retire early and whether they could do it themselves.
#25
June 25 · 1 hr
Wowcher Witch Hunt
This week Lottie and Lulu discuss their thoughts on Father’s Day, Molly Mae’s baby name and Lee Andrew’s new hair and post-prison persona as adoptive father of Katie Price’s children. They get into the Crown Princess of Norway’s ‘evil’ Targaryen-looking son and ‘Becky Hill’ getting booed off-stage in Glasgow. The girls also decide the country has a right to know who sent THAT Wowcher email.
#24
June 4 · 51 min
Katie Price's husband FOUND, apparently
This week Lottie and Lulu break down how they would spend £400,000 if they happened to know how to embezzle. They talk about Donald Trump's 80th birthday celebrations - he'll be keeping it classy and hosting a UFC cage match on the White House Lawn. They run through all the latest on the search for Mr Katie Price (Lee Andrews) and discuss the 'feud' between Becky Hill and Jack Whitehall.
#23
May 21 · 55 min
Where the hell is Katie Price's husband?
Lottie and Lulu talk about missing person Lee Andrews and reaffirm their loyalty to Katie Price. They also dissect Venezuela Fury’s wedding and discuss what their weddings would have looked like if they got married at 16. They ponder whether they would (allegedly) murder their fathers for €4.5 billion and Jacob Elordi getting caught pulling a sicky.
#22
May 7 · 45 min
JP Morgan 'sex slave'
Lottie and Lulu talk about the Hantavirus outbreak on a cruise ship and offer their professional medical opinions to the Government of Tenerife and the cruise provider. They also get into the ‘sex slave’ accusations made against a JP Morgan employee by her former subordinate and wonder whether a woman would ever actually describe her boobs as ‘canons’ . Finally they ponder whether you should ever talk about giving or receiving oral sex on the internet à la Bryan Johnson and speculate about their vaginal microbiota.
#21
April 30 · 51 min
Murder AND manslaughter
Lottie and Lulu discuss the behaviour of people at the White House correspondents' dinner, whether it’s ever OK to date your friend’s ex, (even if they’re Harry Styles) and King Charles’ squirrel fetish (allegedly). Lulu is ready to kill more animals while Lottie is ready to lay her life on the line for a crayfish she’s never met and Club Chalamet decides she’s had ENOUGH.

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