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Every Damn Magic Card!

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Four mana dorks have been cursed by fate to walk this plane until they've deciphered EVERY DAMN MAGIC CARD! Join Brandon, Meadow, Jesse and George as they invite a beloved guest to chat about their favorite Magic card, and help them reach the bottom of the library one card at a time.

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  • 12 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 1 hr
  • English
  • #12
    Friday · 1 hr 14 min

    Undercover Butler

    Spooky scary! It's the first ever Every Damn Magic Card Halloween spectacular talking about the Magic card Undercover Butler.

  • #11
    October 9 · 1 hr 6 min

    Stargaze

    It's time to gaze at those stars! The Every Damn Magic Card Mana Dorks/Sluts George, Brandon and Jesse go on a magical adventure with Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Stargaze.

  • #10
    September 25 · 1 hr 12 min

    OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE

    Folks, we did it. It's the most silly episode of Every Damn Magic Card yet because we're talking about the unhinged Magic card "Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" (yes this is the actual name)

  • #9
    September 11 · 1 hr 5 min

    Vizzerdrix

    Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon!

  • #8
    August 28 · 1 hr 6 min

    Eight-and-a-Half-Tails

    It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails.

  • #7
    August 14 · 1 hr 4 min

    Arcane Bombardment

    Great news: If you want your bombardments to be arcanic, this is the Every Damn Magic Card episode for YOU! Special guests and Chicago comedian Zach Boyce joins the Mana dorks/sluts George, Jesse and Brandon to talk about the Magic card Arcane Bombardment.

  • #6
    July 31 · 55 min

    Hide//Seek

    Hey there! Vi Conraad of BaddieVilles Got Talent and Jake Avorio of being an Onion Knight join the Mana dorks/sluts George and Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Hide//Seek and let me tell you, it GETS wacky.

  • #5
    July 17 · 49 min

    Volcanic Hammer (1999 Junior Super Series)

    Mana dorks & sluts, rejoice! It’s our 5th episode and first true/official guest episode with Josh Boerman of the fantastic podcasts Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived.

  • #4
    July 3 · 53 min

    Doran, the Siege Tower

    Welcome, brave travelers, to our 4th episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We're getting into some poplar trees you know and love as we're talking about Doran, the Siege Tower from the original Lorwyn set.

  • #3
    June 19 · 53 min

    Nethroi, Apex of Death

    Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death.

  • #2
    June 5 · 42 min

    Land Grant

    Our second episode is here with the mana dorks Jesse, Brandon, and Meadow inviting on their super secret special guest George to talk about the Magic card Land Grant This episode includes deep discussions on Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Smoku, and, of course, an intense Chicago pizza style debate.

  • #1
    May 22 · 1 hr 1 min

    Circling Vultures

    For our first episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We talk Circling Vultures and some bird stories

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