Emotionally Online

Maddie Dragsbaek

A weekly slumber party for heart to hearts and hot gossip hosted by Maddie Dragsbaek and Meg Ruocco. One part emotional reflections and one part raunchy reality tv recaps. Come for the girls, stay for the goss.

Subscribe Listen in podnod RSS feed Show website

196 episodes
Updated Friday

Episodes196

Newest first

May 19 · 1 hr 1 min
we're good as gold and scheana shay IS the maestro | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 9
the housewives are having a VERY important dinner at SUR and they won't let us forget it!!! TOO BAD we're focused on much more IMPORTANT things this episode like the genesis of POETRY in scheana shay's SMASH hit, GOOD AS GOLD!!! kristen and tom are still fighting, jax is still lying, everything is the same except now we have good as gold to listen to in the background and that makes it all better. LOCK IN PUMPERS!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 15 · 1 hr 25 min
fat tax, pivoting, and crying in the cuck chair (ft. sebastian) – ep. 157
SEBASTIAN IS BACK ON THE POD! And today's episode is an absolute treat. As I was editing this one, I was just in awe of how truly generous Sebastian was with his reflections and musings. I just adore him and this is a real beautiful peak inside his brain and I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT. We're talking about embracing a pivot, feeling your feelings, art inspiring art, and how it feels to be fat right now. Listen to LOUD ABOUT NOTHING! https://open.spotify.com/show/587AvKFjvaitqJUKpf1Jh1?si=7bcb95399cee415e Follow Sebastian: https://www.instagram.com/sebastianconelli 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 12 · 1 hr 1 min
ok which one of you wrote tom sandoval scat fan fiction? | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 8
ok FESS UP... written 3 weeks ago??? we will get to the bottom of this... just as stassi intends to get to the bottom of the jax/kristen cheating scandal that continues to rock SUR in today's episode while lisa is hiring a secret diner and gaslighting phd's are being handed out group wide. pumpers! it's time to discuss! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 8 · 1 hr 24 min
i want you to be authentic... but only if you're authentic like me – ep. 156
meg is here! and we're chatting about what's been happening in our comments sections and meg the stallion, as god intended. 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 5 · 1 hr 18 min
a lap dance, some tequila, and the TRUTH | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 7
the way scheana's lap dance was the genesis of the jax/kristen hookup being brought to center stage... her power... it must be studied... in today's episode, jax goes back to therapy, scheana gives a lap dance, katie gets way too drunk, tom tries to save his dying relationship, and stassi has her foot on jax's next as per usual. lock in, pumpers! this is a history lesson! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
May 1 · 49 min
when did dating become so transactional? – ep. 155
in today's episode, we're talking transactional dating, the inner peace that comes from reckoning with your body image, and fear around grief! love u sm! thanks for being here! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 28 · 1 hr 34 min
*rips shirt off* dude i'm so straight, i didn't even know you could be gay | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 6
it's pride! jax only learned about gay people recently! scheana is back in the stu making herstory! kristen read tom's texts with ariana and she intends to get to the bottom of it! stassi is bullying jax! it's vanderpump in its prime! these really are the best days of our lives people!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 24 · 44 min
you can't be in your 30s and negging women on dating apps oh my god – ep. 154
coming at you live from the hot tub! today, we're chatting about negging on dating apps, new AI implementations on tiktok, before diving into some audience submissions about navigating sexual trauma. kind of a heavy episode so check in with yourself before you listen, love ya! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 21 · 1 hr 11 min
doing burlesque for your boss while he eats a boob cake? call HR now | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 5
it's guillermo's birthday! so we're doing what every good SUR employee does... learning a sexy burlesque dance to show him while he eats cake shaped like boobs! in today's episode, the sexy unique servers are navigating a cancer scare, being not like other girls, and serving sex on the job... come on, how could you ever long for more?! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 16 · 50 min
get bitchier or die trying – ep. 153
i love bitches! and bitches love me right back! in today's episode, we're asking hard hitting questions such as (but not limited to): when can we get a bitch on a season of jury duty? why are reality tv haters always so condescending? what are we defining as casual sex these days? and why haven't men considered changing their last names when they get married and is the answer perhaps the exact same fucking answer for why women don't wanna do it either? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 14 · 1 hr
just f*ck and forget about it! it's the tom sandoval way! | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 4
someone help! jax escaped the elderly home and is out gossiping again! in today's episode, ariana officially gets hired at SUR, tom and kristen had sex and insist everyone just shut up and forget what happened, jax is starting a sweater line (???), and new cheating rumors threaten the restaurant utopia that lisa vanderpump has created... WILL SUR SURVIVE THIS??? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 10 · 50 min
stop ditching your friends for mediocre men – ep. 152
the bailing epidemic has hit lover girls hq! in today's episode, we're talking about culotte spring, ditching your besties for mediocre men (boo!), fetishization in dating, and finding your purpose and belonging in this crazy world!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 7 · 1 hr 12 min
ask me anything: my chungus chopped unc went in for a kiss | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 3
it's incredible the access we have to the english language... in today's episode, we're going to lake arrowhead! stassi's family is here! tears are shed! a star is born! and scheana has no feet, teeth, OR EYES! how can we ever predict what's coming next? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
April 5 · 55 min
can you ever really be friends with your ex? – ep. 151
a big audience submission ep! and today we're getting to the bottom of the age old questions: can you ever really be friends with your ex? what counts as emotional cheating? is it ok to slow fade a new friendship that just isn't it? is it weird that i felt weird seeing my ex get married even though i've moved on? you have questions, i have opinions! let's get into it! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 31 · 1 hr 22 min
tattoo your ex girlfriends name, let your bully win, and get bubbafied NOW | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 2
the bubbafication of tom schwartz will be studied for millenniums... in today's episode, jax is getting stassi's name tattooed, scheana is injured again, her beef with stassi hits a breaking point, tom is still making an ikea table, and road rage is abundant! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 27 · 51 min
skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription – ep. 150
what an insane week to be on the internet! we're talking red carpet influencers, taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette, and the skinny psychosis overtaking the entire world... strap in lover girls, we're ranting! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – oscars red carpet influencer drama 21:00 – taylor frankie paul and the bachelorette fall out 28:47 – skinny psychosis and a worldwide ozempic prescription 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 24 · 1 hr 11 min
a threat from jax taylor to start our day | pumpcast szn 2 ep. 1
we're back for season two! with another cast endorsement laced with thinly veiled threats... we see right through it, jax. today, we're talking about scheana and her tooth, tom getting caught cheating already, kristen on thin ice at SUR, and a birthday party gone wrong (as usual). TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – your votes are in for season one! 06:57 – we needed podcast advice... 08:02 – ...so we asked jax taylor! 12:02 – SUR is catering a housewives party! 19:25 – scheana and stassi are beefing again 25:30 – hitting the bar post-catering ft. kicked out kristen 27:10 – kristen thinks they're all sheeple 28:35 – tom cheated on kristen in vegas... 30:12 – scheana and pandora are shopping with lisa! 33:02 – jax apologizes to stassi's dad 38:14 – kristen gets suspended from SUR 42:25 – da boys are working out 44:10 – when are we gonna talk about the cheating, TOM??? 47:32 – learning more about vegas girl... 49:25 – two dumb bitches telling each other exactly 50:20 – scheana and pandora's bday lunch! 53:07 – scheana and stassi squash the beef? maybe? 55:07 – kristen's attitude being discussed by 30 people at lunch 57:52 – stassi's world domination 58:49 – scheana and pandora's birthday party out at the bars 01:03:17 – stassi, kristen, and katie vs. scheana on the balcony 01:07:15 – shay and schwartz are fighting??? hello??? 01:08:49 – yelling about scheana propaganda outside the bar 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 12 · 1 hr 18 min
influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics (ft. meg) – ep. 149
you can do it! you're so smart! in today's episode, we're talking about that viral podcast clip about why "influencers shouldn't speak on politics", the anti-literacy argument that set me off last week, and the ethics of jealousy! and meg's here! let's get into it! TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – this is gonna ruin the tour 04:05 – my birthday! we had a wig night out! 11:45 – i hate the glambot 19:08 – you're making an anti-literacy argument! snap out of it! 37:03 – influencers absolutely SHOULD speak on politics 59:58 – the ethics of jealousy 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 10 · 2 hr 20 min
a summer of cheating and peteritas (ft. tina and jessie) | pumpcast szn 1 reunion!
the summer's over... but it's still hot at SUR! today, we're joined by tina vlamis and jessie maye christopher to discuss the reunion drama and recap the highs and lows of season one of vanderpump rules. we did it! our first season! binge away! ✨ jessie's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jessiemayechristopher/ ✨ tina's instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstinacolada/ ✨ tina's tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstinacolada ✨ tina's podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/1WhvTBgObTX40Ib2NyIbzT?si=a344d4da0c6e403b TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – introducing our guest bartenders! 02:30 – making a peterita 07:08 – we saw tom sandoval irl... 11:33 – andy cohen is here and he's getting to the bottom of it! 12:39 – lisa, the producer 14:32 – lisa's unexplainable closeness with her staff 27:01 – everyone is currently working at sur... including jax 31:34 – life at sur post-show premiere 32:47 – the vibe of this reunion is... different than the rest 36:36 – brandi vs. scheana 42:33 – stassi admits she was threatened by scheana 45:45 – a defense of stassi schroeder 49:33 – the seven shots that shook this podcast 53:15 – domestic violence allegations and admissions 57:57 – the frank timeline and emotional cheating 01:02:17 – katie and kristen's protection of jax 01:05:39 – playing sleepover games with the cast 01:17:36 – vanderpump rules and jersey shore comparisons 01:24:29 – the vegas drama 01:28:50 – using laura-leigh to make stassi jealous 01:30:25 – the TRUTH about laura-leigh's movie role 01:36:02 – stassi's evil texts to laura-leigh 01:38:30 – tom lived with... high schoolers? 01:41:38 – kristen still banging on about the ex-twins from the photoshoot 01:43:18 – was frank a pawn to lisa? 01:44:02 – jax is HEARTBROKEN that frank met stassi's parents 01:45:24 – stassi and frank got back together after filming 01:47:11 – breaking up with laura-leigh at AA 01:49:48 – we need to see those therapy notes 01:53:44 – are you a pathological liar, jax? 01:55:27 – so let's talk about the big cheating scandal here 01:58:47 – it's literally 11pm 02:01:45 – so... stassi was right! 02:05:56 – who were your favs and least favs of the season? 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
March 3 · 1 hr 6 min
jax taylor only tells the truth if it means he can have more attention | pumpcast szn 1 ep. 8
it's the season one finale! and jax is finally telling the TRUTH... in today's episode we're talking about the iconic season one SUR photoshoot, laura-leigh's breakout role in we're the millers, and finally getting to the bottom to the cheating scandal that rocked the cheating restaurant. 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 TIME STAMPS: 00:00 – let me speak to lisa vanderpump's social media manager 04:02 – call in! leave us voicemails! 06:21 – scolding jax at bark n bitches, of course 10:49 – laura-leigh booked a MOVIE!!!!!! 15:36 – sandoval is at band rehearsal and kristen is calling him STRESSED 18:00 – kristen and stassi finally talk it out... 22:14 – SUR photoshoot time!!! villa rosa!!! 23:54 – lisa's closet is the hannah montana closet 25:49 – STASSI WENT ON A DATE WITH FRANK AT VILLA BLANCA??? 28:22 – the summers ended but it's still hot at SUR 29:45 – jax calls out stassi for still dating frank 32:23 – ken, the catatonic pervert 33:16 – jax is going to therapy? maybe? 40:02 – SUR photoshoot day two! 41:07 – does the word curvy mean anything at all in this universe? 44:37 – katie wants the couple trio to reunite... get back with jax! 45:14 – where we'll be in a year 46:07 – the scheana and brandi timeline 49:35 – scheana and stassi are making out? for some reason? 50:31 – it's the photoshoot after party! and jax is quitting! 54:09 – jax finally tells stassi the truth... 59:34 – jax loops the rest of SUR in on THE TRUTH... 01:01:10 – why didn't you just tell us? we could've helped you lie! 01:03:33 – it's stassi time now! she's free! 01:04:04 – AND THAT'S SEASON ONE BABY!!! 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy