Emotionally Online

Maddie Dragsbaek

A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

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February 27 · 1 hr
your horny movie did not have to be wuthering heights – ep. 148
i've read your messages... i went and saw wuthering heights... and unsurprisingly, i have a lot of thoughts! and my criticism spares no one lol lovers and haters of this movie alike, i have some words for you! we're also chatting about divaphobes, mormon soaking as foreplay, and walking the line between indulging in beauty and accepting yourself as you are. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – so many divaphobes! 18:55 – let's talk about wuthering heights... 41:21 – mormon soaking as foreplay 44:28 – beauty, comparison, and self-acceptance 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 24 · 1 hr 11 min
you think ur ex sucks? he broke up with her at an AA meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 7
in today's episode, we're watching the wheels slowly start to fall off and by that i mean, jax is breaking up with laura leigh at her AA meeting, stassi's on the verge of being fired from jobs she's barely even doing, and sandoval isn't vabbing but god, he wishes that he could. i mean surely, this qualifies jax taylor to be in the worst man hall of fame? (he has hundreds of submissions, he holds a world record maybe) TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – tom sandoval WISHES he could vab 06:25 – getting your first big girl job and realizing you actually have to show up when things suck 11:16 – laura-leigh and jax are at a sauna shop? 18:07 – stassi has a new dog and her and frank? OFFICIALLY done. 19:41 – why do we care about what jax is doing? 21:05 – laura-leigh thanks jax for helping her stay sober... 26:03 – lisa is throwing a dinner party and needs her best servers! 27:04 – the girls are at the pool and the tension is HIGH 28:15 – scheana wants to be liked more than she wants to breathe 29:57 – the most passive aggressive friend group you've ever met 32:21 – jax breaks up with laura-leigh at alcoholics anonymous 41:10 – lisa and pandora are threatening stassi... 46:36 – da boys are at the park? maybe working out? and talking dating with leading expert, jax taylor 53:00 – stassi and laura-leigh go head to head at SUR 58:35 – sandoval playing dress up for 2 minutes 59:50 – scheana can't work the party because brandy's gonna be there... 01:02:40 – jax wants to win stassi back... 01:05:25 – laura-leigh WILL NOT BE GHOSTED 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 19 · 58 min
stop telling us about your loser husband – ep. 147
relationship ragebait! being abducted by mormons! the perils of being an emotionally available dater! in today's episode, we're hitting so many hot topics and i'm DYING to hear your thoughts... CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – i'm back from vacation! 03:40 – "do any of you even like each other?" 08:35 – i was abducted by mormons 13:03 – emotionally available daters have it the hardest 29:22 – the ethics of telling your partner your besties secrets 37:37 – judging your own hobbies 48:44 – stop telling us about your loser husband 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 17 · 1 hr 4 min
fired for an atomic wedgie... hired for riding your coworker in the bathroom | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 6
THEY DID WHAT??? WHERE??? Lisa girl, surely there will be consequences... correct? Who knows!! In today's episode, we're talking peterpalooza, giving a customer an atomic wedgie, having sex at work with the bathroom door unlocked, and bringing your unemployed situationship of 2 weeks to meet your parents because everything makes so much sense in this show. I love it here!!! CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – have you ever known someone who got an atomic wedgie? 08:25 – the ACTORS are running lines 09:35 – peterpalooza!!! 11:50 – frank does not respect stassi's fashion collumn 14:18 – HR crisis! jax and laura-leigh fucked AT sur?!? 17:02 – stassi and scheana break bread 19:35 – jax and laura-leigh are fucking at MULTIPLE LA restaurants 23:45 – skinny people free yourself challenge 26:50 – katie wants stassi to take responsibility 28:40 – lisa confronts jax and laura-leigh 32:46 – stassi and katie are friends again 34:37 – why isn't frank on the schedule today? 38:18 – how long until you introduce a partner to your family? 39:39 – LISA FIRES FRANK! 44:36 – unemployed frank meets stassi's parents 50:23 – ken bought a pink car for lisa 51:14 – the toms, katie, and kristen are at brunch chatting about the atomic wedgie that rocked SUR 53:02 – THE SECOND BREAK UP OF THE SUMMER 59:00 – maddie dated a frank... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 12 · 46 min
having two crushes at once and casting my dream traitors season – ep. 146
soooooo you have two crushes at once? there are worst problems to have! in today's episode, i'm putting on my casting director hat and indulging you in all of my top picks for the next season of traitors before diving into some audience submissions and getting into an emotional post show over on patreon! lock in lover girls! CREATORS AGAINST ICE FUNDRAISER: https://tiltify.com/@creators-for-peace/creators-against-ice TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – creators against ice! 05:24 – my dream traitors cast 30:06 – cowboy aesthetic being stolen by the left 33:40 – two many crushes! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 10 · 1 hr 8 min
the infamous sur staff meeting | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 5
truly one of the most iconic moments to happen within the sur walls methinks... jax has a NEW GIRL and there is IMMEDIATE beef as stassi has a mean girl arc for the history books and scheana finally steps into the spotlight! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – what's the worst performance you've ever done? 07:53 – lisa scolds jax post-vegas 15:47 – stassi and her mom goss about vegas 19:00 – scheana is performing at the roxy! 22:26 – peter confronts jax about the rumor that he's seeing a NEW sur waitress 24:37 – laura-leigh moving at lightspeed in the dating world 29:04 – stassi CAN NOT work in these conditions 30:28 – i thought you loved stassi yesterday jax? what's going on? 34:01 – tom and kristen are throwing a party 36:14 – stassi rage texts laura-leigh 39:29 – THE INFAMOUS SUR STAFF MEETING 55:23 – post-staff meeting 56:20 – stassi loves a violent metaphor 57:09 – scheana's roxy rehearsals are UNDERWAY 01:00:15 – stassi wants to go to the roxy just to bully scheana 01:01:27 – THE BIG SHOW! AT THE ROXY! WITH SCHEANA AND TINA! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 5 · 1 hr 12 min
apathy isn't sexy! stop playing the who cares less olympics! (ft. meg) – ep. 145
Try CHEEX for free for 7 days using my code MADDIE! Click here: https://bit.ly/MADDIE-CHEEX-TRIAL or head to getcheex.com now. The code applies when you select the CHEEX Plus plan as a new user, and you can cancel anytime during the 7 days! it's the top of the month and meg's here! today, we're yelling about the state of apathy in dating and my beef with the word casual being used in connection to intimacy in any regard. we're here! we're both in rare form! and we can not stop laughing, as usual! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – vanderpump gushing 04:11 – why choose ethical c0rn? 06:27 – meg almost got kidnapped on the way here 12:00 – can i be a bitch for a second? 17:18 – when a thin person asks where you got your clothes and it's from a plus size only brand 20:37 – men stop bugging out over basic kindness challenge 29:59 – is it ever casual? 50:15 – doubting your intelligence? benched 1:00:03 – content designed to make you uncomfortable? benched 01:04:12 – hiding in our apartments from the spirit of michael jackson 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
February 3 · 1 hr 28 min
take ur shirt off, we’re fighting in the parking lot | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 4
we're feeling extra giggly today as we travel on over to LAS VEGAS to celebrate the birth of miss stassi schroeder and discuss all of the drama that ensues! jax will invite himself everywhere he shouldn't be! friendships will be broken! shirts WILL be taken off! and we WILL MISS SCHEANA THE WHOLE TIME. lock in!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – watching the new vanderpump rules series and rhoslc 06:57 – what was your worst birthday? 15:55 – the girls are packing for vegas! 19:22 – scheana and shay are getting cupcakes... aaaaaand action! 24:08 – over at SUR... the b squad requests time off 25:08 – stassi and katie discuss frank's intentions 30:27 – road trip! the gangs all here! including those who shouldn't be! 35:28 – the uninvited servers are under watch at SUR 39:15 – tensions rise as they check into the hard rock hotel 40:57 – stassi and frank's romantic vegas getaway is RUINED 45:21 – the girls make up and they're ready to have a good weekend 46:22 – peter confronts jax about the pregnancy rumors 51:45 – CHIPPENDALES! 56:35 – back to sur where lisa loves scheana 57:17 – stassi's birthday dinner gets JAXXXED 01:17:13 – hungover from shirtless fighting 01:24:15 – katie and kristen wish stassi happy birthday 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 29 · 38 min
you are not a hero, you are brainwashed – ep. 144
in today's episode, we're chatting about what's happening in minnesota and how important it is to clock in, call your senators, and abolish ice. we've got some funny business up top, a joke i didn't find funny in the middle, and then we're getting into it. take care of yourselves, love you!! CALL YOUR SENATORS! https://www.5calls.org TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – fmk: beating a dead horse, holding your horses, and getting off your high horse 03:33 – a month of indulgence 06:37 – men making jokes about labia is never funny 14:50 – you are not a hero, you are brainwashed 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 27 · 1 hr 15 min
jax got a girl pregnant and we’re freaking out | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 3
JAX TAYLOR, ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES!!! today, we're talking about season one, episode 3 of vanderpump rules where things are heating up between stassi and frank, kristen loses her mind on a photoshoot with tom's ex hookup, jax is gonna be a FATHER, and somehow all of stassi's friends are still! rooting! for! him! WE HAVE WORDS... get ready to pump it babyyyyy!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bringing back fishtail braids 02:26 – pov: you walk into a bar and it's jax taylor 06:32 – meg wants to meet the cast more than maddie 10:32 – girls brunch aka get stassi to give jax another chance challenge 16:30 – lisa girl, we're with you even when we're not 20:09 – we are very serious MACTORS, loan me your concealer 21:40 – kristen and stassi are modeling and tom's ex hookup is here 32:41 – scheaner slaying 33:10 – jax confides in frank... 37:07 – kristen confronts sandoval about his hooters roommate 43:35 – we're at the dry bar and stassi's fucking frank? 48:07 – DO NOT TRUST TOM SANDOVAL 50:09 – why is jax out with katie and kristen? 55:44 – stassi's at the club making out with frank and jax is on all fours 1:00:58 – JAX GOT A GIRL PREGNANT IN VEGAS 01:02:56 – the aftermath of the baby bomb 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 23 · 56 min
rent a kissing booth and destroy your friend group (ft. robbie) – ep. 143
robbie's back at the sleepover! and today, we're talking about a kissing booth party that destroys friendships, robbie's initial thoughts on heated rivalry, implementing a no chat gpt household rule, and more importantly BRINGING BACK THIRST TRAPS (included for video listeners). p.s. go listen to loud about nothing!! robbie's links: ✨ podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=6bacf6ded0824959 ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robbienunes TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – bringing back thirst traps with 2016 16:39 – robbie's watching heated rivalry and feeling sad about lebron 27:33 – implementing a no chat gpt household rule 39:00 – the kissing booth party that destroys everything 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 20 · 1 hr 6 min
applying sunblock is cheating | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 2
we're here and we're discussing season one episode two of vanderpump rules! the sur pride float is READY and it's time to be SEXY in the SUN, except don't even THINK about asking anyone to help you apply sunscreen because that is CHEATING. stassi and jax are on the rocks, tom sandoval hates the mail, kristen isn't involved but she'll find a way to be, and ken todd is a worm? much to be discussed! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – the astrology of the cast 04:50 – do you think you're gifted? 08:29 – we need a SUR PRIDE FLOAT 10:19 – stassi hates her loser boyfriend 14:46 – assume the worst of jax, always 17:14 – lisa has her own jax... 19:50 – scheana gets a TATTOO and she doesn't CARE WHAT YOU THINK 22:53 – jax, why aren't you sleeping at the apartment? 26:22 – WE ARE VERY SERIOUS MACTORS 31:24 – the pride float is DONE and it is FUGLY 33:38 – spandex and KEN, what else do you NEED??? 37:11 – applying sunblock is CHEATING 44:20 – this is the worst day ever 47:02 – jax and stassi "squash" the beef 49:35 – a brief sandoval palette cleanser 53:25 – it's peters birthday! 59:20 – LET'S RIP 7 SHOTS IN A ROW 01:01:59 – this is a break up... 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 15 · 59 min
corporate greed is ruining movies – ep. 142
today, i'm angry! because things are getting really bad and too many people are too indifferent about it for my liking!! so today, we're chatting about the golden globes, corporate greed and it's impact on the movie watching experience, a small palette cleanser to talk about nipple piercings and dating, before hopping into yet another AI rage fueled rant. lock in lover girls!!! we're yelling at the sleepover!!! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – make out propaganda is SPREADING 02:00 – the heated rivalry boys were born in the 2000s?????? 04:55 – golden globes recap 20:26 – CORPORATE GREED IS RUINING MOVIES 30:20 – hair pulling, spanking, choking in the bedroom 38:35 – nipple piercings... thoughts? 42:13 – why every day chatgpt use is NOT IT 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 13 · 1 hr 4 min
i am the devil… and don’t you forget it | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 1
welcome to the PUMPCAST! your new favorite vanderpump rules rewatch podcast where week by week, we’re going through and talking about the best reality show to ever exist, episode by episode. today, we’re chatting about season one, episode one where we’re introduced to our sur-vers before diving into affair allegations, sleeping with the devil (aka your bitch girlfriend), the genesis of freak bitch, and being hazed by your 23 year old coworker. TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – welcome to the PUMPCAST 06:40 – introducing the cast and initial drama 20:07 – the sur uniforms... 25:01 – the jax and stassi age gap 29:45 – miss scheana marie gets in the mf STU 38:16 – stassi being a hater with kristen and katie 45:00 – how is stassi still employed? 46:37 – EVERYONE CLOCK IN TO YOUR SHIFTS 48:32 – the decoration of sur... let's talk about it 51:20 – the hazing of scheana 57:34 – brunch with the DEVIL 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
January 8 · 1 hr 5 min
making out, media literacy, and marty mauser – ep. 141
we're back and better than ever, lover girls! welcome to the new set of our show! today, we're talking about my ins and outs for 2026 before jumping into some marty supreme discourse and how truly wild some of the takes floating around on tiktok are.🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6✨ lover girls worldwide playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0h3lm0pPS5vUvxD2VSLzsl?si=bdffa27e60914dae✨ y
Dec 20, 2025 · 52 min
i have a PhD in yearning – ep. 140
last episode of the year and we're talking about the gay hockey tv show, gifting getting out of control, a critique on people's lack of care when talking about weight changes, luck in love and AI in indie filmmaking... really an episode tackling many of my favorite topics on this show to round out the year lol. love u so much and see u in 2026!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising in
Dec 13, 2025 · 54 min
the bean soupification of the internet – ep. 139
bean soup theory! what about me-ism! parasocial behavior at its finest! this week, i'm tired of tip toeing and i'm yelling about it! because the kind of content people thiiiink they want? would actually fucking suck! down with qualifiers and caveats! down with assuming the worst of people we don't actually know! we have brains and we can use them!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6For advertising
Dec 4, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
you've gotta flirt HARD (ft. meg) – ep. 138
ALERT!! we have an UPDATE because meg and i caught someone we know HATING LIVE IN THE ACTION and we NEEEEEEEEED TO TALK ABOUT IT!! we're also talking about what those mormon ladies are up to (piss play), flirting hard, and the prison of the instagram respost button. lock in lover girls!! last meg episode of 2025!!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6meg's links:✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.co
Nov 20, 2025 · 49 min
ragebaiters anonymous – ep. 137
i'm passionate about ragebaiting chatgpt bros... this is my truth and i wear it loud and proud! today, we're talking about the response to last weeks episode, my hot take on secret lives of mormon wives, an AI art scandal out in bozeman, montana and having to watch your ex move on while you're still processing the breakup. get in those slumber bags lover girls!🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek💌 spill your guts here: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6Fo
Nov 13, 2025 · 40 min
is having a boyfriend embarrassing? – ep. 136
a shorter episode today but she PACKS A PUNCH! today, we're talking about having a hot mayor, learning my limits, and most importantly, the vogue article that everyone can't stop talking about titled IS HAVING A BOYFRIEND EMBARRASSING??? i have answers and i plan to get to the bottom of this once and for all!ARTICLES:✨ Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now? By Chanté Joseph: https://www.vogue.com/article/is-having-a-boyfriend-embarrassing-now✨ Boyfriendland by Tell the Bees: https://tellthebe