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Earwash

Douglas Brooke

”Earwash”, the palate cleansing podcast. Refresh your ears with an invigorating five minutes of the aural equivalent of a thorough shampooing

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  • 35 episodes
  • a few times a week
  • Avg 12 min
  • English

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  • #253
    Yesterday · 4 min

    Episode 181 - More Problematic than Kevin Spacey?

    The Earwig joins us today to answer some Emergency Questions, giving rise to discussions of cat-based distractions, whether insects are more problematic than Kevin Spacey, and what exactly the Earwig was up to in 2016

  • #252
    Wednesday · 4 min

    Episode 180 - Orotund

    Sink your ears into a bath of sound, courtesy of Earwash. Today's bath contains some interesting words that Douglas has come across, and their meanings. Expect language both Wodehousian and veterinary, as well as a rather kinky French phrase

  • #251
    October 11 · 21 min

    Episode 179 - Dirty Laundry

    Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular has an all-new creative project that he wants to run by Dogulas, and this one has a (washing) basketload of potential

  • #249
    October 4 · 5 min

    Episode 177 - The Rooster's Calling

    The Rooster's Calling… but why? Music: "HeadSound", provided by MobyGratis. Additional rooster motives by Erin Arnett

  • #248
    September 30 · 4 min

    Episode 176 - Linguistic Mayonnaise

    Allow your ears and mind to be freshened by today's auditory breath mint, this week flavoured with nonsense from Douglas's notebooks

  • #246
    September 23 · 3 min

    Episode 174 - Everyone's A Bigfoot

    Today we are joined by insect athlete Kevin the Centipede to answer some Emergency Questions. Listen on to hear an insectoid view on Bigfoots (Bigfeet?), hotels and embarrassing injuries

  • #245
    September 20 · 5 min

    Episode 173 - Geoffrey Twatt-Face

    Today we are joined by a new guest: raconteur, former politician and professional dilettante Geoffrey Twatt-Face

  • #243
    September 13 · 10 min

    Episode 171 - Statistics

    Douglas has discovered the Earwash download statistics, and has decided to take a ramble through them. Who knows, it might even be interesting

  • #241
    September 6 · 7 min

    Episode 169 - Off The Road Again

    Safely ensconced back in Earwash HQ, Douglas and country musician Bruce Plank compare notes on their time on the road. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, unexpected kangaroo cuddles, setting up dating app profiles for local landmarks, and non-standard uses for frozen cucumbers

  • #240
    September 2 · 4 min

    Episode 168 - The Paramilitary Wing of The Wiggles

    It's time for another bath in the oddities of Douglas's notebook. Topics arising to discuss later with your therapist include shovels, the MILF siren, and Miss Shilling's Orifice (which is not what you think it is)

  • #238
    August 26 · 5 min

    Episode 166 - In The Ear Of A Giant

    ASMR artist Adrian 'Mesopotamia' River-Rivers jojns us to answer some Emergency Questions, with talk of cheese, maths and giants

  • #236
    August 19 · 4 min

    Episode 164 - A Frozen Cucumber

    Jonathan Crepuscular joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to tell us exactly how he lost his job at Woolworths, which supermarket is most tolerant of his sheer unbridled sensuality, and the unexpected role he was asked to play in an ongoing international crisis

  • #235
    August 16 · 5 min

    Episode 163 - The Banana Of The Future

    Earwash returns from its unplanned hiatus with an ultra-cleansing epsiode of weird things Douglas has written in his notebooks. Expect running themes of nuns, slugs and onions, and possibly the distant sounds of rodent lovemaking

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