Earwash

Douglas Brooke

”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing

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#242
Wednesday · 7 min
Episode 170 - Beef Wellington and Chocolate Surprise
Chef Ludwig joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to answer, in his distinctly revolting way, some Emergency Questions
#241
Sunday · 7 min
Episode 169 - Off The Road Again
Safely ensconced back in Earwash HQ, Douglas and country musician Bruce Plank compare notes on their time on the road. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, unexpected kangaroo cuddles, setting up dating app profiles for local landmarks, and non-standard uses for frozen cucumbers
#240
September 2 · 4 min
Episode 168 - The Paramilitary Wing of The Wiggles
It's time for another bath in the oddities of Douglas's notebook. Topics arising to discuss later with your therapist include shovels, the MILF siren, and Miss Shilling's Orifice (which is not what you think it is)
#239
August 30 · 5 min
Episode 167 - Woodlouse House
The Earwig explains what use he's put Douglas's house to while Douglas has been away
#238
August 26 · 5 min
Episode 166 - In The Ear Of A Giant
ASMR artist Adrian 'Mesopotamia' River-Rivers jojns us to answer some Emergency Questions, with talk of cheese, maths and giants
#237
August 23 · 8 min
Epsiode 165 - Kangaroos With Thumbs
Omni-critics Horace Perrault drops in to the Earwash winter retreat to share his review of the Latrobe Valley
#236
August 19 · 4 min
Episode 164 - A Frozen Cucumber
Jonathan Crepuscular joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to tell us exactly how he lost his job at Woolworths, which supermarket is most tolerant of his sheer unbridled sensuality, and the unexpected role he was asked to play in an ongoing international crisis
#235
August 16 · 5 min
Episode 163 - The Banana Of The Future
Earwash returns from its unplanned hiatus with an ultra-cleansing epsiode of weird things Douglas has written in his notebooks. Expect running themes of nuns, slugs and onions, and possibly the distant sounds of rodent lovemaking
#234
May 17 · 5 min
Episode 162 - You Cannot Argue With Starch
Omni-critic Horace Perrault answers some emergency questions, with answers that encompass starch, annoying the English and communicating with cats
#233
May 15 · 58 min
Earwash Value Pack 12 - Episodes 51 - 55
Today's value pack is extra large, encompassing nearly an hour. And what does that ear-hour contain? Excessive postmodernism, guys talking about their feelings, musical interludes, oddments from Douglas's notebooks, and a slow-talking snail. The quintessential Earwash experience
#232
May 14 · 8 min
Episode 161 - Earwash Turns 3!
How will Earwash mark it's third birthday? You'll just have to listen and find out...
#231
May 13 · 6 min
Episode 160 - James Bondage
Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular was meant to join us today to talk about his search for a job, but instead he takes us on a tangent involving naked rollerskaters, sexually ambiguous actors, and the eroticism of Sean Connery's receding hairline
#227
May 6 · 33 min
Earwash Value Pack 11 - Episodes 46 - 50
This week's value pack contains such diverse contents as words, worms, pizza and a discussion of TikTok that is very out of date. Bon appetit
#230
April 30 · 4 min
Episode 159 - No Worries, No Introspection
This week we are joined by Horace Perrault, critic of everything, who has some thoughts about ANZAC Day
#226
April 29 · 38 min
Earwash Value Pack 10 - Episodes 41 - 45
Today's value pack is a six pack; six episodes, six very diferent listening experiences, but all alike in oddness
#225
April 22 · 34 min
Earwash Value Pack 9 - Episodes 36 - 40
Another value pack is on the discount shelf today, containing five episodes for the price of one. May contain traces of: Italian plumbers, piscine light features and American politics
#229
April 19 · 4 min
Episode 158 - The Colour of Vengeance
Today the Earwig answers some Emergency Questions, and the chat covers such diverse topics as dung beetles, immortality via animated TV shows and insectoid perceptions of colour
#224
April 15 · 37 min
Earwash Value Pack 8 - Episodes 31 - 35
This week's Value Pack, half-hidden amongst the heavily discounted Easter eggs, is unseasonably seasonal - it contains episodes relating to Christmas and New Year's Eve, as well as a stale meme and an episode I really regret
#223
April 12 · 5 min
Episode 157 - Protoplasmic Chocolate
Chef Ludwig Rinderkennzeichnungs-und-Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz explains exactly what happened with his restaurant's now-infamous Easter menu…
#220
April 8 · 24 min
Earwash Value Pack 7 - Episodes 27 - 30
This week's Earwash Value Pack has something to suit every taste, as long as you define 'every' narrowly to include only satire by AI, a critique of the nature of God, failed true crime podcasts and free-form weirdness

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